*New Episodes Thursdays 7AM ET* From college at Syracuse University to real life in NYC, Matt and Sam have been friends for 5 years — nothing more, nothing less. Now that they're roommates, they've got stories to tell about learning how to adult, going on dates, apartment living and keeping things S…
It’s Sam’s big day of questions and Matt’s mediocre day of answers! Find out what’s going on with Sam’s karma and what’s on Sam's mind about Matt's dinner plate!
A little bit of dating in our lives, a little bit of Bachelor Monday nights, a little Ash Wednesday we don’t understand, a little bit of Password at the end.
Tristan slept with Jordyn, Khloe has a baby with Tristan, and Jordyn’s best friends with Kylie and Matt and Sam are irrelevant, trying their best this episode to keep up with the Kardashians
Matt thought babies were made with a lawn mower and Sam thought they came from cookie dough! It’s a Valentine's day themed episode so be sure to watch your butt for Cupid’s arrow!
Malcolm’s in the middle!.... of a huge fight that broke out in the middle of this week’s episode. Plus, how social media is changing, and possibly ruining, the next generation. Stay tuned!
What do strippers, Uber drivers and monogamy all have in common?They’re all mentioned in this wiiiiiild ride of an episode, as Matt and Sam go on their weirdest train of thought yet!
Sam and Matt are on their way to having 100 babies... well, in the Sims. Find out how starting a virtual family has Sam thinking about the future and Matt thinking about nothing as per usual. all that and more this episode!
It's hard to be the single one of the group. That's why Matt and Sam are diving into the dating pool head first and exploring the stressful, exciting, and awkward world of first dates. When should you make the first move? What should you talk about? We got you covered.
SEASON 3 BITCHES! It's been a while, so Matt and Sam decided it was the perfect time to recap their friendship from the very beginning. 4 years of college and now an apartment in NYC, these two have been through a LOT. Hear their humble beginnings (well, as humble as attending Syracuse University can be) now!
Matt and Sam take a pettiness test to see how betchy they are.
It's VMA week! Too bad Matt and Sam won't be there this year. Instead, this episode includes some advice on how eat well when you have 0 time in your life. Matt and Sam also give some #senioryear advice to all those going back to school for the last hurrah.
Matt decides whether or not he should let someone in his life go for good. Sam had a slow week, so she just answered Matt's questions.
More money, more alcohol (unless your Matt). This week, Matt and Sam try to calculate how much money Sam spent in her last semester at Syracuse.
After 10 months, Matt and Sam finally reveal what really happened during their internship search in L.A.
After a Fourth of July ~break~ Matt and Sam decide whether they are peaking or valleying. Matt also gives Sam some tips on how to perfect going to a party without knowing anyone but the host!
This week (or his whole life, we don't know)Matt can't figure out when the morning ends and the afternoon starts. Sam struggles to figure out what her hobbies are... or passion... or motivation.
Seatbelts everyone! This week, Matt and Sam went to the Pride March in NYC and share their experience. Also, the two make a very difficult hypothetical choice: Would you rather have a husband of children?
Buckle your seatbelts ladies and dads! Father's day came and went, and so did Matt's encounter with his ex! Also, find out from Sam what drives any dog insane.
Time to shower you with some knowledge! Matt and Sam teach you how to find out how much time you spend on each app on your phone AND reveal their most used apps.
Listening to this episode of Strictly Platonic, you will learn the following: 1) The meaning and origin of the word "Gesundheit" 2) How someone attempted to network with Sam the wrong way 3) Who Matt met on the train this week
Matt and Sam are officially alumni of Syracuse University. Post grad life has been... interesting. Sam took a family trip to Italy and Matt is working on figuring out how to live at home. Buckle in for Season 2!!
Sam and Matt update you on their job search... or lack there of.
Back from spring break, Sam has strep throat, Matt's grandma is a basketball god and we gotta basketball game tomorrow!!
Matt had an issue with his delivery man, Sam has nodes, and both have different relationships with their hairstylists.
Matt has been OBSESSED with the winter Olympics and Sam remembers a LOT about her dream last night.
Mazel Tov! This week, Matt and Sam break down how their fake Z89 wedding came to be. Also, Matt got summoned for jury duty and needed some help to get out of it.
Theme of this week: Tangents. Matt and Sam discuss everything from Matt's plant babies, Sam's lack of TV antenna knowledge, and their grandmothers both named Phyllis!
This week, Sam explores what her mom thinks is "being a good jew" and Matt brings some funky beans to the table... literally!
We're so sorry for the hiatus but Matt and Sam are busy bees! The two are back in Upstate New York: Matt is a new parent and Sam pulled a pretty mean prank.
Thanksgiving recap time! With only 2 weeks left in LA, Matt and Sam tell you about their turkey time. Also, fresh off the recent Matt Lauer sexual harassment allegations, Matt and Sam give their takes on the future of the entertainment industry.
Did ya miss us? I know you did. In the two weeks we were lazy, Matt turned 21, Sam got a new beer mug and we changed formats. Enjoy!
It may have taken 6 hours to film, but American Ninja Warrior was one of Matt and Sam's favorite tapings yet! Plus, we chat about what Halloween means (or doesn't mean) to us.
Matt and Sam are halfway through their journey in LA! They recap their time and also talk about Sam's upcoming date ;)
Matt and Sam are very different employees — but we discover why neither of us are perfect.
Matt and Sam (and Sarah) had an urge for cake, so they went on an adventure — and Sam got trapped! And they talk about their old, embarrassing Facebook pics, too.
Sam reminds Matt of some of their freshman year first impressions. Then, they're joined by roommates Cass and Sarah to see how well they've gotten to know each other!
Sam shares the valuable life lessons she learned from playing the Sims. Matt explains why he didn't talk to Tyler Oakley when running into him.
Matt explains his missed connection with a boy at the Chelsea Handler talk show taping. Sam admits to being indecisive during her first LA date.
Matt & Sam started their classes in LA, but already hit drama when it comes to packing lunch. Who knew that lunch boxes would cause so much stress?
Matt & Sam made it to LA! In today's episode, they'll set goals for their first week and set some "house rules" for living together.