Podcast appearances and mentions of Tom Segura

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Chris Franjola is back on Juicy Scoop as we catch up on our summer adventures and walk down memory lane to recount the very first acting jobs we ever landed! Then, I dive into the latest updates on the Nolan Wells case, breaking down the disturbing audio circulating online, whether it's authentic, and what it could mean for the investigation. We're also covering Usher's controversial stage moment and another viral cheating scandal caught on camera. Scooter Braun and Sydney Sweeney are literally falling from the sky while bungee jumping together. Plus, Meghan Markle has a new gig (how long until she's a Real Housewife?), Raygun landing a Netflix breakdancing show, the latest buzz on Tom Segura and Christina P, upcoming series like The Shards and Carrie, and our ultimate debate on Airbnb horror stories versus hotel stays! -Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollandBranch.com/juicyscoop with code juicyscoop. -Download the Poshmark app today and use code juicyscoop when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. -For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code JUICYSCOOP. -Go to ButcherBox.com/JUICYSCOOP to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ground beef for life, or free chicken thighs or top sirloins in every box for a year —with free shipping always. -Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to Quince.com/juicy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/juicycrimes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stand Up Tickets and info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://heathermcdonald.net/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/juicyscoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://juicyscoopshop.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopTZFUvAeokrJJ6dQ5wuAW1T3nssO6pHk47u7KymJUBtBgKCvfX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SPONSORS: Don't let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Visit https://ethos.com/BEARS Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American Original. Tasting Great Since '48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at https://shipstation.com, with code cave. If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, go to https://NetSuite.AI/BEARS. Head to Factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer compare their two very different eras of being fat, Tom's custom-made fat guy shirts, hard visceral fat vs. soft fat, and why losing weight made everyone think Tom got lip injections. Bert's sober documentary binge takes them from Patient Zero "Gay Tom" spreading AIDS across the Air Canada route map to Concorde pricing scams. Tom also reveals the fattest thing he's ever seen Bert do: ten appetizers, four entrées, and twenty doubles in Tallahassee. Bert also retells Bill Hader's retelling of Henry Rollins meeting David Lee Roth, and his daughter's instantly legendary Boston Tea Party take. Then things get real: a midlife crisis YouTube video sends Bert and LeeAnn into a "sell everything and get five apartments in five cities" fantasy, LeeAnn gets brutally honest about when she was happiest, and Tom breaks down the difference between happy and content. Plus: Hulk Hogan inflating Andre the Giant's weight, Julian's belt reaction to the Michael Jackson movie, Whoop resting heart rate brags, Craig Robinson's dunk, and the great first sweat vs. last sweat debate. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 334 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:52 - Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom00:09:16 - Patient Zero, Polio, & The Concorde00:19:38 - The Fattest Thing Tom Ever Saw Bert Do00:23:55 - Bill Hader, David Lee Roth & Boston Tea Party00:32:21 - Hulk Hogan, Macho Man & LeeAnn Off Leash00:36:37 - Five Apartments In Five Cities00:46:12 - Bert's Midlife Crisis Theory00:54:34 - "You're Not Hitting The Notes, Mike"00:57:05 - Whoop Brags & Craig Robinson Dunking01:02:36 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we're re-visiting this episode with Christina Pazsitsky. Original description: Christina Pazsitsky, comedian and cohost of the podcast Your Mom's House (which she records with her husband Tom Segura) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about growing up in the Valley, the answer to the question "Who's your daddy?", appearing on Road Rules, getting into fist fights, parents, body image, gaining weight in your breasts, mom jeans, baby jeans, mommies, falling in love, comedy, Bert Kreischer, male and female energy, Roseanne Barr and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and HGFY. (original airdate: Nov 25, 2012) Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   This episode is brought to you by: LEESA: http://leesa.com (use promo code alisonrosen for 25% off select mattresses plus $50 off) HERS: http://forhers.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Alex delivers a wide-ranging Saturday afternoon commentary, blending humor, personal reflections, and political analysis. From joking about post-World Cup withdrawal and critiquing the White House Correspondents' Dinner to examining the transformations of JD Vance and comedian Tom Segura, Alex explores how success can sometimes lead people to reject the very identities that once made them relatable. He closes with a heartfelt discussion about the devastating wildfires across Spain and France, reflecting on their impact through the lens of his personal connection to Madrid and the growing challenges posed by climate change.

Steve spent opening weekend at a brand-new comedy club in New Braunfels, Texas, performing with Frank Caliendo. Hear what went down and what makes the club so special. Then Steve and Captain Evil tackle the Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky divorce. What happens when a married couple discusses another couple's split? DELETE THE ARCHIVES.

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH That's https://hims.com/YMH for your free online visit. Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship. They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 869 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses 00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam 00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney 00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night 00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes 00:32:14 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories 00:45:58 - Kinky Unc 00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth 00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank 00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth 01:00:49 - Public Pranks 01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Maddy is solo this week in the stood and she new boot goofin'! She discusses sue-happy people, does 'Maddy Media' reviews, talks her upcoming projects, and more! Get Tickets to Maddy's Special Taping!https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/132245Follow Maddy:https://www.youtube.com/@maddysmithcomedyhttps://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/?hl=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@somaddysmith?lang=enhttps://maddysmithcomedy.com/Subscribe/follow the Mad House Podcast:https://www.youtube.com/@madhouse_podcasthttps://www.instagram.com/mad_house_podcast/All tour dates: https://punchup.live/maddysmith/ticketsWant more ad-free and uncensored Mad House?!Go to https://gasdigital.com/ to subscribe!Use promo code MAD to save big on your membership :)Get early access to our weekly episodes on Tuesdays, along with EXCLUSIVE episodes on Thursdays.UPCOMING STAND UP DATES:7/30 NEW YORK, NY8/13-1/14 WESTPORT, NY8/26 NEW YORK, NYSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Johnny Mac reports poolside on comedy news, led by Shane Gillis selling 76,212 tickets at Philadelphia's Lincoln Financial Field, breaking the Guinness record previously held by Germany's Mario Barth (67,733 in 2008); Naomi Watanabe holds the female solo record with 44,356 at the Tokyo Dome in 2026. Jason Kelce led an Eagles chant, Meek Mill appeared, and Big Jay Oakerson and Dave Chappelle performed; the show went on despite Northeast wildfire smoke, and Gillis addressed crowd-diversity criticism in a Trump bit with Chappelle. Netflix releases Bill Maher's Mark Twain Prize event featuring guests including Louis C.K., and Maher defends Louis C.K. on NPR. Chloe Fineman announces she's leaving SNL after seven seasons, reportedly to star in Netflix's Myron Bolitar, amid mixed Page Six sourcing. Other items: Christina P. and Tom Segura split, World Cup notes, Stephen Colbert posts about his dog, Montreal Comedy Festival highlights, and Kyle Gordon's new album narrated by Daniel Radcliffe. 00:18 Shane Gillis Stadium Record01:11 Who Is Mario Barth01:46 Mario Barth Clip02:34 Philly Show Highlights03:28 Crowd Diversity Bit05:17 Bill Maher Twain Prize06:55 Maher Defends Louis CK07:33 Chloe Fineman Exits SNL08:54 Page Six Shade09:15 Christina P Split09:32 World Cup Comedy Bits10:06 Colbert Returns Online10:26 Montreal Comedy Fest10:52 What To Watch Today11:00 Kyle Gordon Album News Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News is hosted by Johnny Mac and releases every weekday. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network. For transcripts and show notes visit www.dailycomedynews.comDaily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.  Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free. 

Tom Segura & Christina P are getting a divorce, Jim Norton defends Joe Rogan, Andrew Santino's comedy special was censored by Hulu, Richard Ojeda's past is being examined, Alec Baldwin gives a touching tribute to Sam Neal and more. 00:00 INTRO01:55 START13:16 LUIS ON TIMMY27:10 TOM & CHRISTINA SPLIT01:01:53 SANTINO & BOBBY LEE01:26:42 JIM NORTON DEFENDS JOE ROGAN02:16:04 RICHARD OJEDA IS BACK02:31:57 CRAIGGERS 'ROCKY' CLIP02:34:27 ALEC BALDWIN MOURNS...SOMEONEFOR ALL THINGS BLIND MIKEhttp://blindmike.netFOR ALL THINGS CRAIGGERShttp://www.verygoodshow.org

We get into all the latest sports news, including Conor McGregor's big "fight," NBA Summer League, and getting a finger up the bum.To support the show directly and gain access to bonus audio and the Super Secret Pod archive, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam TripoliThanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

Freddy Krueger is returning to Elm Street, but can the franchise survive without Robert Englund? We discuss the newly announced Nightmare on Elm Street project, rank the Freddy sequels, and revisit the controversial 2010 remake.Horror and weird-fiction author Alex Grass also joins us to discuss his new collection, Infernal Tramps: Tales of Weird Terror, his unusual journey to becoming an author, and how real-world fears become body horror.Plus, we remember Sam Neill, discuss the Tom Segura and Christina P. separation, hit Trailer Trash, Views or Snooze, and Staff Picks.Please like, subscribe, share, and leave us a comment!Alex Grass:https://www.infernaltramps.com/Tickets for Tim's Sketch Comedy Live Show:https://ovationstheater.vbotickets.com/event/My_Dead_Cat_Rhonda/197473Support Radio Labyrinth on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timandrews▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀Hosts: Tim Andrews, Jeff Leiboff, Dustin Lollar and Lizzie Bruce JonesAudio Podcast & YouTube Video Edited by Dustin Lollar Guest: Alex Grass▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀✨ Support Our Social Media & Merch:  https://linktr.ee/RadioLabyrinth

    •    Comedian Amy LaCour opens the Friday free show     •    Tom Segura and Christina P split, cancer rumors, and healthier divorce     •    Amy's Blue Mountains theme and second-favorite "Cour" jokes     •    Dracula's "Your Titties" song ending     •    Blue Ridge cabin trip with Florida Comedy Collective president Chandy     •    Babyland General, Mother Cabbage, elderly nurses, and Cabbage Patch nostalgia     •    Childhood toys, smells, Pound Puppies, and homemade knockoffs     •    AI helping reverse-engineer homemade toys     •    Hiking, fishing, grave sites, river time, and improved hip mobility     •    Comedy Collective retreat for grants, the website, and future planning     •    Relaxing vacations versus nonstop activities and wasted mornings     •    Manasota Key family trip and lukewarm hot springs in 27-degree weather     •    Tourist shops, small-town wandering, and red-sauce meatloaf     •    Fast walkers, slow groups, and moving too quickly to make memories     •    Last of the Mohicans waterfall, Hanging Rock, and fear of the woods     •    Emergency outdoor pooping and ancestral squat theories     •    Facebook clickbait fueling food scares and show content     •    Lake Howell and Lake Jesup blue-green algae warnings     •    Kissing a contaminated fish for $10 and waiting for symptoms     •    Algae exposure risks for adults and children     •    Recurring lumps, bloody stool, insurance, and avoiding doctors     •    New Transformers pinball machine from Pinball Dudes     •    Plus Tax song "Nauseous"     •    Hot Tub and Mini Fridge Morning Show parody     •    Amy LaCour's Shit Sandwich at Bull and Bush     •    Forgetting promotions, phone numbers, commercials, and recent events     •    Turning 50, fearing dementia, and feeling healthier than a decade ago     •    Stool talk, bloody-stool jokes, and "misinformation improv"     •    YouTube growth and confidently wrong discussions     •    Zoolander still holds up     •    "Mail-on-mail," drunken apologies, and EMWP's censored nickname     •    Forgotten drunken radio calls and Cabin preserving embarrassing audio     •    VHS, MiniDisc, and lost terrestrial radio recordings     •    Modern phones, cars, doorbells, cameras, and clouds recording everything     •    Snapchat screenshots and private photos shared through family accounts     •    Drinking alone, dinner invitations, threats, and performative masculinity     •    Adult dinner parties, oyster roasts, galas, and Batman-style formality     •    Meal-kit cooking with kids and interviewing guests about unusual jobs     •    Trump-sized suits and prank phone calls     •    Loud old-school fathers versus quiet, considerate parenting     •    Garage smoothies, clutter, and avoiding waking the family     •    Generational trauma and breaking inconsiderate fatherhood habits     •    Affection struggles, suppressed feelings, and spouse-dependent moods     •    Thoughtfulness, masculinity, and marriage as 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Johnny Mac covers reports that Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitsky have split after 18 years while planning to continue hosting Your Mom's House, citing TMZ and noting speculation about Segura not wearing a ring and fewer joint episodes. He says he finds the breakup sad and cautions against overreading the ring detail. He reacts to widespread social media annoyance with Will Ferrell's Home Run Derby Netflix appearance and previews Ferrell's new Netflix series The Hawk, with comments from Fortune Feimster. Other items include Colin Jost nearly scoring a hole-in-one at the American Century Championship, Michael Loftus predicting a short-lived Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce marriage, Jon Stewart praising Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and its practical effects, and Bill Maher saying he won't retire. In a “Comedy Stock Market,” he recommends selling Ferrell and Segura and buying Tim Heidecker, then discusses the TV Academy's new yes/no Emmy voting and shares comments from Jemaine Clement and Aida Rodriguez on comedy and marginalized groups. 00:21 Tom Segura and Christina P Split01:33 Wedding Ring Speculation02:43 Will Ferrell Derby Backlash03:37 Ferrell Netflix Series Preview04:32 Colin Jost Golf Near Ace05:05 Swift Kelce Wedding Joke05:22 Jon Stewart Praises Nolan's Odyssey06:03 Bill Maher Won't Retire06:35 Comedy Stock Market Picks: sell Segura, sell Ferrell, buy Heidecker08:28 Emmys Voting Rule Change09:52 Political Correctness Debate10:32 Aida Rodriguez on Balance Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac-a-daily-briefing-on-comedians-and-the-comedy-industry--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network.Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening.  $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free.This is the animal sanctuary mentioned in the February 10 episode.

Lindsey Graham is dead -- was Russia involved? Also this week: Hunter Biden's meeting with Nick Fuentes, the reported Tom Segura and Christina P split, and the Clavicular/IDF social media controversy, and way more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard!For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com!Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day returns!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

This episode of West of Knowhere covers a chaotic mix of news and hot takes: recent celebrity deaths, the controversy around Christopher Nolan's take on The Odyssey, the split of comedy couple Tom Segura and Christina P, and a CDC-linked parasite outbreak tied to Taco Bell. Levi and Shane also discuss bizarre headlines (a pilot who jumped from a plane, a woman who landed it, and a vigilante in Mexico), a study on why cannibalism is dangerous and drama in this week's “Am I the Asshole". Linktr.ee/wokpod   https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj25j6nmeo https://www.bbc.com/news/live/crl1gk55rzet?post=asset%3Adc4bc136-7615-4965-81a8-70acd1837a25#post https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5pd9z2487o https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-fall-health-senate-d708e9a1f18763fbb961fd3879227ce3?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2026-07-12-Breaking+News https://dallasexpress.com/business-markets/explosive-diarrhea-parasite-spreads-taco-bell-pulls-key-ingredients/ https://www.medscape.com/s/viewarticle/cannibalism-bad-your-health-scientists-find-2026a1000mgc?form=fpf https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/08/americas/argentina-pilot-death-scli-intl https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/netflix-comedian-couple-splits-after-18-years-of-marriage/ar-AA27PqNf

We discuss the recent death of Lindsey Graham, Tom Segura and Christina P's recent split, Zach Lahn pulling a page from Kamala Harris' book, and more! ====== LINKS ====== Website: www.mcallisterhours.com Main Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheMcAllisterHours Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kkuLRVsVJLi22RALUkNRh?si=6c663608a0744da1 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-mcallister-hours-podcast/id1509329541 X: https://x.com/mc_hours Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mcallisterhours?fan_landing=true Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mcallisterhours/ Discord: https://discord.gg/BZraY34JKX Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/c-739237 ======

Crazy airport stories...Tom Segura and his wife split after 18 years...Rachel Ray's health update...Turkey and Egypt won't allow gay cruise passengers on their soil.https://mydeals.page/q7j8

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This episode of West of Knowhere covers a chaotic mix of news and hot takes: recent celebrity deaths, the controversy around Christopher Nolan's take on The Odyssey, the split of comedy couple Tom Segura and Christina P, and a CDC-linked parasite outbreak tied to Taco Bell. Levi and Shane also discuss bizarre headlines (a pilot who jumped from a plane, a woman who landed it, and a vigilante in Mexico), a study on why cannibalism is dangerous and drama in this week's “Am I the Asshole". Linktr.ee/wokpod   https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj25j6nmeo https://www.bbc.com/news/live/crl1gk55rzet?post=asset%3Adc4bc136-7615-4965-81a8-70acd1837a25#post https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5pd9z2487o https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-fall-health-senate-d708e9a1f18763fbb961fd3879227ce3?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2026-07-12-Breaking+News https://dallasexpress.com/business-markets/explosive-diarrhea-parasite-spreads-taco-bell-pulls-key-ingredients/ https://www.medscape.com/s/viewarticle/cannibalism-bad-your-health-scientists-find-2026a1000mgc?form=fpf https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/08/americas/argentina-pilot-death-scli-intl https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/netflix-comedian-couple-splits-after-18-years-of-marriage/ar-AA27PqNf

Dave Landau back in-studio, Mitch McConnell rehab pic verified, WATP Karl with Big Jay v. Corey Feldman & Tom Segura's separation, Lindsey Graham's alleged boy toy speaks, Katie Porter's mean Yelp reviews, and Hunter Biden's comeback. Dave Landau joins us in-studio. Check out his tour dates here. Remember to join us with Dave and Karl Hamburger on October 2nd for the live WATP show at Rock & Brews in Royal Oak. The MLB Home Run Derby was on Netflix and Jordan Walker of the St. Louis Cardinals won it all over home favorite Kyle Schwarber. Will Ferrell rubbed some fans the wrong way on the broadcast. Chris Kattan is looking a bit small these days. TV: Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on AppleTV+ has hooked Marc and peaked Drew's interest. Any cam boys out there? Dave is trying to get through Cape Fear. Drew is invested in Whatever It Takes: Inside the eBay Scandal. California politician, Katie Porter, is quite the critic on Yelp. Local Mall Shootings: Footage of the Great Lakes Crossing shooting looks somewhat like self-defense. A shooting at Fairlane Mall reminds us that Fairlane Mall is still open. Hip Hop: They're going to get to the bottom of that late Jay Z show in New York. Kanye West and Shane Gillis are homeboys. Chris Brown is back to it following a judgement. We remember the best of R. Kelly. Some people are saying every celebrity that has contact with trainer Harley Pasternak ends up going off the deep end. Captain Sully Sullenberger has Alzheimer's disease. Politics: Mitch McConnell's proof of life photo is confirmed as real. Darline Graham is a total nepo-sister. She takes over for the very heterosexual Lindsey Graham. Self-proclaimed twink, Jesse James Rose, calls out Lindsey for funding him for sexual favors. Our website is a bitch from time to time. Sorry about that. Nolan Wells: Al Sharpton will speak at the teen's funeral. Tyler Perry will pay for the funeral. Colin Kaepernick is paying for an independent autopsy. The GoFundMe continues to grow. Amy Lynn Bradley totally fell off that cruise ship. Karl from WATP stops by to cover the fired crew at The Howard Stern Show, The Bonfire goes full-circle with Jerry O'Connell while extending an olive branch to Corey Feldman, cover the sad split of YMH's Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky and more. Oh, and Woke Dad makes an appearance. Shoutout to Graham Platner for making the phrase 'stealthing' commonplace. Anthony Cumia was railing testosterone during COVID. Rachel Zoe of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills needs to eat a cheeseburger... or anything. Actress Cara Delevingne enjoyed GHB and cocaine combos. Zack Wheeler vs the MLB All-Star Game. Hunter Biden is making the rounds. He recently won a defamation lawsuit. Dave will make an appearance on No BS News Hour with Charlie LeDuff tomorrow. Check it out. Merch, yo. Check it. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Opie kicks off complaining he's got nothing for the show—then rips into quiet coffee awkwardness, only-child energy, a $150 bounty to skip tomorrow, brutal beach winds killing volleyball dreams, NYC's Legionnaires' disease outbreak, why Tom Segura & Joe Rogan aren't funny, Shane Gillis' realness, Philly's disease legacy, Mamdani's controversial immigrant map drama, and more. Classic unfiltered Opie & Ron chaos.

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The Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 3 (7.13) A nasty SoCal heatwave is rolling in with sky-high humidity — we’re all sweating balls out here! Wildfires have sparked but firefighters are working hard on containment. Paris Hilton is back in the news as an advocate fighting to shut down the brutal Provo, Utah boarding school she attended as a teen, though we can’t help missing the old “Simple Life” Paris from the aughts. There’s a vegetation fire called the Zebra Fire burning in Azusa north of the 210, and don’t forget the shirtless nut in East Hollywood who jumped on a Waymo’s windshield, yelling at the sensors and ripping the car apart. In Boyle Heights, residents are dealing with an unbearable rotten stench, flies, and rodents thanks to the 85 million pounds of food rotting at the burned Linear Logistics warehouse, plus a burst water main leaving people without water nearby. On a slightly better note, two corpse flowers are about to bloom at the Huntington Library — those things only flower for 24–48 hours every few years and smell exactly as bad as the name suggests. In celebrity news, comedian Tom Segura and his wife Christina Pazsitzky announced they’re divorcing but will keep doing their podcast “Your Mom’s House” together (that should go smoothly!), while Brad Pitt’s kids Zahara and Maddox took out newspaper ads announcing they’re dropping “Pitt” and keeping “Jolie.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tom Segura and his wife Christina P. are divoring after 18 years of marriage and fans are speculating it has to do with their recent weightloss. A restaurant in Argentina got into legal trouble after keeping two goldfish in inhumane conditions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Louie and Zach open hour 2 with a college basketball segment, recapping portal classes and why UL might be this year's Michigan. The guys preview the Big 12 before booing the conference for not playing a top rivalry. They wrap with Tom Segura's divorce and Mary Morello's life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SPONSORS: Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American Original. Tasting Great Since '48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Thanks to MANSCAPED for sponsoring today's video! Get The Beard Hedger Plus for 15% OFF + Free Shipping with code “BEARS” at https://Manscaped.com! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/bears Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears Start your free trial at https://shopify.com/bears This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer spiral through Bert's newest crisis: figuring out which musicians would actually like him. After Lou Reed tells him off mid-treadmill (entirely inside Bert's head), Bert starts deleting Jane's Addiction and Radiohead from his library, relives Shane Gillis walking out of a Wilco concert after five seconds, and learns his most-played song of all time is "Higher" by Creed. From there, the Bears get into Tom's tour of Kid Rock's 20,000-square-foot, two-bedroom replica White House and meeting Jimmy John from Jimmy John's, a deep dive on Subway Takes and why Bert believes celebrity hot takes are all fake, the viral "white people shouldn't sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy" debate, and a deeply satisfying story of a first-class line cutter getting humbled in front of Viola Davis. Bert also opens up about the final days of his five-and-a-half-month sobriety run, including the recovery books, journaling on planes, and why his first drink back is happening at his daughter Georgia's University of Oregon graduation before going scorched earth on the dad who posted his 4-year-old breaking a rope swing "world record" in Moab. Plus: the MyPillow guy, the thumb-to-arm gut health test, Garth Brooks friendship fantasies, and why Moby would hate them both. If you missed this show, this one's for you. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 333 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:01:11 - Lou Reed Talks Shit to Bert on the Treadmill00:04:27 - Kurt Vile, Bob Dylan, & Shane Gillis Walking Out on Wilco00:16:15 - Deleting Every Musician Who Wouldn't Like Bert00:25:00 - Kid Rock's Replica White House & Jimmy John From Jimmy John's00:28:51 - MyPillow, Workout Underwear & Sleeping Naked00:31:11 - Subway Takes & J.Lo's Rented Hot Take00:41:01 - White People on Stoops00:43:47 - Airport Line Cutters00:50:09 - Bert's Last Week of Sobriety01:01:21 - The 4-Year-Old Moab Rope Swing Rant01:13:03 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Smelly BBL horror, Michigan AD Warde Manuel about to lose his job, Nolan Wells misinformation floods social media, Amanda Bynes new business venture, Clavicular v. 2wo25, Greta Thunberg's sister is very different from her, and Tom Segura splits with his wife. Donald Trump wants Lindsey Graham's sister to fill his Senate seat. Jay Z's concert was delayed 4 hours due to some unruly fans storming Yankee Stadium. Sacha Baron Cohen showed up to Wimbledon dressed as Ali G. JLo showed up to Wimbledon dressed as a complete idiot. Mick Jagger sat down with Conan O'Brien for a podcast. John Lennon totally spoiled Mick's opportunity to meet Elvis Presley. There was an awesome brawl at the San Francisco Giants/Colorado Rockies game that led to some arrests and total banishment from Oracle Stadium. Popcorned Planet has a documentary coming out on the nasty battle between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. Carl Isom-McDaniel took on a bison and lost. He'll be fine. YMH Studios may be in jeopardy as Tom Segura and wife Christina Pazsitzky are on the outs. Tom's rider on tour is ridiculous. Tom totally thinks he's hot now. Nolan Wells' GoFundMe is raking in the dough. The entire case is being investigated, debated and tried online. Attorney Ben Crump is out posting misinformation on Instagram. Ever hear about prostate cults? Today in History: July 13th, 1971... Tom Mazawey fell in love with baseball. Creepy Virginia High School football coach, Travis Turner, is still missing. Nancy Grace is convinced he's alive and on the run. BBL's stink. People are popping off online about the horrors of BBL surgery. Ava Louise's BBL attracted the wrong men. Madonna has the #1 album on the Billboard 200. She is SO pissed at Michael Jackson as his biopic is crushing it while hers is stalled. Kathy Griffin pretended to date a 22-year-old for attention. Amy Schumer is still trying to be hot online. Stop it. Amanda Bynes has a new gold grill and is working on a bag line. Bryce Harper did a Cameo for gambling addict, Terry Thompson, thanks to FanDuel. Terry lost everything. Oops. Simon Kaggwa Njala is the best Cameo you can buy. Clavicular vs 2wo25. We're #Team225. Ron Bennington is cranking out podcasts and interviews while being treated with chemo. Kamala Harris attended a WNBA game and gave a fantastic post-game speech to the LA Sparks.  Greta Thunberg and her sister are a little bit different. One is an activist, one is kind of a skank. Ariana Grande is too skinny. Ethan Slater threw everything away to nail her for a bit. AD Warde Manuel is on the hot seat and may be BLOWN OUT of Michigan soon.  Dave Landau and Karl from WATP will join us tomorrow. If you want to check out a former radio show now a podcast, check us out... and then check out Scorch TV too. Merch, yo. Check it. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This week, we take on Garth Brooks' country mega-hit “Friends in Low Places”, a song that somehow became one of the most famous country anthems of all time despite sounding like a rodeo clown crashing your ex's wedding and immediately regretting it.We break down the very confusing story at the centre of the song, Garth's strange refusal to live on normal streaming platforms, the GhostTunes/Amazon saga, Chris Gaines, the Tom Segura “where are the bodies?” conspiracy, and whether Bevo could survive a fight with 1990s Garth Brooks.Spoiler: he could not.Think you know music?Every Friday, Tower Of Music puts your music knowledge to the test.Guess the artists. Spot the clues. Beat the hosts.Play along and see if you can make it to the top of the tower.New episodes every Friday on YouTube.Search 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die and subscribe now. Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

Traditional networks are no longer just looking to creators for marketing—they want premium, long-term IP. Today we explore how independent comedy powerhouse YMH Studios scaled past traditional gatekeepers and why Fox Entertainment just signed a major multi-project slate with them. What you'll get in this episode: The Deal Breakdown: Inside the co-ownership structure of the brand-new Fox and YMH slate. The Creator-CEO Blueprint: How Tom Segura built an arena-selling infrastructure entirely direct-to-consumer. The Scale Formula: Why protecting creative momentum and building your own distribution engine is the ultimate leverage in media today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Segura jokes about an audience fight in his Netflix special, "Teacher".

In which we discuss our kids graduating middle school, work emails, how we feel about AI, Tom Segura, what our parents would be like on pot, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com adventuresinirrationality@gmail.com   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.  

SPONSORS: Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Don't sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code BEARS at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days. https://dkng.co/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS. Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/BEARS Order a bottle of Por Osos and some killer merch online https://drinkporosos.com This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer dig into the wild, unexpected Black audience response to Bad Thoughts Season 2, Tom debuting his "out of your control" philosophy on how comedy lands, and a hilarious accounting of which comedians did and didn't text Bert about his new show. Bert opens up about getting nastier and setting harder boundaries in sobriety, comparing himself to the A-Rod and Rafael Nadal documentaries, and Tom reveals his ongoing health investigation that involves shitting in a bucket for a lab test. The Bears also spiral into a debate on regional diets and genetics, plan a mushroom trip with an actual shaman, get Bert's dad on the phone to discuss his own legendary history of public accidents, and revisit boys' locker room culture versus Gen Z's aversion to male nudity. Plus: a Mountain Dew summer sizzle reel callout to fans, a celebration-of-life merch drop business plan for when they die, and the most detailed bowel movement breakdown the show has ever produced. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 332 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY-RESET. New York: call 8778-HOPENY, text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get fifty dollars in Predictions Dollars that expire in one year, issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends July 19th. Terms at http://dkng.co/audio Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:14 - Bad Thoughts' Black Fanbase00:07:28 - Mountain Dew Summer00:11:31 - Healthiest Guy at the Party00:16:33 - The Subconscious Mind & Nasty Bert00:26:17 - Setting Boundaries & the A-Rod Documentary00:30:25 - Black Graduations, Bert's Identity Crisis & the Rafa Nadal Doc00:40:43 - Merch Plans for When You Die00:46:12 - Mushroom Trip & The Gut Health Investigation00:52:10 - Bert Shit Himself in His Sleep00:55:58 - Locker Room Talk01:00:33 - Breeding Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Segura jokes about language in his Netflix special, "Teacher".

What's Up Fool? Ep 581Whats' Up Fool? This week we have Comedian Steph Tolev. Recently announced, her podcast Steph Infection will be joining the slate at Tom Segura's YMH Studios. New episode's produced in partnership with the company is out now.Connect with us on InstgramFelipe - @ felipeesparzacomedianRizo - @ comicMartinRizoSteph @ stephtolevHear about Felipe's tour dates, new merch drops & more by signing up @ http://felipesworld.comFelipe Esparza is a comedian and actor, known for his stand-up specials, “They're Not Gonna Laugh at You”, “Translate This”, and his latest dual-release on Netflix, “Bad Decisions/Malas Decisiones” (2 different performances in two languages), his recurring appearances on Netflix's “Gentefied”, NBC's “Superstore” and Adultswim's “The Eric Andre Show”, as well as winning “Last Comic Standing” (2010), and his popular podcast called “What's Up Fool?”. Felipe continues to sell out live stand-up shows in comedy clubs and theaters around the country.

SPONSORS: Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, get our free business guide, Demystifying AI, at https://www.netsuite.com/bears New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days. https://dkng.co/bears This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer celebrate Por Osos landing in Publix just in time for the 4th of July, which sends Bert into a full nostalgic spiral about pub subs, boat days, and taking his daughters into "international waters." From there, things get unexpectedly historical: Tom breaks down the story of the guy who invented the meter and got guillotined for it, which leads them down a rabbit hole of people killed for their big ideas, the French Revolution as the original cancel culture, and Martin Luther versus the Catholic Church. Then it gets personal — Bert tells the full Patrice O'Neal story: getting destroyed at his first open mic, the Edinburgh trip where they lived together for 29 days watching Bruce Lee movies and Bert getting his feelings systematically demolished, and the moment he found out Patrice had tweeted something kind about him right before the stroke. Tom and Bert also spiral deep into funeral planning — who's required to show up, who gets a Sandler video instead of a live appearance, why Ari's funeral is going to involve hardcore Brooklyn relatives and a lot of confusion, the Andrew Schultz balloon clown apology Bert wants delivered posthumously, and whether or not to get cremated when science might figure something out. Plus: horror movies vs. comedy movies as investments, the film Obsession and its director Curry Baker, Bert's dad crashing the podcast mid-funeral conversation, the band Goose vs. the band Geese, and Mount Joy watching Passion of the Christ on the tour bus. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 331 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY-RESET. New York: call 8778-HOPENY, text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org . On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Ontario. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Sportsbook Bonus bets expire in seven days. $50 in Predictions Dollars issued weekly for three weeks, expire in one year. Redeem one non-withdrawable reward. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends June 28th. Terms at http://dkng.co/audio Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:02:21 - Por Osos in Publix & Florida Pub Sub Gospel00:08:45 - The Daniel Boone Documentary00:18:51 - The Guy Who Invented the Meter Got Killed for It00:24:59 - People Executed for Big Ideas00:33:46 - Patrice O'Neal Destroys Bert at His First Open Mic00:41:27 - Showtime Special, Party Bus, & Patrice's Funeral00:48:31 - Funerals Vs Celebration Of Life00:57:00 - Nick Kroll, Andrew Schultz & the Balloon Clown Apology01:04:11 - Bert's Dad Chimes In01:05:54 - Noga Erez, Goose Vs. Geese & Mount Joy01:09:02 - Curry Barker's Obsession & Horror vs. Comedy Movies01:15:10 - Wrap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys are back to talk about the NBA Finals, the Washington DC UFC, proposed changes to the NBA Draft Lottery, whether MLB will face a labor stoppage, and more homoerotic shenanigans.To support the show directly and gain access to bonus audio and the Super Secret Pod archive, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam TripoliThanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

Welcome to Whiskey Ginger, a Wave Series. Presented by FanDuel Predicts. Jordan Jensen stops by Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino to talk about her debut Netflix special "Take Me With You," life on the road touring with Tom Segura, winning NY's Funniest Stand-Up at the NY Comedy Festival, her BUS-TED UP national headline tour, co-hosting "Bein' Ian with Jordan," and her unconventional upbringing that fuels all of it.

Tom Segura, Sheryl Underwood, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 05/18/2026 THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/TONY and use code TONY for $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! PrizePicks. A Preferred Partner of the NBA. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Opie kicks off from Long Island with the ultimate tooth saga: a nasty crack from Boston gum (microplastics?), a pissed-off dentist who has to "deconstruct" it, and a real shot at losing the tooth.Enter the Save Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA — PayPal donations accepted while the Band-Aid holds! Ron the Waiter joins for classic banter: dog's weird claw, Venmo Ronnie setup incoming, health insurance gripes, and why vets might be cheaper than $2K dental work. Plus massive Long Island stories:The viral "Smile Movement" lady forcing positivity (we test if you can actually force smiles).Ticks gone wild — first Bourbon Virus case on LI (not Lyme, worse symptoms).Oysters wiped out by bad weather, skyrocketing lobster rolls, and clamming life.Seinfeld vs. Friends shade, comedian talk (Tom Segura, Theo Von), super chat chaos, and nonstop unfiltered laughs. If you love raw comedy, local drama, and Opie & Ron going off — this one's for you. Donate to the tooth fund, laugh along, and hit play!

Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH - You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH - Head to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 861 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:36 - Peer Pressure 00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids 00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice 00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It 00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror 00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy 00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me 00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba 00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors 00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction 01:00:51 - Pizza Broad 01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments 01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs 01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Segura is a comedian, actor, author, and restaurateur. He hosts “Your Mom's House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with comedian Bert Kreischer. He is also the owner of Ciccio Bomba, a chain of Italian cafes with three locations in Austin, Texas, and the author of “I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Season two of his series “Bad Thoughts” is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/81740857https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/tom-segura/id-like-to-play-alone-please/9781538704615/www.cicciobomba.comwww.youtube.com/@YMHStudioswww.ymhstudios.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I spent a really long time putting this together, I really hope you enjoy it! In this inaugural episode of Mostly Wise, we explore: The non-sexual benefits of tadalafil (Cialis). Why Retardmaxxing might be the most underrated life hack. The strange reasons why people are making AI clones of their exes. Why America is addicted to lawsuits. If Love Island is harder than Navy SEAL selection training. and much more Guests Matt McCusker is a comedian, writer, author, and podcaster Dr Andrew Huberman is a neuroscientist, Associate Professor at the Stanford University School of Medicine and a podcaster. Tom Segura is a comedian, podcaster, and actor. Sponsors: See discounts for all the products I use and recommend: ⁠⁠https://chriswillx.com/deals⁠⁠ Get up to $350 off the Eight Sleep Pod 5 at https://eightsleep.com/modernwisdom Get 35% off your first subscription on the best supplements from Momentous at https://livemomentous.com/modernwisdom Get 160+ lab tests for just $365 and save an extra $25 at https://functionhealth.com/modernwisdom Get 15% off your first order of my favourite Non-Alcoholic Brew at https://athleticbrewing.com/modernwisdom Get ChatGPT to explore ideas, solve problems, and learn faster at ⁠https://chatgpt.com Timestamps: (0:00) Should All Men Be Taking Erectile Dysfunction Medication? (5:24) The GLP-1-Free Way to Get Lean (8:28) Why Comedians Make Great Actors (14:02) What Science Reveals About Comedians (25:33) How Love Island Manipulates Sleep (30:39) Is Retardmaxxing the New Way of Living? (46:28) The Risk of Recreating Your Ex With AI (49:32) Has Surveillance Killed Serial Killers? (52:53) Falling is a Billion-Dollar Industry (57:57) Are NASA Conspiracies Going Too Far? (01:01:05) Are These the Craziest Conspiracy Theories? (01:12:00) The Origins of the Secret Service (01:17:08) Can Cannabis Trigger Psychosis? (01:24:01) Is Nostalgia Ruining the Present? (01:31:10) The Unexpected Benefits of Fap Naps (01:38:38) The Best Method to Optimise Your Sleep (01:45:32) Are Kids Becoming Smarter? (01:57:12) Is Hollywood Exploiting OnlyFans Creators? (01:59:58) Has Chris' Voice Been Stolen? (02:06:18) Are Clang Associations a Sign of Psychosis? (02:09:57) The Crazy Spending Habits of Johnny Depp (02:15:56) What Happens When You Don't Sleep? (02:19:19) Are Backyard Ultra Runners the Toughest Athletes? (02:23:04) Can You Get Shredded Sugarmaxxing? (02:25:47) Does the Marshmallow Test Hold Up? (02:31:38) Is Sunscreen Actually Bad For You? (02:40:20) Where to Find the Guys Extra Stuff: Get my free reading list of 100 books to read before you die: ⁠⁠https://chriswillx.com/books⁠⁠ Try my productivity energy drink Neutonic: ⁠⁠https://neutonic.com/modernwisdom⁠⁠ Episodes You Might Enjoy: #577 - David Goggins - This Is How To Master Your Life: ⁠⁠lnkfi.re/SN-Goggins⁠⁠ #712 - Dr Jordan Peterson - How To Destroy Your Negative Beliefs: ⁠⁠lnkfi.re/SN-Peterson⁠⁠ #700 - Dr Andrew Huberman - The Secret Tools To Hack Your Brain: ⁠⁠lnkfi.re/SN-Huberman⁠⁠ - Get In Touch: Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chriswillx⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://www.twitter.com/chriswillx⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/modernwisdompodcast⁠⁠ Email: ⁠⁠https://chriswillx.com/contact⁠⁠ - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet. Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture, aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax. PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day. #MarkNormand #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Timestamps 00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus 01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories 04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion 06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn 11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters 13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand 15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness 17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media 18:01 Ari Shaffir's lifestyle vs family life 20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs 21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn 24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos 24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion 26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture 29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries 30:30 Mark's workout routine & fitness philosophy 35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors 37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar 39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison 40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities 41:30 Why success doesn't feel the way comics expect 42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing 43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE

The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 Also, check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: -

Tom Segura is a powerhouse. The comedian, actor, bestselling author, host, & co-founder of Your Mom's House Studios tells Dan Le Batard about his early dreams of making movies - never imagining he'd become one of the biggest comedians of all-time. Segura reflects on discovering stand-up after moving to Los Angeles to pursue acting, grinding through years of simply trying to make rent, and how podcasts and Netflix specials transformed his career. Tom also shares hilarious stories about his filterless Peruvian mother, “Charo,” growing up between two cultures, surviving a near-fatal overdose at 19, starting a bakery in Austin, and the lessons he's learning now about balancing fatherhood with a neverending work schedule. His latest Netflix special - “Teacher” - is now streaming and season two of “Bad Thoughts” premieres this month on Netflix. For all of Tom's latest podcasts from YMH Studios, tour dates, and more, go to TomSegura.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tom Segura is a powerhouse. The comedian, actor, bestselling author, host, & co-founder of Your Mom's House Studios tells Dan Le Batard about his early dreams of making movies - never imagining he'd become one of the biggest comedians of all-time. Segura reflects on discovering stand-up after moving to Los Angeles to pursue acting, grinding through years of simply trying to make rent, and how podcasts and Netflix specials transformed his career. Tom also shares hilarious stories about his filterless Peruvian mother, “Charo,” growing up between two cultures, surviving a near-fatal overdose at 19, starting a bakery in Austin, and the lessons he's learning now about balancing fatherhood with a neverending work schedule. His latest Netflix special - “Teacher” - is now streaming and season two of “Bad Thoughts” premieres this month on Netflix. For all of Tom's latest podcasts from YMH Studios, tour dates, and more, go to TomSegura.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code cave for sixty days for free! - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS. - Text BEARS to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. - Get 15% OFF your entire order @‌MANSCAPED with promo code BEARS at https://manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner #TCSociety - Brought to you by BetterHelp. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://BetterHelp.com/bears. - Order a bottle of Por Osos and some killer merch online https://drinkporosos.com Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by the always unpredictable Ari Shaffir, dropping in to promote “The End”, a bold, no-holds-barred storytelling series that serves as a spiritual sequel and final evolution of his cult-favorite show This Is Not Happening.This episode dives deep into Ari's return to long-form storytelling, breaking down how The End was independently produced with a stacked lineup featuring top-tier comics and a unique profit-sharing model that actually pays performers. The trio reflects on the evolution of comedy since Ari's original show, from Comedy Central's heyday to today's creator-driven landscape. The conversation spirals into outrageous personal stories, behind-the-scenes industry insights, and hilarious debates about everything from sobriety culture to the lost art of live storytelling. There's also an unforgettable deep dive into a near-collaboration with Tracy Morgan, a story that almost made it into final show, and the unhinged unseriousness of morning show promotional interviews. Check out The End, y'all! We legit worked hard on it here at Studio Jeans. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 327 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:37 - The End 00:04:13 - Big Dicks & Big Chicks 00:12:20 - The Missing Tracy Morgan Story 00:31:10 - Morning Show Chaos 00:43:47 - 2 Bears 5K 00:47:30 - Booze Tales & Sobriety Influencers 01:01:09 - Road Trip Stories 01:08:31 - Tito's Vodka & Final Thoughts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The End is near! Premieres tomorrow April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Today is the last day for the presale pricing! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see. Cody breaks down what it's like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways. Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show's legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit! Your Mom's House Ep. 855 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person 00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy 00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy 00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout 00:24:08 - Hungry Lion 00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's 00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels 00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors 00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters 00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania 00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans 00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets 01:03:31 - Piledrivers 01:07:12 - Nakedness 01:14:54 - Handshakes 01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition 01:28:56 - When Fans Attack 01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices