Podcast appearances and mentions of Tom Segura

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The guys from Are You Garbage come over for fried chicken livers and giant mortadella sandwiches with fresh pesto, Calabrese peppers, and some seriously old sourdough. We talk about the reality-show moment that almost ended my career, using fame to get Tom Segura into the ER, and why Paul Reiser hated their questions. Then we pitch an Are You Garbage movie set inside IKEA and somehow commit to a $10,000 international candy taste test. Follow Are You Garbage? https://www.instagram.com/areyougarbageKevin https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedyFoley https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy Sponsors: Magic Spoon - You can get $5 off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BURNING. GOODLES - Pick up GOODLES mac & cheese and pasta on your next shopping trip… Available nationwide at Target and Walmart, plus many other major grocery stores and retailers Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com. Tushy - 3 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code BURNING at https://hellotushy.com/BURNING Mountain Dew - Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American Original. Tasting Great Since '48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream FREE BERT on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81696123 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Subscribe to Berty Boy Clips: https://www.youtube.com/@BertyBoyClips For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this episode of JJ Meets World, JJ and Tucker investigate a mysterious T's Coffee Talk mug, which leads into Trisha Yearwood, Garth Brooks, country music fandom, celebrity marriage rumors, and a very funny misunderstanding about which public divorce they are actually discussing. JJ also makes the case for Garth Brooks as one of the great live entertainers, from affordable ticket prices and stadium shows to "Friends in Low Places," Chris Gaines, and memorable Saturday Night Live sketches. The second half of the conversation focuses on the public split between Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, why fans project onto famous couples, and how divorce changes friend groups, social dynamics, and people's views of marriage. JJ and Tucker also talk about dating apps, dating scams, coffee dates, fake Garth Brooks love songs, and the possibility of Tucker's last first date. Podcast Chapter List / Show Notes 00:00 Intro: Friends in Low Places and Divorce Attorneys 01:09 T's Coffee Talk Mug Mystery 02:32 Coffee Mugs and Household Mug Limits 03:28 Trisha Yearwood and the Coffee Talk Reveal 04:02 Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood, and Divorce Confusion 05:22 Which Divorce Are We Talking About? 06:01 Tom Segura, Christina P, and a Huge Conversational Leap 06:55 Jupiter Is Not the Best Planet 07:40 Clown Penis Dot Fart 08:25 Garth and Trisha's Marriage Quote 09:18 What Tucker Would Want From a Garth Brooks Concert 10:17 Friends in Low Places and the Third Chorus 11:00 Why Garth Brooks Is a Great Showman 11:18 Garth Brooks Ticket Prices and Touring Power 12:09 Who Else Can Fill Stadiums? 12:54 Fake Garth Brooks Song Titles 13:44 Garth Brooks as an SNL Host 14:31 The Cowboy Campfire SNL Sketch 15:43 Garth Brooks Makes Fun of His Own Cowboy Persona 16:09 Who's More Grizzled? 17:25 Chris Gaines and the SNL Monologue 18:48 Tracy Morgan Roasts Chris Gaines 19:20 Movie Trailer Culture and Coming Attractions 20:16 Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky's Divorce 21:19 Their Split Was Already Happening Privately 22:00 Success, Workaholism, and Growing Apart 23:25 Fans Projecting Onto Celebrity Couples 24:15 What Happens When Friends Divorce 25:33 Tucker's View of Marriage After Seeing Divorce 26:22 Dating Apps, Coffee Dates, and Scams 27:49 JJ Writes Garth Brooks Dating Songs for Tucker 28:16 Tucker's Last First Date 29:00 One Cup, Two Hearts 29:30 Outro 30:08 Final Tag: Rhyming With Tucker

This week Dante and Harry Discuss: The marriage and divorce of Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, what went wrong, why they got divorced, if there were sign and if it effects them differently. New episodes of Man School 202 available every Friday Everything society has taught you about finding a partner and fixing your relationship is wrong. The ManSchool202 podcast (Formerly the Beige Phillip Show) brings some righteous perspective on dating, love, relationships, and hooking-up for men AND women.

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Comedian Kat Timpf joins the show to talk about cosmetic surgery, relationships, and whether Ozempic is quietly causing problems in marriages. They also discuss how much appearance matters in relationships, the divorce of Tom Segura and Christina P, and the universal appeal of peanut butter. For more of Kat Timpf, head on over to therealkattimpf.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alex Cooper had Paris Jackson on Call Her Daddy & forgot to ask a few things, Luigi Mangione supporters, Tom Segura breaks his silence, Meghan Markle handshake snub, Beverly Hills 90210 drug storylines, a new Bonerline, and Jim's Picks: Most Iconic Music Videos. Luigi Mangione is back in the news. He's looking to make a plea. Drew wants to call the Feds to make sure they don't do it! White House Spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt resigned today. AOC is freezing her eggs and Clavicular is popping off about "fixing" her. Josh Kushner & Bob Iger bought the Los Angeles Lakers for $12.5B. Paris Jackson was on Call Her Daddy with Alex Cooper and we didn't learn anything. A brand New Bonerline. This Perez Hilton story is the worst. K-Pop influencer killed herself live on TikTok. Tom Segura broke his silence over his divorce. The internet hates Ryan Sickler. Former Miss North Carolina Brittany Boltinhouse fights back after being dethroned. Brad Pitt was wasted at Taylor & Travis' wedding. Looks like he had a blast. Are you watching Hard Knocks? Meghan & Harry were at a charity event in Canada last week. David Foster snubbed the hell out of Meghan! Maz didn't answer on the first try. But of course he called back when we were wrapping up Harry & Meghan. So we stopped to call him back. Guess what...He didn't answer again. THEN, third time's a charm...We got him! Maz is still kind of down on baseball, but he's up on the Detroit Tigers. Tom was excited about Jemele Hill showing off her boobs. Then Tom cut out. Then Tom called back. Then he was gone again. The Nolan Wells case has been pretty quiet lately. Some people are saying that they should turn the phone over to the police already. Drew is nerding out on 90210 and all the awesome drug stories. Jim's Picks: Top 10 Most Iconic Music Videos. Merch is available if you want to rep the show. Word of mouth, brah. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Johnny Mac praises Rory Scovel's new Netflix special as fantastic and slots it at #2 for the year, behind Chris Fleming's HBO “Live at the Palace” at #1, also recommending viewers avoid Vulture's spoiler review. He runs through his top nine specials so far: Ryan Hamilton's Netflix “Then It Hit Me,” Trevor Noah's Netflix “Joy,” Katt Williams' Netflix special, Pete Holmes' 800 Pound Gorilla special, Derek Streep's “Nostalgic,” Ramy Youssef's “In Love,” and Jackie Kashian's “After Kashian,” with others in a lower tier to discuss on the full audio podcast. He reads Tom Segura's comments on recording separate “Your Mom's House” episodes amid a long, private, emotionally difficult divorce from Christina P. He also asks who Peter Brady's “pork chops and applesauce” impression was of. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News is hosted by Johnny Mac and releases every weekday. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network. For transcripts and show notes visit www.dailycomedynews.comDaily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.  Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free. 

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Double Lives of Suburban Wives on TLC, OnlyFans model turned murder Courtney Clenney sentenced, Brad Pitt back to boozin', Lil Kim looks weird, Britney Spears posts her nips, and 2 Bears 1 Cave returns. 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer are back together. Forget the Christina Pazsitzky drama, let's discuss Bert's drinking. Don't forget to get your tickets to Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded At Sea Cruise in November. DJ Khaled failed to produce an album he has already promoted over and over. OnlyFans murderer Courtney Clenney sentenced to 6 years for stabbing her boyfriend to death. She's served 4 years so she'll be out in 2028. Keefe D is on trial for the murder of Tupac Shakur. Suge Knight doesn't want to talk about it. Brad Pitt did an interview with Esquire. The big takeaway as he admits he's back on the hooch getting BOMBED. Some people are saying he's about to re-tap Jennifer Aniston. Jon Hamm is having his first baby at 55. Jared Padalecki apologized and deleted a message of support for Perez Hilton. Hey Lil' Kim... why you look different? Some dudes these days cut to the chase...but most youngsters just refuse to bone. Bathhouses are so back in NYC. Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz are the latest losers to attach themselves to Elton John. Their first wedding was so bad that they no longer acknowledge it.  Britney Spears admits she failed as a mother. She keeps cranking out content, including nip slips and crazy rants. The Double Lives of Suburban Wives features hot moms that do OnlyFans content. Francesca Hong is running for Governor of Wisconsin. Some of her comments in the past are coming back to bite her. Angelina Jolie is so in love with her gay brother right now. Chud the Builder is free after 2 months in the slammer. Michael Phillips is trying to plump up that tiny penis of his with GoFundMe money. Enjoy a random encore of Gran Torino. Merch is available if you want to rep the show. Word of mouth, brah. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Johnny Mac reports on Christina P. (Christina Pazsitzky) and Tom Segura divorcing after nearly 20 years, with Christina confirming on Your Mom's House that it's sad but amicable, asking fans not to take sides, and saying they will continue co-hosting. The Times of London gives Dave Chappelle's London appearance two stars, criticizing a late start, high ticket prices, and an unfocused set that still touched on transgender-related material. Andrew Schulz comments on Caitlin Clark being criticized for avoiding politics. Stavros Halkias discusses playing a sous chef in an Anthony Bourdain movie. An LA Times feature covers Anthony Jeselnik's insomnia leading to the Jeselnik Book Club and its influence, with a nod to John Mulaney's book club. Jenny Yang tours grocery-store comedy shows, Mary Beth Barone discusses dating and crowd work, and Meredith Kercher's sister criticizes Amanda Knox's Edinburgh Fringe comedy project. 00:16 Christina P and Segura Split01:48 Chappelle London Review03:23 Schulz on Caitlin Clark04:02 Stavros in Bourdain Film04:50 Jeselnik Book Club Boom07:47 Jenny Yang Grocery Tour08:51 Mary Beth Barone Dating09:45 Amanda Knox Fringe Backlash Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News is hosted by Johnny Mac and releases every weekday. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network. For transcripts and show notes visit www.dailycomedynews.comDaily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.  Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free. 

Johnny Mac hosts Daily Comedy News, noting a false online rumor that Patton Oswalt died, which Oswalt mocked and which Twitter corrected. Christina P discussed her divorce from Tom Segura on Your Mom's House, saying they tried for years for the kids, there's no animosity, and “we're cool.” Williams Grove Speedway partnered with Netflix's Tires starring Shane Gillis for fan appreciation night. Netflix releases Ricky Gervais' six-part, 15-minutes-each animated comedy Alley Cats featuring Diane Morgan, with the cast recording together. Bob Marley's new bit references “furries,” alongside a past Maine middle-school incident. Seth Meyers performs at SNHU Arena supporting two New Hampshire children's advocacy groups. Vogue profiles Mary Beth Barone's political, women-and-queer-focused standup and her Netflix-special approach; Johnny's “comedy stock market” says sell Ted Lasso and Barone, buy Pete Correale, and teases a Jay Leno deep dive and Leno driving Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias' preserved 1993 Mustang on Jay Leno's Garage, plus Guardian Q&A with critic Brian Logan on comedy. 00:18 Patton Oswalt Death Hoax00:51 Christina P Divorce Update01:13 Shane Gillis Speedway Promo01:45 Ricky Gervais Alley Cats02:39 Bob Marley Furries Bit03:22 Seth Meyers New Hampshire Show03:44 Mary Beth Barone Vogue Profile05:55 Comedy Stock Market Picks08:13 Deep Dives and Jay Leno Day08:53 Fluffy Mustang on Lenos Garage10:01 Do Critics Still Laugh Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News is hosted by Johnny Mac and releases every weekday. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network. For transcripts and show notes visit www.dailycomedynews.comDaily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.  Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free. 

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Chris Franjola is back on Juicy Scoop as we catch up on our summer adventures and walk down memory lane to recount the very first acting jobs we ever landed! Then, I dive into the latest updates on the Nolan Wells case, breaking down the disturbing audio circulating online, whether it's authentic, and what it could mean for the investigation. We're also covering Usher's controversial stage moment and another viral cheating scandal caught on camera. Scooter Braun and Sydney Sweeney are literally falling from the sky while bungee jumping together. Plus, Meghan Markle has a new gig (how long until she's a Real Housewife?), Raygun landing a Netflix breakdancing show, the latest buzz on Tom Segura and Christina P, upcoming series like The Shards and Carrie, and our ultimate debate on Airbnb horror stories versus hotel stays! -Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollandBranch.com/juicyscoop with code juicyscoop. -Download the Poshmark app today and use code juicyscoop when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. -For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code JUICYSCOOP. -Go to ButcherBox.com/JUICYSCOOP to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ground beef for life, or free chicken thighs or top sirloins in every box for a year —with free shipping always. -Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to Quince.com/juicy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/juicycrimes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stand Up Tickets and info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://heathermcdonald.net/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/juicyscoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://juicyscoopshop.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopTZFUvAeokrJJ6dQ5wuAW1T3nssO6pHk47u7KymJUBtBgKCvfX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SPONSORS: Don't let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Visit https://ethos.com/BEARS Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American Original. Tasting Great Since '48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at https://shipstation.com, with code cave. If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, go to https://NetSuite.AI/BEARS. Head to Factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer compare their two very different eras of being fat, Tom's custom-made fat guy shirts, hard visceral fat vs. soft fat, and why losing weight made everyone think Tom got lip injections. Bert's sober documentary binge takes them from Patient Zero "Gay Tom" spreading AIDS across the Air Canada route map to Concorde pricing scams. Tom also reveals the fattest thing he's ever seen Bert do: ten appetizers, four entrées, and twenty doubles in Tallahassee. Bert also retells Bill Hader's retelling of Henry Rollins meeting David Lee Roth, and his daughter's instantly legendary Boston Tea Party take. Then things get real: a midlife crisis YouTube video sends Bert and LeeAnn into a "sell everything and get five apartments in five cities" fantasy, LeeAnn gets brutally honest about when she was happiest, and Tom breaks down the difference between happy and content. Plus: Hulk Hogan inflating Andre the Giant's weight, Julian's belt reaction to the Michael Jackson movie, Whoop resting heart rate brags, Craig Robinson's dunk, and the great first sweat vs. last sweat debate. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 334 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:52 - Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom00:09:16 - Patient Zero, Polio, & The Concorde00:19:38 - The Fattest Thing Tom Ever Saw Bert Do00:23:55 - Bill Hader, David Lee Roth & Boston Tea Party00:32:21 - Hulk Hogan, Macho Man & LeeAnn Off Leash00:36:37 - Five Apartments In Five Cities00:46:12 - Bert's Midlife Crisis Theory00:54:34 - "You're Not Hitting The Notes, Mike"00:57:05 - Whoop Brags & Craig Robinson Dunking01:02:36 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we're re-visiting this episode with Christina Pazsitsky. Original description: Christina Pazsitsky, comedian and cohost of the podcast Your Mom's House (which she records with her husband Tom Segura) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about growing up in the Valley, the answer to the question "Who's your daddy?", appearing on Road Rules, getting into fist fights, parents, body image, gaining weight in your breasts, mom jeans, baby jeans, mommies, falling in love, comedy, Bert Kreischer, male and female energy, Roseanne Barr and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and HGFY. (original airdate: Nov 25, 2012) Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   This episode is brought to you by: LEESA: http://leesa.com (use promo code alisonrosen for 25% off select mattresses plus $50 off) HERS: http://forhers.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Alex delivers a wide-ranging Saturday afternoon commentary, blending humor, personal reflections, and political analysis. From joking about post-World Cup withdrawal and critiquing the White House Correspondents' Dinner to examining the transformations of JD Vance and comedian Tom Segura, Alex explores how success can sometimes lead people to reject the very identities that once made them relatable. He closes with a heartfelt discussion about the devastating wildfires across Spain and France, reflecting on their impact through the lens of his personal connection to Madrid and the growing challenges posed by climate change.

Steve spent opening weekend at a brand-new comedy club in New Braunfels, Texas, performing with Frank Caliendo. Hear what went down and what makes the club so special. Then Steve and Captain Evil tackle the Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky divorce. What happens when a married couple discusses another couple's split? DELETE THE ARCHIVES.

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH That's https://hims.com/YMH for your free online visit. Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship. They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 869 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses 00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam 00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney 00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night 00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes 00:32:14 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories 00:45:58 - Kinky Unc 00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth 00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank 00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth 01:00:49 - Public Pranks 01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Maddy is solo this week in the stood and she new boot goofin'! She discusses sue-happy people, does 'Maddy Media' reviews, talks her upcoming projects, and more! Get Tickets to Maddy's Special Taping!https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/132245Follow Maddy:https://www.youtube.com/@maddysmithcomedyhttps://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/?hl=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@somaddysmith?lang=enhttps://maddysmithcomedy.com/Subscribe/follow the Mad House Podcast:https://www.youtube.com/@madhouse_podcasthttps://www.instagram.com/mad_house_podcast/All tour dates: https://punchup.live/maddysmith/ticketsWant more ad-free and uncensored Mad House?!Go to https://gasdigital.com/ to subscribe!Use promo code MAD to save big on your membership :)Get early access to our weekly episodes on Tuesdays, along with EXCLUSIVE episodes on Thursdays.UPCOMING STAND UP DATES:7/30 NEW YORK, NY8/13-1/14 WESTPORT, NY8/26 NEW YORK, NYSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Johnny Mac reports poolside on comedy news, led by Shane Gillis selling 76,212 tickets at Philadelphia's Lincoln Financial Field, breaking the Guinness record previously held by Germany's Mario Barth (67,733 in 2008); Naomi Watanabe holds the female solo record with 44,356 at the Tokyo Dome in 2026. Jason Kelce led an Eagles chant, Meek Mill appeared, and Big Jay Oakerson and Dave Chappelle performed; the show went on despite Northeast wildfire smoke, and Gillis addressed crowd-diversity criticism in a Trump bit with Chappelle. Netflix releases Bill Maher's Mark Twain Prize event featuring guests including Louis C.K., and Maher defends Louis C.K. on NPR. Chloe Fineman announces she's leaving SNL after seven seasons, reportedly to star in Netflix's Myron Bolitar, amid mixed Page Six sourcing. Other items: Christina P. and Tom Segura split, World Cup notes, Stephen Colbert posts about his dog, Montreal Comedy Festival highlights, and Kyle Gordon's new album narrated by Daniel Radcliffe. 00:18 Shane Gillis Stadium Record01:11 Who Is Mario Barth01:46 Mario Barth Clip02:34 Philly Show Highlights03:28 Crowd Diversity Bit05:17 Bill Maher Twain Prize06:55 Maher Defends Louis CK07:33 Chloe Fineman Exits SNL08:54 Page Six Shade09:15 Christina P Split09:32 World Cup Comedy Bits10:06 Colbert Returns Online10:26 Montreal Comedy Fest10:52 What To Watch Today11:00 Kyle Gordon Album News Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News is hosted by Johnny Mac and releases every weekday. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network. For transcripts and show notes visit www.dailycomedynews.comDaily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.  Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free. 

Tom Segura & Christina P are getting a divorce, Jim Norton defends Joe Rogan, Andrew Santino's comedy special was censored by Hulu, Richard Ojeda's past is being examined, Alec Baldwin gives a touching tribute to Sam Neal and more. 00:00 INTRO01:55 START13:16 LUIS ON TIMMY27:10 TOM & CHRISTINA SPLIT01:01:53 SANTINO & BOBBY LEE01:26:42 JIM NORTON DEFENDS JOE ROGAN02:16:04 RICHARD OJEDA IS BACK02:31:57 CRAIGGERS 'ROCKY' CLIP02:34:27 ALEC BALDWIN MOURNS...SOMEONEFOR ALL THINGS BLIND MIKEhttp://blindmike.netFOR ALL THINGS CRAIGGERShttp://www.verygoodshow.org

We get into all the latest sports news, including Conor McGregor's big "fight," NBA Summer League, and getting a finger up the bum.To support the show directly and gain access to bonus audio and the Super Secret Pod archive, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam TripoliThanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

Freddy Krueger is returning to Elm Street, but can the franchise survive without Robert Englund? We discuss the newly announced Nightmare on Elm Street project, rank the Freddy sequels, and revisit the controversial 2010 remake.Horror and weird-fiction author Alex Grass also joins us to discuss his new collection, Infernal Tramps: Tales of Weird Terror, his unusual journey to becoming an author, and how real-world fears become body horror.Plus, we remember Sam Neill, discuss the Tom Segura and Christina P. separation, hit Trailer Trash, Views or Snooze, and Staff Picks.Please like, subscribe, share, and leave us a comment!Alex Grass:https://www.infernaltramps.com/Tickets for Tim's Sketch Comedy Live Show:https://ovationstheater.vbotickets.com/event/My_Dead_Cat_Rhonda/197473Support Radio Labyrinth on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timandrews▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀Hosts: Tim Andrews, Jeff Leiboff, Dustin Lollar and Lizzie Bruce JonesAudio Podcast & YouTube Video Edited by Dustin Lollar Guest: Alex Grass▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀✨ Support Our Social Media & Merch:  https://linktr.ee/RadioLabyrinth

    •    Comedian Amy LaCour opens the Friday free show     •    Tom Segura and Christina P split, cancer rumors, and healthier divorce     •    Amy's Blue Mountains theme and second-favorite "Cour" jokes     •    Dracula's "Your Titties" song ending     •    Blue Ridge cabin trip with Florida Comedy Collective president Chandy     •    Babyland General, Mother Cabbage, elderly nurses, and Cabbage Patch nostalgia     •    Childhood toys, smells, Pound Puppies, and homemade knockoffs     •    AI helping reverse-engineer homemade toys     •    Hiking, fishing, grave sites, river time, and improved hip mobility     •    Comedy Collective retreat for grants, the website, and future planning     •    Relaxing vacations versus nonstop activities and wasted mornings     •    Manasota Key family trip and lukewarm hot springs in 27-degree weather     •    Tourist shops, small-town wandering, and red-sauce meatloaf     •    Fast walkers, slow groups, and moving too quickly to make memories     •    Last of the Mohicans waterfall, Hanging Rock, and fear of the woods     •    Emergency outdoor pooping and ancestral squat theories     •    Facebook clickbait fueling food scares and show content     •    Lake Howell and Lake Jesup blue-green algae warnings     •    Kissing a contaminated fish for $10 and waiting for symptoms     •    Algae exposure risks for adults and children     •    Recurring lumps, bloody stool, insurance, and avoiding doctors     •    New Transformers pinball machine from Pinball Dudes     •    Plus Tax song "Nauseous"     •    Hot Tub and Mini Fridge Morning Show parody     •    Amy LaCour's Shit Sandwich at Bull and Bush     •    Forgetting promotions, phone numbers, commercials, and recent events     •    Turning 50, fearing dementia, and feeling healthier than a decade ago     •    Stool talk, bloody-stool jokes, and "misinformation improv"     •    YouTube growth and confidently wrong discussions     •    Zoolander still holds up     •    "Mail-on-mail," drunken apologies, and EMWP's censored nickname     •    Forgotten drunken radio calls and Cabin preserving embarrassing audio     •    VHS, MiniDisc, and lost terrestrial radio recordings     •    Modern phones, cars, doorbells, cameras, and clouds recording everything     •    Snapchat screenshots and private photos shared through family accounts     •    Drinking alone, dinner invitations, threats, and performative masculinity     •    Adult dinner parties, oyster roasts, galas, and Batman-style formality     •    Meal-kit cooking with kids and interviewing guests about unusual jobs     •    Trump-sized suits and prank phone calls     •    Loud old-school fathers versus quiet, considerate parenting     •    Garage smoothies, clutter, and avoiding waking the family     •    Generational trauma and breaking inconsiderate fatherhood habits     •    Affection struggles, suppressed feelings, and spouse-dependent moods     •    Thoughtfulness, masculinity, and marriage as 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Tim Kennedy is finally addressing the controversy surrounding his book and the allegations that have dominated conversations across the military, podcast, and combat sports communities.On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down Kennedy's response, discuss accountability, fame, success, and why so many public figures struggle when they reach the top.The guys also react to the surprising news that Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky are divorcing after nearly two decades together, discuss Conor McGregor's latest business venture and UFC comeback, debate celebrity psychology, and cover several wild current events making headlines.Topics include Tim Kennedy, Conor McGregor, Tom Segura, Christina Pazsitzky, Jordan Peterson, Floyd Mayweather, Lionel Messi, World Cup discussion, UFC news, podcast culture, and much more.Quo - Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://www.quo.com/FIGTHERO'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lindsey Graham is dead -- was Russia involved? Also this week: Hunter Biden's meeting with Nick Fuentes, the reported Tom Segura and Christina P split, and the Clavicular/IDF social media controversy, and way more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard!For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com!Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day returns!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

This episode of West of Knowhere covers a chaotic mix of news and hot takes: recent celebrity deaths, the controversy around Christopher Nolan's take on The Odyssey, the split of comedy couple Tom Segura and Christina P, and a CDC-linked parasite outbreak tied to Taco Bell. Levi and Shane also discuss bizarre headlines (a pilot who jumped from a plane, a woman who landed it, and a vigilante in Mexico), a study on why cannibalism is dangerous and drama in this week's “Am I the Asshole". Linktr.ee/wokpod   https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj25j6nmeo https://www.bbc.com/news/live/crl1gk55rzet?post=asset%3Adc4bc136-7615-4965-81a8-70acd1837a25#post https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5pd9z2487o https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-fall-health-senate-d708e9a1f18763fbb961fd3879227ce3?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2026-07-12-Breaking+News https://dallasexpress.com/business-markets/explosive-diarrhea-parasite-spreads-taco-bell-pulls-key-ingredients/ https://www.medscape.com/s/viewarticle/cannibalism-bad-your-health-scientists-find-2026a1000mgc?form=fpf https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/08/americas/argentina-pilot-death-scli-intl https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/netflix-comedian-couple-splits-after-18-years-of-marriage/ar-AA27PqNf

Dave Landau back in-studio, Mitch McConnell rehab pic verified, WATP Karl with Big Jay v. Corey Feldman & Tom Segura's separation, Lindsey Graham's alleged boy toy speaks, Katie Porter's mean Yelp reviews, and Hunter Biden's comeback. Dave Landau joins us in-studio. Check out his tour dates here. Remember to join us with Dave and Karl Hamburger on October 2nd for the live WATP show at Rock & Brews in Royal Oak. The MLB Home Run Derby was on Netflix and Jordan Walker of the St. Louis Cardinals won it all over home favorite Kyle Schwarber. Will Ferrell rubbed some fans the wrong way on the broadcast. Chris Kattan is looking a bit small these days. TV: Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on AppleTV+ has hooked Marc and peaked Drew's interest. Any cam boys out there? Dave is trying to get through Cape Fear. Drew is invested in Whatever It Takes: Inside the eBay Scandal. California politician, Katie Porter, is quite the critic on Yelp. Local Mall Shootings: Footage of the Great Lakes Crossing shooting looks somewhat like self-defense. A shooting at Fairlane Mall reminds us that Fairlane Mall is still open. Hip Hop: They're going to get to the bottom of that late Jay Z show in New York. Kanye West and Shane Gillis are homeboys. Chris Brown is back to it following a judgement. We remember the best of R. Kelly. Some people are saying every celebrity that has contact with trainer Harley Pasternak ends up going off the deep end. Captain Sully Sullenberger has Alzheimer's disease. Politics: Mitch McConnell's proof of life photo is confirmed as real. Darline Graham is a total nepo-sister. She takes over for the very heterosexual Lindsey Graham. Self-proclaimed twink, Jesse James Rose, calls out Lindsey for funding him for sexual favors. Our website is a bitch from time to time. Sorry about that. Nolan Wells: Al Sharpton will speak at the teen's funeral. Tyler Perry will pay for the funeral. Colin Kaepernick is paying for an independent autopsy. The GoFundMe continues to grow. Amy Lynn Bradley totally fell off that cruise ship. Karl from WATP stops by to cover the fired crew at The Howard Stern Show, The Bonfire goes full-circle with Jerry O'Connell while extending an olive branch to Corey Feldman, cover the sad split of YMH's Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky and more. Oh, and Woke Dad makes an appearance. Shoutout to Graham Platner for making the phrase 'stealthing' commonplace. Anthony Cumia was railing testosterone during COVID. Rachel Zoe of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills needs to eat a cheeseburger... or anything. Actress Cara Delevingne enjoyed GHB and cocaine combos. Zack Wheeler vs the MLB All-Star Game. Hunter Biden is making the rounds. He recently won a defamation lawsuit. Dave will make an appearance on No BS News Hour with Charlie LeDuff tomorrow. Check it out. Merch, yo. Check it. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Opie kicks off complaining he's got nothing for the show—then rips into quiet coffee awkwardness, only-child energy, a $150 bounty to skip tomorrow, brutal beach winds killing volleyball dreams, NYC's Legionnaires' disease outbreak, why Tom Segura & Joe Rogan aren't funny, Shane Gillis' realness, Philly's disease legacy, Mamdani's controversial immigrant map drama, and more. Classic unfiltered Opie & Ron chaos.

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The Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 3 (7.13) A nasty SoCal heatwave is rolling in with sky-high humidity — we’re all sweating balls out here! Wildfires have sparked but firefighters are working hard on containment. Paris Hilton is back in the news as an advocate fighting to shut down the brutal Provo, Utah boarding school she attended as a teen, though we can’t help missing the old “Simple Life” Paris from the aughts. There’s a vegetation fire called the Zebra Fire burning in Azusa north of the 210, and don’t forget the shirtless nut in East Hollywood who jumped on a Waymo’s windshield, yelling at the sensors and ripping the car apart. In Boyle Heights, residents are dealing with an unbearable rotten stench, flies, and rodents thanks to the 85 million pounds of food rotting at the burned Linear Logistics warehouse, plus a burst water main leaving people without water nearby. On a slightly better note, two corpse flowers are about to bloom at the Huntington Library — those things only flower for 24–48 hours every few years and smell exactly as bad as the name suggests. In celebrity news, comedian Tom Segura and his wife Christina Pazsitzky announced they’re divorcing but will keep doing their podcast “Your Mom’s House” together (that should go smoothly!), while Brad Pitt’s kids Zahara and Maddox took out newspaper ads announcing they’re dropping “Pitt” and keeping “Jolie.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tom Segura and his wife Christina P. are divoring after 18 years of marriage and fans are speculating it has to do with their recent weightloss. A restaurant in Argentina got into legal trouble after keeping two goldfish in inhumane conditions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Louie and Zach open hour 2 with a college basketball segment, recapping portal classes and why UL might be this year's Michigan. The guys preview the Big 12 before booing the conference for not playing a top rivalry. They wrap with Tom Segura's divorce and Mary Morello's life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SPONSORS: Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American Original. Tasting Great Since '48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Thanks to MANSCAPED for sponsoring today's video! Get The Beard Hedger Plus for 15% OFF + Free Shipping with code “BEARS” at https://Manscaped.com! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/bears Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears Start your free trial at https://shopify.com/bears This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer spiral through Bert's newest crisis: figuring out which musicians would actually like him. After Lou Reed tells him off mid-treadmill (entirely inside Bert's head), Bert starts deleting Jane's Addiction and Radiohead from his library, relives Shane Gillis walking out of a Wilco concert after five seconds, and learns his most-played song of all time is "Higher" by Creed. From there, the Bears get into Tom's tour of Kid Rock's 20,000-square-foot, two-bedroom replica White House and meeting Jimmy John from Jimmy John's, a deep dive on Subway Takes and why Bert believes celebrity hot takes are all fake, the viral "white people shouldn't sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy" debate, and a deeply satisfying story of a first-class line cutter getting humbled in front of Viola Davis. Bert also opens up about the final days of his five-and-a-half-month sobriety run, including the recovery books, journaling on planes, and why his first drink back is happening at his daughter Georgia's University of Oregon graduation before going scorched earth on the dad who posted his 4-year-old breaking a rope swing "world record" in Moab. Plus: the MyPillow guy, the thumb-to-arm gut health test, Garth Brooks friendship fantasies, and why Moby would hate them both. If you missed this show, this one's for you. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 333 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:01:11 - Lou Reed Talks Shit to Bert on the Treadmill00:04:27 - Kurt Vile, Bob Dylan, & Shane Gillis Walking Out on Wilco00:16:15 - Deleting Every Musician Who Wouldn't Like Bert00:25:00 - Kid Rock's Replica White House & Jimmy John From Jimmy John's00:28:51 - MyPillow, Workout Underwear & Sleeping Naked00:31:11 - Subway Takes & J.Lo's Rented Hot Take00:41:01 - White People on Stoops00:43:47 - Airport Line Cutters00:50:09 - Bert's Last Week of Sobriety01:01:21 - The 4-Year-Old Moab Rope Swing Rant01:13:03 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Smelly BBL horror, Michigan AD Warde Manuel about to lose his job, Nolan Wells misinformation floods social media, Amanda Bynes new business venture, Clavicular v. 2wo25, Greta Thunberg's sister is very different from her, and Tom Segura splits with his wife. Donald Trump wants Lindsey Graham's sister to fill his Senate seat. Jay Z's concert was delayed 4 hours due to some unruly fans storming Yankee Stadium. Sacha Baron Cohen showed up to Wimbledon dressed as Ali G. JLo showed up to Wimbledon dressed as a complete idiot. Mick Jagger sat down with Conan O'Brien for a podcast. John Lennon totally spoiled Mick's opportunity to meet Elvis Presley. There was an awesome brawl at the San Francisco Giants/Colorado Rockies game that led to some arrests and total banishment from Oracle Stadium. Popcorned Planet has a documentary coming out on the nasty battle between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. Carl Isom-McDaniel took on a bison and lost. He'll be fine. YMH Studios may be in jeopardy as Tom Segura and wife Christina Pazsitzky are on the outs. Tom's rider on tour is ridiculous. Tom totally thinks he's hot now. Nolan Wells' GoFundMe is raking in the dough. The entire case is being investigated, debated and tried online. Attorney Ben Crump is out posting misinformation on Instagram. Ever hear about prostate cults? Today in History: July 13th, 1971... Tom Mazawey fell in love with baseball. Creepy Virginia High School football coach, Travis Turner, is still missing. Nancy Grace is convinced he's alive and on the run. BBL's stink. People are popping off online about the horrors of BBL surgery. Ava Louise's BBL attracted the wrong men. Madonna has the #1 album on the Billboard 200. She is SO pissed at Michael Jackson as his biopic is crushing it while hers is stalled. Kathy Griffin pretended to date a 22-year-old for attention. Amy Schumer is still trying to be hot online. Stop it. Amanda Bynes has a new gold grill and is working on a bag line. Bryce Harper did a Cameo for gambling addict, Terry Thompson, thanks to FanDuel. Terry lost everything. Oops. Simon Kaggwa Njala is the best Cameo you can buy. Clavicular vs 2wo25. We're #Team225. Ron Bennington is cranking out podcasts and interviews while being treated with chemo. Kamala Harris attended a WNBA game and gave a fantastic post-game speech to the LA Sparks.  Greta Thunberg and her sister are a little bit different. One is an activist, one is kind of a skank. Ariana Grande is too skinny. Ethan Slater threw everything away to nail her for a bit. AD Warde Manuel is on the hot seat and may be BLOWN OUT of Michigan soon.  Dave Landau and Karl from WATP will join us tomorrow. If you want to check out a former radio show now a podcast, check us out... and then check out Scorch TV too. Merch, yo. Check it. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Bert Kreischer and the guys enjoy airplane whiskey's and talk dancing with whores, dating girls with mustaches, favorite porn categories, sitcom goals, Bill Burr and Joe Rogan pushing Bert to do stand-up, support from Tom Segura, Travel Channel days, how "The Machine" story changed Bert's life, Sober October, behind the scenes stories at The Comedy Store and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Traditional networks are no longer just looking to creators for marketing—they want premium, long-term IP. Today we explore how independent comedy powerhouse YMH Studios scaled past traditional gatekeepers and why Fox Entertainment just signed a major multi-project slate with them. What you'll get in this episode: The Deal Breakdown: Inside the co-ownership structure of the brand-new Fox and YMH slate. The Creator-CEO Blueprint: How Tom Segura built an arena-selling infrastructure entirely direct-to-consumer. The Scale Formula: Why protecting creative momentum and building your own distribution engine is the ultimate leverage in media today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Segura jokes about an audience fight in his Netflix special, "Teacher".

SPONSORS: Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Don't sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code BEARS at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days. https://dkng.co/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS. Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/BEARS Order a bottle of Por Osos and some killer merch online https://drinkporosos.com This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer dig into the wild, unexpected Black audience response to Bad Thoughts Season 2, Tom debuting his "out of your control" philosophy on how comedy lands, and a hilarious accounting of which comedians did and didn't text Bert about his new show. Bert opens up about getting nastier and setting harder boundaries in sobriety, comparing himself to the A-Rod and Rafael Nadal documentaries, and Tom reveals his ongoing health investigation that involves shitting in a bucket for a lab test. The Bears also spiral into a debate on regional diets and genetics, plan a mushroom trip with an actual shaman, get Bert's dad on the phone to discuss his own legendary history of public accidents, and revisit boys' locker room culture versus Gen Z's aversion to male nudity. Plus: a Mountain Dew summer sizzle reel callout to fans, a celebration-of-life merch drop business plan for when they die, and the most detailed bowel movement breakdown the show has ever produced. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 332 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY-RESET. New York: call 8778-HOPENY, text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get fifty dollars in Predictions Dollars that expire in one year, issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends July 19th. Terms at http://dkng.co/audio Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:14 - Bad Thoughts' Black Fanbase00:07:28 - Mountain Dew Summer00:11:31 - Healthiest Guy at the Party00:16:33 - The Subconscious Mind & Nasty Bert00:26:17 - Setting Boundaries & the A-Rod Documentary00:30:25 - Black Graduations, Bert's Identity Crisis & the Rafa Nadal Doc00:40:43 - Merch Plans for When You Die00:46:12 - Mushroom Trip & The Gut Health Investigation00:52:10 - Bert Shit Himself in His Sleep00:55:58 - Locker Room Talk01:00:33 - Breeding Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's Up Fool? Ep 581Whats' Up Fool? This week we have Comedian Steph Tolev. Recently announced, her podcast Steph Infection will be joining the slate at Tom Segura's YMH Studios. New episode's produced in partnership with the company is out now.Connect with us on InstgramFelipe - @ felipeesparzacomedianRizo - @ comicMartinRizoSteph @ stephtolevHear about Felipe's tour dates, new merch drops & more by signing up @ http://felipesworld.comFelipe Esparza is a comedian and actor, known for his stand-up specials, “They're Not Gonna Laugh at You”, “Translate This”, and his latest dual-release on Netflix, “Bad Decisions/Malas Decisiones” (2 different performances in two languages), his recurring appearances on Netflix's “Gentefied”, NBC's “Superstore” and Adultswim's “The Eric Andre Show”, as well as winning “Last Comic Standing” (2010), and his popular podcast called “What's Up Fool?”. Felipe continues to sell out live stand-up shows in comedy clubs and theaters around the country.

SPONSORS: Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, get our free business guide, Demystifying AI, at https://www.netsuite.com/bears New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days. https://dkng.co/bears This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer celebrate Por Osos landing in Publix just in time for the 4th of July, which sends Bert into a full nostalgic spiral about pub subs, boat days, and taking his daughters into "international waters." From there, things get unexpectedly historical: Tom breaks down the story of the guy who invented the meter and got guillotined for it, which leads them down a rabbit hole of people killed for their big ideas, the French Revolution as the original cancel culture, and Martin Luther versus the Catholic Church. Then it gets personal — Bert tells the full Patrice O'Neal story: getting destroyed at his first open mic, the Edinburgh trip where they lived together for 29 days watching Bruce Lee movies and Bert getting his feelings systematically demolished, and the moment he found out Patrice had tweeted something kind about him right before the stroke. Tom and Bert also spiral deep into funeral planning — who's required to show up, who gets a Sandler video instead of a live appearance, why Ari's funeral is going to involve hardcore Brooklyn relatives and a lot of confusion, the Andrew Schultz balloon clown apology Bert wants delivered posthumously, and whether or not to get cremated when science might figure something out. Plus: horror movies vs. comedy movies as investments, the film Obsession and its director Curry Baker, Bert's dad crashing the podcast mid-funeral conversation, the band Goose vs. the band Geese, and Mount Joy watching Passion of the Christ on the tour bus. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 331 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY-RESET. New York: call 8778-HOPENY, text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org . On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Ontario. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Sportsbook Bonus bets expire in seven days. $50 in Predictions Dollars issued weekly for three weeks, expire in one year. Redeem one non-withdrawable reward. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends June 28th. Terms at http://dkng.co/audio Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:02:21 - Por Osos in Publix & Florida Pub Sub Gospel00:08:45 - The Daniel Boone Documentary00:18:51 - The Guy Who Invented the Meter Got Killed for It00:24:59 - People Executed for Big Ideas00:33:46 - Patrice O'Neal Destroys Bert at His First Open Mic00:41:27 - Showtime Special, Party Bus, & Patrice's Funeral00:48:31 - Funerals Vs Celebration Of Life00:57:00 - Nick Kroll, Andrew Schultz & the Balloon Clown Apology01:04:11 - Bert's Dad Chimes In01:05:54 - Noga Erez, Goose Vs. Geese & Mount Joy01:09:02 - Curry Barker's Obsession & Horror vs. Comedy Movies01:15:10 - Wrap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Segura is a comedian, actor, author, and restaurateur. He hosts “Your Mom's House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with comedian Bert Kreischer. He is also the owner of Ciccio Bomba, a chain of Italian cafes with three locations in Austin, Texas, and the author of “I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Season two of his series “Bad Thoughts” is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/81740857https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/tom-segura/id-like-to-play-alone-please/9781538704615/www.cicciobomba.comwww.youtube.com/@YMHStudioswww.ymhstudios.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices