Out of Breath

Love that chicken from Popeye’s! Adam and Eric review THE sandwich. Skylar had his sandwich stolen on an airplane…or did he? Flying Dutchman’s lead to Cleveland Steamers. The guys play Eric’s new game, Finish the Sentence. Adam thinks it’s better to be in the “rap group” WARAQ than Out of Breath.

Another OnlyFans discussion escalates quickly and Adam over-shares again. Norris talks showers. The guys discuss Cardi B and her WAP. Eric waits over an hour in line for Subway. Would you be a urine farmer? An exterminator? Eric gives Adam some potential job options if the world stays Covid.

New Marvel fan Adam starts the show honoring the late Chadwick Boseman. When does love begin? Is it the third or the fourth cousin? Favorite football movies are discussed and Eric unlocks a painful high school hazing memory. A female president or Norris having a kid…the guys play “What Will Happen First.” Adam is triggered by social media (again).

And we’re back! Adam survived his impromptu Cross-Country Trip. Worlds collide when Eric meets Covid Ellie and the rest of Adam’s family in Rhode Island. Adam would not do Naked and Afraid but he would get married at first sight. Eric hosts Holly’s parents in Vegas and learns the in’s and out’s of Bingo. Is Adam going to move for the 10th time in the last 5 years?

The guys have a momentary lapse in judgment and talk politics. Eric’s “What Would You Do” game reveals Adam’s fear of electrocution by urination. Norris aka “NSFW,” continues his explicit antics. A discussion on Voyeurism leads to a very happy ending to the episode with an Adam story of epic proportions.

The guys discuss Kanye West’s recent presidential campaign rally. Adam prefers the 90’s over the 80’s. Are dress sweats the new jeans? Eric and Norris both hate Friends. Adam had a wardrobe malfunction at the strip club. The MLB season is here (for now) and the OOB Predictions are in!

Eric recaps his vacation while Adam prepares for his own trip back East to live under his parents Corona-Rules. Eric worked out hard in Rhode Island while Adam has officially fallen off the wagon. Adam needs to make better song choices at Karaoke. Norris has an X-rated take during a conversation about sex in movies. The guys have their first review and Adam celebrates the 25th Anniversary of the home run heard 'round Clinton.

Eric is back from vacation but not really. It’s official, Adam is not manly. Club veterans Eric and Norris educate Adam on nightlife etiquette. The guys try to put a price on licking a slot machine during Corona and it leads to arguably the most cringe-worthy discussion in the history of Out of Breath.

As Corona is creeping back into our lives, Eric decides to evacuate the city for an East Coast vacation. The guys discuss Steven A. Smith’s take on the NBA bubble in Orlando and how long they’ve gone without love (making). Tom Who? Cam Newton is a Patriot! Adam is hitting below the Mendoza Line on Tinder (0%) and he's also a big fat hypocrite. The guys play the OOB “Or Other” game.

The guys are back from their one-week sabbatical and all of Vegas is wearings masks. After starting at the gym, Adam has a big fat epiphany. Eric heckles his own teammate (Adam) while bowling. And helloooo ladies... Adam is on Tinder.

In this episode, Adam begins his quest to get to 220 and he needs YOU to fat-shame him every step of the way. Eric tries to coach Adam on how to pick up women at the bar…unless she’s a hooker. Max Kellerman headlines the OOB Hate List along with people who don’t tip. Norris drops a Buffalo Wild Wings sized-bombshell that leaves Adam speechless and Eric laughing hysterically.

Tensions are running high at the start of the episode thanks to a pre-show bickering battle between Adam and Eric. Vegas has officially opened back up, and Adam was first in line to “investigate.” Eric is hesitant to go back to the gym, and Adam has an invention idea during their discussion of travel etiquette. Norris joins the conversation and gives insight on the struggle of keeping the house cold enough for Adam. Eric’s taste for the finer things include cologne and more cologne. The OOB Hate List is previewed for next week and both guys agree who is #1 on their list.

The guys try popular fast food items for the first time. A full recap of the day at Lake Mead including when and where it is appropriate to pee. Eric has anxiety as he realizes he is officially the outcast of his neighborhood. The guys reminisce about school lunch. Eric was not a fan of bologna and Adam was very fond of pudding.

The guys recap their “hiking” trip to Utah. Someone is willing to marry Eric? The guys discuss wedding budgets while Adam is already lobbying to be the Wedding Singer. A preview of Eric’s birthday bash on Lake Mead where everyone is excited, except Adam. Drive-thru aficionados Adam and Eric give their Top 5 all-time fast food favorites. Are you legally drunk after two glasses of wine in 20 minutes? We have the answer.

Adam finally got his unemployment but he still can’t shake the corona blues. The guys open up to the audience and tell True and False stories of their lives. Vive le France, the home of our biggest fan from Europe. A corona twist on Marry/F/Kill...if you had to choose, would you Quarantine, Facetime Sex, or Kill Betty White? Hello…it’s me…skinny Adele.

Eric doubles down on the darkness of his beard. The guys discuss a family outing for Earl Thomas. Adam harasses an unemployment operator. There is definitely a cool kids club in Eric’s neighborhood and he IS NOT part of it. Adam gets rattled during a Facebook debate and then questions if humanity has any hope at all. Eric defends his bottle of cucumber water and Adam can’t wait to beat Eric in all of the “awkward” sports.

We discuss living in quarantine for the last 40 days in Las Vegas. Adam still doesn't have unemployment or a working A/C. The guys are not seeing eye to eye on exercise. Eric is walking and Adam is cooking. Gronk comes out of retirement and heads to Tampa with Tom and the first on-air wager between Adam and Eric is made. Is Adam on onlyfans.com? Should he be? Showering daily or not daily, cooking or take-out... the guys play a This or That quarantine game. Is Kim Jong dead or is he hiding on Pleasure Island? Lastly, what is Out of Breath and why you should listen to us.