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Hey fam! Have you been jonesing for content during Semonche's hiatus? Well, we have your audio-methadone! Sidney has been updating her other podcast, Decency with Delorean. There are some really cool interviews coming up, and she accepts on air phone calls! If you want to schedule a call, text her at 646-778-7743 or email sidneydelorean@gmail.com
R Kelly was the first ever "enemy of the show" so you know the ladies of Semonche were all over Lifetime's 6 part docu-series Surviving R Kelly. Listen in for a recap of the series and the ladies' feelings on this new information. Spoiler alert: R Kelly sux, Aeceis Clary is a star.
NXIVM, the "Hollywood sex cult" is still in action, and quite frankly, the ladies of Semonche are shocked! Listen in for details on what these jerk offs are up to.
Happy New Year! We are talking sexually transmitted infections, what they are, how the evolved and how you can prevent spreading them. Semonche, the funnest public health podcast out there!
Are you ready for the New Year? The ladies of Semonche are! This episode contains a holiday recap, Bongraiser updates, and info on whats going to be popping off next year for the Semonche community!
The time has finally come! The ladies of Semonche are going full juggalo with an episode dedicated to I.C.P. Better yet, they have guest expert Deacon Blue in the studio to really school them on what's up. Whatever your feelings on I.C.P. this episode is not to be missed.
Are y'all ready to whippit, whippit real good? The ladies of Semonche sure are!
You are getting VERY sleepy.............when I snap my fingers, you will wake up and laugh your buns off with Semonche. The ladies are here to give a brief lesson on hypnotism, as well as other things such as Sheena Easton and raising bongs.
Krokodil grabbed headlines with images of rotting limbs. The ladies of Semonche are here to explain what is is and why anyone would even try this dangerous drug.
BREAKING NEWS! Sidney is the hero that she's always claimed to be! Shoe is getting in the holiday spirit, and Frank is getting ALL the ladies. Buckle your seat belts kiddos, Semonche is life in the fast lane.
It's a good old fashioned Danny Devito marathon! Plus other hot topics in the Semonche universe.
This little piggy went to The Bone Zone baby! The ladies of Semonche are excited to talk to you about foot fetishes. Turns out there is a long history behind them, and they can be "kinda fun."
The ladies of Semonche are here to tell you all about the history of Halloween and the origins of today's traditions. Also, it's Shoe's Wedding anniversary!
It's Monday and the ladies of Semonche are here to party. Shaggy 2 Dope attacked Fred Durst onstage at a Limp Bizkit concert, plus updates on Drake, Sister Wives, 2018's great sexting scandal and more!
Cocaine has been around for hundreds of years, and still kind of sucks. Let the ladies of Semonche key you in to the history and science behind what many know to be "a helluva drug."
Sidney and Shoe discuss the emotional impact of seeing A Star is Born together. If you haven't seen it yet, you gotta get to to the theater. Do it for yourself, do it for Semonche! The ladies also discuss their plans for Halloween, and perhaps Sidney discusses a very special Muppet who has been catching her fish.
Is it okay for Drake to be friends with Millie Bobby Brown, or is that coupled with his current 18 year old girlfriend indicative of child grooming? The ladies of Semonche are here to delve into the recent headlines and discuss the complicated world of age disparity in friendships and dating.
If you're a transvestite looking to level up, female masking may be for you. The ladies of Semonche are here to explain what masking is, why people do it, and the accessories needed to mask the night away. Most importantly, you'll get the the bottom of an installed rectum. www.femskin.com
Talk about family drama, the ladies of Semonche are diving into Greek mythology. This episode covers how Persephone, a vegetation goddess wound up reigning as queen of the underworld, and how her mother's fury over it affects our lives today.
Breaking news: The ladies of Semonche have stumbled upon an undiscovered word in the English language! This sacred word, pronounced "auto-nom-ous" has been buried for years only to be unearthed by Sidney and Shoe on their quest for greater wisdom.
Everybody is talking about it, what the heck is it? The ladies of Semonche get into ASMR and so much more!
One Taste is a group that promotes "orgasmic meditation." The Semonche ladies are here to talk you through what the heck that is, and why many consider One Taste to be a cult.
Shoe has stoney thoughts and Sidney feels responsible for a death. It's business as usual at the Semonche headquarters and you wanna hear about it!
The ladies of Semonche are here to talk to you about what's new in the Semonche universe. Reading coffee grinds, summer concerts, Bruce Willis, and self diagnosed brain abnormalities. Let's ruin the German language together!
Coffee: a beverage with a rich history, and a form of speed that's not only accepted, but encouraged for use in the workplace. Semonche is here to tell you where it comes from, how it works, and ways to use it.
Just what is it about balloons that makes them so darn sexy? The ladies of Semonche are hear to spell it out and go over how one might incorporate balloons into their bedroom life.
There's a new addition to the Semonche shitlist: William Control. Intrigued by the headlines reading "Emo Sex Cult" the ladies try to decipher what the fuck is going on with this piece of shit. They also discuss warning signs of abuse and how we can keep each other safe.
What are love languages, and which one do you speak? Take a janky internet test to find out, or just listen to the ladies of Semonche talk about their results. None of it matters, but we all care very deeply about it.
Keanu Reeves isn't your average Hollywood movie star, he's also a beautiful soul. Dive in to Semonche to discover the splendor that lurks beneath the surface.
Designer drugs can seem like a fun legal loophole, but it could be too good to be true. The ladies of Semonche are here to give you the lowdown before you decide that bath salts are the new black.
Hush little baddies, don't you cry, Semonche's gonna sing you a lullaby. It's a beautiful song about "littles," adult diaper lovers, comfort, control, and a Phoenix, Arizona legend. Swaddle yourself up, put a binky in your mouth, and prepare to be soothed.
Odin, Mr. Wednesday, the all-father, or as Sidney likes to call him- Daddy. This guy, much like the ladies of Semonche, is on an unending quest for knowledge. Pop in those earbuds, climb onto your 8-legged steed, and ride into the wisdom of the 9 worlds!
The Internet is destroying us all! But keep worshipping at its sacred altar, because it is the tool that unites the Semonche community. Thankfully, Shoe has some tips to help you make peace with this destructive force. Meanwhile, Sidney is disgruntled that a Dj whose name she can't pronounce refuses to go down on his wife.
Why are some people all about that daddy dick, while others like fruit plucked fresh from the vine? The ladies of Semonche work through several theories and explore all the hot celebs practicing intergenerational love.
The ladies of Semonche are her to pump you up! Shoe's had a birthday, and gotten a new member of the household. Sidney has a tin can.
What's up with Prosperity Gospels? Does belief in God guarantee financial success? Should you skip the middle man and just worship money? Perhaps the only thing worth worshiping is a Cum Queen. The ladies of Semonche sort the whole mess out for you in this episode.
You think the Ladies of Semonche would ever turn their back on their Juggalo roots? Think again. Gather round for updates on R Kelly, NXIVM, and most importantly their personal lives.
Incest; long standing sexual taboo, popular royal practice, and burgeoning porn category. The ladies of Semonche are here to talk about incest throughout history, and why you probably shouldn't do it.
Ketamine; Fun party drug, powerful therapeutic tool, or overhyped bullshit? The ladies of Semonche dive into that K hole and bring you the answers.
Woah, what's that? Sidney isn't depressed? This is a landmark episode with an exciting announcement about a project in conjunction with Semonche podcast.
Monica Lewinsky is more than a headline or a joke. She's a bad ass broad; smart, ballsy, and back in the spotlight using her fame to campaign against cyberbullying. The ladies of Semonche discuss her back story, the scandal, and what she's up to now.
Meditation; it's the talk of the town. Let the ladies of Semonche walk you through what it is, how it works and what it could do for your soul and your hole, and your soul.
The ladies get into what salvia is all about, it's history, uses, and what the experience is like. They also take you on a tour de force of topics in the Semonche universe. You may need a space suit for this one, cuz it's a real trip.
Shoe is playing games with murder, Sidney is playing games with herself, and Belinda is super hot! Some people read tea leaves, others palms, but here at Semonche we stare deep into your urethra and tell you what's up.
That pussy be on lockdown! All joking aside, this is a serious condition that affects many women and their partners. In the spirit of Semonche (and Mr. Rogers) we are going to mention it so we can manage it.
WHOOP WHOOP! What's up with R Kelly? How did the ladies of Semonche fair on Valentine's Day? What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Some of those questions are answered in this week's Between the Weeks with Two Freaks.
The ladies of Semonche give you a rundown of everything you can do to have a great Valentine's day. Wether single or booed up, all of your holes will be satisfied.
The ladies of Semonche went to a rave and wax poetic about fast food.
Are the girls becoming Juggalos? You'll have to listen to find out! They also have all the Christmas music recommendations you'll need. So put some milk and cookies between your thighs and listen to Semonche while you wait for Santa to come fill your hole (and your soul).
What's that smell? Could it be farts or the lingering stench of shame? In this episode, the girls dedicate equal time to both topics. But most importantly Semonche the man is alive, and doing his thing.