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Hear us out on this one. Hear us out. It's long and looney but worth it. The boys welcome back third mic extraordinaire Phil Carter to talk about conjugal visits, the 12 days of Barsmas and Glickmas, and Stove God Brooks. As a great ally, Phil makes room for POC voices and leaves for a third segment where Paul and Adrian once again interview legendary musician Louis Armstrong who has recently cooked up some new music. Article 1: Care and Feeding https://web.archive.org/web/20240504130155/https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/05/parenting-advice-philosophy-self-defense-babysitting.html Article 2: Ask a Frogman https://www.breachbangclear.com/ask-frogman-combat-option/ Third Segment: Lucky Louis

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The boys discuss anti-pepsi families, Paul's campaign against drag story hour, and recent developments in the boy scout's admission policies. They then tackle two advice columns all about camping and being outdoor folks. They wrap up with a totally realistic and not at all problematic appraisal of their abilities to beat up on wild animals. Article 1: The Parent Coachhttps://www.mlparentcoach.com/washington-post/should-she-stay-or-should-she-go-summer-camp-conundrum/Article 2: Ask Lisi https://www.thestar.com/life/relationships/my-shy-girlfriend-and-i-went-camping-with-three-other-couples-i-woke-up-in/article_253ee236-55c4-11ef-b74e-8b19dce49b5d.htmlThird Segment: Animals we could take in a fight tier list

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The boys discuss dog poop hacks, halloween decorations, and the longevity of the Suite life of Zach & Cody. They then tackle some advice columns about being stereotyped in your personality and broken homes. They wrap up with a discussion about how you too can start your own podcast (just don't ask us to listen). Article 1: Ask Patty https://www.moderndailyknitting.com/2022/02/09/patty-asks-patty/ Article 2: Ask Amy https://www.mlive.com/advice/2024/05/ask-amy-list-of-repairs-left-at-neighbors-house.html Third Segment: How to start your own podcast

The boys welcome Pierce, the first gentleman of the pod (yes, Nicole is canonically the president of BFNC). The boys discuss, or rather intermittently interject, as Pierce yaps on and on about jury duty, his favorite things that happen in high school gyms, and the best songs about digging. They then tackle some advice columns about the age-old art of wrasslin' as well as the only city in America that officially runs on Dunkin' and structural racism. They wrap up with a third seggy all about deciphering the wrestling lyrics found throughout the hip hop landscape. Strap in for this one lads and lasses, it's a rollercoaster. Pierce would like to formally apologize for misgendering Sonny Kiss. He wishes nothing but the best for Sonny and apologizes for the lapse in memory. Article 1: Care and Feeding https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/03/father-son-wrestling-masculinity-care-and-feeding.html Article 2: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/08/poc-friends-say-irish-heritage-interest-dog-whistle-dear-prudence-advice.html Third Segment: Explain that wrestling bar

The boys discuss making things the Ocky way, collecting concert setlists, and Korean BBQ. They then yap on and on about kitchen gadgets before tackling some on-theme advice column questions. They wrap up with an exchange of dumb kitchen gadgets available online before coming up with their own useless kitchen tool creation. Paul and Adrian formally apologize for misgendering Lil Uzi Vert. We strive to do better in the future but the bit was kinda funny and we're sure Uzi would be cool with it and forgive us. Article 1: The Shoebox https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/how-to-make-kitchen-counter-space Article 2: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/06/kitchen-nightmare-care-and-feeding-advice.html Third Segment: Gadget round up plus product pitch

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The boys talk termites, Supperland brunch, and how the Jaguars need to stay out of Shark's gang territory. They then tackle two advice columns all about King shit before Paul ranks some King based bars. Article 1: Ask Martin Luther King https://kinginstitute.stanford.edu/king-papers/documents/advice-living-13 Article 2: The Fairy Godmother Advice Column https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-fairy-godmother-advice-column/ Third Seggy: King Bar Rankings

The boys talk Stanley Tucci cocktails, edgy Steve Irwin jokes, and bare/bear traffic. They then tackle two advice columns on zoos/aquaria before ending on a third seggy ranking zoo animals. Article 1: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/12/dear-prudence-animal-rescue-circus.html Article 2: Ask Amy https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2023/07/ask-amy-im-tired-of-zoo-guests-pretending-their-pets-are-service-animals.html?outputType=amp Third Seggy: Zoo animal tier list