Bard Alcohol Content

"Well we had Steve from Ultra 64....ummm uhhh he joined us in a post apocalyptic capitalist hell scape - you were teens hunting and killing enemies of the state for money and tv ratings" - Tyler Detrick   We had Steve of Ultra 64! A podcast that rates all of the Nintendo 64 games! yes. ALL of them! https://www.ultra64podcast.com/ has the full list and ranking of all the games! https://open.spotify.com/show/6Pm0NeU7jnXOFP0AFyYFyV?si=Ka6qwiGPTRWGFY7GETpVpQ for the show! (Or wherever else you get podcasts- unless its not there- dont @ me)    Thank you to Charlie and Brendan for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP "Hostile Twerk Environment" https://stfurobot.bandcamp.com/track/drunk-pics 

Space is nothin' more than a bunch of stupid rocks...or....are those rocks? Welcome to our Halloween Special!!!!  We played Grin! A card based suspense/horror RPG  https://www.arcana-games.com/grin    Thanks to Scare-lie and Boo-ndan of STFU Robot for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP Hostile Twerk Environment https://stfurobot.bandcamp.com/track/drunk-pics 

Get out those blackboards and chalk and letters and such cuz reading is what?! FUNdamental in this pirate-y sorta wizard-y thing also  Nolan. Is. HERE!!! Game at 19:15  This week we played Spell: The RPG https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/253708/Spell-The-RPG  Please follow us on Spotify and throw us a review on itunes!!!    Thank you to Charlie and Brendan for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP Hostile Twerk Environmenthttps://stfurobot.bandcamp.com/releases   

Today we are all John. Every one of us. All three of us....and it gets....violent. Like senselessly violent.    We played Everyone is John - A charming one page where you and your maniac friends try to keep you (John) alive while battling each other in a sort of sadistic inner conflict. https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John    Theme Music https://stfurobot.bandcamp.com/releases 

Scrolls and Swords!  Tyler, Mel, and Grant are back with a new show! It's like the old one but different. Tommy is here now and he loves us very much. And we love you - the listener ... Enjoy!   Play the game here!!! https://img.fireden.net/tg/image/1451/32/1451325415529.pdf   Find us here!!! https://www.facebook.com/bacpod 

K A R I A N N E & M I C H A E L ARE FINALLY HERE!!!! Two Headed Dragon Brothers totally shame Loki and beat him up! Killer slam bruh!   Thank you to STFU Robot for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP Hostile Twerk Environment. No creative commons this time! 

Gosh I hope you remember whats happening because I sure as sherbet don't 

  We finish up our game of Capture the Flag and everyone makes it out alive! Literally nothing goes wrong!   Thank you to STFU Robot for use of their song "Drunk Pics" https://stfurobot.bandcamp.com/track/drunk-pics All other music is licensed under creative commons!   

Wild party, eh bro? yeah dueled a guy   game tomorrow got a sick 'cussion Special thanks to STFU Robot for use of their song 'Drunk Pics" off of their EP Hostile Twerk Environment and to Lurm for use of their song "Closed House" off of their Album 'Send or Receive'   All other music licensed under Creative Commons 

We finally get to hear from Nolan!  and then? we fight.  Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Thank you to STFU Robot for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP Hostile Twerk Environment for our intro music and to Lurm for use of their song "Closed House" off of their album Send or Receive   

We're back at the stadium! The winners are announced and their motivations, revealed!   Wait!!! But who are these mysterious masked contestants?!?!?!   Thank you to STFU Robot for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP 'Hostile Twerk Environment' as our beginning  Thank you to Lurm for use of their song "Closed House" off of their Album 'Send or Receive' as our Syd's theme and the outro for this episode.  All other songs come from Incompetech.com's music database: "What You Want (version 2)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) "Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) "Achaidh Cheide" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) "Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) "Call to Adventure" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)"Sonatina in C Minor" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)    

The race just keeps on going! We go head to head with one of the Chosen and Popo continues to be a pain in the...er... pinky finger.    Come give these dopey goons your hard earned money!!! $1 per month! That's not a lot of money.  That's NOT A LOT OF MONEY https://www.patreon.com/BardAlcoholContent   Thanks to STFU Robot for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP 'Hostile Twerk Environment' Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Achaidh Cheide" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

The race is on! Bunch and Loki must traverse a series of booby-traps to earn their place in the tournament!   Special Thankssssss to STFU Robot for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP 'Hostile Twerk Environment" Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

the kiddos stumbled into a pretty intense competition and it starts off about as well as you could expect.   special thanks to STFU Robot for use of their song Drunk Pics off of their EP Hostile Twerk Environment.  other music from creative commons Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Achaidh Cheide" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)"Call to Adventure" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)  

Last arc was pretty tough on these cousins. Good thing they have time to train before next arc!  Thank you to STFU Robots for the use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP, Hostile Twerk Environment Thank you to Charlie for his collection of "Hot Cross Bunz" for use in our transitions.  All other music comes from the Creative Commons:  Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Sneaky Snitch" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io:"What You Want (version 2)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Finale of Study in White! Loki does so Hero stuff!!!  Bunch meets a new friend! 

Loki is still trying to get that Argentis guy. Bunch faces Peychaud. Thank you to STFU Robot for use of their song "Drunk Pics" off of their EP 'Hostile Twerk Environment' and Gemma for use of her rendition of Bunch's "Hot Cross Buns" Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Hyperfun" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)- has been clipped and faded out for use as interlude

Loki's on his way to getting rid of Sir Argentis for good! Bunch goes on a wild chase!  Thanks to STFU Robot for use of "Drunk Pics" off of their EP "Hostile Twerk Environment"  Thank you as well to Gemma! for the use of her rendition of "Hot Cross Buns" 

In this one Bunch and Loki pretend to be priests to try and find evidence that a church stole flowers from a magic forest.  An old friend returns!   This week's cocktail is a Savoy Corpse Reviver -1 part Brandy, 1 part White Creme-de-Menthe, 1 part Fernet -shake and strain equal parts into a martini glass, enjoy while hungover.

Bunch and Loki pay a visit to the White Holy Order! Bunch makes some robes, Loki finds out a secret everyone already knew about his bird.  We have a Patreon! sign up here!   Today's drink is Bunch's Brunch Mimosa!  We used pomegranate juice and champagne, but you can add any juice you'd like (or add some vodka).  Go wild!

Bunch and Loki get into a special (werewolfy) brand of trouble in our FIRST EVER Holiday Special! This weeks drink is known as a Hand Grenade (and yeah, I did steal this from Letterkenny), but we call it A Cure For Werewolfism. You'll need: -Dark Beer (a stout) -Irish Cream -Whiskey -1 pint glass, 2 shot glasses Fill the pint glass halfway up with beer. Pour a shot of whiskey and a shot of irish cream and wedge the shot glasses at the top of the pint glass (the whiskey shot should be higher up).  When it's time to drink, pull the whiskey shot out and drink it quick, then quickly drink the irish cream/beer (it'll curdle fast if you arent quick!).  Enjoy, and be careful not to break your teeth!

The plot thickens as Bunch and Loki delve deeper into the mystery of the stolen flowers.  Will they be able to solve it, or will they kill senselessly for no reason?  Only time will tell!   No drink this episode, but feel free to check out this silly new game Tyler made called The Idols of March which you can find here!   We also have a Patreon!  Become a Patron!

So a bad thing happened and we lost the first episode of our new arc.  Whoops!  Luckily Tyler, along with some special guests (with really similar voices), are here to go over what happened.  We'll back next week with a regular episode, so don't you fret!Hey also we have a Patreon! It's only a dollar and we'd really appreciate it. Sign up here!

Our heroes go home to relax and recuperate, but how long will their rest last?  It's our first ever Sobriety Hour!This week's cocktail is a family of Bucks.  No, not a deer, but a drink! -Pick your favorite spirit (you'll need about 2oz of it) -Lime (fresh and juice) -Ginger Beer Muddle the citrus, add the booze, and fill with ice and ginger beer.  Enjoy this refreshing drink that DOES NOT require a copper mug.   New arc starts next week, see you then!

Bunch and Loki just had their first fight, but they can't rest just yet!  Join us for the conclusion of our first arc!This week's cocktail is the Earl Gus Tea: an infused hot toddy! -2oz Earl Grey Infused Bourbon -1 Tablespoon Honey -.5oz Lemon Juice Heat some water in a kettle.  Put the ingredients in a mug, stir, and enjoy!  Great for a sore throat or after a battle in the woods.

Loki and Bunch, deep in the East Wood, have done what they do best: start a party!  But something sinister is happening, and Hark wants to check it out.  Find out what happens next!This episode's cocktail is The Blood of the Earth: a Gin Fizz with a twist! -2oz Gin -.5oz lemon juice -.5 rosemary simple syrup -soda water Build ingredients in rocks glass with ice, fill with soda water.  This drink uses rosemary simple syrup, but you can substitute with any flavored syrup, as long as you make it and as long as it's fresh!

The race is on!  Bunch and Loki enter the mystical East Wood with their new companions, but will it be an easy road to victory?  Of course not!  Find out why in this episode of Bard Alcohol Content! This episode's cocktail: The Cardini -2 oz Vodka -.25 oz Lime Juice, .25 oz Cranberry Juice -1 Can of Lychees (in syrup) Put ingredients (plus 1 lychee and 1.5oz of lychee juice) into cocktail shaker with ice.  Shake and pour into a martini glass (or whatever adventuring cup you may have). Drop whole lychee in for garnish.  Enjoy!

Things go from crazy to worse-crazy in our second episode of BAC!  Bunch goes for a piggyback ride. Loki learns to use sloth hands. They both make some new friends.   This episode's cocktail: the Dream-tini -2oz Gin or Vodka (any type, as long as it's expensive) -.5oz Elderflower -.5oz Dry Vermouth (optional) -Food-Grade Glitter (a little dab'll do ya) Put ingredients into cocktail shaker.  Shake well, pour into your tallest, most expensive crystal martini glass. lemon twist for garnish.

Welcome to the idyllic bayside town of Bellinghamlet!  Our heroes wake up in a strange place with no recollection of what happened the night before (so, the usual).  Join cousins Bunch (Melanie Strickland) and Loki (Grant Lemaitre) on a brand new alcohol-fueled adventure!