Wrestling With Insanity

Its been a while, guys. itsbeenawhiiiile  This episode is brought to you by WriterCath! She ran a game of Pathfinder for us, so I hope you all enjoy.

Yak wrote and ran this session. Yak is cool.

hey we're back and stuff sorry this took so long

I made them hate me.

The Gang Goes to Africa

Hello, everybody, and welcome to Episode 1 of our Delta Green campaign: I Don't Want to Remember The Nineties. Our campaign kicks off with the classic adventure Convergence. Following a string of gas station robberies, a man is discovered to have alien muscle tissue. Our players are the newly-formed J-Cell who have been sent to Groversville, Kentucky to investigate.

Cairo again! We got a sword and sat in a cool chair!

The gang explores under the sphinx.

Our fearless investigators travel to sunny Cairo in search of culty things!

The gang tails a car to an island manor. Sanity ensues.

A Monster in Derbyshire - Part 2The gang finishes up their business in Derbyshire much better than I expected! I honestly expected them all to die. Maybe next time...

A Monster in Derbyshire - Part 1The gang needs to get out of town, and they meet an old friend. That's right, Sister Abigail is back! Our heroes head to Derbyshire to investigate two brutal murders. Enjoy, everybody!

We talk about the past three weeks of NXT, Battleground, and various other dumb things.yeah

mercenarymercenary man

Without Sister Abigail present as their moral compass, our team of investigators follow the trail of clues to London. Also, they leave their own trail. Of blood. To the blood bank.intro music is Snake Rag by Louis Armstrong

Dreams of the past!A new ally in the war against the dark god!Zombies!Sanity loss!

Discussion about: Raw,  NXT, MitB, Transformers, and your questions

Trigger warning: racismThe investigation kicks off with a bang as they find their dear friend murdered in his hotel room.Player death count: 1

With a name like that, what could go wrong?

I  wasn't recording, but I was there live! Blank and I guess Sunsweet critique my presence at Slammiversary.

we talked about payback, and stuffAlso, since the Call of Cthulhu game was not recorded I will type out a summary below.see, right below!  The year is 1931, and our heroes were mountain climbers in a race to the summit of Mt McKinley. There were three teams: Blank and Sunsweet, IBeforeE and StrikingYak, and Oatgan and myself. There was prize money involved, because the United States government needed heroes to inspire people during the Great Depression.  The night before climbing, they discovered a local team of three brothers had set out before them and already had a day's head start, not to be outdone by outsiders. There were two main paths up the mountain: the difficult climb and the easier climb. Oatgan and I decided on the more difficult climb while everyone else took the easy path.  Minutes into our climb, we encountered one of the brothers. He was crazed and snowblind, attacking anything that moved, including us. He was taken down with a rifle shot, and we were unfazed - hey, we rolled well. The rest of the climb before we reached the cloud line was mostly uneventful, except for Blank and Sunsweet finding a dead body. It was the second brother, his head being attached by a thread and one arm completely missing. IBeforeE and StrikingYak decided this would be a great opportunity to get ahead of Blank and Sunsweet. The real fun started at the overhang and Wickersham's Wall. We all encountered VERTIGINOUS HORRORS!! Nine foot worms the size of tree trunks that scale mountains with nightmarish speed were now on the hunt. I took one out by digging my axe into it, jumping off the mountain, and letting go of the axe while praying my partner Oatgan had anchored the rope. At Wickersham's Wall the climbers were met with a Vertiginous Horror, and then a second, and then a third... The teams split up in an effort to not get eaten or knocked off the mountain.  As we are all nearing the top, Oatgan and I encounter the beginnings of a storm. I succumb to the elements and collapse, forcing Oatgan to carry my unconscious body to the nearest shelter, which was a nearby cave with a totally-not-suspicious blue light emanating from it. On the other side of the mountain, IBeforeE and StrikingYak find dozens of the Vertiginous Horrors and IBeforeE gets the idea to cause an avalanche and anchor himself to try and clear the way. Somehow, this works and they find their way to a totally-not-suspicious cave.   Inside the cave, shit happens.-Yak kills me with a grenade, while Oatgan sneaks away- Blank and Sunsweet enter the cave last, and discover Niel and Yak covered in my gore- Oatgan, after sneaking back, shoots IBeforeE and blows his head clean off, and reaches the summit first- The last brother is found at the summit, his wrists slit and his body frozen.- I forget why, but Blank stabs Sunsweet in the throat- Yak uses IBeforeE's corpse like a sled and rides down the mountain and makes it to the bottom first, claiming prize money and fame. I did not prepare for this, but fuck it I can roll with it.- Blank and Oatgan partner up because they are the last two people left on the mountain, so they investigate the mysterious blue light inside the cave.  Inside the cave, they find the walls and ceiling absolutely covered with the vertiginous horrors and in the center of the room is an obsidian obelisk above a pool of what looks like motor oil. They decide to dive into the pool, and come out on the other side. In front of them is an alien world populated entirely by the vertiginous horrors. Out of place stars and the planet Earth are in the night sky, and there appears to be no discernible way to get back to the mountain.Hope you enjoyed the read and sorry you couldn't listen. This was definitely the most fun session yet!

We are back with another round of content for all you wonderful people. This time we play Dead Man Stomp. We go back to the 1920's in order to stop a trumpet from raising the dead, and boy howdy do we succeed!(note: My audio gets unforgivably bad at some points, and no amount of editing could fix it. I am truly sorry and promise to take the kazoo out of my mouth next time.)Players: Blank, Sunsweet, Niel, and StrikingYakKeeper: Doo-Wop DuodenumThis adventure is taken from the Call of Cthulhu 6th Edition rulebook.

There is absolutely no discussion of wrestling, Legends House, Total Divas, or anything related to wrestling in this episode. I, Slapnuts, ran a game of Delta Green for Blank, IBeforeE, and Striking Yak.Their mission was to investigate a fellow member of the organization who had been acting strangely and determine if he needed to be eliminated. Simple enough, right?