Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews

Spooks be about tonight, lads. Them truckers and do-gooding church-goers been seeing black angels in the forests, they have. And then Dick Greer just appeared in town straight outta thin air! Somethin' ain't right 'ere, chaps. And it's getting pretty cold, innit? Why doncha settle down with us for a spell. We're talking about The Mothman Prophecies today. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo

Mao is great. Mao is good. Mao is life. China is a glorious republic. The people are happy. Poverty has been illegalized. Even the ants can read. Every noble citizen is of the same mind. No pain shall ever be felt by the people of the great state of China. 5000 years of unbroken history have created paradise on Earth. This much is true. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we have another guest on the pod to review an extremely niche documentary about the life of one dude who believes he was haunted by demonic entities between the years 2010 and 2011. This isn't a traditional entry for the podcast, but whatever. Expand your horizons. We will be reviewing Communist propaganda next time. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We continue CHANNEL AWESOMONTH with Linkara's AT4W: The Movie and Brad Jone's Jesus, Bro!. How bad were these movies? Where they even movies? They got HOW MUCH money to make these?! All these questions and more will be answered in this week's episode of WACH-THROO MOVIE REVIEWS! CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We talk about Doug Walker, Channel Awesome, and a farce of a film for about two hours. Please do not attempt to watch "To Boldly Flee". There is nothing for you there but pain and misery. An Amish funeral would be more fun. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Wow, what a movie. Amen, isn't that right? Johnny and Gabe descend into the sun-pocalypse in this feisty jaunt with cowboy-priest Denzy Washington and degenerate Garold Oldman. Remember; Christianity is dangerous enough to burn a hole through the atmosphere that would let the sun burn us all to death. So stay true to Mata Nui and the Nine Divines. Bless your tiny little hearts. Sit down and listen to us now. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com

Come on now and watch our new episode, folks. Yeah, we're back. We're here to talk about an underwater movie. So come on and join us now. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com

Welcome back obediently loyal listeners to our tenth, and quite possibly worst, episode ever! We watch both Lion Kings to see how the original stands up and what both of us losers thought of the horrible, disgusting, unnecessary, pathetic, loathsome, grotesque, exploitative, and completely detestable remake! I wonder what conclusions we reach this time around! Can't wait for y'all to join us! As always, praise Zeus and all the Olympians. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Is the Earth flat? Not at all. It's round like a ball. But the subjects of this documentary believe it is like gospel. Join us for a quick discussion about Globe-tards, NASA (Never A Straight Answer), the ball Earth conspiracy, and much, much, more. Because one of us rambles. Uncontrollably. CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ever heard of this one? Me neither. Well, now you can take a jolly stroll down racist memory lane with us and discover the dead plantation owner's secret treasure before the damned Yankees do. What fun! If you like what you hear, please consider leaving us a review or a rating. Every click helps! CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Back after a bit of a break, again. Does anybody actually read episode descriptions? I guess sometimes, right? Can't say I've done it too many times. I'm just assuming that like two of you, max, will actually read this. If you are though, cool, you're some special kinda sauce, bro. Can't wait for that WaterWorld episode coming out later this month! Love that movie. Gonna be fun. It's going to be a whole ocean themed episode, special logo and crap. You'll love it. Or you won't. Who cares? I don't. Jurassic World 3 is probably going to be absolute horse crap. Eh, oh yeah. Sorry, lost my train of thought. This episode is on The Interview from 2014 and Ferris whatever's Day Off. You've seen at least one of these movies. See ya. Or no. Stay and listen. Yeah. Ok. If you like what you hear, please consider leaving us a review or a rating. Every click helps! CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ever wanted to know what happened if you snorted the 70 million year old remains of a dinosaur egg? Well, what luck that you've decided to listen to this minisode, because you'll find all the answers you need right here! This time around, John and Gabe reviewed a weird IMAX short from the '90s, T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous. For something barely over 45 min, this was a joyride. So come along with us and travel back to a simpler time where all you worried about was when the heck Jurassic Park 4 was finally going to be released. If you like what you hear, please consider leaving us a rating or a review. Every click helps! Thank you! CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

ST. PATRICK'S DAY SPECIAL! Welcome back to Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews, the show where we review movies. This week, we wached two holiday classics you're sure to enjoy: Leprechaun from 1993 and the DCOM Luck of the Irish from 2001. Get ready to travel back to that nostalgic time between the end of the Cold War and 9/11 where we had no idea what the hell we were doing.  If you like what you hear, please consider leaving us a review or a rating. Every click helps! CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're back on a derelict ship, floating around in space this time around. On today's roster is Event Horizon; arguably Paul. W. S. Anderson's **only** good film, and a cult classic. A devilishly fun popcorn film that rarely fails to satisfy. So, join us aboard this experimental craft, relax and kick the lights off, cause you won't need eyes to listen to this episode of Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews! If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating or review. Every click helps. Thank you! CONTACT US: Twitter- @throowach Instagram- wachthroo Facebook- Scanlines Network E-Mail- scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Here we sat down for a couple of hours to talk about one of John's favorite movies, and one of his least favorite sequels. As Gabe described this trilogy, it's like erectile dysfunction, but this episode ain't! Join us, or don't. I don't care. We just want to talk about movies. Or something. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review or rating. Every click helps! Thank you! Contact Us : Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This was going to be a short minisode. We were going to just talk about this one Star Wars fan documentary from 2005, but then ended up rambling on for over an hour about our most loathed and loved YouTube movie reviewers. So, if you ever wanted to get our full opinions on the likes of MauLer, Nostalgia Critic, Quinton Reviews, and others (not that anyone asked for them), then this is the episode for you! Oh, and we did actually review that Star Wars thing. It's in here somewhere. We hope you like what you hear here, mates. If you do, please leave a rating or review. Every click helps. Thank you! CONTACT US: Twitter: @throowach Instagram: wachthroo FaceBook: Scanlines Network E-Mail: scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Are you a Commie? Test your loyalty with this week's episode on American propaganda and PSAs! From WWI to the Satanic Panic to the War on Drugs. This episode covers it all, or at least we try between rambling about the nature of art, our experiences at Catholic school, and LBJ's scrotum. We hope you enjoy this three hour monster of an episode. GOD BLESS THE U S OF A! If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating or a review. Every click helps. Thank you. CONTACT US @: Twitter - @throowach Instagram - throowach Facebook - Scanlines Network E-Mail - scanlinesnetwork@protonmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We watched Space Jam. It was awful. I hated it. Enjoy our suffering. If you like what you heard, please leave a review or a rating. Every click helps! SCANLINES NEWTWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back to Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews! On today's episode we're taking a look at Ghost Ship and Ed Wood; two films that could not be more different in terms of quality and content. A near masterpiece and trash that barely qualifies as a guilty pleasure. We had some fun with these two, and we hope you have some fun with us two. Wink. Wink. Enjoy the episode, reptoids. If you like what you hear, please leave a review or a rating. Every click helps. SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Jumping straight into the nostalgia vat for this episode as John and Gabe explore a favorite from their childhoods: Godzilla Final Wars. Mutants, Aliens, and Monsters, roar! Don't watch with grandma, she won't be able to read the subtitles from the coach. If you liked what you heard, please leave us a review or a rating. Every click helps! SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The FINALE of Frankenstein Week, FINALLY! Here we go, straight into the midst of a mild-mannered, light comedy film from the '40s. Nothing too special going on here, but it was a fun ride. Come and join us, you won't regret a second of it. We're 54% sure of that. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider leaving us a review or a rating. Every click helps. SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Almost done with Frankenstein! Gabe and John venture into the House of Frankenstein in this penultimate episode of Wach-Throo's first theme week. This fifth sequel is exactly what you would expect out of a fifth sequel, but we still had some fun. So tune in, sit back, and listen to us ramble a bit about yet another rushed Frankenstein movie. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating or review. Every click helps. SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

And we're rapidly reaching the end of our first theme week with a double feature. Since Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman is more a sequel to the original Wolfman than it is Ghost of Frankenstein, we thought it would be appropriate to watch that one as well. Hope you don't mind! If you enjoyed what you heard, please leave us a review or a rating. Every click helps! SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On this episode we watch the fourth Frankenstein movie, Ghost of Frankenstein. This one was a slog. Enjoy listening to us suffer and ramble on for half an hour as we struggle to say anything about this utter bore-fest. Be entertained by our pain. It is the treat we gift to you. If you like what you heard, please leave a review or a rating. Every click helps, really. Thank you! SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back to Frankenstein Week dedicated listeners! On today's episode, Gabe and John delve into the second sequel in Universal's Frankenstein movie series from the '30s and '40s: SON OF FRANKENSTEIN. We both had fun with this one, as always, so we hope you all enjoy the episode too. New episodes will be released every day this week, one for each of the original Universal Frankenstein movies. If you liked what you heard, please leave a review or a rating, every click helps! Thank you! SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're following our trek through the original Universal Frankenstein films. Every day of this week we'll be releasing a new episode corresponding to each film in the series. On today's roster we have Bride of Frankenstein, widely considered to be the best in the franchise. Sit back and listen to us ramble on a bit about the "greatest sequel ever". If you liked what you heard, please remember to leave a review or rating. Every click helps. SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to our first theme week! This time around we're going to cover all of the original Frankenstein Universal movies from the 30s and 40s. You'll get a new episode of WACH-THROO everyday this week on each of the Frankenstein movies. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to our first special episode! This time we are joined by our handsome benevolent host the always charming Gabe, and Haq is here too. Haq has tied me down and forced me to watch two films against my will for your entertainment enjoy! Don't forget to check back every week for brand new episodes and leave a review and rating when you can every bit helps. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tonight we have a triple feature here on Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews. With our special guest host Almashar Haq, we wached three foreign films, one from China, another from Argentina, and one from New Zealand. Lot's to talk about here, so we hope you all enjoy this latest epiosde. Haq will feature in a few more episodes. We'll soon be starting our first theme week, Frankenstein Week, where we spend each day talking about each of the films in the original Frankenstein Universal Movie series. So check back for that. Enjoy the episode and if you did, please leave us a review or a rating, every click helps. SCANLINES ENTERTAINMENT --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back to Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews, the podcast where we review movies. The two movies we'll be reviewing today are: John Dies at the End and Highlander, a psychedelic-horror-stoner-comedy and a cult classic 80s action flick. We both had fun with these films, and we hope you'll have as much fun listening to us talk about them! If you like what you heard today, please remember to leave us a review or a rating. Every click helps us reach more listeners like you. Hope you have a wonderful day! SCANLINES NETWORK --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On the roster for today's is Fantastic Planet by Rene Laloux from 1973, a surrealist animated French/Czechian sci-fi picture. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, we cover two completely different sci-fi movies from the late twentieth: Battle Beyond the Stars, a Roger Corman produced Star Wars rip-off, and Space is the Place, a bizarre and hypnotizing afro-futurist blaxsploitation fick. Please remember to subscribe to the podcast and to leave a review if you've liked what we've done here. Every click helps! Hope you enjoy the episode! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this minisode, we cover the original 1932 horror classic The Mummy. Join us as we trek deep into the ancient past of 90 years ago. If you like our content, please remember to subscribe to the podcast and to write a review. Thank you, and I hope you all enjoy the episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this premiere episode, we're covering the original Bionicle trilogy from the early 2Ks: Bionicle Mask of Light: The Movie, Bionicle: Legends of Metru Nui, and Bionicle 3: Web of Shadows. Please support us by subscribing to the podcast and leaving a good review, we like good reviews. Hope you enjoy the episode! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app