Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

Ted and Michael have to write a lot of sketches each season. Here's how they do it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht. In addition to your hosts Ted O'Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O'Gorman, Mike O'Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker. Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media. https://tedandmichael.mischiefmedia.com/ The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman

Our end-of-season livestream is TODAY and you don't want to miss it: sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback! See you tonight, May 12, 6pm Eastern at this link!  

Sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback... it's our End of Season Livestream! We'll see you at May 12, 6pm Eastern at this link! ~*~ Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media.  

A classic soda now has zero calories. Prime Minister Winston Churchill plays Candyland. Ted and Michael see a shrink. ~*~ Credits: “Diet Rita”Dad: Mike O'GormanJimmy: Michael SmithConstruction Guy 1: Ted O'GormanDoctor: Gillian PensavalleKid: Eddy LeeGuy 1/Jingle: James Monroe IglehartWoman 1: Aneesa FoldsMax: Nik WalkerSully: Andrew BancroftWoman 2: Ted O'GormanConstruction Guy 2: Emmanuel PolycarpeWoman 2: Ted O'GormanConstruction Guy 2: Emmanuel PolycarpeLittle Girl: Janice McIntyreMrs. Covax: Hallie O'Gorman “Churchill Plays Candyland”Churchill: Ted O'Gorman “Ted and Michael See a Shrink”Ted O'Gorman, Michael SmithDr. M: James Monroe Iglehart ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.   

Christopher Walken finally got wind of all the sketches…and he wants revenge. A new Fraud Kit for people that want to look like they do volunteer work. A new episode of the morning show “Top ‘O The Mornin'” brings a guest with a dubious invention. Ted prepares a Christmasey surprise for Michael and Gillian. ~*~ Credits: “Walken Revenge”Michael SmithWalken: Mike O'Gorman “Fraud Kits: Volunteer”Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle “Morning Show: Penis Inhaler”Donna: Ted O'GormanKip: Michael SmithBruce: Eddy Lee “Ted's Home Alone”Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.   

A new service combines medicine and lunch. The singing bully is in the library! Classic actor Peter Lorre reads Mad Libs, written by sixth graders. Ted's using a new phrase that Michael cannot stand. ~*~ Credits: “Sandwich MD”V.O.: Nik WalkerPatient: Michael SmithReceptionist: Gillian PensavalleMr. Fletcher: James Monroe IglehartOld man: Patrick McCartneyClerk: Andrew BancroftTestimonial 1: April SicklerTestimonial 2: Aneesa FoldsTestimonial 3: Eddy LeeMrs. Harrison: Janice McIntyre “Singing Bully 3”Desmond: Ted O'GormanHarry: Michael SmithV.O./Librarian: GillianCarter: Mike O'Gorman “Peter Lorre Mad Libs”V.O.: Michael Smith “Slutty Little Mouth” Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.   

Comedian Stephen Wright performs as a baby. “Sandals Paradise” is back, with another really specific hotel offering! We present more “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever.” Comedian Stephen Wright performs as an 11-year-old. A guy fills his resume with truths. ~*~ “Young Stephen Wright 1”Stephen Wright: Ted O'Gorman “Sandals Paradise 2”V.O.: Michael SmithHusband: Ted O'GormanWife: Gillian Pensavalle “Things You Should Never Say: 6”V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyreGuy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik WalkerMan: Michael Smith, C. Julian JimenezGuy 1: James Monroe Iglehart, Eddy LeeWoman 1: Aneesa Folds, April SicklerPrepper: Patrick McCartneyCrotch Woman: Hallie O'Gorman “Young Stephen Wright: 2”Stephen Wright: Ted O'Gorman “Resume Guy”Boss: Ted O'GormanJoe: Michael Smith ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network. 

The show transforms into the style of “Martin and Lewis.”Michael reveals his admiration for Zac Efron.There's a new home DNA test, with a basketball legend at the helm. ~*~ Credits: “Martin and Lewis 1”Vampire: Ted O'GormanMichael Smith, Gillian PensavalleV.O.: Patrick McCartneyWoman: Hallie O'GormanLeonardo: Andrew Bancroft “Zac Efron”Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle “Martin and Lewis 2”Vampire: Ted O'GormanMichael Smith, Gillian PensavalleV.O.: Patrick McCartneyWoman: Hallie O'GormanLeonardo: Andrew Bancroft “33 + Me”Larry Bird/Icelandic Guy: Ted O'GormanGuy: Michael SmithWoman: Gillian Pensavalle “Martin and Lewis 3”Vampire: Ted O'GormanMichael Smith, Gillian PensavalleV.O.: Patrick McCartneyWoman: Hallie O'GormanLeonardo: Andrew Bancroft ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network. 

Australians deliver bad news. Gillian helps Ted and Michael with their website bios. There's a new impulse item to class up your bedtime. Ted and Michael unlock more hidden celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers. Gillian, Michael, and Ted get a visit from a “radio magician.” ~*~ Credits: "Australian Bad News: 1" V.O.: Michael Smith Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Andrew Bancroft, Mike O'Gorman Gal: India Hooi  "Inner City" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Bedtime Corsages" V.O.: Andrew Bancroft Man: Ted O'Gorman Woman: Janice McIntyre "Celeb Smash Bros. 7" V.O.: Ameeta Ganatra, Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith Various Impressions: Michael O'Gorman Dora the Explorer: Aneesa Folds "Casper Mirage" Ted/Casper: Ted O'Gorman Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Australian Bad News: 2" V.O.: Michael Smith Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Andrew Bandcroft, Mike O'Gorman Gal: India Hooi ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network. 

We present more “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever.”It's time to shower with Mike!Mike O'Gorman wants to take a larger hand in the show.A new cologne for jerks that want to create… suspicion. ~*~ Credits: "Things You Should Never Say: 5" V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik Walker Man: Michael Smith, C. Julian Jiminez Guy 1: James Monroe Iglehart, Eddy Lee Woman 1: Aneesa Folds, April Sickler Prepper: Patrick McCartney Crotch Woman: Hallie O'Gorman "Shower Wtih Mike: 7" V.O.: Ted O'Gorman Mike: Michael Smith Wilguins: Emmanuel Polycarpe "OG Challenges Ted" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle, Mike O'Gorman "Suspicion Cologne" V.O.: Gillian Pensavalle Woman: Hallie O'Gorman ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network. 

Ted and Michael go… noir. A new medical condition exists with a stunningly medieval remedy…for some people's most intimate of areas. Supervillain Bane has to walk through Santacon! Ted and Michael answer fan mail. ~*~ Credits: "Ted and Michael Noir: 1" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle Good: Patrick McCartney "Swiss Cheese Penis"V.O.: C. Julian Jimenez Man 1: Ted O'Gorman Man 2: Eddy Lee Man 3: Patrick McCartney "Bane at Santacon" V.O./Drunk 1: Ted O'Gorman Bane: Michael Smith Drunk 4 (Woman): Gillian Pensavalle Drunk 2 (Man): Eddy Lee Drunk 3 (Woman): Hallie O'Gorman Conductor: April Sickler "Ted and Michael Noir: 2"Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Fan Mail" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network. 

Quint from the movie “Jaws” does the narration from “A Christmas Story.” Ted, Michael, and Gillian discuss what charities to donate to. Ted, Michael, and Gillian play a new game called “What's In A Sip?” “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever” is back! ~*~ Credits: "Quint Does Ralphie: 1" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "Charity Conversation" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Quint Does Ralphie: 2" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "What's in a Sip" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Quint Does Ralphie: 3" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "Things You Should Never Say: 4"V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik Walker Man: Michael Smith, C. Julian Jimenez Guy 1: James Monroe Iglehart, Eddy Lee Woman 1: Aneesa Folds, April Sickler Prepper: Patrick McCartney Crotch Woman: Hallie O'Gorman ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network. 

Ted and Michael unlock more hidden celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers.Gillian still has a gun!A morning show welcomes a diet-pushing hypnotist. ~*~ "Celeb Smash Bros. 6" V.O.: Ameeta Ganatra, Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith Various impressions: Michael O'Gorman Dora the Explorer: Aneesa Folds "Gillian Has a Gun 2" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Morning Show: Tooth Cake: Donna: Ted O'Gorman Kip: Michael Smith Marius: James Monroe Iglehart ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.   

A new product satisfies a child's craving for frosting with some kick! Method actor Christopher Walken finds himself in the belly of a whale. Ted and Michael attempt a phone writing session. The singing bully is in the cafeteria! ~*~ CREDITS: "Sriraching": V.O.: Ted O'Gorman Mom: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Candice: Aneesa Folds "Walken and the Whale" V.O.: Ted O'Gorman "Phone Meeting" Ted O'Gorman Michael Smith Carol: Gillian Pensavalle "Singing Bully 2: V.O.: Gillian Pensavalle Desmond: Ted O'Gorman Harry: Michael Smith Carter: Mike O'Gorman ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network. 

A late night talk show takes place in the stomach of an obnoxious nine-year-old. Ted and Michael share their favorite holiday traditions. A new product provides support for…some people's most intimate of areas. Werner Herzog is back! And he's very sleepy. ~*~ Credits: "Late Night in Billly's Stomach" Announcer/V.O.: Aneesa Folds Spearmint: Michael Smith Waxy: Ted O'Gorman Bubbilicious: James Monroe Igleheart Powdered Donut Hole: April Sickler "Ted and Michael Holidays" Ted O'Gorman Michael Smith Gillian Pensavalle "Sag Bag" V.O.: Michael Smith Guy 1: Ted O'Gorman Woman: Gillian Pensavalle Guy 2: Eddy Lee Guy 3: Andrew Bancroft Guy 4: James Monroe Igleheart "Werner's Fever Dreams" Werner: Ted O'Gorman Zahn: Michael Smith Nazi Ned: Patrick McCartney ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network. 

Season Three of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones will be available on all podcast platforms on January 11th, with new episodes every Tuesday. Season Three features the voice talents of Aneesa Folds, James Monroe Iglehart, Nik Walker, Eddy Lee, Andrew Bancroft, Julian Jiménez, Janice McIntyre , Patrick McCartney, Emmanuel Polycarpe , April Sickler, Mike O'Gorman, Hallie O'Gorman, and Gillian Pensavalle. You can find full credits, episodes, transcripts, and more at TedandMichael.com 

Robert DeNiro doesn’t know who he is. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. A new fraud kit is perfect for emotionally manipulative parents. Ted and Michael go to sleep in their new bunk beds.   Cast: 'I’m Robert DeNiro' Robert DeNiro: Ted O’Gorman  Joe Pesci: Michael Paul Smith  Nurse: Gillian Pensavalle Doctor: Hallie O’Gorman Martin Scorcese: Nik Walker   'Scenes For A Visual Medium: Monsters' V.O: Gillian Pensavalle Anchor: Michael Paul Smith Reporter: Alison Levering Wong Producer: Ted O’Gorman   '"You Broke Something" Fraud Kit' Mom: Gillian Pensavalle Kids: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith   'Bed Time' Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman  

Ted and Michael set up a “Fish Track.” Lieutenant Columbo takes an improv class. Three friends enter a jazz haunted house. A new product scares sexual harassers. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial!   Cast: "Fish Track" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle   "Columbo Takes an Improv Class" Columbo: Ted O’Gorman  V.O: Michael Paul Smith Teacher: Gillian Pensavalle Student: Hallie O’Gorman   "Jazz Haunted House" Barker: Mike Houston Friends: Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle Benny Goodman: Michael Paul Smith Rod Stewart: Ted O’Gorman Billie Holiday: J. Julian Christopher   "Bloody Severed Penis" V.O/Man 2: Michael Paul Smith Man 1: Ted O’Gorman Krista: Gillian Pensavalle   "Hogwarts Canada 3" Testimonials: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Mike Houston, J. Julian Christopher, Alison Levering Wong   Credits: Gunnar Olsen - Trancer https://soundcloud.com/gunnarolsenmusic

Elle Woods takes a dark turn in life in a new “Legally Blonde” movie. Sean Connery reads a Wikipedia summary of a Tyler Perry movie. Ted and Michael unlock more celebrity characters in Smash Brothers. Cast: "Legally Blonde 3" [Parts 1 and 2] V.O: Ted O’Gorman Elle: Hallie O’Gorman Judge: Michael Paul Smith Lawyer: Gillian Pensavalle "Connery Reads Madea" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Sean Connery: Ted O’Gorman "Celebrity Smash Bros 5" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Celebrities: Mike O’Gorman

Elle Woods takes a dark turn in life in a new “Legally Blonde” movie. Sean Connery reads a Wikipedia summary of a Tyler Perry movie. Ted and Michael unlock more celebrity characters in Smash Brothers.   Cast: "Legally Blonde 3" [Parts 1 and 2] V.O: Ted O’Gorman Elle: Hallie O’Gorman Judge: Michael Paul Smith Lawyer: Gillian Pensavalle   "Connery Reads Madea" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Sean Connery: Ted O’Gorman   "Celebrity Smash Bros 5" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Celebrities: Mike O’Gorman

Don Draper from the 90’s has another pitch. Ted and Michael analyze another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon. A lady tries to plan a trip to the movies with her professional athlete boyfriend. A grade school bully has additional talents. Cast: "90’s Draper 2" Draper, Exec: Mike O’Gorman Roger: Ted O’Gorman "Wall Street Journal Cartoons Described 3" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith "Pro Athlete Boyfriend 2" Athlete: Michael Paul Smith  Girlfriend: Gillian Pensavalle "The Singing Bully" Victims: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Bully: Mike O’Gorman

Don Draper from the 90’s has another pitch. Ted and Michael analyze another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon. A lady tries to plan a trip to the movies with her professional athlete boyfriend. A grade school bully has additional talents.   Cast: "90’s Draper 2" Draper, Exec: Mike O’Gorman Roger: Ted O’Gorman   "Wall Street Journal Cartoons Described 3" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith   "Pro Athlete Boyfriend 2" Athlete: Michael Paul Smith  Girlfriend: Gillian Pensavalle   "The Singing Bully" Victims: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Bully: Mike O’Gorman

Michael pitches Ted some new business ideas. Spud (from “Trainspotting”) irons his pants. A member of the Baseball Furies (from “The Warriors”) tries to sneak out of the house at night. The Emperor (from “Star Wars”) orders dinner at a Mexican restaurant. The sound of the barber shop’s electric hair clippers has been replaced by a...less annoying sound? Cast: "Business Ideas" Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman "Spud Irons His Pants" Spud: Michael Paul Smith "Baseball Fury Sneaks Out" Dad: Ted O’Gorman Fury: Michael Paul Smith "Emperor Orders Lunch" Emperor: Ted O’Gorman Paul: Michael Paul Smith Sara: Hallie O’Gorman "Hannity Clippers" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Barber: Ted O’Gorman Testimonials: Gillian Pensavalle, Ted O’Gorman, Luke Sholl

Michael pitches Ted some new business ideas. Spud (from “Trainspotting”) irons his pants. A member of the Baseball Furies (from “The Warriors”) tries to sneak out of the house at night. The Emperor (from “Star Wars”) orders dinner at a Mexican restaurant. The sound of the barber shop’s electric hair clippers has been replaced by a...less annoying sound?   Cast: "Business Ideas" Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman   "Spud Irons His Pants" Spud: Michael Paul Smith   "Baseball Fury Sneaks Out" Dad: Ted O’Gorman Fury: Michael Paul Smith   "Emperor Orders Lunch" Emperor: Ted O’Gorman Paul: Michael Paul Smith Sara: Hallie O’Gorman   "Hannity Clippers" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Barber: Ted O’Gorman Testimonials: Gillian Pensavalle, Ted O’Gorman, Luke Sholl

Ted and Michael present select scenes from their prospective blockbuster action/thriller.   Cast: "Irish Cop" Marty McLaren/Michelle Rodriguez: Ted O’Gorman Irish Sarge/American Commissioner: Michael Paul Smith Tyrone Tipperary: Emmanuel Polycarpe Donut guy: Richie Kormos Morris Spiegelman: Luke Sholl Clerk: Nick Costa

Ted and Michael present select scenes from their prospective blockbuster action/thriller. Cast: "Irish Cop" Marty McLaren/Michelle Rodriguez: Ted O’Gorman Irish Sarge/American Commissioner: Michael Paul Smith Tyrone Tipperary: Emmanuel Polycarpe Donut guy: Richie Kormos Morris Spiegelman: Luke Sholl Clerk: Nick Costa

The Joker gets a pedicure. Ted and Michael surprise Gillian with their new Rube Goldberg machine. Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game “Smash Brothers.” Sean Connery needs someone to spare a square! A new fraud kit is out for those who want to pretend to be orphans. Cast: "Joker Gets A Pedicure" The Joker: Karl Queensborough "Rube Goldberg Machine" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Celebrity Smash Brothers" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Celebrities: Mike O’Gorman "Connery Needs TP" Sean Connery: Ted O’Gorman "Orphan Fraud Kit" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Mitch: Ted O’Gorman Stephanie: Gillian Pensavalle Peter: J. Julian Christopher Alan: Mike Houston

The Joker gets a pedicure. Ted and Michael surprise Gillian with their new Rube Goldberg machine. Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game “Smash Brothers.” Sean Connery needs someone to spare a square! A new fraud kit is out for those who want to pretend to be orphans.   Cast: "Joker Gets A Pedicure" The Joker: Karl Queensborough   "Rube Goldberg Machine" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle   "Celebrity Smash Brothers" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Celebrities: Mike O’Gorman   "Connery Needs TP" Sean Connery: Ted O’Gorman   "Orphan Fraud Kit" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Mitch: Ted O’Gorman Stephanie: Gillian Pensavalle Peter: J. Julian Christopher Alan: Mike Houston

Gillian gets a gun, and it completely changes her and Michael’s behavior. Werner Herzog calls Steve Zahn and leaves an emotional voicemail. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial. Steve Zahn calls Werner back.   Cast:  "Gillian Gets A Gun" Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman   "Werner Calls Zahn" Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman  Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith   "Scenes For A Visual Medium: Dress" Woman: Gillian Pensavalle Man: Michael Paul Smith     "Hogwarts Canada 2" Testimonials: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Alison Levering Wong   "Zahn Calls Werner" Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman  Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith   Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5

Gillian gets a gun, and it completely changes her and Michael’s behavior. Werner Herzog calls Steve Zahn and leaves an emotional voicemail. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial. Steve Zahn calls Werner back. Cast:  "Gillian Gets A Gun" Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman "Werner Calls Zahn" Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman  Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith "Scenes For A Visual Medium: Dress" Woman: Gillian Pensavalle Man: Michael Paul Smith   "Hogwarts Canada 2" Testimonials: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Alison Levering Wong "Zahn Calls Werner" Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman  Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5

There’s a new hit streaming series called “Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee” Booze is now consumable anywhere by prescription! Brad Pitt has a new brand of tequila.   Cast:  "Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee" Sal Giorgio: Ted O’Gorman Guy Zetella: Mike Houston Producer: Michael Paul Smith Waitress: Gillian Pensavalle   "Emotional Support Booze" Doctor/V.O: Ted O’Gorman Patient: Hallie O’Gorman Patient 2: Gillian Pensavalle Security Guard, Man, Boss: Michael Paul Smith   "Casa Enemigos" V.O: Gillian Pensavalle Brad Pitt: Michael Paul Smith   Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5 Additional Music:  Jason Nyberg - Frank's Place - Sounds Incredible Publishing Music: Inspire by Wavecont  https://www.wavecont.com/ Video Link: https://youtu.be/jtSf2AXYefg

There’s a new hit streaming series called “Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee” Booze is now consumable anywhere by prescription! Brad Pitt has a new brand of tequila. Cast:  "Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee" Sal Giorgio: Ted O’Gorman Guy Zetella: Mike Houston Producer: Michael Paul Smith Waitress: Gillian Pensavalle "Emotional Support Booze" Doctor/V.O: Ted O’Gorman Patient: Hallie O’Gorman Patient 2: Gillian Pensavalle Security Guard, Man, Boss: Michael Paul Smith "Casa Enemigos" V.O: Gillian Pensavalle Brad Pitt: Michael Paul Smith Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5 Additional Music:  Jason Nyberg - Frank's Place - Sounds Incredible Publishing Music: Inspire by Wavecont  https://www.wavecont.com/ Video Link: https://youtu.be/jtSf2AXYefg

A Reading Rainbow segment has a slightly weird book report. A new product is on the market for those that want to appear intentionally bald. A Reading Rainbow segment has a weirder book report. A new product suggests extreme measures to prevent oversleeping. A Reading Rainbow segment has an off-the-charts bizarre book report. A new product combines ice cream and facial hair. The final Reading Rainbow segment has an unbelievably inappropriate book report.   Cast:    "Reading Rainbow 1" Boy: Ted O’Gorman   "Hair Fuzz Cap" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Woman 1: Gillian Pensavalle Woman 2: Hallie O’Gorman   "Reading Rainbow 2" Boy: Mike O’Gorman   "Surprise Scalding Hot Water" V.O: J. Julian Christopher Testimonials: Nick Costa, Gillian Pensavalle, Mike Houston, Michael Paul Smith   "Reading Rainbow 3" Boy: Michael Paul Smith   "Mustachio Ice Cream" V.O: Luke Sholl Testimonials: Hallie O’Gorman, J. Julian Christopher, Gillian Pensavalle, Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith    "Reading Rainbow 4" Boy: Nick Costa   Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5 Original Music by Mike O'Gorman   Additional Music: Jason Farnham - Payday - https://youtu.be/-96SMUqYA1k Nikolai Heidlas - Back in Summer - https://soundcloud.com/nicolai-heidlas

A Reading Rainbow segment has a slightly weird book report. A new product is on the market for those that want to appear intentionally bald. A Reading Rainbow segment has a weirder book report. A new product suggests extreme measures to prevent oversleeping. A Reading Rainbow segment has an off-the-charts bizarre book report. A new product combines ice cream and facial hair. The final Reading Rainbow segment has an unbelievably inappropriate book report. Cast:  "Reading Rainbow 1" Boy: Ted O’Gorman "Hair Fuzz Cap" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Woman 1: Gillian Pensavalle Woman 2: Hallie O’Gorman "Reading Rainbow 2" Boy: Mike O’Gorman "Surprise Scalding Hot Water" V.O: J. Julian Christopher Testimonials: Nick Costa, Gillian Pensavalle, Mike Houston, Michael Paul Smith "Reading Rainbow 3" Boy: Michael Paul Smith "Mustachio Ice Cream" V.O: Luke Sholl Testimonials: Hallie O’Gorman, J. Julian Christopher, Gillian Pensavalle, Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith  "Reading Rainbow 4" Boy: Nick Costa Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5 Original Music by Mike O'Gorman Additional Music: Jason Farnham - Payday - https://youtu.be/-96SMUqYA1k Nikolai Heidlas - Back in Summer - https://soundcloud.com/nicolai-heidlas

Michael takes us on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. Tyburn Industries has a new “Fraud Kit” for people who want to pretend to be pregnant. A woman decides on what to order for dinner with her professional athlete boyfriend. Donald Trump and Stephen Miller play another round of the board game “Guess Who.” It’s the end of the Werner Herzog interview series with Steve Zahn...or is it?   Cast:  "Shower With Mike 6" Michael Paul Smith *Features original music by “Just Goose”   "Fraud Kits: Pregnancy" V.O: Michael Paul Smith “Mom”: Gillian Pensavalle   "Professional Athlete Boyfriend: Dinner" Girlfriend: Gillian Pensavalle Athlete: Michael Paul Smith   "Trump Guess Who 5" Donald Trump: Mike O’Gorman Stephen Miller: Michael Paul Smith  *Contains original music by Richie Kormos*   "Werner/Zahn 6" Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman FBI Agents: Mike Houston, J. Julian Christopher   Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5 Original Music by Just Goose Original Music by Richie Kormos

Michael takes us on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. Tyburn Industries has a new “Fraud Kit” for people who want to pretend to be pregnant. A woman decides on what to order for dinner with her professional athlete boyfriend. Donald Trump and Stephen Miller play another round of the board game “Guess Who.” It’s the end of the Werner Herzog interview series with Steve Zahn...or is it? Cast:  "Shower With Mike 6" Michael Paul Smith *Features original music by “Just Goose” "Fraud Kits: Pregnancy" V.O: Michael Paul Smith “Mom”: Gillian Pensavalle "Professional Athlete Boyfriend: Dinner" Girlfriend: Gillian Pensavalle Athlete: Michael Paul Smith "Trump Guess Who 5" Donald Trump: Mike O’Gorman Stephen Miller: Michael Paul Smith  *Contains original music by Richie Kormos* "Werner/Zahn 6" Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman FBI Agents: Mike Houston, J. Julian Christopher Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5 Original Music by Just Goose Original Music by Richie Kormos

Ted, Michael, and Gillian ponder what life without each other would be like. Hogwarts has a new campus...in Canada! The Neo-Nazi movement is seeking new forms of musical recruitment. Werner Herzog is back with his series of involuntary interviews with Steve Zahn.   Cast: “If We Didn’t Know Each Other” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle   “Hogwarts Canada 1” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike Houston, J. Julian Christopher   “Nazi Philharmonic” Tom: Michael Paul Smith  Kelly: Gillian Pensavalle Cedric: Ted O’Gorman   “Werner/Zahn 5” Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman   Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5 Original Music by Just Goose

Ted, Michael, and Gillian ponder what life without each other would be like. Hogwarts has a new campus...in Canada! The Neo-Nazi movement is seeking new forms of musical recruitment. Werner Herzog is back with his series of involuntary interviews with Steve Zahn. Cast: “If We Didn’t Know Each Other” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle “Hogwarts Canada 1” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Mike O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Hallie O’Gorman, Mike Houston, J. Julian Christopher “Nazi Philharmonic” Tom: Michael Paul Smith  Kelly: Gillian Pensavalle Cedric: Ted O’Gorman “Werner/Zahn 5” Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman Credits:  Media Provided by Pond5 Original Music by Just Goose

Quint from the movie “Jaws” was at last year’s premiere party. He’d like you to come to this year’s virtual premiere party on April 22nd at 6pm EST at BPN.fm/tedandmichael

Gillian and Hallie prefer Ted and Michael in small doses...and one at a time.

Gillian and Hallie prefer Ted and Michael in small doses... and one at a time.

Sean Connery has graciously agreed to record this promo for season two of "Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones" by telling this completely true story.

Sean Connery has graciously agreed to record this promo for season two of "Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones" by telling this completely true story.

Ted and Michael have made a Season Two promo with the help of an epic-sounding voiceover guy.    

Ted and Michael have made a Season Two promo with the help of an epic-sounding voiceover guy. Credits: Music by Cyril Nikitin Background Music For Videos: http://bit.ly/324Bsdt Cyril Nikitin's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2kVYhAk

Ted and Michael have a bold new idea. Gillian is...less than supportive. Season Two debuts April 22nd!

Ted, Michael, and friends present more things you should never, ever say on a first date… or probably ever. Steve Zahn plays the classic Nintendo game Punch Out. The “Hogwarts Boston” campus is amidst an advertising blitz, with a new commercial. There’s a new “fraud kit” for people who want to pretend to be pregnant, or just want the attention. Another marriage comes to an end at the hands of unabated karaoke.

Andre the Giant finds himself in a ball pit at Chuck ‘E Cheese. A new Sandals resort highlights a man learning about his wife’s dark secret. A man debriefs the feds about his alien abduction. New footage from Apollo 11 reveals some personal conflicts.

Michael describes another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon to Ted. Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. A new sunscreen specializes on parts that usually go unexposed to the sun. Method actor Christopher Walken fills in for Santa Claus. The “Hogwarts Boston” campus is amidst an advertising blitz, with a new commercial.

Andre the Giant visits a Spanish tapas bar. A new company offers full “fraud kits” for people who want to pretend to be successful. A new “Twilight Zone” episode features a guy who aims to make civil rights movements and other people’s identities all about himself.

Jason Bateman stars in a new, very Jason Bateman, movie. Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. Sam Elliott plays the classic Nintendo game Punch Out. A kidnapper questions his career choice.