They ain't working, so they are bitching!
Wildfires, COVID, deaths in the family, and nepo-babies all tried to kill us, but we're baaaaaaaack! And we're bitching. Lombardo gets a residual check! Todd gets a residual check! These checks are not equal. (Also, there are complaints about working actors of a certain age.)
Happy Thanksgiving! You could listen to your family complain over dinner, or you could put your earbuds in and listen to these two actors complain instead. It's funnier, anyway. Enjoy the holiday!
The boys are back and ready to bitch! Lombardo complains about casting directors using hidden charges to make money off of actors! Todd complains about not being creepy enough to get the plum guest star roles! They also complain about Armie Hammer and his dumb truck! Complaining was never this much fun!
This one was recorded live as it broadcast out on Facebook and YouTube. Turns out that when you can see Lombardo and Todd instead of just listening, it becomes very clear that Todd is both very white and very sad. But Lombardo is in good spirits because he just moved and pissed off his old landlord. Trigger warning: the current state of politics in the United States of Dumb is barely mentioned.
The boys are back to bitch about not working. Todd is on the longest dry spell of his career, and Lombardo is not although he remembers his longest dry spell. It'll make you shudder! But regardless of what they are talking about...this is episode 69, you guys! Hahahahaha! 69!
It's been a minute...but the unemployed boys are back! Lombardo has gotten a few gigs lately, and he makes a point of rubbing salt into Todd's not getting any gigs wounds. They also talk about the aggravation of doing taxes when you haven't made any real money, the aggravation of paying union dues on credit cards, and ignoring the Oscars. Come on, you missed them. You can admit it.
The strike is dragging on, and Lombardo and Todd are still bitching about it. Also, updates on movies they are not supposed to promote during the strike, Lombardo's latest experience with racism, and Todd can't help but sound super white. Here we go, people!!!
There's a strike on, and these two out-of-work actors are here to bitch about it.
Lombardo and Todd are back to bitch! Mostly about being stuck in traffic and picket lines. But it's still a better 65 than that movie 65 with the cartoon dinosaurs.
Lombardo and Todd put bitching on hold to get on the phone and aggressively call production entities and demand jobs, all while on the air!
They are getting another one in before Lombardo gets tied up shooting a movie with a very famous person experiencing a career renaissance! They are in a much better mood than last time, but they still wanna complain. Todd complains about being grateful for in-person auditions, Lombardo complains about bad actors, and they both complain about not being paid nearly enough for their excellence.
After a long hiatus, Lombardo and Todd return to the podcasting foray to complain about their careers! Lombardo talks about the depression that came along with a landmark birthday, but then drops the good news he got an offer to be in a movie with a really famous guy who just won a lifetime achievement award. Todd talks about the depression that comes along with his upcoming not-landmark birthday, and drops the news that he booked his first gig of the year as a COVID backup actor on a commercial. There should be an award for that. Todd deserves and award for being the best COVID backup in the biz.
THE BOYS ARE BACK! Yeah, this is their first dispatch since February...and they are more in between gigs rather than completely unemployed, but that doesn't mean they don't have a ton of crap to complain about! They go off on COVID protocols, unions, movies, families, and the fact that they want to work every single day and that is just not happening. Remember, if you don't like what Lombardo and Todd have to say, just start paying them and then you don't have to hear them! (Note again that they haven't done this six months...all it takes is money, folks.)
The guys squeeze this one in because Lombardo is only out of work for like a day! Lombardo has lots to talk about in the form of upcoming gigs and stuff he just shot. Todd has nothing like that to talk about so mostly he whines about his career being over and wanting to move to the middle of the woods and hide from society forever. Lombardo tries to be supportive, but damn this guy is losing it.
The boys are out of work again! Todd got over COVID, and complains about getting it. Lombardo has to go to the grocery and he is afraid. They both got a day of work next week, so you better listen now because next week there is no show!
It's a brand new year, and there are all new things to complain about! Good thing your favorite two boneheads are starting the year off out-of-work! And, boy oh boy, is Todd pissed about having COVID. Lombardo is pissed about flags.
Look what Santa just stuffed down your chimney just in time for Christmas! It's two out-of-work actors bitching for a special extended episode! It's the year in review, and also beer. Happy holidays!
Welp. One of these guys keeps getting work and not showing up to complain about being out-of-work. But he finally squeezed one in on a day where he didn't have to drive fifty hours to get COVID tested. The other guy has just been sitting around and crying, not knowing when or if he would ever get to podcast again. Finally, a dream comes true! The bitchers are back!
The bitching is back! Lombardo is out of Toronto, Todd is out of Santa Clarita, there is a delta variant, and they don't have jobs! Boy oh boy, do they got a lot to bitch about - including hot weather, self-taping, not getting any self-tape auditions, and quitting smoking. Get in on the complaining!
Lombardo is still in Toronto and Todd is still in Southern California, and they are here to complain about it! It's too hot in California! It's too Canadian in Toronto! Everything is wrong! And they are out of work!
Lombardo's stint in Toronto is extended by three more weeks, and his wife is pissed! The plug get's pulled on Todd's latest gig, and his wife is pissed! Their wives are so pissed!
Lombardo goes from a long quarantine to a long break in between days of work and winds up getting the business from Canadians when he goes skateboarding in a Toronto park. Todd is looking forward to getting swabs stuck up his nose again! They are both vaccinated! Hire them, productions, so nobody has to listen to this anymore!
Lombardo is out of quarantine and running loose in Toronto! Todd is stuck in Simi Valley waiting for somebody to call and give him a job! And by the end of this one, they get all riled up and mad about a bunch of nonsense. And they are sad about Charles Grodin.
Huzzah! It's our big 50th episode, which sees Lombardo at the tail end of Canadian quarantine and Todd being not too sad because he's got a commercial running. Also, a 50th bonus, ten minutes of extra yammering about getting too messed up right after the end theme! Congratulate us, dammit!
Lombardo is halfway through his two weeks of quarantine, and Todd is halfway through a Cinco de Mayo bender. This is a recipe for insanity!
Lombardo booked a job! But it is going to take him out of the country for several months, away from his family, and he has two weeks of quarantine on either side of the travel gig. Todd did not book a job, but he has an upcoming colonoscopy! Will these guys survive this madness? Tune in to hear the beginning of what is to be a weeks long adventure!
Lombardo is back to getting in bar fights and Todd is back to complaining about his neighbor's pool breeding mosquitos - things really are returning to normal! (BONUS: half the dialogue of their lost episode starts right after the ending theme! It's 55 extra minutes of podcast, but it's only Todd yapping broken up by swaths of silence! You lucky bastards.)
Lombardo is in his new digs in the Inland Empire, already on his way to becoming the emperor of the Empire, while Todd is just kinda high, maybe? Anyway, things keep changing, and these two actors keep complaining!
Lombardo is in the midst of moving, and no telling when he might have time for another dispatch, so you better get this one in! Topics bitched about: doctors, governors, and diarrhea. Mostly diarrhea. Todd insists he doesn't have it.
Lombardo has officially sold the house, his wife doesn't like it, and neither does Todd. But life moves forward, you gotta roll with the punches...and have a podcast in which you can bitch about the bitter sweetness of it all.
This stupid pandemic is forcing Lomabardo out of his house and he is not happy about it. Listen to him bitch at Todd, faded as hell!
Todd got work...but he's out of work once again, and ready to complain to Lombardo, who is getting his house ready for sale. They recorded this on a Saturday, having had edibles, so it's super weird when they get into complaining about COVID tests and finding storage units. They also discuss landscaping and drywall at length. What do you want for nothing?
It's a new year, and there's all new reasons to complain! Lombardo and Todd complain A LOT about politics, which may seem like it has little to do with acting, but when an entire political party has supported and accelerated the spread of a deadly virus, and it's the reason there is so little work to get, it kinda seems worthy of some bitching. Lombardo is going to have to sell his house, so go ahead and try to tell us we're wrong. Anyway, the guys complain about dumber things, too. Happy New Year!
The boys are back to bitch, and this time Lombardo feels all weird and Todd is feeling maybe slightly hopeful about a couple of self-tape auditions he just did. Also, they tell stories about bar fights. Happy holidays!
The boys are back and they are bitching! Recorded on Friday when they were all giddy about taking a break from being unemployed for the weekend, things get kinda bent when Todd complains about his ongoing eye injury, which launches one of the most bizarro podcast episodes ever before heard. There's giggling. A lot of giggling.
The boys are back to bitch about this whole damn year, and just in time for Thanksgiving! And as if an hour of complaining isn't enough, there is a full half hour of bonus conversation to get you through the holiday. You are very lucky. Lombardo and Todd got your back, baby.
THIS IS A SPECIAL ELECTION WEEK SPECIAL EPISODE! IT IS VERY SPECIAL.
Lombardo and Todd are out of work yet again, and they are so tired about bitching about it that they start bitching about bitching about it. They also talk about pumpkins!
Lombardo and Todd came here for two reasons: to chew bubble gum and bitch. And they are all out of bubble-gum! In addition to complaining about cancer and self tape auditions, the guys welcome their first ever guest, Todd's kid, to celebrate his 15th birthday! That's right. It's our podcast. We can do whatever we want. Calm down.
Lombardo is coming down hard from the high of working, and Todd is feeling extra sorry for himself, but boy do they hate the stupid president!
What happens when one of two out-of-work actors finally books a gig? Their relationship disintegrates into a morass of petty jealousy and wild desperation, of course! This one is full of petty insults, mud-slinging, and insane cruelties. (Oh yeah, and congrats to Lombardo! What a dick.)
What happens when one of two out-of-work actors finally books a gig? Well, their relationship disintegrates into a morass of petty jealousy and not so quiet desperation, of course! There is name-calling, mud-slinging, and general cruelty all over this one. (By the way, congrats, Lombardo! You dick.)
This week, Bardo and Hot Toddy get down to bitching about being second in line, thus leaving the possibility of work to the number one choice getting the rona, shitty weather, and not having enough money to fix the plumbing. Look, it sounds sad, but it's actually pretty damn funny. Unless you are dead inside, in which case we can't help you.
The boys are back, still pandemic unemployed, and they have a lot to complain about: self-tape post production work, children, and tummy trouble. They also celebrate their last episode, a milestone, and remember their favorite moments from past episodes. Episode 31 is all about episode 30, people!
For their thirtieth episode, Lombardo and Todd get real about their depression, are sad about Ben Affleck taking his production to Canada, and get real mad about ruining t-shirts with dripping soft pretzel butter.
Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson invite you to their webinar!
The boys are back from vacation...a vacation that took from being out-of-work! They bitch about hornets dive-bombing pools, Zoom audition waiting rooms, and the shitty Skype connection that keeps dropping out. They also talk about frequent bowl movements. This is the one you've been waiting for. Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson have no boundaries when on mic, and will leave you feeling slightly uncomfortable!
It's time for the bitch sesh! The rona has the boys reeling, and they are here to whine into your ears about it. Topics discussed: half-assed quarantine vacations, the ticking clock that's gonna get them both foreclosed on, all the horror movies they've been wasting their time on, and the importance of Elijah Wood. You're locked down again, so you might as well listen!
Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson are all up in the bitching on this week's episode! One, everything is shutting down again and does that mean show biz is shutting down again too although it's barely seemed open? Two, time keeps going by while the guys are standing still, and doesn't that suck? Then there's a bunch more stuff, including talking about testing for networks, that must be bitched about!
The bars have shut down once again, and there are two actors who have been shut down this whole time who are ready to bitch about it! Lombardo is too hungover to drink, and Todd is on the warpath against a local dive bar. Also, they complain about acting. Get ready to get deliriously happy. Or sad. Up to you.
The boys are back in full bitch mode, talking hassling with file sizes on self-tape auditions, barely escaping having to move to a cheaper place to live, and of course, really bad Skype connections! It's sad. It's funny. Sad-funny. Sunny.
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