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"Found Plane Poster" Recorded October 6, 2015.  This week is we get lost Mapquesting every story that we read to check to see if the locations are places that we have heard of or can relate to.  It also get very Taylor-themed (which might just be the result of him constantly talking about himself).Topics Discussed: Noses Parted the Green Sea, Gag Reflexes, Anecdotes Are Cool, Taylor Ham, Headstrong Babies, 600% Increase in Your Face, The NY Jets Poop A LOT, Keurig Installations, Prime Weed Now, The Shocking Things Your Neighbors Do

"1989 As Performed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir" Recorded September 22, 2015.  This week we ask deep moral questions, some of them could be answered by our eight armed friends, but we still haven't learned Octospanish. Also...we are having technical issues with Episode 39, and we apologize profusely.  It is available at our website, www.okheresone.com.  Hopefully this will be resolved soon.Topics Discussed: Baby Drivers, The Price of Freedom, Dr. Robesicist, Slurps and Condoms, Apes on Film, David "Pig Slayer" Cameron, Cold Comfort, I Can Taste Your Feelings, Crispy River Pizza, Spookmask Work Orgy, Ginger Regicide 

"Littlest Pet Shop Rabbit Hole" Recorded 09.07.2015This week we discuss popular baby names and think about what crimes we would name our children after, and next time, we promise, we will eat before the episode so we don't talk about food the whole time. Topics Discussed: "Get over here, Chaos!," Chris Brownasshole, Sea-Section, So Fresh and So Clean, Rodent Woman Sues to Have Hamster Teeth Removed, Naked and Crispy, Get me a Straw, The King's Inner Thoughts, David Bowie Square Pants, Blankman Was a Great Film, Gross Burglary the Kid, Tommy Flame

"Louis LXIX" Recorded on August 31, 2015.  This week we apologize for taking a week off, and immediately make you regret our return.  We call each other the most offensive insults ever, while bringing back a crunchy former segment that we had worried would not exist ever again.  Welcome back to the best hour of the best week of your life.  This is your moment.  Take the reins.Topics Discussed: 48.2 Centinmeters, The Jet Stream, Fukushima Ice Cream Butt Cancer, Arby's Double Down McWhooper Melt, Ovipositive, Louis LXIX, Mmuhmuyah Too You, Fresh Squeezed Boner Juice, Moist William, Waxed Christ, Manspreading the Dictionary

"86% More Burrito" Recorded August 17, 2015.  This week we unintentionally stamp our passports many times, and Tristan talks about his new job as a narrator at Audioculus Rift.Topics Discussed: I Cinghiali, Super Sized Haggis, Baywatch Life, LIZMAN, GOATMAN, The Baseball Rule, (Insert Domestic Beer Brand Here), My Horse Died, The Long Straight Piece, Hackaritto

"Pants Day, Shorts Night" Recorded August 8, 2015. This week we discuss our perfect summer day (though we've yet to experience it), and we inauspiciously coordinate our outfits, looking much like a crew of submariners in the process. Topics Discussed: Artificial Organ Donor, Raccoon Potato Grenades, Red Bull Gives You Degenerative Eye Disease, Vegafight with Shelia, Jersey Shore Season X: Trial By Combat, 4K VHS Propaganda, Xbox 5 Call of Duty Review, Diarrhea Guaranteed, Drone Strike Abortion, Bernie "Swaggy" Sanders, Hakunamethtata, Musty Rye and Sauerkraut Dust

"Too Far Too Slow" Recorded August 3, 2015.  We debate the merits of your average good samaritan, questioning the very notion of altruism, while simultaneously disgusting you with our opinions and the sounds of kettle cooked chips being eaten.Topics Discussed: Darjeeling Sleeper, Redacted: Section 69A, The Colonel's Instant Recipe, Sir Steven "Hippy Dippy" Hawkins, New Kicks, Watch the Cougar get Stroked, Leathermanslenderman, 525,600 Bottles of Dick Juice, Shaggin' the Shrubbery, La Bataille de l'Sommes et mess Testicules, James Wagner Must Die, Creosote Log Recall, The Australia Paradox, The Quizno's Diet, Castrato Vibrato

"#roommatestitch" Recorded July 27, 2015.  This week Julian Milhous Nixon is our special guest and he enlivens us with the reality of the baby shower.  Also, Taylor gets a cat and we all feel better about ourselves knowing that he has a friend. Topics Discussed: Putting From the Fringe, Pizza Saucer Tosser, JarJar Jackson, Joaquin "Chappy" Guzman, Spray Paint, Pin-O-Positive Noir,  Prostate Politics, Paint Job Pile-Up, Candy Crush Creeper, Sweet Sweet Moonshine, THIS IS SPINACH!, OBGYNot, The Baaaaaaard, Backup 32, Jesus is Watching (Literally)

"The Spirit of Bill Jobs" Recorded on July 20, 2015. This week we eulogize the death of the Great American Mall, get sunburn fashion tips, and start a Kickstarter for DMX. Topics Discussed: #dillchucker, Meowpocalypse Meow, Tangy Tomato and Creamy Cheese REDUX, Tindog, Bill Clinton Knife Hits, Tinhoof, 8 Coconuts in a Duvet Cover, 50,000 Lumpy Bills, Framed by Ja Rule, Joey the Phone Witch, America's Worst Super Hero: The Juiceler, Polish Prison Pig Pen, Scooter Speed Pursuit, Impotent Inmate Issues

"398,000 Cigars" Recorded July 13, 2015. We find out exactly how hot Hot Lake is (though we don't swim in it), Taylor doesn't throw up in a tent, and we discuss the script for the next installment of our favorite ape movie series.Topics Discussed: Mississippi Delta Dolphin Dick, Taco Bell Fancy, Slurpin' Down Eel, Sean Combs Iowa, Put that DEC in my Brain, Smoke Break, Comparing our Chizza's, $1000 of Plastic Anus, Bannana Slappin', Würzige Pfeffer

"Robophobe Crush" Recorded on July 6, 2015. This week we ask each other about our favorite foods and share some anecdotes about responsible consumption.Topics Discussed: Mouth Noise Pollution, Harley Man Twain'd, Hella Pregnant Superhero, Creme To Cookie Ratio, PopTart Punishment, "Help I'm Trapped in a Bad Joke Factory," Robots Are Their Lifeblood, Four Hours of Cheese, Smoked Salmon Shisha, Fuckstershire, Wedding P-A-R-T-Y, Get To Da Lovechild NOW, Mascot Safety Advisory, The Mystery of Balcony Masturbator, No One Drinks Like Gaston, Pigs in a Basement

"Multiplicity 2: Ape House" Recorded on May 17, 2015.  This week we learn about a common cause of unwanted behavior and measure ourselves against some bugs.Topics Discussed: I

"Almonds and Avocados" Recorded on May 10, 2015. This week all hell breaks loose when we realize we are trapped in a hyperspace time loop.Topics Discussed: Act IV: Danny DeVito's Birth, Sungay Bloody Sungay, Tristan's Hetero-normative Joke Corner, Google Test, Death Simulator, Matrix Deja Vu Teacher Story REDUX, Teen Holes, GreatGrandma's Downstairs DJ, Huevos con Copper, Nature's Valley Party Pack, My 713£ Trademark, South African Boner Juice, I Got No Strings on Me, Koala Poop Dance, Coin-op Ban

"Archaeological Swordsmen" Recorded on April 17, 2015. This week we look into investing in some real estate and we find out how much some shit is worth.Topics Discussed: Caldwell Boner, Porn Cops, Pet Pet Home Homing, Flocka News Brief, Twinkle-Toed Grandad, Grand Theft Jazzy, Canine Fecal Valuation, Corpse Massage, Tidal Fight, Time Travel HItler Murder, The Hunger, World's Largest Stew, Bull Semen Heist, Sextiquette

"Hat Party" Recorded on March 10, 2015. This week we take accidentally develop super weapons and take an auditory journey to jolly old London.Topics Discussed: Flat Top Tony,  Hamster Bites, King John, Pore Corks, Heat Activated Arachnids, Buffet For Life Contract, Dick House, Cruel & Unusual Penisment, Taco Bell Delivery, Steve Hawk Underground, Osama Bin Spiderman, eXXLtraterrestrials, Milano Macchiato, Pure Milk Scandal, Weird Wienered Monkey, Brown Light Special, Grilled Cheese Sex Drive, Squadnistical Badistical Instance,