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What up my Simps!! This is home of the Simp Pimp Palace. If you are a simp, incel or love shy romantic, fear no more. We are here for you! Join us in hand while we make "betas" the new "alphas".

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    • Oct 7, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 34 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Sitting With Simps

    Bill Nye The Secretly Packin Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 76:40


    The gang discusses aliens and the theories behind their appearance, science icons and interview their dear friend Tyler. roccaletics.com use promo code: macgainz (10% off)

    Having An Erection During Sleep Paralysis

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 65:42


    On this episode, the gang brings Forni back on for good. They talk about sleep paralysis, never showering or brushing your teeth again, and many more weird things. Enjoy!

    We Don't Know What's Right Anymore

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 68:28


    On this episode, the gang talks about the Celtics drama, what belongs on pizza, swapping body parts and more! Enjoy!

    Alert! Your Son Is Doing The Dirty Deeds

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 52:29


    On this episode, the gang talks about a new text alert service for when you or your parents are getting it on, our first kiss experience and the twisted Mckamey Manor. Enjoy!  

    Helen Keller Wasn't Blind

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 63:19


    On this episode, the gang talks about eliminating your 5 senses, surviving in the middle of the ocean, and more. Enjoy!

    We Got Hangry For Channing Tatum

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 62:04


    On this episode, the simps bring on DJM as their special guest and they talk about there biggest regrets, what celebrity they would want to be for a day and more. Enjoy!

    Drink Starbucks In Moshpits

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 58:02


    On this episode, the gang is finally back together and they talk about basic starbucks, why moshpits shouldn't be a thing and many more weird things. Enjoy!

    The Struggles Of Becoming Successful In The Music Industry

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 66:15


    On this episode, Steve Hopped on with JJ and they talked about the struggles everyone faces on becoming successful, is music getting better or worse, and who would in a fight a gorilla or grizzly bear. Enjoy!

    Vabbing Is Not A Perfume Change My Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 75:20


    On this episode, JJ and Brandon bring on Stevie and Ethan. They discuss what vabbing is and its disgusting, Branond's trip up to Maine, and Molding Ben's butthole. Enjoy!

    Sleeping at a Cemetery Dreaming of CBT

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 64:36


    On this episode, with the absence of Brandon, Ben and JJ discuss weird kinks, supernatural encounters and Ben's long night at the cemetery. Instagram: @sittingwithsimps @itschancey_ @plvtozworld @b_chancey

    Government Controlled Weather

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 85:21


    On this episode Brandon, Ben, JJ, our special guest B Mason, and a little bit of Steve talk about B Mason's crazy road trips, more of Cern and how deep it really gets, and the government controlling our weather.   Instagrams: @itschancey_ @plvtozworld @b_chancey

    Are We In A Parallel Universe?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 53:33


    On this episode, the gang talks about Brandon falling while chasing a skunk, Cern's new testing, and what happened with the recent music video shoot. The Cern topic is very interesting.   Also check out the new youtube video as well. You will not regret it.   IG: itschancey_ plvtozworld b_chancey

    The Worm Guy Versus Hands On A Clock

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 59:53


    Ben and JJ discuss wiping technique, working in customer service and the introduction of the greatest superhero comic of all time.     Intagrams: @itschancey_ @plvtozworld

    Puking In School Isn't Always Pleasant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 63:00


    On this episode with a very special guest Mike Forni, the gang talks about puking in school growing up, JJ dealing with a Karen while shopping, and the James Charles makeup kit. No we don't have a discount code for that.   IG: @itschancey_ @b_chancey @plvtozworld @mforni

    Is Ball Torture A Fetish?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 71:32


    On this episode, Brandon, Ben, and JJ talk about Ben playing with mulch for fun, JJ not knowing how to pee, how is ball torture a thing, and a food bracket.    Instagrams: @itschancey_ @Plvtozworld @b_chancey

    3 Simps And A Bodybuilder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 90:58


    On this episode of Sitting With Simps, we introduce our newest co-host of the show Brandon aka B-money and the first guest since we came back Dariel Canela! Anyway, we test each other and see if were smater than 5th graders, JJ got his first tattoo, and learned important tips about fitness. ALSO, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. WE'RE AWARE OF THE AUDIO SITUATION AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT WE WONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM AGAIN.   Instagrams: @itsChancey_ @Plvtoworld @b_chancey @darielcanela

    Back Better Than Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 59:17


    If you're a sensitive person I would highly recommend you not to listen. If you got a sense of humor. I would take a listen. Its been almost a year since the last episode and we had to come in blazzing hot for this one. Enjoy!

    Cartoon Girls Are Just As Hot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 61:25


    On this episode JJ, Bailey, and Ben talk about ideal dates, cartoon crushes they had when they were kids, and if you lock eyes with someone in public should you make a move.   Also, visit www.dopestalive.com and buy a $10 tee. If you receive a golden ticket you will a chance to win $200! It all ends on Friday July 16. Will you be the lucky winner?     

    Every Simp Needs A Sugar Granny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 64:45


    On this episode JJ, Ben, and Bailey discuss sugar grandmas, biggest turn on and turn offs, and more ghost stories. Also, make sure you simps go to DopestAlive.com to buy a $10 tee. There will 4 golden tickets. If you end up getting a ticket you will have a chance to win $200! Good luck everyone!

    Don't Take Cement Botox

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 61:02


    On this episode Bailey, JJ, and Ben discuss how body image can effect people in different ways, if someone cancels plans more than twice is it worth giving them a second chance, and if a full moon can change peoples actions. Yes, as weird as it sounds the theory makes sense.   Instagram: @itschancey_ @plvtozworld @the_baileymichael    

    Taking A Chance With The Chancey Brothers Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 75:04


    On this episode JJ, Bailey, and Brandon talk about being honest with others, girls they would simp over, how hairy there bodies are, and being the best bush trimmers.   Instagrams: @itschancey_ @the_baileymichael @Northeastlandworks_ LLC

    Can Girls Be Simps Too?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 80:39


    On this episode JJ, Bailey, Steve, and Rayna (our FIRST female guest to appear on the show) discuss shitting our pants, eating baby food, and debating on whether Dunkin Donuts is better than Kanes Donuts.

    *Drunk Talk* Are Dinosaurs real?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 83:13


    On this episode, Ben makes his return to the Simp Pimp Palace of Excellence while the gang argues the existence of dinosaurs and which species we should kill off immediately. Also, Bailey's mic is "gabagool"

    The Return Of... Bailey

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 63:53


    On this episode, Bailey and JJ talk about Baileys trip to Disney, Spiritual numbers, and reminiscing on old childhood tv shows. 

    Don't Build Your House On Native American Burial Grounds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 56:51


    In this episode JJ and Stevie talk about ghosts, mediums, and jjs dead skin... Don't ask why.

    The Untold Stories Of The Lima Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 90:33


    JJ, Bailey, and special guest's Tyler, Caleb, and Mike talk about stocks, scary movies and stories about Tyler and Bailey. Trust me you need to hear them.

    Simps have feelings too

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 61:53


    JJ and Bailey talk about real life advice, bailey trying 5 guys for the first time and much more.   Instagram: @itschancey_ @the_baileymichael @plvtozworld @steviewitdafiji  

    Who's Timmy King?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 72:44


    JJ, Bailey, and special guest Timmy King talk about crazy events, gambling, and much more. Instagram:  @timothykingjr @itschancey_ @the_baileymichael  

    Santa Claus Is The Mad Crapper

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 87:32


    JJ, Bailey, and special guests' Nathan & Kian talk about Santa Claus, soiling themselves, free climbing, and fitness.  *Nathan & Kian's Socials* YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEobzM52K2Wb5DE8ba3kUzA Instagram: @nathanufema @kian.langroudi   Follow us @sittingwithsimps on Instagram for more funny content!

    Disney Controls The Astral Realm

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 59:11


    JJ and Bailey discuss ghosts, astral projection, aliens, and more.

    Spongebob Cosplays Aren't For Everyone

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 66:12


    Bailey, JJ and special guest Mike of Dopest Alive. discuss cartoon cosplays, relationship advice, and seeing who would win in a 40 yard dash.     Big shoutout to dopestalive.com for sponsoring today's episode. 30% discount on ALL ITEMS using promo code "SIMP"

    JJ Gets His Bird Drunk

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 61:24


    Ben, JJ and special guest Rolf of Dopest Alive. rant about communication, annoying birds and escaping city officials through the woods.    Big Shoutout to dopestalive.com for appearing in today's episode. 40% discount on ALL ITEMS using promo code "SIMP"

    Porta Potty's Are Gross

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 56:59


    Ben and JJ simp for Tom Brady, discuss the problems with worksite public toilets, communication in relationships and Ben's haunted house. 

    Astrology Is Not A Personality

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 65:32


    Ben and JJ rant about zodiac signs and "Chads" as they discuss women and dating on social media.

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