TwiBack Tuesday

We discuss the all too relevant Ch 20, supernatural driving times, Alice crushing it at Jeopardy, ballet studio aesthetics, and unfortunate high school dates. Content Warnings: Discussion of COVID-19 / Coronavirus Crisis, snakes & snake bites, hospitals, mentions of racism.

We're back!! We discuss Chapter 19, Dad's gonna be mad Edward did a murder, the Cullens are real cool chill hippies, get derailed by our thirst, wanting our spines re-aligned, and hypocritically spend 15 minutes talking about cars. The Cars of Twilight Blog Post: https://bit.ly/2WQPUGS Content Warnings: Discussion of violence, death, murder, and body horror, mentions of stalking and relationship abuse.

We wrap up Ch 18 after last week's tech issues, discuss Mom's pinterest board from 2010 into an unhinged book, vampires would make great astronauts, MLM recipe books, and $16 prom dresses. Content Warnings:Content Warnings: brief mentions of stalking and harassment, relationship abuse. All of our episodes contain spoilers for the Twilight Saga.

Hey folks, we're finally back! We discuss Edward needing meditation classes, vampire slumber parties, and had a bit of technical difficulty. We hope you enjoy this short episode nonetheless! Content Warnings: Mentions of violence, surgery, and stalking.

We discuss Chapter 18 THE BASEBALL CHAPTER, custom matching baseball uniforms for the whole family, vampire physics, and the arrival of the plot. Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, death, loss of child, and some sexual harassment. Record Scratch noise used under creative commons via: https://audiosoundclips.com/ Supermassive Black Hole is intended for parody use only.

We discuss chapter 16 of Twilight, Carlisle's thicc book, heavy-handed Christian themes, Edward's casting couch, and prepare for next week's excellent chapter. Content Warnings: Discussions of explicit sexual content, suicide, death, mentions of genocide and incest.

We read chapter 15 and discuss MILF rights, the sewers of Paris in Les Miserables, and how Carlisle is the real love interest of the series. Content Warnings: Mentions of violence, death and depression. All of our episode have spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga.

In our quick wrap-up of chapter 14, we unpack Edward's sexual awakening, Smeyer's age difference kink, and vegetarian vampires being abstinent homosexuals. Content warnings: Mentions of pedophila, violence, and murder.

We get caught up talking for wayy too long about Stephanie Meyer's music nostalgia, Vampire Superpowers, and this being a horror novel that we went way over time, and we'll finish chapter 14 next week! Content Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, suicide, violence, discussions of stalking & relationship abuse.

We discuss what would have happened if Twilight was popular during the highlight makeup trend, a very low vampire song, buying gas when you're emotional, and the rivalry between Sonic the Hedgehog and Bella Swan. Content Warnings: Discussion of relationship abuse, violence, drugs, mentions of pedophilia.

This Tuesday our frustration with being trapped reading Twilight every other week comes to a head as we discuss an aftertaste of racism, "is it Mormon?" If Stephanie Meyer wasn't a coward Bella would be bisexual), visiting the scene of the crime, and the first positive "Alice Cullen is in it" rating. Content warnings: frequent discussion of suicide, mentions of relationship abuse and stalking.

We really start to earn the explicit tag with this one folks. We discuss Chapter 11, a horny fainting couch, how Bella would f**k the night, and some of our science class antics. Content Warnings: Our episodes contain mentions of depression, suicide, relationship abuse, and spoilers for all twilight saga content.

This Tuesday we read Chapter 10 and discuss our Claire's jewelry collection, Naruto running to Bella's house, Stephanie Meyer's hissy fit, revoking Peter's catholic card, and the Cullens being vampire Mormons.Content warnings: Mentions of violence and relationship abuse. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

This week we read Chapter 9 and discuss the “how long have you been seventeen” line, Edward being a dumb twink, relationship red flags, eternally torturing yourself by repeating high school, and the murdered deer in the room. Content warnings: Discussion of relationship abuse, suicide and depression. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

This week we have a special guest, Peter's sister Allison! We discuss chapter 9, the teen experience, Chris Evans' pecs, and what an "estrogen rush" could possibly be.CWs: Discussion of Eating Disorders and related abuse including diet control. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of the Twilight Saga books.

In this episode, we google the word “vampire,” discuss Bella's porn site viruses, “AM I GAY?” quizzes, how many tree names Bella knows, Peter's fear of animals, and what breeds of car Bailey knows.Content warnings: Brief discussion of death and depression/suicide. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

We discuss Chapter 6, the beach trip episode, and end up liking the chapter so much that we don't really make that many jokes about it. We also do an unpacking of Meyer's treatment of the Quileute legends featured in the chapter. The article we discuss can be found here: https://bit.ly/2XycH6X CWs: Discussion of racism and cultural appropriation, especially against Native Americans. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

We discuss chapter 5 and start to dig into the heterosexual nonsense, the "come hither motion," Occam's razor of blood kink, and the dangers of biology class.Content warnings: Discussions of Blood and blood phobia, mentions of suicide. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all The Twilight Saga books.

We discuss Chapter 4, Bella���s sleep paralysis demon, our engagement (!!!), how many enchiladas we could eat right now, how much Peter hated himself in middle school, and try out some car related ASMR.Content warning: brief mentions of violence and suicide. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

Chapter 3 gets juicy as we discuss high school car accidents, Carlisle using hand warmers, and that middle schoolers don't know what snow tires are. Content warning: mentions of suicide, depression, and hospitals, discussion of car accidents. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

While reading chapter 2 we ponder some key questions: does Edward miss pantaloons? Does Bella have a cell phone? Is Edward actually nice or is it just nostalgia?Content warning: mentions of suicide and depression, minor spoilers for Avengers: Endgame. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

We dive into Chapter 1 and talk about the important stuff: Stephanie Meyer's car fetish, Alice Cullen, and what Bella smells like. If you enjoyed the show, please subscribe and leave a review! Find us on social media as twibacktuesday on instagram and twitter! Content warning: Mentions of racism/colorism, mentions of incest. All of our episodes have spoilers for The Twilight Saga.

Our introduction to TwiBack Tuesday! Who are we? Why are we re-reading this terrible book? How big of "TwiHards" were we? Will we learn anything along the way? All these answers, plus, embarrassing high school anecdotes await in our first episode!