In the DFW, crime is a real tough nut, and the regular police can't crack it. Oh, they've tried, but now their hands are sore from squeezing so hard, and a few real dummies broke some teeth. Honestly, it's just embarrassing, and now it's up to the DFWTF to save everybody's bacon.
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Episode Notes We discuss Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards and listen to a whole lot of "feelings" causing voicemails. For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links! Patreon Discord Merch Website Twitter Instagram

Mister Christmas by Cring Bosby (Ultra Rare live appearance bootleg)For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Live from GameCrazeCon East 2019!For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

We Did Itwe had such a good timewe want you to stayright there and we'll be backwe just need a breakcuz this thingis slowly but surely killing usand we never could have done it without youand we did itwe all did itfucking nailed it and you were thereand you heard it16-4-2-ed iteven if they didn't care For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

WE DID IT! Also, check out the really cool AS&S wiki hereFor more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip and Trevor face off against their most dangerous opponent yet.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Things quickly go off the rails and it's up to DFW's finest to get things back on track.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip and Trevor hatch a foolproof plan to save their friends.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

What awaits our special agents in their old DFW Task Force Headquarters?For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

With DFW under crooked, martial law, it’s up to Kip and Trevor to save the day (and their friends).For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

A lot has changed since Kip and Trevor left DFW.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

We Got the Nasty Money by Primal CrankFor more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

teamtreefrog or #teamcrow? Also, check out the really cool AS&S wiki hereFor more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip and Trevor find an answer to a question they hadn’t pondered, and learn how lethal the trucker life can be.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Strange things are afoot at the Pump 'N' Munch.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

When outlaw bikers and outlaw bankers try anything to get their hands on nasty money, will the DFWTF strike a deal?For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerch / Rad gear that you'll probably die withoutWebsiteTwitterInstagram

In DFW, crime is never cool... unless it pops a wheelie.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip and Trevor bear a heavy load.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip and Trevor strike it rich with problems at the most inopportune time.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

My Supermodel Girlfriend (And Her Supermodel Friend) by Filthee StrutFor more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Welcome to Leg Rat ChatFor more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Alf and Durant from Darkman continue their investigation of Phoenix Consulting.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

When the boys begin to doubt they're cut out for middle management, they give their friend Frasier Krang a ride and pick his brain for answers.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Chief Trevor Steel and Party-Chief Kip Simpkins manage to supervise the leadership management.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

The reign of Steel Force begins.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Trevor’s Daddy proposes an alternative to baby money.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

When a sting goes south, special detectives Steel and Simpkins cannonball into action.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Gil's Earth-Like Space Bar by GloktorFor more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

This episode is so skippable that we almost skipped writing this description!For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Justice comes served by Kip and Trevor on a veggie platter.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

DFW's finest consider the most indecent of proposals.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip, Trevor, and Captain Murray receive an invitation to a roo-mantic dinner for four.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

In the DFW, crime doesn’t take a break for gelato.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

When the Task Force falls on hard times, what won’t Trevor Steel resort to?For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip and Trevor have their day in court.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Worthless Soul by Death MatthewsFor more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

This very skippable episode was almost called "The Ballad of Smart Jared" but then Muscle Boy won all of our hearts.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

It’s Trevor, Kip, and Ramis to the rescue, when R.A.D. turns DFW’s shopping district into a demolition derby.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Does the DFWTF have what it takes to stop artificially intelligent supercar R.A.D., or will they get exhaust-ed?For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

The hunt for R.A.D. is stalled while Kip, Trevor, Ramis, and Steve put in some much needed work on the van.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip and Trevor teach Ramis an important lesson about the difference between fucking up, and fucking UP.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

When Ramis and the boys find themselves on thin ice after the loss of an expensive robot car, they decide to buckle down and get RAD.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram

Kip and Trevor are driven to succeed when they put the pedal to the metal and kick their policing into high gear.For more cool AS&S stuff, check out these links!PatreonDiscordMerchWebsiteTwitterInstagram