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A lighthearted, completely non-informative podcast discussing all things Boating and Fishing, hosted by Kiwi nautical enthusiasts, Jake Kerr and Christian Jensen.

Jake Kerr & Christian Jensen


    • Nov 8, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h AVG DURATION
    • 21 EPISODES


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    Episode 19- Rae Line 206, Edencraft 255 & our dream 'do ups'.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 82:57


    On this episode we check out the new Rae Line 206- we love the blend of American styling with Kiwi practicality. We also look over the ditch at the latest model from Edencraft- the 255. Christian and I also trade blows over our ultimate 'do ups'- boats we would buy and fix up if money wasn't a consideration. We hope you enjoy the episode and welcome all your comments and feedback- Enjoy!

    Episode 18- Machina Boats, Ultimate V10 Packages and best Mods to make your boat feel new!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 70:35


    On this episode Christian and I ask if Machina boats make the best looking boat on the planet, the ultimate boat to strap Mercury's new V10 onto and the best tips to make your boat feel new again! On top of al that we hear about Christian's new boat, discuss the new Sargo 36 and of course feature our Dog of the Month! Enjoy!

    Episode 17- New Fibreglass Boats! Rayglass, Haines Hunter, Buccaneer and Tristram!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2024 57:56


    On this episode we give our impressions on some new models from the heavy hitters in the New Zealand fibreglass boat market, Rayglass, Haines Hunter, Tristram and Buccaneer. It is great to see new models from these brands- but are they any good? Tune in to hear our thoughts on them as well as our opinions on boat review in general. Enjoy!

    Episode 16- 2nd Hand boats and Stickbaiting VS Jigging for Kingfish

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 44:56


    We are back! After a summer of boating and tackling big fish we are back to share all about it and compare notes on our thoughts around jigging vs stickbaiting. We also look at the 2nd hand boat market and I eat humble pie on a up and coming NZ boat manufacturer....

    Episode 15- Christian's new boat! We go to Boating School!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 60:34


    World exclusive!! Christian has bought a new boat! Listen in to see what it is and what I think of it! We also discuss our recent experience doing some powerboat training with Capt Andrew Flanagan who we interview on our last podcast!. This was a fun episode and our last for 2023. Have a Merry Xmas and we will catch you in the New Year!

    Episode 14- Captain Andrew Flanagan from Powerboat Training!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2023 63:17


    On this episode we talk to Captain Andrew Flanagan from Powerboat Training. Most of us probably know Andrew from his Instagram @powerboat.training which has over 245,000 subscribers and provides handy boat handling tips and advice on a daily basis. But did you also know he was a member and trainer for the RNLI? Or that he has a business dedicated to upskilling skippers so they can enjoy all the magnificent boating this country has to offer safely. Tune into this episode to get to know the man behind the hugely popular Instagram page including his favourite boat, how he set up his business, and his take on Boat licensing in NZ. We loved making this episode and we thank Andrew for his time and great banter!

    Episode 13- Ultimate 8-9 Metre Boats, Makaira Correction, and Dog of the Month!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 79:17


    Regular episodes from Unable Seamen!! That's right- Christian and I got our act together after some fantastic listener feedback and engagement from you guys! We apologise to Makaira boats who reached out after out last episode to remind us that value for money had to be included in our last comparison as there is a 25% price difference! We also discuss our ultimate 8-9 Metre boats which include Surtees, Tristram, Makaira, Dickey, Caribbean, Rayglass, and Herley- you may be suprised at our verdict! Dog of the month returns and we answer the question- what is New Zealand's ugliest new boat!

    Re-release of Episode 1- 500K Challenge!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 75:16


    One of our most popular episodes and one of our favourite ones to make! Christian and I discuss our dream boats for 500k. This was made in 2020 so maybe we need to update it with some of the latest model? Message us on our Instagram @unableseamen if you think we have missed anything!

    Episode 12 Your Questions Answered! Who makes the best 35 ft boat? Makaira, Dickey, Legacy, Rayglass

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 52:04


    In this video we discuss our latest fishing video, the ultimate 35 foot boat from New Zealand's premium manufacturers, and answer some listener questions! Please like and subscribe if you are enjoying the content and post a question in the comments and we will get to it next episode- Enjoy!

    Episode 11- Big Fish in Doubtful Sound!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 58:12


    This month's episode actually features a fishing story from Christian! Christian recounts his epic mission to Doubtful Sound chasing big fish, hunting, and exploring one of New Zealand's last great untouched gems! We also discuss the 2023 on the water Boatshow and the ultimate Topwater sets for those on a budget and chasing Kingfish in the Coromandel. As always please like and subscribe and don't hesitate to reach out via our Instagram @unablesemen.

    Episode 10 pt 2- Yachts, Safety, and NZ's Ultimate Trailer Boat!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 59:30


    On this episode Christian and I actually discuss some issues relevant to boaties! After pt 1 got a little loose we decided to try talking about boats for a change- including how yachties have it right, our ultimate NZ trailer boat, some safety tips for heading out on the water and a new Sea Ray designed by a female design team! As well as all this there is the usual dosage of Chrisitian and I giving each other a hard time including him paying me out for not knowing the rules around dumping waste at sea- whoops! Thanks so much for your support please like and subscribe to the channel if you are enjoying it.

    Episode 10 pt 1- New Boat Revealed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 21:59


    On this episode Christian and I discuss my new boat, our Youtube channel, and catch up on what were doing to prepare for Summer. As usual there is plenty of banter and debate mixed in with some informative boating discussion. This episode needed to be split into two as it was getting very long. Tune in for pt2 where we discuss our favourite trailer boats! Thanks for listening!

    Episode 9- Summer missions and the future of boating!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 62:51


    On this episode Christian are actually in the same room! We discuss our summer missions, the steep learning curve around using new gear and the future of boating! All that as well as plenty of banter and giving each other a hard time...

    Episode 8 - Best International Boats

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 62:51


    On this episode Christian and I look overseas to pick our favourite international boats and justify if they should be sold in New Zealand. My picks consist exclusively of multi-million dollar American boats laden with cup holders and outboards. Meanwhile Christian chose two Australian boats, one of which is very ugly, and the other tries to tip you out... We also discuss our recent jigging trip targeting Kingfish, as well as a new feature 'Korero with Christian' where he discusses a hot topic on his mind. Thanks for listening!

    Episode 7- Mig Rumney- Fishing & Adventure!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 66:38


    On this episode we are joined by Michael 'Mig' Rumney co-host of the hit TV show Fishing & Adventure! We discuss the highs and lows of creating a TV show, some of the worst challenges he has had to face, and of course, get him to pick a 'dog of the month'. We thoroughly enjoyed making this episode and we really hope you enjoy listening to it. As always, thanks for listening!

    Episode 6- Flyn Jack Fishing!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 57:03


    This month we are joined via Zoom by Flyn Jack, brand ambassador for Huntsman Boats and Catch fishing tackle .Flyn has recently returned from an epic mission where he caught a Bluefin Tuna on a Jig- Amazing!! Christian and I really enjoyed our chat with Flyn and we hope you do as well. We also have our favourite feature 'Dog of the Month'. As always, thanks for listening and please rate and subscribe if you enjoy the show!

    Episode 5- Best Alloy Boat Options

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 67:56


    On this episode we look at cool innovations by some New Zealand Alloy boat manufacturers, discuss Diesel outboards, and pick our favourite Kingfish jigging sets. On top of all that we feature our usual content of giving each other grief, putting our opinions on things we know nothing about, and of course our Dog of the Month! Thanks for listening, we hope you enjoy!

    Episode 4- We're back! 2021 Boat Show Review

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 49:25


    We're back! After a long time away (catching fish and supporting Emirates Team New Zealand) we have returned to fill you in on all things Boating and Fishing so far in 2021. On this episode we review the 2021 Boat show including picking our boat of the show, discuss our highlights of Summer, and of course, talk a whole lot of crap!

    Episode 3- Ultimate Fishing Missions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 42:42


    Welcome to the Unable Semen podcast, your monthly Boating and Fishing fix hosted by nautical enthusiasts, Jake Kerr and Christian Jensen. This month we talk ultimate fishing adventures, discuss the best slow jigs, and our America's cup challenge. We also talk about the release of our Youtube channel and video plans moving forward as well as a stunning new model from Tristram boats. All this as well as regular feature 'dog of the month' and of course plenty of meaningless banter. Enjoy!

    Episode 2 - Boating after Covid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2020 54:56


    Welcome to the Unable Semen podcast, your monthly Boating and Fishing fix hosted by nautical enthusiasts, Jake Kerr and Christian Jensen. This month Christian and I look at some new releases from Riviera, Extreme and X-shore and debate whether single or dual outboards are best. We also discuss the outlook for the boating industry post Covid-19 and how to spot an online bargain when buying a second hand boat. All this plus a whole lot of giving each other a hard time for the boat we own!

    Episode 1 - $500k Challenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 75:16


    Welcome to the Unable Semen podcast, your monthly Boating and Fishing fix hosted by nautical enthusiasts, Jake Kerr and Christian Jensen. This month we fight the lockdown withdrawals by deciding on our dream boat for $500,000 - as per usual we take two very different approaches to this challenge!

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