Skank Skanks

We're kinda-sorta back, and we answered some questions, so you can hopefully (please) stop asking. Love you. You're welcome.

We talked about the bed-fucker, had another Weird Objects Show-and-Tell, almost figured out quadratic formula, had a sing-along, and also discussed Hannah's "box of important things," NSYNC, and LoS.

We did talk about LOS later on in the episode, but first we talked about drinking "with your kids," the first time we tried beer, Hannah's dad's weird house/marketplace, chair rooms and sex dungeons, a death in the family, man-handling snakes, being scared by phone calls, and a bunch of other crap.

We threw ourselves a little party for Luis' birthday. We also kinda talked about episodes 631 & 632 of LOS.

I think we actually kind of talked about LOS this time.

The gorgeous Natalie joined us this week. It's a silly one, Hannah was being disgusting, and we managed to talk about LOS for a minute or two.

This is a silly one. We talked about some of our new businesses we've totally started, had an art exhibition, tried to answer weird questions from the internet, womansplained LOS eps 623 & 624 to each other, tried to figure out how mirrors work, and answered questions from fans. Enjoy our comedic genius.

We talked about episodes 621 & 622 of LOS, wild animal encounters & snake wrangling, Hannah's pirate yogurt, getting fucked by your dad when you're a baby, things we're best at, Dave being our biggest fan, and the boys stealing our ideas. Also we decided who's most justified (since they didn't seem to finish it)

We talked about episode 619 of LOS, plus: dogs being eaten, getting abductafucked by aliens, hoot owls, our recent "fun adventures," gaslighting cable guys, how whacky escalators are, showing feet for partners, and scars we have. Finished ourselves off with a fun game.

We talked about episodes 617 & 618 of LOS and answered some dumb questions

We got hard on drugs and talked about episodes 615 & 616 of LOS. 

We talk about episodes 613 & 614 of LOS. Plus, crazy women, using men's bathrooms, magic shops, the cum cartel, buying desks that are too small, being bad bitches, Bobby vs Luis, Paco's scandalous behavior, worst injuries, and the best food to make a house out of

We talked about episodes 611 & 612 of LOS and a bunch of other shit, like fucking your friends, marriage, kids swearing, what's manly, gaming consoles... We are jibber-jabbering again, folks.

Skip to 20 minutes if you don't wanna hear us talk about vape stores and bath and body works. We eventually discussed episodes 609 & 610 of LOS.

Hannah watched LOS again! We talked about episode 608 and some other shit.

There were dabs, hard drugs, alcohol, soda, and almost a nip slip. We finished the bracket again and crowned a new winner in the winter '21 Hot Comedians Bracket. Hold onto your hats and your dicks, folks.

We talked about my twitter suspension & doing someone else's podcast hard on drugs, then we did this episode also hard on drugs. Continued the new Hot Comedians bracket. We do not agree on men. Shout out Jayden.

Friend of the show, Black Mark, joined us this week to talk a bit about episode 600 of LOS and also to start a new and improved Hottest Comedians bracket. I think we proved that we are not racist in this one, folks.

This is one pretty dumb, but what else do you expect?

Well, guys. We made it to 100 episodes! We sat down with Jay & Luis and shit got willlld.

Just talking about Skankfest this week, but we'll be back to regular episodes now! Love you all

Sorry it's late, slurs, but we're baaaaack. Talking about episodes 579 & 580 of LOS

All about episodes 577 & 578 of LOS. We also discussed the Zoom bitch, why Dave was at Jay's house, Jay's butt, the whole dog story, horses, the "mole" article, floppy discs, dogs who are pedophiles, and slam bird poetry. Plus we had a genius business idea for the boys.   If you want to support the show, you can join our patreon at: https://patreon.com/skankskankspod   Or grab some merch: https://skank-skanks-podcast.creator-spring.com/

Big Hannwhich and Man J Hands discuss episodes 575 & 576 of LOS. We also talked about how chairs work, Hannah having never seen a movie, Mary Poppins, getting grounded, kid injuries, an app that talks to ghosts, ways to cook bacon, fentanyl allergy, and drawn-on abs. Plus we listed a lot of verbs for you. You're so welcome.

Talking about episodes 573 & 574 of Legion of Skanks

571 & 572

For episodes 569 & 570 of LOS - we also talked about people leaving hidden cameras in your house, 16 year old baby children, some of our teenage trauma, Hannah being a demon and Alex being a bull, Eiffel towers, women peeing when they cum, Luis' new look, the golden great bridge, and more

Talked about episode 567 & 568 of LOS, also: Ryan Shaner, periods and birth control, Bobby pooping his pants, Jay's gunt and how he was molested, our feminist views on Woodstock '99, people getting too much hype too soon, and more

Talked about episodes 565 & 566 of LOS, also: getting penises, titty & touch lamps, the big Skankfest surprise, deep fake nudes, Dave's (alleged) racism, Shaner and his mustache, and more. Plus, we did hard drugs and mind melted several times.

This one is about episodes 563 & 564 of LOS. We talked about nipples, 7 minute tests, getting the gang back together, proof that Dave listens to us, taking ankle bones from children, accidentally getting high, our new best friend, and a conspiracy theory about the wheel. We also named a Joke of the Week.

We talked about episodes 561 & 562 of LOS, some car crap, the grand canyon (solved that mystery for you all), kids being bullied, grasshopper sticks, mom fights, OB/GYNs, and Ron Jeremy. We also played some stupid ass games at the end that you totally don't need to stick around for... you're still welcome though.

Talking about episodes 559 & 560 of LOS. Also talked about a couple of dumb bitches, pineapple dicks, ravioli, wigger denial, spiders, pregnant men, Tom Segura's thieving, and more. There were hairs everywhere and I tried to sing that 50 states song??

The GOAT Colum Tyrrell joined us to talk about episodes 557 & 558 of LOS. We also discussed the whereabouts of Lil Bill, Skankfest, rape theories, our lack of interviewing skills, Chris Delia and his sucky boots, and more.    Follow Collie @columtyrrell and watch Wizard of Pod or you're dead to me

We discuss episodes 555 and 556 of LOS, Skankfest announcements, trophies & awards, our dads & more childhood trauma, living in a simulation, and also wonder are we dreaming or are we dead?

We discuss episodes 553 & 554 of Legion of Skanks. We also talk puke (and try to make each other vomit), the ridiculousness of buying presents for men, football, having a catch with your dad, and an idea to redo the Hot Comedians bracket

We discuss episodes 551 and 552 of LOS, also talk way too much about our bills, Luis' biceps, Dave's lack of an ass and chest, thievery and copycats, gendered sports equipment, and answer the question: Who's more annoying on a podcast, pro-wrestlers or porn stars?

We talked about episodes 549 & 550 of LOS, Jay's hot knucks, Hannah's chlamydia, which zoo animals we'd fuck, fire between our legs, cheesecake, steaks, burgers... we're hungry.

We talk about episodes 547 & 548 of LOS. We also discuss spiders in Hannah's hair, Gomez's hot knees, being short, forcing hugs, tit shakes, Hillary Duff's love of muff, cummin on Jay's couch, Shane's new theme song, and more. Patreon.com/skankskankspod

We talk about episodes 545 & 546 of LOS and we're going to hell... to suck dicks.

talking about episodes 543 & 544 of LOS

We talked about episodes 541 & 542 of LOS. We shared our thoughts on blowing dads, Tony Hinchcliff, the worst moms, exchanging fingers, dickheads and dickbutts, what Hannah will do with the podcast when Alex dies soon, buying sandwiches at gas stations, our poor career choice, and much more. There were bugs and gunshots, scallywags and whippersnappers.    Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra episode per week: patreon.com/skankskankspod

We did some hard drugs and talked about episodes 539 & 540 of LOS.    Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra episode every week: patreon.com/skankskankspod

We tried to talk about episodes 537 & 538 of LOS, but... Hannah was sleepy as hell and I was high. I don't even remember what we talked about it, but I'm sure it's great. Patreon.com/skankskankspod

We talked about episodes 535 & 536 of LOS, eating Luis' boogers, how Jay is actually Hannah's dad, the dumb bitch who makes Hannah feel better about her voice and makes Alex feel better about her tits, road hypnometization (or whatever the fuck Luis said), and much more.

Talking about episodes 533 & 534 of LOS. We also discussed Dave's funniest comment ever, grown up suburbs Luis, Jay's new tattoo(s?), the return of creepy Ari, Shane's hilarity, Sal's real-assness, annnnnnd... titty nipples, dick-butt stuff, forceful spreading, n-word turtles, and so much more. For an extra episode every week, subscribe to: patreon.com/skankskankspod

John and Jason of The trASHE join us this week. We TRIED to discuss episodes 531 & 532 of LOS. But we mostly discussed Luis' coffee mugging, Hannah's escapades at Mellen Camp, moisture farming, pumpkin tits and fat tits, weapons, and just a whole bunch of shit.   For an extra episode each week, subscribe to our Patreon: patreon.com/skankskankspod   Follow John on Twitter: @Trashe Follow Jason on Twitter: @jzod138 And listen to The trASHE everywhere you find audio podcasts.

Talking about episodes 529 & 530 of LOS. It's a quiet one. 

Talking about episodes 527 & 528 of LOS. I can't remember what else we talked about specifically, but it should be a good one anyway.   patreon.com/skankskankspod

We're talking about our favorite podcast and how hilarious these three fellas are, as always. Patreon.com/skankskankspod

We talk about episodes 525 & 526 of LOS. We also discuss typewriters, creeps, WalMart, naughty books, doing another hot guys bracket, and vampires. Patreon.com/skankskankspod

President Luis J Gomez joins us for our 69th episode. It's full of tension, drama, lies, and deceit. There were some phone calls with some special guests. We finished the Hot Guys bracket and crowned a winner. We also barely mentioned episodes 523 & 524 of LOS. patreon.com/skankskankspod