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Good morning. Many times in the past few years, including the dark times of 2020, I have thought how easy it is to turn your face to the sun, if you remember it is there and if you choose to. I watched the sunrise just before I recorded this for you. My mother had died two days earlier, there is always a lot to do in the wake of someone's death, and it was the first time I was alone and thinking of her, and also how much she would have liked the hot tub I was in at that moment and which we bought the year before, how she for sure would have been getting in and out of it and insisting on doing so naked and not caring who saw her. Mom, she had a thing for being naked, to wit:Mom [around 1998]: Nancy, I am going to a nudist camp, why don't you come with me?Me: Oh my god mom, no…Mom: It will be fun! You can write about it.I declined, with prejudice. Mom of course went. She never flagged in her commitment to walking around without her clothes on.Anyone following along here knows my mom has been leaving us for several years, what I have come to think of as the long linger. At least a half-dozen times I drove away from the property thinking, that is the last time I will see her… But it never was, she was the unsinkable Kathy Hayes until this past Monday. As my friend Deb later said, “She found her way home.” I am taking a lot of comfort from that.As you will hear in the audio, I was given a sign the day before…This one's a freebie. Subscribe for weekly Pie Talks, Smoking Diaries, and all other Smoke ‘Em episodes and nicetiesI started seeing hawks as messengers just after Tim's dad died. We were with him when he passed, in a hospital in Houston, which I wrote about in a “Modern Love” essay. I would be running in, say, Griffith Park, thinking about something difficult, and there a hawk would be, circling above me. Since Tim's death in 2019, he's taken over the messengering. At least that's what I think. Anyway, this hawk was going at it all day last Sunday. There are a gazillion birds upstate but a hawk's cry is very distinct.On Monday afternoon, I was just coming back from a visit with Jon Ronson—whose latest book, The Castle: Adventures in the World of Unraveling Me, drops next week so go get that—when I pulled into the driveway and saw the hawk sitting there. It was a red-tailed hawk, in no hurry to move. It eventually did, keening as it flew north, then came back in the early evening, while I was sitting on the front steps soon after learning about my mom's death. Cooking for me is comfort and a solace. I don't think it was that way for Mom, she was too hyper, a get-'er-done cook as opposed to a lingerer, read all about it, and her.I gave you all the recipe for her red sauce on Pie Talk #4, in March 2023. Many changes since, including the featured image of the Melania painting now hanging in the studio where The Fifth Column guys record, and the Chinatown apartment being no more, or no more for me, though it has passed on to someone in the extended chosen family, which makes us all happy, it's a rad pad with very, very good juju. For now, I leave you with Mom's Red Sauce. Please do make it, her gift to you. Let me know how it turns out xx “Your Mom's Red Sauce”I'm calling it this because that's how people always ask me for it. You are making a lot of sauce here, enough for several meals and several quarts for the freezer. This is also enough for one honkin' big lasagna, and about that: When making lasagna, go for full-fat ricotta and mozzarella. How you make lasagna, you say? Like this: In a very large baking pan, layer sauce, al dente cooked lasagna noodles, egg-size globs of ricotta, slices of mozzarella, repeat and repeat. The finished product will weigh about 8 pounds. Bake it at 350, loosely covered with foil, for about an hour, then remove foil and bake another 30 minutes, until top layer of cheese is all melty and browning. This will feed at least 10 - 12 people, who as the years go by will ask you please to make it again x* Olive oil, 4 - 6 T.* 2 large yellow onions, chopped* 2 cloves garlic, chopped* 2 pounds hamburger meat, 80/20% fat* 5 cans (29-ounce) Hunt's Tomato Sauce. Yes, I know some of you want to use an Italian brand, or something organic. You do you but that's not the sauce, and if I had a nickel for every person I've given this recipe to who later said,”It didn't taste like yours...” and then admitted they did not, as specifically instructed, use the Hunt's, I'd have about 65-cents. Try it this way first and then go fancify!* 2 T. dried oregano, 1 T. dried basil if you have some, 2 bay leavesIn a large heavy-bottom sauce pot (not “sauce pan” as I repeatedly said in the audio), heat the olive oil over medium-heat. Add the onion and cook until translucent and with some brown bits, stirring occasionally. Add garlic and cook about a minute, stirring. Try not to burn the garlic (... she writes, often doing so herself.)Break up hamburger with your fingers and drop into the cooking onions. Don't break it up too much; you want some hunks the size of whole walnuts, and don't stir too much. Cook until the meat loses its pink and there are some brown bits.Pour in the sauce, crunch in the oregano and basil between your fingers, and add bay leaves. Stir the meat up from the bottom and bring the sauce to a simmer. Once it simmers, turn the flame as low as it will go, cover the pot but leave a tiny crack for steam to escape, and simmer, at least two hours, stirring from the bottom every 20 minutes or so, to avoid meat sticking to the bottom and scorching. Depending on your burner, a flame-tamer may be in order. The sauce originally called for three hours of simmering and by all means, go for it, but two hours is also fine.Remove from heat, eat some right away on hot pasta, let the rest cool and freeze or otherwise save for another day.Things people have added to good effect: Italian sausages for last hour of cooking (my mom), a splash of red wine and red pepper flakes (my former husband).Things people have put this sauce on other than pasta: bread in a bowl (everyone), salad (my late stepfather). This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit smokeempodcast.substack.com/subscribe
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Johnny Mac praises Rory Scovel's new Netflix special as fantastic and slots it at #2 for the year, behind Chris Fleming's HBO “Live at the Palace” at #1, also recommending viewers avoid Vulture's spoiler review. He runs through his top nine specials so far: Ryan Hamilton's Netflix “Then It Hit Me,” Trevor Noah's Netflix “Joy,” Katt Williams' Netflix special, Pete Holmes' 800 Pound Gorilla special, Derek Streep's “Nostalgic,” Ramy Youssef's “In Love,” and Jackie Kashian's “After Kashian,” with others in a lower tier to discuss on the full audio podcast. He reads Tom Segura's comments on recording separate “Your Mom's House” episodes amid a long, private, emotionally difficult divorce from Christina P. He also asks who Peter Brady's “pork chops and applesauce” impression was of. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News is hosted by Johnny Mac and releases every weekday. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network. For transcripts and show notes visit www.dailycomedynews.comDaily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening. $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free.
Johnny Mac reports on Christina P. (Christina Pazsitzky) and Tom Segura divorcing after nearly 20 years, with Christina confirming on Your Mom's House that it's sad but amicable, asking fans not to take sides, and saying they will continue co-hosting. The Times of London gives Dave Chappelle's London appearance two stars, criticizing a late start, high ticket prices, and an unfocused set that still touched on transgender-related material. Andrew Schulz comments on Caitlin Clark being criticized for avoiding politics. Stavros Halkias discusses playing a sous chef in an Anthony Bourdain movie. An LA Times feature covers Anthony Jeselnik's insomnia leading to the Jeselnik Book Club and its influence, with a nod to John Mulaney's book club. Jenny Yang tours grocery-store comedy shows, Mary Beth Barone discusses dating and crowd work, and Meredith Kercher's sister criticizes Amanda Knox's Edinburgh Fringe comedy project. 00:16 Christina P and Segura Split01:48 Chappelle London Review03:23 Schulz on Caitlin Clark04:02 Stavros in Bourdain Film04:50 Jeselnik Book Club Boom07:47 Jenny Yang Grocery Tour08:51 Mary Beth Barone Dating09:45 Amanda Knox Fringe Backlash Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News is hosted by Johnny Mac and releases every weekday. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network. For transcripts and show notes visit www.dailycomedynews.comDaily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening. $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free.
#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 296 - The boys get deep into their speculation bag regarding the Your Mom's House Podcast and we find out some interesting information about our down below. We see a video of a lady trying to enjoy a pastry on the waterfront only to have her time ruined by a seagull, and we tumble down a rabbit hole about waterfronts. JDirty shows off a misprinted copy of "The Amazing Jeckel Brothers", but that too leads us down a pretty disturbing path about his past and some unknown stories. @troxy_cotton @scrubhopking @bigtrox303 #ScrubHop #imfuckingColumbo #GiveMeAWaterfront #itwasnteveninmybackyardScrub Hop Talk is a weekly show with JDirty, Big Trox, and Troxy Cotton. The boys bring you their take on life and pop culture, reacting to crazy videos, and showcasing a different song from their catalog every week. Brand new episodes air here at YouTube.com/ScrubHop every Sunday night at 5pm Pacific time.Please comment, like, and subscribe!For more information, visit ScrubHop.com to learn all about the music and join the movement.Big Trox's hat selection this week is brought to you by Static-X.Visit Howard's 3D Prints for all your 3D printing needs!https://www.instagram.com/howards3dprintsThis week's song:JDirty - "Until Next Time" https://open.spotify.com/track/2KPXjEpK5mwaliImpTxmOI?si=ee98e5a1e9924ca4Buy the merch at:http://ScrubHopShop.bigcartel.comFollow the socials at:@ScrubHop on EVERYTHING!JDirty:http://scrubhop.com/jdirtyhttp://instagram.com/scrubhopkinghttp://twitter.com/jdirty303http://facebook.com/JDirty303Big Trox:http://scrubhop.com/bigtroxhttp://instagram.com/bigtrox303Troxy Cotton:http://scrubhop.com/troxycottonhttp://instagram.com/troxy_cottonhttp://twitter.com/TroxyCottonhttp://facebook.com/TroxyCottonCO
Ricker and Bon break down South Korea's leveraged-ETF unwind, SpaceX and Starlink's challenge to telecom, GPT-5.6 and agentic work, Christopher Nolan's studio move, Japan's yen problem, and a final Timepiece Hour on Seiko and Orient.They also get into Spotify's copyright crackdown, late-night DJ sets in Los Angeles, Snapchat and dating-app economics, Apple TV, Ted Lasso, and the Your Mom's House breakup. Music playback from the BONES “Seiko” segment was removed while the spoken setup, reactions, lyric discussion, and watch conversation remain.0:00 Cold open0:42 Spotify's copyright crackdown3:59 Weekend DJ adventures10:55 Weekly tech rundown14:06 GPT-5.6 and ChatGPT Work19:05 South Korea's leverage casino28:16 SpaceX and Starlink vs. telecom34:54 Snapchat and dating-app economics39:09 The Odyssey, Nolan and Universal42:41 Apple TV's Ptolemy Grey45:21 Ted Lasso and six-figure debt49:20 The Your Mom's House breakup52:12 Japan's yen and bond-market problem58:48 Timepiece Hour59:42 BONES' “Seiko” lyric breakdown — music removed60:51 The mechanical watch collection69:03 Orient and Seiko history
This week, Noah has a Yay on K update, Tim goes to Kauai, Andy’s back continues to be a Jenga tower, and the boys discuss 9/11 in movies. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised. Get official TANcast T-shirts, mugs, hats and more in the official TANstore: http://www.zazzle.com/tancast No TANlaughs this week Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at: YourMom(at)TANcast.com ***SHOW LINKS*** Casa Bonita https://www.casabonitadenver.com/The post TANcast 765 – Tim Just Doesn't Wash His Muppets first appeared on TANcast.
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Johnny Mac hosts Daily Comedy News, noting a false online rumor that Patton Oswalt died, which Oswalt mocked and which Twitter corrected. Christina P discussed her divorce from Tom Segura on Your Mom's House, saying they tried for years for the kids, there's no animosity, and “we're cool.” Williams Grove Speedway partnered with Netflix's Tires starring Shane Gillis for fan appreciation night. Netflix releases Ricky Gervais' six-part, 15-minutes-each animated comedy Alley Cats featuring Diane Morgan, with the cast recording together. Bob Marley's new bit references “furries,” alongside a past Maine middle-school incident. Seth Meyers performs at SNHU Arena supporting two New Hampshire children's advocacy groups. Vogue profiles Mary Beth Barone's political, women-and-queer-focused standup and her Netflix-special approach; Johnny's “comedy stock market” says sell Ted Lasso and Barone, buy Pete Correale, and teases a Jay Leno deep dive and Leno driving Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias' preserved 1993 Mustang on Jay Leno's Garage, plus Guardian Q&A with critic Brian Logan on comedy. 00:18 Patton Oswalt Death Hoax00:51 Christina P Divorce Update01:13 Shane Gillis Speedway Promo01:45 Ricky Gervais Alley Cats02:39 Bob Marley Furries Bit03:22 Seth Meyers New Hampshire Show03:44 Mary Beth Barone Vogue Profile05:55 Comedy Stock Market Picks08:13 Deep Dives and Jay Leno Day08:53 Fluffy Mustang on Lenos Garage10:01 Do Critics Still Laugh Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News is hosted by Johnny Mac and releases every weekday. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network. For transcripts and show notes visit www.dailycomedynews.comDaily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening. $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free.
I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun. Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works. They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb. Your Mom's House Ep. 871 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Emotional Intro00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors01:39:06 - Christina's Curations02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding02:33:51 - Final Thoughts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, Greener Grass is too absurdist for Noah, Andy has explosive diarrhea (not related to the cyclosporiasis outbreak), and Tim takes his family to fondue. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised. Get official TANcast T-shirts, mugs, hats and more in the official TANstore: http://www.zazzle.com/tancast No TANlaughs this week Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at: YourMom(at)TANcast.com ***SHOW LINKS*** I have a bad case of Diarrhea – Japanese learning English https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6gThe post TANcast 764 – A Little Diarrhea As A Treat first appeared on TANcast.
SPONSORS: Visit https://www.sleep.ME/ymh and never fight with your partner at bedtime again. Text YMH to 64000 for your 2 free gifts with the purchase of any Pocket Hose Ballistic hose. By Texting 64000, you agree to receive recurring automated marketing messages from Pocket Hose. Message frequency varies and data rates may apply. Text STOP at any time to opt out. Text HELP for additional Information. No purchase required. Terms apply, available at https://PocketHose.com/terms. Sup, chomos! Tom Segura welcomes the shaman himself, Matt McCusker of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast back to the Mommy Dome. Tom opens the show with a clip of a man getting pepper sprayed off a plane sends them down a rabbit hole of taser videos, body cam channels, and sovereign citizens. Matt reveals his wife spent five years as a Philly cop, pulling her gun by week three, and Tom recalls his LAPD ride-along with an officer who answered "which time?" when asked if he'd ever fired his weapon. From there: Anthony Weiner debating his way out of a 3-on-1, why psychology is a fake science, the news that oysters are alive when you eat them, and how the World Cup is really America saying "you're welcome." Plus: a grizzly eats a black bear, a man sexually attracted to forests, a Horrible or Hilarious pool fall for the ages, and Matt's dad discovering Buc-ee's. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 870 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:55 - Opening Clip: You're Gonna Get Sprayed 00:04:55 - Tasers, Body Cams & Sovereign Citizens 00:08:52 - Matt's Wife Was Philly PD 00:14:33 - The Ride-Along Cop Who Killed Four People 00:18:27 - Taser Clips 00:24:19 - Trolling Telemarketers 00:30:51 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Elite Debaters & Anthony Weiner 00:45:31 - Clip: Sexually Attracted To Forrests 00:47:11 - Animal Violence 00:51:54 - Welcome To USA 00:56:22 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:05:26 - World Cup 01:12:21 - Closing Song - "Cool Guy Megamix" by Fart Simpson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week we're re-visiting this episode with Christina Pazsitsky. Original description: Christina Pazsitsky, comedian and cohost of the podcast Your Mom's House (which she records with her husband Tom Segura) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about growing up in the Valley, the answer to the question "Who's your daddy?", appearing on Road Rules, getting into fist fights, parents, body image, gaining weight in your breasts, mom jeans, baby jeans, mommies, falling in love, comedy, Bert Kreischer, male and female energy, Roseanne Barr and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and HGFY. (original airdate: Nov 25, 2012) Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen This episode is brought to you by: LEESA: http://leesa.com (use promo code alisonrosen for 25% off select mattresses plus $50 off) HERS: http://forhers.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
I love to help people avoid fertility challenges by sharing my fertility advice, especially when it comes to busting the myths that I hear all day from patients. I also love to help people avoid fertility challenges by sharing my fertility advice, especially when it comes to busting the myths that I hear all day from patients. So I'm devoted this episode to the nine myths about fertility that you should stop believing. If you hear these myths at social gatherings, now you can be a fertility myth buster too! Here are the 9 myths I'm busting in this episode: 1. Birth Control Pills Have Ruined My Fertility 2. Previous Paternity Equals Current Fertility 3. Baby Number Two Will be Just As Easy As Baby Number One 4. You Can Control the Gender of Your Baby 5. Unexplained Infertility is Real 6. Getting Pregnant Should Be Easy 7. Your Fertility is a Carbon Copy of Your Mom's Fertility 8. Egg Freezing is an Insurance Policy 9. You Can't Have a Healthy Pregnancy without a Regular Menstrual Cycle Read the full show notes on Dr. Aimee's website Do you have questions about IVF? Click here to join Dr. Aimee for The IVF Class. The next live class call is on Monday, August 17 at 4pm PST, where Dr. Aimee will explain IVF and there will be time to ask her your questions live on Zoom. Dr. Aimee Eyvazzadeh is one of America's most well known fertility doctors. Her success rate at baby-making is what gives future parents hope when all hope is lost. She pioneered the TUSHY Method and BALLS Method to decrease your time to pregnancy. Learn more about the TUSHY Method and find a wealth of fertility resources at www.draimee.org. Other ways to connect with Dr. Aimee and The Egg Whisperer Show: Subscribe to my YouTube channel for more fertility tips!Subscribe to the newsletter to get updates
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH That's https://hims.com/YMH for your free online visit. Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship. They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 869 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses 00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam 00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney 00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night 00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes 00:32:14 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories 00:45:58 - Kinky Unc 00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth 00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank 00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth 01:00:49 - Public Pranks 01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Family, today Your Mom and Dad break down all their thoughts on the FINAL episodes of Love Island USA Season 8 (episodes 32-25)! They discuss Family Day drama, food play disgust, dinner eliminations, final dates, the WINNERS of Love Island, and some couple updates and Reunion predictions!***Tune in this Friday (7/24) for a Call Home episode!SEND A “CALL HOME” VOICEMAIL QUESTION HERE:https://www.speakpipe.com/yourmomanddad THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com with promo code MOMDAD ***AMENTARA: Go to https://www/amentara.com/go/ymd and use code YMD11 for an additional 11% off the exclusive first-timer bundle!***HIYA: Receive 50% off your first order on any Hiya product at https://www.hiyahealth.com/MOMANDDAD ***ARTICLE: Thanks to Article for sponsoring this podcast! Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit https://www.article.com/discount/momdad and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.***REMI: Go to https://www.shopremi.com/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save!
This week, TANcast starts season 2! NOah sees a very unusual jazz show, Tim’s son performs in Seussical the Musical, and Andy’s dentist leaves Andy in a painful lurch. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised. Get official TANcast T-shirts, mugs, hats and more in the official TANstore: http://www.zazzle.com/tancast No TANlaughs this week Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at: YourMom(at)TANcast.com ***SHOW LINKS*** TikTok Commenter Guy (Coming soon, Tim couldn’t find Noah’s link and it’s 2:20am so it’s too late to text him) If Cats Had Podcasts https://youtu.be/d_4mQELiklY “Eating a Glizzy” Simeon Goodson https://youtube.com/shorts/oI3Fo3JtDSQ If I Ran DC Studios, Here’s What I’d Do https://youtu.be/RDn3ZQTRUW0The post TANcast 763 – Season 2 first appeared on TANcast.
Johnny Mac covers reports that Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitsky have split after 18 years while planning to continue hosting Your Mom's House, citing TMZ and noting speculation about Segura not wearing a ring and fewer joint episodes. He says he finds the breakup sad and cautions against overreading the ring detail. He reacts to widespread social media annoyance with Will Ferrell's Home Run Derby Netflix appearance and previews Ferrell's new Netflix series The Hawk, with comments from Fortune Feimster. Other items include Colin Jost nearly scoring a hole-in-one at the American Century Championship, Michael Loftus predicting a short-lived Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce marriage, Jon Stewart praising Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and its practical effects, and Bill Maher saying he won't retire. In a “Comedy Stock Market,” he recommends selling Ferrell and Segura and buying Tim Heidecker, then discusses the TV Academy's new yes/no Emmy voting and shares comments from Jemaine Clement and Aida Rodriguez on comedy and marginalized groups. 00:21 Tom Segura and Christina P Split01:33 Wedding Ring Speculation02:43 Will Ferrell Derby Backlash03:37 Ferrell Netflix Series Preview04:32 Colin Jost Golf Near Ace05:05 Swift Kelce Wedding Joke05:22 Jon Stewart Praises Nolan's Odyssey06:03 Bill Maher Won't Retire06:35 Comedy Stock Market Picks: sell Segura, sell Ferrell, buy Heidecker08:28 Emmys Voting Rule Change09:52 Political Correctness Debate10:32 Aida Rodriguez on Balance Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/daily-comedy-news-with-johnny-mac-a-daily-briefing-on-comedians-and-the-comedy-industry--4522158/support.Daily Comedy News with Johnny Mac is a daily podcast covering comedians, stand-up comedy, late night television, and the comedy industry. New episodes every morning. Follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Part of the Caloroga Shark Media network.Contact John at John@thesharkdeck dot com For Uninterrupted Listening, use the Apple Podcast App and click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening. $4.99/month John's Substack about media is free.This is the animal sanctuary mentioned in the February 10 episode.
Become a paid channel member of YMH to get Your Mom's House episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: -Ready to upgrade your home for way less? Head to https://www.wayfair.com right now to shop all things home and get your space ready for less. -Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH at https://BlueChew.com -Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 27% Off Sitewide — Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House. -Start your free trial at https://SHOPIFY.COM/ymh On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams. Your Mom's House Ep. 868 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Short Shorts 00:09:48 - Opening Clip 00:15:42 - Trippy Dave 00:27:15 - Kids These Days are Screwed 00:34:51 - CPAP 00:42:04 - Pazsitzky Effects 00:45:29 - Closeted Celebs 00:55:31 - Christina's Curations 01:06:09 - Worst Cigs 01:14:08 - Hidden Toilet Cams 01:22:27 - Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 3 (7.13) A nasty SoCal heatwave is rolling in with sky-high humidity — we’re all sweating balls out here! Wildfires have sparked but firefighters are working hard on containment. Paris Hilton is back in the news as an advocate fighting to shut down the brutal Provo, Utah boarding school she attended as a teen, though we can’t help missing the old “Simple Life” Paris from the aughts. There’s a vegetation fire called the Zebra Fire burning in Azusa north of the 210, and don’t forget the shirtless nut in East Hollywood who jumped on a Waymo’s windshield, yelling at the sensors and ripping the car apart. In Boyle Heights, residents are dealing with an unbearable rotten stench, flies, and rodents thanks to the 85 million pounds of food rotting at the burned Linear Logistics warehouse, plus a burst water main leaving people without water nearby. On a slightly better note, two corpse flowers are about to bloom at the Huntington Library — those things only flower for 24–48 hours every few years and smell exactly as bad as the name suggests. In celebrity news, comedian Tom Segura and his wife Christina Pazsitzky announced they’re divorcing but will keep doing their podcast “Your Mom’s House” together (that should go smoothly!), while Brad Pitt’s kids Zahara and Maddox took out newspaper ads announcing they’re dropping “Pitt” and keeping “Jolie.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nicki Minaj is facing a new lawsuit after a law firm accused her of failing to pay more than $229,000 in legal fees tied to a copyright case. The firm says Nicki never responded to the lawsuit, and the case has already entered default ahead of a September hearing. Zahara Jolie-Pitt has taken another legal step toward officially dropping "Pitt" from her last name. Court filings show she completed California's required public notice process, with a hearing set for September if no objections are filed. Comedians Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky have amicably separated after 18 years of marriage, TMZ has learned. Sources say they'll continue co-hosting their hit podcast "Your Mom's House" while remaining devoted to co-parenting their two children. Hosts: Branson Quirke, Neda Anvar Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This week, Tim burns his eyes with Chlorine, Noah dog sits for a dog who’s scared of cats, and Andy buys allllllll the fireworks. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised. Get official TANcast T-shirts, mugs, hats and more in the official TANstore: http://www.zazzle.com/tancast No TANlaughs this week Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at: YourMom(at)TANcast.com ***SHOW LINKS*** Stars & Stripes FOREVER! | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets https://youtu.be/eXeIxtI–uc Ancient Hand Pump from TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mr..cool.handicra/video/7656471589029989662The post TANcast 762 – I Love Chaos More Than You, Noah first appeared on TANcast.
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: Visit https://www.sleep.ME/YMH and never fight with your partner at bedtime again. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/mom Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo. Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody. From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language. Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused. Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Allan Poe, a body percussionist who is simply not ready, a man posting his phone number who specifically says not to ask for money, a woman who attempts parkour and lands on her face then immediately says "I'm fine," and a leg hair identity video. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 867 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:37 - Opening Clip: Alec Baldwin 00:14:53 - OnlyFans Sketch 00:17:36 - Canadian White Trash 00:28:57 - Lets Help Jenny 00:39:31 - Love for Hire 00:44:21 - Swingers Resorts 00:54:30 - Hairy Canadian Woman 00:59:32 - Christina's Curations 01:11:53 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, Noah has to deal with horrible customer service, Andy and his son play Borderlands together…but different, and Tim’s youngest son is in his first play. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised. Get official TANcast T-shirts, mugs, hats and more in the official TANstore: http://www.zazzle.com/tancast No TANlaughs this week Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at: YourMom(at)TANcast.com ***SHOW LINKS*** Bob Mortimer: “I once set fire to my house with a box of fireworks.” | Would I Lie To You? https://youtu.be/VKdotYZaJ70 NVIDIA Voyager https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/multimedia/santa-clara-headquarters Ryan George – The Absolute Lunatics of Google Reviews https://youtu.be/RZvC9fv4L7M Conan sees his Smarty Pants toy for the first time. https://youtube.com/shorts/_7OYmIL6slAThe post TANcast 761 – It's Not Called “Contemplative Gentlemen Making Good Decisions” first appeared on TANcast.
Family, today Your Mom and Dad discuss Week 4 of Love Island USA Season 8 (aka episodes 20-25) and they are heated to say the least because the drama coming from the end of Casa, the re-coupling, and Movie Night is wild! Prepare for a 2 hour rant about the men and a love fest about the women!***Tune in next week (7/9) for the next Love Island recap!THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:***TUSHY: 3 Million Butts Love TUSHY! Get 10% off TUSHY with the code MOMDAD at https://hellotushy.com/MOMDAD ***MINT MOBILE: Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/momdad ***INDA CLOUD: If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order Inda Cloud with code MOMDAD at https://inda.shop/MOMDAD # indacloudpod***OLLIE: Ollie. Feed the Obsession. Go to https://www.ollie.com/momdad and use code momdad to get 70% off your first box!***JONES ROAD BEAUTY: Use code MOMDAD at https://www.jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! # JonesRoadBeauty # ad
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com. Go to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping and 365-day returns Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit. The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences. They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 866 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:26 - Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Decades of Debt 00:05:14 - Building Financial Audit From Scratch 00:17:28 - Opening Clip: Hey Retard 00:18:53 - The "Blackie" Cruise Couple & Hard R Drops 00:27:35 - YMH Staff Financial Questions & Confessions 00:34:16 - 50/30/20 Budgeting, Diverse Portfolios, & Success Stories 00:41:37 - Mike The Tax Guy 00:46:37 - Cool Sales Pitches 00:47:58 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:50:17 - General Advice & Fear Of Flying 00:56:26 - Clip: Leaky Rump 00:57:32 - Clip: Fancy Chef Wants To Meet The Mayor 00:59:11 - Austin Property Taxes & Niagara Falls 01:03:51 - More YMH Staff Confessions 01:08:41 - Food Stamps, Roommates & The Best Head Debate 01:15:51 - Closing Song - "Brass Tax" by The Onibaka Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, Noah doesn’t want to be an influencer, Tim finally breaks up with Comcast, and Andy has painful issues with his mouth bones. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised. Get official TANcast T-shirts, mugs, hats and more in the official TANstore: http://www.zazzle.com/tancast No TANlaughs this week Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at: YourMom(at)TANcast.com ***SHOW LINKS*** Obama Sings ‘Let’s Stay Together’ https://youtu.be/T3MRd_QHlQM Eminemdami ft. Jalen Brunson at the Knicks Parade https://youtube.com/shorts/K2feQyirHYE ranking all CHAIRS https://youtu.be/yqIpMeKZk0M Air Bud Trilogy Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive) https://youtu.be/Hk011WMM7t0 https://youtu.be/s9FsxWK0f1A https://youtu.be/s9FsxWK0f1A David Tennant and Michael Sheen – Art Comparisons https://youtu.be/BgMbrrw1v5UThe post TANcast 760 – Expensive Luxury Bones first appeared on TANcast.
Watch the full video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@readysetblowpodcast?sub_confirmation=1 Jeremy Scippio makes his triumphant return to the show this week. Jeremy and Randy have a fun, uninhibited, and interesting conversation about the history of Juneteenth, racism and police reform, wild kinks and sexual preferences, billionaire elites and having FU money, devious corporate marketing tactics, military service and the shameful way the government treats combat veterans, the crossroads of politics and comedy, and the growing crisis of alienation facing young men. The fellas bring the show home with the wild weekly news. Every Thursday, the Ready Set Blow Podcast brings you real talk with comedians, actors, musicians, entertainers, entrepreneurs, and fascinating guests from all walks of life. No scripted BS. No playing it safe…Just raw, funny, and authentic conversations you won't hear on your average podcast. If you enjoy comedy podcasts like Your Mom's House, Flagrant, The Joe Rogan Experience, or Theo Von, you'll love this show! What We Talk About in This Episode: 00:00 Podcast Intro 01:00 Juneteenth 07:00 Police Reform & Racism 15:00 Kinks & Sexual Preferences 25:00 Billionaire Elites & Having FU Money 32:00 Corporate Marketing Tactics 40:00 Military Service Veterans 47:00 Political Comedy 1:01:00 The Crisis Facing Young Men 1:12:00 The Weekly News New Episodes Every Thursday:
Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 865 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:41 - Stick My Dick In A Fan 00:09:26 - Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady 00:19:18 - Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics 00:25:40 - Sex Worker Confession 00:32:33 - Clip: Dracula Ass Pool 00:36:47 - Airport Bathrooms 00:42:25 - How to Dispose of a Body 00:46:22 - Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD 00:51:53 - Disney Adults & Disney Diseases 01:03:10 - Christina's TikTok Curations 01:10:33 - The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy 01:20:47 - More TikToks 01:30:56 - Poser Gimps 01:38:57 - Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Watch the full video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@readysetblowpodcast?sub_confirmation=1 The very funny and often controversial comedian, Josh Denny, is on the podcast this week. The fellas have a wild, hilarious, and provocative chat about controversial comedians, handling negative internet comments, dealing with political differences in everyday life, dangerous hook-ups, offensive and ill-timed jokes, how to deal with social media comment and internet trolls, modern day slavery, the soft bigotry of low expectations, deal breakers in dating, funny movie ideas, and their thoughts on the war in Iran and tentative peace agreement. The boys bring the show home with the wild weekly news. Every Thursday, the Ready Set Blow Podcast brings you real talk with comedians, actors, musicians, entertainers, entrepreneurs, and fascinating guests from all walks of life. No scripted BS. No playing it safe…Just raw, funny, and authentic conversations you won't hear on your average podcast. If you enjoy comedy podcasts like Your Mom's House, Flagrant, The Joe Rogan Experience, or Theo Von, you'll love this show! What We Talk About in This Episode: 00:00 Podcast Intro 01:00 Controversial Comedians 05:00 Internet Comments & Trolls 15:00 Dealing With Political Differences 20:00 Dangerous Hookups 24:00 Offensive Jokes 34:00 Modern Day Slavery 40:00 The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations 46:00 Deal-Breakers in Dating 54:00 Funny Movie Ideas 1:01:00 Iran War Thoughts 1:07:00 The Weekly News New Episodes Every Thursday:
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 20% off Sitewide | 25% off Luxe Mattresses | 30% off Elite Mattresses. This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun! Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy. Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut. Your Mom's House Ep. 864 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Where's Tim? 00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar 00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update 00:21:18 - Truck Driving School 00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy 00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files 00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor 00:44:14 - Fun Day 00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy 00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer 00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan 00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie 00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back 00:57:46 - Budapest Food 01:00:19 - Ian McKellen 01:02:28 - Secret Cave 01:04:07 - Yummy Soda 01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut 01:10:11 - Wrap Up 01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Your Mom and Dad are back and recapping the first 7 episodes of Love Island USA Season 8! They discuss the Love Island (aka Make Out Island) cast, the new bombshells, the relationships already forming, heart break already happening, spiraling beginning, and much more!***Tune in next week (6/18) for the next Love Island recap!THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:***BIOLOGICA: Go to https://www.Biologica.com/MOMDAD and get up to32% off your first subscription order today!***BETTER HELP: This episode is sponsored by Better Help! Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/MOMDAD ***HUNGRYROOT: Get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item in every box for life at https://www.Hungryroot.com/MOMDAD with code MOMDAD ***LOLA BLANKETS: Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at https://www.Lolablankets.com by using code YOURMOMDAD atcheckout! Experience the world's #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.***MINT MOBILE: Go to https://www.MINTMOBILE.com/MOMDAD
Watch "The Adam Ray Show" premiering June 19th on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live". Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 863 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:31 - Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door 00:08:53 - A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions 00:21:16 - Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You? 00:25:42 - Two Doors Down From A Porn Star 00:31:16 - Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot 00:36:50 - Backwoods Brenda 00:40:07 - Big Forehead Comments 00:45:09 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:52:01 - Mr. Hands 00:58:52 - Clip: Sparks In Face 00:59:52 - Adam On Blind Date 01:07:46 - The Adam Ray Show Teaser 01:11:57 - Adam & Tom Talk Character Work 01:19:34 - Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. Become a paid channel member of YMH to get Your Mom's House episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Elevate your summer wardrobe. Go to https://quince.com/mom Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell! Christina P and Jeremy Corbell deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is far from over. The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe! Your Mom's House Ep. 862 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:03 - David Grusch: The Man Who Told the Truth 00:06:54 - Opening Clip: Who's Ready To Wrestle? 00:08:26 - Back To David Grusch 00:15:22 - Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW? 00:22:25 - Reverse Engineering Alien Technology 00:31:01 - Immaculate Constellation Breakdown 00:40:34 - Interdimensional Beings & UFO Theories 00:50:36 - Prison Planet, John Lear's Soul Theory, & The Ariel School 01:00:37 - Jeremy's First Orb Encounter 01:11:54 - Why Consciousness Is the Key to Seeing Them 01:20:58 - Christina's Cancer, Orbs & Spiritual Awakening 01:36:19 - They're Coming 01:44:40 - We're All Already Awake 01:56:07 - Sleeping Dog, 46 Files & a Warning to the Government 02:02:26 - Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH - You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH - Head to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 861 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:36 - Peer Pressure 00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids 00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice 00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It 00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror 00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy 00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me 00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba 00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors 00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction 01:00:51 - Pizza Broad 01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments 01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs 01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tom Segura is a comedian, actor, author, and restaurateur. He hosts “Your Mom's House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with comedian Bert Kreischer. He is also the owner of Ciccio Bomba, a chain of Italian cafes with three locations in Austin, Texas, and the author of “I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Season two of his series “Bad Thoughts” is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/81740857https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/tom-segura/id-like-to-play-alone-please/9781538704615/www.cicciobomba.comwww.youtube.com/@YMHStudioswww.ymhstudios.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - Find LUCY near you at http://lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://lucy.co/YMH with promo code YMH. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor. Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing. They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store. Your Mom's House Ep. 860 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy 00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit 00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special 00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations 00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win 00:39:46 - Content Creation vs. Stand-Up Focus 00:47:16 - The Blackface Debate (Real Talk) 00:55:01 - Tom Or Black? 01:04:05 - Mothership vs. Comedy Store Crowds 01:06:53 - Horrible or Hilarious 01:13:19 - Wrap Up 01:14:41 - Closing Song - "Always High And Tight" by DeadRoses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SPONSORS: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout. This week, Tom's away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors. The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe! Your Mom's House Ep. 859 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood 00:05:04 - Make School Great Again 00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard 00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood 00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber 00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal 00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic 00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff 00:40:58 - Power To The People 00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo 00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids 01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers 01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation 01:28:59 - Wrap Up 01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tom Segura is a powerhouse. The comedian, actor, bestselling author, host, & co-founder of Your Mom's House Studios tells Dan Le Batard about his early dreams of making movies - never imagining he'd become one of the biggest comedians of all-time. Segura reflects on discovering stand-up after moving to Los Angeles to pursue acting, grinding through years of simply trying to make rent, and how podcasts and Netflix specials transformed his career. Tom also shares hilarious stories about his filterless Peruvian mother, “Charo,” growing up between two cultures, surviving a near-fatal overdose at 19, starting a bakery in Austin, and the lessons he's learning now about balancing fatherhood with a neverending work schedule. His latest Netflix special - “Teacher” - is now streaming and season two of “Bad Thoughts” premieres this month on Netflix. For all of Tom's latest podcasts from YMH Studios, tour dates, and more, go to TomSegura.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tom Segura is a powerhouse. The comedian, actor, bestselling author, host, & co-founder of Your Mom's House Studios tells Dan Le Batard about his early dreams of making movies - never imagining he'd become one of the biggest comedians of all-time. Segura reflects on discovering stand-up after moving to Los Angeles to pursue acting, grinding through years of simply trying to make rent, and how podcasts and Netflix specials transformed his career. Tom also shares hilarious stories about his filterless Peruvian mother, “Charo,” growing up between two cultures, surviving a near-fatal overdose at 19, starting a bakery in Austin, and the lessons he's learning now about balancing fatherhood with a neverending work schedule. His latest Netflix special - “Teacher” - is now streaming and season two of “Bad Thoughts” premieres this month on Netflix. For all of Tom's latest podcasts from YMH Studios, tour dates, and more, go to TomSegura.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! SPONSORS: - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence! Your Mom's House Ep. 858 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show 00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids 00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought 00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba 00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy 00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments 00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story 00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out 00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas 00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres 00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather? 00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay? 01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards 01:24:58 - Wrap Up 01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Today Your Mom and Dad cover episodes 7-9 of the latest season of Temptation Island aka The FINALE (…anddd they discuss where the couples are currently at now)! They discuss their thoughts on the couple's final decisions, some shocks, some growth, relational lessons, the couples final days on the island, the emotional final Bonfires, and (of course) an applause break for Mark Walberg!***Tune in next week (5/8) for reality tv news, what Your Mom & Dad will be covering next, and Call Home voicemails!SEND A “CALL HOME” VOICEMAIL QUESTION HERE:https://www.speakpipe.com/yourmomanddad THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:***AMENTARA: Get 22% off your first order at https://www.amentara.com/go/momanddad and use code MOMANDDAD22 at checkout! ***BIOLOGICA: Go to https://www.Biologica.com/MOMDAD and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today!***LOLA BLANKETS: Get 40% off your entire order at https://www.Lolablankets.com by using code YOURMOMDAD at checkout! Experience the world's #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.***WARBY PARKER: Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional pairs at https://www.WarbyParker.com/MOMDAD — and using our link helps support the show! #WarbyParker #ad
The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 SPONSORS: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it's another episode of Your Mom's House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out! Your Mom's House Ep. 857 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off 00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank 00:14:51 - Mouth Noises 00:21:02 - Mostly Straight 00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences 00:33:14 - Dirty Talk 00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection 00:45:56 - Animals 00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips 01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women 01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom 01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker 01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents 01:19:10 - Wrap Up 01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now! Check out David Cross' newest special The End Of The Beginning Of The End at https://officialdavidcross.com/ SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com April 25th through the 27th to shop Way Day. - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://lucy.co/YMH with promo code YMH. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs. The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 856 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me 00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls 00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors 00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro 00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish 00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education 00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End 00:59:44 - Golden Shit 01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake 01:15:22 - TikToks 01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth 01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes 01:31:36 - More TikToks 01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's Temptation time! Today Your Mom and Dad breakdown all their thoughts on the first three episodes of the latest season of Temptation Island! They discuss their initial thoughts on all the couples, their predictions, breakups already happening, new couples already forming, tensions bubbling, cheating, tear filled bonfires, and (of course) waxing on about their favorite host ever - Mark Walberg!***Tune in next week for Your Mom and Dad's next recap of Temptation Island S2 (eps 4-6)!THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:***HUNGRYROOT: Get 40% off your first order + get a free item in every box for life at https://www.Hungryroot.com/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD ***REMI: Go to https://www.shopremi.com/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD at checkout for 50% off!***AMENTARA: Get 22% off your first order at https://www.amentara.com/go/momanddad and use code MOMANDDAD22 at checkout!***QUINCE: Go to https://www.Quince.com/momdad for free shipping and 365-day returns!