The Florida Women

We're back from yet another life break! The Florida Women talk about B buying a home in Longwood Florida with a fancy office surrounded by deer and our recent theme park visit. Melissa touches a stingray for the first time and Bethany shows us the "best parts" of SeaWorld. Join us for Floridian chit-chat in the City Beautiful as we talk about the Electric Ocean Event at SeaWorld Orlando.

The Florida Women vist Fairvilla Megastore (the epic adult sex + Lingerie store on International Drive). We did a walk through of the entire store and it's epic! From our favorite sex toys, to an educational session, and the friendliness of the entire staff you must visit this store! If you've ever been nervous to walk into a sex store we have tips to help you confidently explore. Visit Fairviall Megastore Orlando, FL. BIG thank you to the staff for providing us with a full walk through and warm welcome.

We took a month off! We're sharing all the fun and exciting things we've been doing during our time away and discuss the live feed of the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial - it's juicy!

GASPARILLA! We did it, we sorta did it. Our awful AirBnB experience, our age was mocked at Gasparilla, and Oxford Exchange vibes we deserved. We also dive into a very inappropriate convo about our lady parts because we're the Florida Women.

We decided the new year doesn't being until 2.1.22, January is a shit show and it just doesn't count. GUYS, we had our first friendship fight and giving you the details. We also discuss how we met, setting boundaries and how M told fuck boys to fuck off. Enjoy this episode and cheers to 2022 starting a month late!

First episode of 2022! Season 2! We completed the Hot Ones Challenge and the questions we asked one another is good, real good Florida Women questions. DISCLAIMER: audio is not our typical higher quality on this episode. We were in a kitchen, talking while eating and our mouth was on fire so give us a break.

Meet Rosie our non-existent producer as we talk about the Twenty-One Pilots concert! We AirBnB it in Tampa and Melissa snore shames Bethany while she sleeps on concrete. We recommend you take a shot for every time you hear diarrhea during this episode. Cheers to one of our favorite places in Florida, TAMPA! Pura Vida shopping link: https://bit.ly/3pYg1dk Places we visited and recommend: The Armature, Dixie Dharma

Bethany is deaf, Greater Orlando Brussel Sprouts crawl 2022, Bethany embracing her inner influencer and we attend the, Sofas and Suds event by Tom and Dan of Orlando, FL in Sanford. We welcome our 1st guest, BK! We learn the origin story of friendships and that Melissa was "extra". Places & Events referenced: The Outpost, Sanford Brewing CO (Maitland), Celery City, Maitland Art Festival.

We take a trip to the greek festival in Maitland then drive directly to Hobe Sound for a soccer viewing party all on a Sunday. We discuss Melissa's teenage dream planner, sorta run out of gas (oops) and Bethany falls in love with a guy name Duffy.

We visit Bethany's favorite place - Cassadaga Florida the psychic capital of the world! We get tarot readings, a ghost asks us to turn our headlights off, we walk through the fairy garden at night and make an unexpected pit stop at The Cabbage Patch in Daytona Beach. Enjoy the laughter and explicit convo, friends! Find us on instagram: @TheFloridaWomen Wanna chat? Email us: theflwomen@gmail.com

Melissa visits Sarasota with her sister who has the best ass ever and Bethany talks about her Sarasota motel life. We have a poster idea y'all will love, an RV resort that is epic and Bethany learns how to properly say Melissa's name on meetings.

Bethany saged bad dick energy from Melissa's room and is becoming a witch, horoscopes and it's Libra season! Look out while Melissa longbottoms, but not the way Bethany longbottoms this month. We also discuss F.P.L's and Pumpkin Patching in the heat. This is Hotober aka October in Florida!

Let's talk about saaaax! Nothing is off limits on this VERY EXPLICIT episode. We take a sex quiz and talk about what matters in the bedroom .Find us on Instagram: @TheFloridaWomenEmail us to connect: theflwomen@gmail.com

Can you sing the peanut butter jelly song fast enough? We try. We also visit Sanford and talk about our favorite spots and favorite shots. Then we have a dramatic Florida birth place battle.Email us your favorite local spots that we must visit: theflwomen@gmail.comWe also like to share silly things on Instagram: @TheFloridaWomen

Our trip to Sebring, Florida! We discuss about our mural photo fail, the best meat Bethany has ever put in her mouth, Melissa's frustration with a pretend beach and swampness women problems. Come on a tour of Sebring (sorta) with us!

Does Bethany have a spider bite or pimple on her butt? She would blame it on a theme park either way. Sneaking liquor into theme parks, telling people to back off, 69-ing Bush Gardens, getting banned from Wet-n-Wild and a really gross undisclosed water park story. The good, bad and ugly of our local theme parks.

Today the FL ladies talk what category Floridian's actually care about, (pssst, it's a 4) real-life FL hurricane heroes (think strippers and rootbeer) and some truly inspired ideas to fight climate change. Also, it turns out Melissa DOES have a trash factor and Bethany doesn't know what her privates are called. Stay Safe!

Who doesn't love a Glory Hole? No one. That's who. The Fl Women talk about some of their favorite go-to spots around the Orlando area, Melissa chooses an unusual way to celebrate her 1 yr anniversary of being a vegetarian, and the ladies prepare to drop their first single, "A little bit trash, a little bit boug". You can go ahead and guess whos who.

Melissa and Bethany celebrate and share some… unique news stories about other, 'Florida Women'. Whether you're putting porn in your neighbors' mailboxes, or getting attacked by turtles - you are loved by these two. Hot Tip: stay out of storm drains when nude.

Go Soccer! The FL Women discuss all things Orlando City- Including the incredible fans, pride, chants, Bethany's proclivity for drunken stadium wandering and Melissa's ascent to queen of soccer. Oh yeah- and 69'in' because what goes better with soccer than a good old fashioned 69. Cheers!

Meet your Florida Women, Melissa and Bethany! Each episode these two crack open beers and dive into anything and everything that is Florida. Nothing is off the table and just like their great state - these two are lovable hot messes. On their very first episode they talk about The World's Most Famous Beach- Daytona Beach it's amazing trash factor, coleslaw fights, beer bonging, spring break, the horrendous trip reviews... but most importantly - how special this place really is. This podcast is NSFW.