Nerds On Tap

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and discuss Joseph joining the Furby Furry Community, Lego porn, Shaddai ruining New Year’s Eve with her bodily fluids, first drunk experiences, Shaddai drinking with moms who shoot guns at cars, give updates on current and new projects, and Chris & Shaddai both go on a rant that should […]

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai are back drinking beer and talking about Chris’s weird dreams, Firefly, and Get Out!

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and discuss how Chris once cried and passed out playing a Nerds On Tap drinking game, drunk party stereotypes, teachers that sleep with students, how shitty 2016 was, what they are looking forward to in 2017, and then crown the new winner of the Nerdocalypse!

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and talk comics, golden globe nominations for nerdy media, and begin the Nerdocalypse showdown with matches like Fox McCloud vs Gamera, He-Man vs The Tick, and Freakazoid vs Dr. Manhattan! WTF right?

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and talk about their sexual experiences as teens, breaking bones, and disgusting pranks with bloody tampons and soiled diapers. Also Chris wants to be in a Doug Jones & Samantha Newark hug sandwich.

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and discuss bodily functions, condiments, Shaddai’s new tablet, broken bones, Chris’ experiences in retail, and spam. The food.

Instead of our typical episode this week, Shaddai and Joseph decided to say thanks to YOU, in honor of the holiday weekend! Seriously, we absolutely appreciate anyone who can listen to our drunken, nerdy ramblings! We’ll return to our regularly scheduled programming next week, but once again, thank you!

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and talk sex, semen milkshakes, and voice acting.

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and discuss their weekend meeting the cast of Stranger Things, Mr Belding (Saved by the Bell), and the lovely Samantha Newark (Jem & the Holograms).

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai settle in with their beers and discuss their own supernatural and paranormal experiences!

Chris, Joseph, & Shaddai drink beer and discuss the rough patches they’ve experienced this past year before getting into creepy stories and supernatural experiences.

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Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai are once again joined by The Inner Gamer to drink beer and discuss sex, Louie Anderson, favorite cartoon theme songs and who would win a fight between Dr. Manhattan and Louise Belcher! —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on […]

Nerds unite when the guys from The Inner Gamer podcast join Nerds On Tap to drink and discuss creepy clowns, conspiracy theories, and how Matt Damon and Ben Afleck are secretly Daft Punk. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, […]

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink some beers and talks their top 5 favorite movies. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: […]

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink some beers as Chris reads an erotic fan fiction a listener wrote about them!! The group then surprise each other by revealing the top 5 celebrities they want to sleep with… including several CNN anchors. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the […]

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and talk strippers, nude photos, and classic films. Joseph reveals he’s never been to a strip club. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: […]

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai get drunk and talk new Marvel shows, Kong Skull Island, and read erotic fan fiction about Baxter Stockman, Tommy the Green Ranger, and Bomberman. Also Shaddai explains how she got high and thought we were all planets. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find […]

Chris, Joseph, Shaddai, and Izzy get down and deep as random characters are selected for them and they have to decide who they would marry, f***, and kill. ALSO Howard the Duck vs Aquaman (Classic) who would win??? —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also […]

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai are joined by Izzy where they talk beer and discuss Izzy’s disappointment in The Killing Joke movie, No Man’s Sky, jaded Captain Planet, how shitty Turbo Teen is, and Chris’ rage at Ran Queens being cancelled . There are also lots of dick jokes. Constant dick jokes. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us […]

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai continue talking comics and the trailers for Wonder Woman and Justice League and then discuss who would win in a fight, The Winter Soldier or Raphael? —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: […]

Hi! We are finally following up from Comic Con and talk about our favorite moments and how the homeless people and pigeons of San Diego HATE Chris. Also lots of talk about comics before we cut it off because we ran waaaay too long. Sorry! —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit […]

Chris, Joseph, Jacki, and Shaddai report in from San Diego Comic Con International where they drink up, discuss how not to make love to bottled water, and learn curse words in Swiss German!

The nerds discus which of these big bozos would win in a fight: Solomon Grundy or The Tick! This is the final episode of Nerds On Tap for at least a few months. We plan to be back later this summer! Looove yoooou! This Week’s Booze: Chris: Longboard Island Lager – Kona Brewing Jim: Cashmere […]

Chris talks about his adventures in District 12 before the group discusses what other nerd worlds they would like to live in and which ones they love but would never ever visit. This Week’s Booze: Chris: Freehouse Stout – Freehouse Jim: Night (T)rain – Oso Brewing Joseph: Dallas Blonde Ale – Deep Ellum —————————————-­———————————————— Please […]

Chris and Joseph talk beer and what kind of Marvel movies they want to see in the future including a full X-Men reboot back in Marvel’s hands! Oh and Jim is a sentient digital voice. This Week’s Booze: Chris: Seven Kingdoms – Ommegang Joseph: Heavy Melon – New Belgium —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment […]

A brawny prince barbarian with the dutch-boy haircut vs a green alien but not really alien barbarian from space or Burbank, California. HE-MAN vs DRAX! We decide who would win and get into long discussion on their origins. This Week’s Booze: Chris: Modelo Especial – Grupo Modelo Jim: Gobius – Oliphant Joseph: Neato Bandito – […]

Chris thinks drinking a beer older than himself is a good idea! He’s wrong! Then the Nerds discuss RPGs – the topic from another episode that you never heard because it failed horribly! This Week’s Booze: Chris: ?? some kind of ancient mystery beer – A Fitger & Co Paleooza – New Holland Jim: Gobius […]

A lovable shape shifting Pakistani teenage super-hero faces off against a cute little cloud prince with weather controlling abilities and thinks he’s a tadpole. MS MARVEL VS PRINCE MALLOW! Cause that makes sense… This Week’s Booze: Chris: Batch 10 – Coors… yeah yeah… i know… Jim: Chestnut Hill Brown Ale – Lift Bridge Joseph: Temptress […]

You already know the Marvel movies are connected to the TV shows, right? Well did you know Marvel comics has crossed over with Attack on Titan? Or Ninja Turtles has crossed over with Ghostbusters? Find out even more crazy shared universes that make no sense on this week’s episode. This Week’s Booze: Chris: Mudpuppy Porter […]

Well because we are a bunch of drunk morons, we decide who could win in this fight. Judge Dredd or Chester Cheetah? Oh but first we talk about board games. This Week’s Booze: Chris: Jalapeno IPA – Alaskan Brewing Jim: Double Stout Black Ale – Green Flash Brewery Joseph: Glutiny – New Belgium —————————————-­———————————————— Please […]

THIS WEEK… the crew talks about POKEMON GO and takes a weird turn into child abductions, evil dead crabs, and haunted game music that causes the mass suicide of Japanese children… or so the tale goes. PLUS KAZOO KID! This Week’s Booze: Chris: Dead Irish Poet Extra Stout – Finnegans Jim: Madtown Nutbrown Ale – […]

Our 3 drunk hosts figure out who would win in a fight: the mighty Gamera? Or will it be Top Gun’s Maverick piloting the gundam Wing Zero? The answer WILL surprise you! This Week’s Booze: Chris: Winter Welcome Ale – Samuel Smith’s Brewing Jim: Obsidian Stout – Deschute’s Brewery Joseph: Mr. Pineapple – SanTan Brewing […]

Our Nerds get drunk and talk about the new Ghostbusters movie and make train jokes because beer. This Week’s Booze: Chris: Wassail Winter Ale – Full Sail Brewing Jim: Black Butte Porter – Deschutes Brewery Joseph: Dream Crusher – Deep Ellum Brewing —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people […]

A match only a bunch of drunk nerds could come up with! Omega Red of the X-Men/Marvel universe battles against the Starfox himself, Fox McCloud! This Week’s Booze: Chris: Double Chocolate Stout – Rogue Brewery Jim: The Warden – Lift Bridge Brewing Joseph: Best Damn Root Beer – Anheuser-Busch —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment […]

The Nerds get drunk and talk racing games from all across the spectrum including all the favorites and a few you may have never heard of! This Week’s Booze: Chris: Kessel Run ESB – Canal Park Brewery Jim: Brown Shugga’ Sweet Release – Lagunitas Brewing Joseph: Zombie Monkey Porter – Tallgrass Brewing —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave […]

Joseph lives and rejoins the group to decide who would win in a fight: the squid with a smile, Kit Fisto, or the dark queen of the Forsaken, Sylvanas Windrunner! —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Stitcher & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Stitcher: […]

The nerds talk about their favorite superhero cartoons and which ones just didn’t hold up (ahem… X-Men). Before he could finish his beer or discussion, Joseph runs away to go throw up, leaving Chris and Jim to finish out the episode all on their lonesome. It was scary. This Week’s Booze: Chris: Chocolate Peanut Butter […]

Our hosts decide who would win a fight: The ever-dangerous Kylo Ren or the brutal William Murderface! This Week’s Booze: Chris: Holiday Cheer – Shiner Jim: Vanilla Porter – Breckenridge Brewery Joseph: Bohemian Black Lager – Shiner —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available […]

The nerds discuss their favorite MMORPGs and reminisce about their times spent in Word of Warcraft, including old guildmates and how Jim recently had one arrested for stealing cheese. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Stitcher & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr […]

This week on Nerds On Tap, our hosts discuss the first Nerdocalypse match of the year: Chun-Li, the street fighting dream of boys everywhere, vs the villainous Batman vixen, Harley Quinn. This Week’s Booze: Chris: He’Brew Hanukkah, Chanukah: Pass The Beer – Shmaltz Brewing Jim: Ginger Spiced Ale – Blue Moon Joseph: Cappuccino Oatmeal Stout […]

Nerds On Tap podcast is back getting into it’s second year of the show! Per the usual our three hosts Chris, Jim, and Joseph whip out some delicious beer to taste and then discuss a random topic decided by the Nerd Roulette. This week’s topic is the Best and Worst Movie Casting. Topics range from […]

The Nerdocalypse of 2015 comes to a head where instead of two more matches plus the final, we say fuck it! This requires a nerdy royal rumble! Join us as we drink beer and discuss who wins: Kitty Pryde vs Darth Luigi vs Deadpool vs Barbara Gordon. Our REAL listener of the year (not that […]

Well nerds, it’s been a year since the show launched in December of 2014. We’ve had lots of laughs and lots of beer! Our hosts reflect back on all the good and bad things that happened along the way! This Week’s Booze: Chris: S’more Stout – Base Camp Brewing Co Jim: Accumulation White IPA – […]

The showdown continues! Shaddai (Pillow talk, Cinefreak Critique) joins the Nerds again to figure out who will win in the next part of the tournament when we see: Jason Bourne vs Kitty Pryde Darth Luigi vs an Apple with a bite taken out Deadpool vs Shiek Batgirl vs the Powerpuff Girls Only one Nerdocalypse left! […]

This week Shaddai from our other BSXcluded network shows (Pillow Talk, Cinefreak Critique) joins the Nerds to talk about the emotional connection that we all have to our entertainment, and the times that those bittersweet nerdy moments made us cry like Kevin Smith. This Week’s Booze: Chris: Black Ale – Bent Paddle Brewing Co Jim: […]

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN Week Two of the Nerdocalypse Showdown! See who wins! See who loses! See who leaves this episode sober! (Hint: Probably no one!) HEY LISTEN! Tell us who you think will win the next round!!!! iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/NerdsOnTapPodcast Twitter: http://twitter.com/Nerds_On_Tap Website: http://bsxcluded.com Theme Song : Starbolt performed by Slime Girls […]

Holy shit-snacks! The nerds are joined by Sara, from Big Damn Heroes Workshop (i.e. real-life Pam from Archer)! Also laughter. Also beer. Also farts. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/NerdsOnTapPodcast Twitter: http://twitter.com/Nerds_On_Tap Website: http://bsxcluded.com Theme Song : Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN We talked about it since the 3rd episode, and it’s finally here! Week One of the Nerdocalypse Showdown! The Nerds barely make it through and Chris forgets how to speak English. They also discuss the best fall beers! HEY LISTEN! Tell us who you think will win the next round!!!! This Week’s […]

The nerds re-live their week of drunken Halloween debauchery when Joseph travels north to meet up with Jim and Chris for the FIRST TIME EVER. Seriously, almost an entire year of the show and that was the first time we met. OH back to the description – actor/best guest ever, Doug Jones also spends time […]

Our final Nerdocalypse battle for the year is the weirdest yet when Freddy Krueger joins up with Stephen King who has become possessed by the demon Pazuzu from The Exorcist. Together they face off against the pumpkin king himself, Jack Skellington, and the “it” from It Follows. How do we even remotely make this work? […]