Stay Outta Riverdale

It's a Black Hood Bonanza, as we talk about "Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt " and "Chapter 34: Judgement Night ", wherein the identity of Riverdale's masked menace is revealed once again for the last time until next week! Also, street gangs hot dads and mafia sons oh my...

We talk about "Chapter 32: Prisoners", which is such a bonkers and all over the map episode that it turned our brains to mush and the podcast is even more freewheeling than usual. We even used the same title joke as last time. Don't blame us, blame Riverdale.

Hey, we're still alive and podcasting! We begin to catch up on everything we missed by talking about Riverdale's amazing musical episode, A Night To Remember,

Our crack team of political insiders dishes on the twin elections in Riverdale, as well as the dubious wisdom behind the new Cheryl storyline. Here's the Outline article we mention: https://theoutline.com/post/3830/riverdale-archie-fascism?zd=2&zi=lpiksyuu

Oh hey, we came back. We get up to speed on all the many developments in Riverdale, and Graham complains a lot about Chic Cooper. The episode title is a Scott Pilgrim joke did you get it

Nana Blossom is back and nothing else matters. Kate and Graham go in on this and other, less important, elements of the mid season finale!

We're late but worth the wait as we dive into this very weird and eventful episode! Was the Riverdale Reaper truly brought to justice? Will Andre get a chance to show off his martial arts skills? Are the South Side Serpents the least badass motorcycle gang in history? We talk about all this and more!

The podcast which you are about to listen to is the account of the episode of Riverdale which befell a group of two youths, in particular Kate Killet and her invalid co host Graham. It is all the more tragic in that those who are discussing the episode are so young. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre episodes in the annals of Riverdale history, Tales From The Dark Side.

Stranger Things episode! Riverdale was off this week, so we take a detour to Hawkins. Graham is joined by Jill Krajewski and bona fide 80s kid Jay Ferguson to run down the continuing adventures of Mike, Eleven, and the gang. Mostly we all love Steve Harrington. And who doesn't?

Kate's back! We talk about Riverdale's surprising class consciousness, celebrate the greatness of Cheryl Blossom, and analyze the long awaited arrival of the Sugarman.

Graham rides solo to break down this weeks episode of Riverdale. Plus, we use state of the art audio technology, courtesy of our friend Katie Jensen, to analyze the Black Hood's phone call.

Anna Fitzpatrick returns for a wide ranging conversation about The Black Hood's questionable moral code, the Lodge family's NYC bona fides, and the hard to define timeline of what's going on. We also rag on Jeff Goldblum for the first little while, so if you don't want to hear that you should skip ahead to 11:00. AND the audio on this one got all screwed up, so sorry. Fun episode though!

Katie Jensen returns to talk about Archie's new gang of vigilantes, the mysteries of Hiram's Study, and how newly minted murderer The Black Hood fits into the pantheon of American serial killers. Also, Kate sings and raps.

Russ Martin returns to discuss the scourge of jingle jangle on our nation's streets and to offer his in depth ranking of how hot all the guys on the show are. We're extremely back on our bullshit this week with another long as hell episode, but a lot of it is about Mark Consuelos, so that's something.

Riverdale is BACK, baby! Kate and Graham break down the season two premiere, contemplate the mystery of the masked assassin, and at one point Graham gets unneccesarily specific about lens choices.

Why wait for spoilers when we can make our own? Vanessa Robak of the Crystal Ballroom Podcast uses her tarot expertise to help us tap into the occult and find out what the future holds for the citizens of Riverdale. Find Vanessa at https://www.facebook.com/dogmaandritual!

Kate and Graham watch and comment on the Riverdale Season 1 DVD Special Features and are charmed once again by the actors. Then we talk about some news about the new season. Also, I tried to make the audio better on this one, I have no idea if it worked or not.

Kate and Graham return from an accidentally long hiatus to discuss their hopes, dreams, and predictions for the upcoming season of Riverdale.

Broadcaster Raina Douris and Writer/TV Expert Alex Hughes join Graham to talk about where the good citizens of Riverdale stand after the season one finale. Kate is on a magical mystery tour through America but it's a good episode anyway!

Kate and Graham register their reactions to the revelation of Jason's murderer, speculate on what mysteries still remain, and Kate auditions for the role of Replacement Reggie. She also had a plane to catch, so this is a short one (for us)!

Kate and Graham celebrate Homecoming and the impending revelation of Jason's killer with a supersized Murder Board, and introduce the official Stay Outta Riverdale Culprit Theory. Also, Kate craves a daily milkshake.

We do a quick rundown of some breaking Riverdale news, and then Dilly Dally's Katie Monks stops by to watch the 2001 Josie And The Pussycats movie and we surprise ourselves by having a pretty serious conversation about the movie's anti-establishment subtext.

CBC's Raina Douris swings by to dissect the internal politics of the River Vixens, evaluate just how messed up the teens of Riverdale really are, and of course to try and guess what base Archie and Veronica got to.

Graham indulges his sweet tooth in this bonus episode about the sordid world of real life maple syrup production and history's biggest syrup heist! (This week's real episode goes up on Wednesday)

Podcast maven Katie Jensen joins to discuss the return of Barb/Ethel Muggs, the class divide in Riverdale, and to provide a long awaited exegesis on the show's costuming.

We're back, and only a little late! Graham and Kate are joined by Cristina Naccarato (Specifics), Sam Bielanski (PONY), and Sara Fegelman(Bueller) - your new favourite Josie & The Pussycats cover band - to talk about the 2001 movie (which Graham has never seen) and their upcoming Riverdale Prom night (https://www.facebook.com/events/1724224444554359/). This episode rules, and I'm also supposed to tell you that DJ Wolf Pup will be DJing at the show on Friday. If you're reading this after April 7 2017 disregard that last part, but still listen to the episode.

We got too busy to make the cool special episode we promised, so instead Graham does a quick rundown of a couple of recent Riverdale headlines, live from the empty apartment he's moving out of!

Riverdale is on hiatus, but your faithful podcast hosts never sleep! Graham and Kate take a moment to catch their breath and talk about their feelings for the show halfway through the first season, plus Graham tries out some new audio processing tricks to hopefully make this our most dynamically consistent episode ever!

Anna Fitzpatrick and Averill Smith sit down with Graham and Kate to evaluate Riverdale's club culture, pass judgement on some Dads, and try to pick the most classic Fredheads album.

Brock McLaughlin joins Kate and Graham to review Riverdale High's glitzy talent show, analyze the misadventures of Miles "Jazz Dad" McCoy, and lobby hard for that sweet sweet Cover Girl sponsorship. This is our longest episode ever! We did it!

Kate and Graham are joined by Vice's Jill Krajewski to talk shipping, whether anybody cares about Archie's musical career, and the rich and sticky history of the Riverdale maple syrup trade.

Kate and Graham bid a not so fond farewell to The Talented Ms. Grundy, mourn the loss of the Twilight Drive In, and learn a lesson in supportive parenting from the Moms and Dads of Riverdale (except Alice).

Episode 5 goes up tomorrow (Wednesday Feb. 22) afternoon! In the meantime, enjoy a special message from friend of the pod Russ Martin.

Kate and Graham are joined by author and TV writer Russ Martin to take a look at this week's very special episode of Riverdale.

Kate and Graham are joined by special guest Paul Chin to discuss the relative merits of the new Josie & The Pussycats, take a look at the newly rebooted Archie Comics, and wonder when Jughead's gonna eat a dang burger already.

Kate and Graham run down their unbridled love of the first episode of RIVERDALE, discuss the new takes on these old characters, and argue over whether Josie And The Pussycats are jerks or stars. With special guest Sophia Matilda.

Kate and Graham bask in enthusiastic anticipation for the premiere of RIVERDALE, discuss updating Archie and the gang for a new era, and dig deep on Jughead actor Cole Sprouse.