Decency with Delorean

Sidney mourns the loss of the greatest dog of all time. This episode originally aired on 9/1/2021 on patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality. Subscribe today!

Sidney discusses her thoughts on her bar patrons, the "friendship experience" and the tenacity it takes to get off the starting blocks, and run in the right direction towards your goals. This episode originally aired on 7/14/2021 on patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality. Subscribe today!

In this episode of Decency with Delorean, Sidney discusses her hatred of mouth sounds, her physical insecurities, and why she wishes she was more of a "Karen." This episode originally aired on 5/19/2021 on patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality. Subscribe today!

In this Patreon early release of Decency with Delorean, Sidney recounts her journey into veganism (and an eating disorder), and 20 years later her journey out of vegansim, and into health. This episode originally aired on 5/12/2021 on patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality. Subscribe today!

In this episode of Decency with Delorean, Sidney discusses the Starz series 'P-Valley,' and what financial planning tips can be taken from it. STACK YOUR OWN PAPER! She also discusses the connection between physical exercise and stress management. Cheers to feeling powerful! This episode originally aired on 4/7/2021 on patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality. Subscribe today!

In this episode of Decency with Delorean, Sidney discusses the great podcaster migration to Texas and the importance of faking self respect through the art of make-up. This episode was released February 10th, 2021 on the Sex, Drugs, and Spirituality Patreon, where Decency with Delorean episodes are released early. Subscribe for only $1 a month! https://www.patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality

After watching Indecent Proposal, Sidney is feeling inspired at the concept of new revenue streams. She teaches about the "Boston Method" of parenting, and worries if youths perceive her to be an undercover cop. Most importantly, pray for each others' necks! This episode was published January 14, 2021 on the Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality Patreon, where Decency with Delorean episodes are released early. Subscribe for only $1 a month! https://www.patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality

Sidney is a great person who contributes to her local economy, whilst Ralphie has been a VERY indecent doggy and gone doodoo inside! Sidney discusses getting her physical health in order while mentally unraveling due to the actions of this tiny terrorist. This episode was published December 2nd, 2020 on the Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality Patreon, where Decency with Delorean episodes are released early. Subscribe for only $1 a month! https://www.patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality

Sidney is back from Atlanta and talking about doodoo. She also mentions her endometriosis surgery, then returns to talk more about doodoo!

Sidney is heading to Atlanta for surgery, and troubled by people who give a shit about which way toilet paper goes on the dispenser.

In this episode Sidney aggressively dissects the most scandalous line in Alanis Morissette's 1995 song 'Right Through You.' Cold brew is a helluva a drug! These episodes are now dropping early on https://www.patreon.com/sexdrugsandspirituality for only $1 a month!

A new episode? Lucky you! Sidney discusses life with a chronic illness, endometriosis, and online sailing lessons.

Judge not, lest ye have a podcast recorded about ye! People don't seem to be minding their manners or minding their business lately, and Sidney is sick of it! She doesn't need anyone feeling sorry for her, because what she lacks in financial stability, she makes up for with physical beauty.

Sidney has too much caffeine and discusses binge eating, lame dudes, and the proper way to treat a customer service representative!

Weird news for Sidney Delorean, but life is weird, ya know?

Are you really happy, or have you just become detached from the miserable being that is your true self? I can tell you this much: talking into a microphone about your eating disorder and endometriosis for 30 minutes will not make you a bigger fan of yourself. However, joining a private group chat for Furby enthusiasts, will make you smile for sure.

It's the first ever Sex, Drugs & Spirituality/Decency with Delorean swapcast! This episode really packs a punch! Sidney gives shout outs to some very special listeners, and announces the first ever official sponsor of the show @sadbabybeck on Twitter, follow her, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. Sidney also gives a full recap of her weekend in Danvers, Massachusetts for the Motern Media Extravaganza. Spoiler Alert: it was a great time. The episode wraps up with Sidney reading some of the more unpleasant messages that have slid into her DMs, and expressing her strong feelings on baggage.....check it!

It's that time again, where women have to put their personal pain on public display in order to be heard. So despite the fact that I try to stay neutral and likable, (that’s how I make my money and theoretically that’s how I build a fan base)here it is: Abortion is an extremely safe and common medical procedure. Many people don’t realize how common it is because women are taught to be ashamed and keep quiet. Statistically speaking, you know many women who have had an abortion. If you think you don’t, you know me. My body has experienced many sexual traumas; violent rape, multiple botched IUD insertions, sexual assault at the hands of an abusive partner. Forcing a woman to carry an unwanted pregnancy is assault on her bodily autonomy. It’s a trauma I don’t think I would have survived. If I had not been able to obtain a safe, legal abortion, I would have sought unsafe and illegal means. I can also say that if I was unsuccessful in that, and forced to carry they child of my abuser, I would have committed suicide. It is my opinion that not only does abortion NOT end a life, it saves one. It saved mine. I'm sure I touch on other things in this episode, and I probably cry. How fun!

Most of life is bullshit, we can admit that to each other. THIS IS A SAFE SPACE! But one thing can vastly improve the quality of your life, and that thing is comprehensive sex education at an early age. Don't let the world grind you down. Turn on, tune in, and drop out- this tie dye shirt is really controlling the keypad today folks!

Jobs are dumb, dental hygiene is important, and sometimes when you're a go-getter you go and get yourself some problems.

Sidney has returned from her travels and is here to bestow this worldly wisdom up you: DON'T BOTHER LEAVING YOUR HOUSE, at least not to go to New Mexico.

Tell your mental illness to take a hike! Unfollow them on social media. Positive energy! Yes!

Congestion central! Sidney can't breath through her nose, but that won't stop her from making jokes. Get ready to laugh, cry, and then be committed for rapid cycling bipolar disorder.

Comedian Rob Love is on the phone to discuss so many things! For details on accessing the full, unedited episode, email sidneydelorean@gmail.com.

The human body is prone to many indecent behaviors. In this episode, Sidney shares tales of the ways her body has betrayed her this week, by being indecent in the highest order.

Have you been craving more Delorean? Well you're about to get it! Decency with Delorean is entering a new phase. It's going to include interviews with other decent human beings to create a whole community striving for human decency!

Sidney is trying out a new format! Recording when she isn't sad. Spoiler Alert: she cries anyway. The song featured at the end of the show is Never Stop Being Amazed by Life by The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man. Matt Farley of Motern Media is the greatest songwriter of our time.

Who let this sad white lady near a microphone? Somebody better come get their auntie, she's embarrassing herself again. If you insist on listening, aren't you in for a treat. Dashed dreams, broken hearts and a longing for money and oral sex await, in this truly special episode.

You want proof of how much Sidney Delorean loves you? She is 100% honest with you 100% of the time. She doesn't sugar coat it like those pretend love fools. The best way the reciprocate love is with money, so penny up bitches!

Woah, what's that? Sidney isn't depressed? This is a landmark episode with an exciting announcement about a project in conjunction with Semonche podcast.

The untold story of hard earned success is that before winning, you are going to lose for a long long time. Winning isn't about being the best, it's about persevering the most. So saddle up with your favorite loser, Sidney Delorean. Pity party for one, please!

This episode is all about tempering your expectations and getting your pipes cleaned. The climb to happiness is atop a scaffold of mediocre aspirations. Party on you sexy bitches.

I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't listen back to this or do any editing, so I have no idea what's contained within this one. But we all know the drill by now, so probably stuff about dicks and food issues. Huzzah!

Finally! A podcast daring enough to cover the topic of two handed fisting! Just kidding, this episode is a tight ten minutes exploring the roots of the personal myths and self delusions we require in order to keep active in the dating world.

If it's all a simulation, does anything you do matter? Ultimately no, but it won't kill you to wear a condom anyway. Plus, we discuss how finger blasting is the safest sex, both physically and emotionally. I am so, so, so painfully alone, but so are you, wether or not you realize it. Trust me, you're alone. I mean, bless your heart, but you're listening to this garbage. You're a mess, but I love you.

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN FOR ME!!!!! But shouldn't it be embarrassing? Who the fuck knows? Oh, wait, I know, because I'm Sidney Mother Fucking Delorean, advice goddess to the stars.

Woah! OMG! It's been an entire month without an update........ Guess who has been too depressed to record? That's right, Sidney Delorean America's favorite sad bitch with great tits. But here she is, taking a break from letting your dad cum inside of her, laying it all on the line for your entertainment.

Suicide, jews, mothers, hair shirts, and so much more! Drop your pants, and tune in for more life lessons from the queen of living with depression.

Why are you still listening? Why does anyone do anything? Sidney knows, and she can't wait to tell you. In this episode, she'll answer such universal life questions, such as; When is it time to put down your pet, and pick up a good book? What's the deal with bandaids? Why does it feel so good to be so bad (at life)? So hop in, the water's fine! (except for the industrial waste)

WHATEVER! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! Ummmmmmm, but maybe you should, you know, if you're like a licensed professional or something. But seriously, this episode has it all; sexual dissatisfaction, irritable bowel syndrome, kosher food stuffs, and tips on how to die alone.

This episode is not great, but exists nonetheless- JUST LIKE ALL OF US. Sidney is still fucking that Jew, and other such unsurprising facts. Saddle up and enjoy the ride, the mediocre ride through the desert of a solitary existence.

She's back! Now with 80% more sadness! Let's bust the hymen on this bad boy and let a depressed bitch tell you about life. She knows what's best for you, and for ALL of your holes.