Movies You Should See

Don't watch this is you can't handle bad things happening to dogs. I can't watch it.

See? I told you these were old shows.

67 was a Christmas show, and it's May.

London stuff.

Good luck.

This film made me very afraid of Sir Ben.

Quote from the film.

He had a really bad cold that day.

Damn, it's bleak.

You've got red on you.

It's not really a film about gangsters. It's a film about... well... it's a film about gangsters.

He thought he saw something, out of his... rear window. He did!

I think we did all three in one, or four. Maybe there were only three at the time. Nope, I'm remembering wrong. There were four. Are the five now?

I'd like to tell you that we started the idea of making meme videos out of this movie, but that would be a complete lie.

In some countries, this podcast is punishment for shoplifting.

I've tried to earn this podcast by living a good life. Can't say I've done very well.

The King has returned. In a really long film that I haven't seen since we recorded this podcast.

We have a T-Rex.

There's a joke I could do, but we're all better than that.

Remember when Lord of the Rings was a thing? We sure do, because we were there.

There are many reasons to see this film, not just one.

The gang talk about another gang who have a ring.

You know exactly what quote I was going to write here in the description.

It's be so long since we recorded this show, that there's been another movie called City of God.

Remember when John Cusack films were a good thing?

As I write more of these meaningless shownotes for really old episodes, I'm reminded of the crap jokes I used to make, and how I can't really think up any new ones.

I'm so scared.

The masturbation bottle tree.

For tax evasion.

You're not allowed to watch this film anymore, it's got Kevin Spacey.

We are serious.

Who'd have thought that nice young man would turn out to be the Kingpin?

Since recording this episode, I have visited the Little China in question, and didn't experience anything like this amount of trouble.

Nothing says that we couldn't think of anything good to do like a special episode does.

Craig fell asleep during this one.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Would you buy this, and for how much. This is the proper one, not the remake. The remake didn't exist when we made this show. It was a better, brighter world.

Remember when this film was all people were talking about, then they remade it, and the remake was rubbish?

What a perfect time of year to discuss this summer blockbuster.

This was the first show we did with special guests. Rym and Scott of the Geeknights podcast. They're still around. Lasted much longer than we did.

I could have sworn this was a much later episode. Doesn't matter. Anyway, this is before there was Ironman. Remember those times? 

Once known as the Arnie Special.

Have fun storming the castle!

Catch up on the original before the new one comes out. It'll be too late after that.

This episode was the high point of my podcast career. Late 2005. 

The common theme with all these shownotes is going to be something about me remembering nothing about the movie. Terrance Stamp.

I can't remember a single thing about this movie. Was it big when it came out?

Trapped in a hole with monsters.

This film is French, which makes me think of France, which makes me think of Europe, which makes me think of brexit, which makes me sad. I may never see this film again. 

This film made the recent unseasonal snowfall all the more scary. 

I think we like this one. It's full of arrows and horses and stuff. Oh, and lots of castles and Christian Slater.