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WTF is happening?! Family, today Your Mom and Dad are covering episodes 15-20 of Love Island USA - and they are spiraling! They discuss they new Bombshells (TJ and Andreina), America's Favorite Islander vote, the shocking elimination by the cast, CASA AMOR, new rules, a Recoupling that makes no sense, a wild cliffhanger, and much more! ***Join Your Mom and Dad Thursday (7/3) for the next Love Island USA recap! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***CASH APP: For a limited time only - download Cash App, sign up, then use our exclusive code MOMDAD in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days and you'll get $10 dropped right into your account! ***BETTER HELP - This episode is sponsored by Better Help! Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/momdad ***LIQUID IV: Got to https://www.liquidiv.com and get 20% off your first order with code MOMDAD at checkout! ***ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at https://www.article.com/momdad and the discount will automatically be applied at checkout!
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don't wait! Make your outdoor space your dream oasis TODAY with Wayfair, and enjoy it all summer long. Head to http://Wayfair.com right now to shop a huge outdoor selection. This week on Your Mom's House, it's just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody's art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves. Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 816 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer 00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend 00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya 00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work 00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe 00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys 00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom 00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows 00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN 00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip 00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom 00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle! 00:57:56 - The Black Segment 00:59:49 - TikToks 01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Too many women are being told NO to getting hormone replacement therapy (HRT) for their menopause symptoms in midlife. But the truth is… the benefits of HRT can WAY outweigh the risks for helping you feel like yourself again. The problem? The massive knowledge gap in hormonal medicine. That's why this week, I'm joined by the incredible Dr. Louise Newson, a trailblazing general practitioner and menopause specialist who's transforming the conversation around hormone health. We're diving into the real risks of not prescribing HRT, why hormones can be a game changer for your symptoms, and the surprising link between menopause, migraines, and inflammation. Dr. Newson is bringing the science and clarity to the HRT convo, and she's here to help you reclaim your voice—and your hormonal health. Listen here to set the record straight and start advocating for what you truly deserve! Dr. Louise Newson Dr. Louise Newson is a physician, women's hormone specialist, and member of the UK Government's Menopause Taskforce. She's an award-winning doctor, educator, and author, dedicated to raising awareness of women's health in perimenopause and menopause. Dr Louise studied Medicine and Pathology at The University of Manchester in England and worked in hospital medicine before switching to specialize in General Practice and medical writing. IN THIS EPISODE The revolution of bioidentical hormone replacement therapy Synthetic vs. bioidentical hormones Advocating for yourself and addressing the conversation of hormone replacement therapy options with your doctor Individualizing hormone replacement therapies Hormones for addressing conditions like migraine How hormones affect women's long-term health HRT for mitigating inflammation in the entire body Lifestyle suggestions and habits to promote hormonal balance QUOTES “Let's just remind ourselves that hormones are an evidence-based treatment and the guidelines are telling us that it has more benefits than risks for the majority of women. Yet… It's only a minority of women in our countries and other countries that are receiving it.” “It's harrowing what people are being told by their clinicians. And they often just want advice. They don't always want treatment, or they want to know the treatment options available to them in the future. But they're not getting any answers, and I think this is a great disservice to women.” “I see a lot in the clinic, women who have seen all sorts of specialists, have all sorts of treatments, but no one's spoken about their hormones.” RESOURCES MENTIONED Dr. Louise Newson's Website Dr. Newson's Instagram Dr. Newson's Podcast Get Dr. Newson's FREE Balance App: Your go-to for Menopause Health Pre-order my new book: The Perimenopause Revolution HERE! RELATED EPISODES #647: Hormone Optimization Therapy (HOT) Isn't Your Mom's HRT + It's One Of The Best Strategies For Longevity with Dr. Amy Killen #648: This Changes Everything: The Perimenopause Revolution Every Woman Needs Now #620: What You Need to Know About Premature Menopause, Perimenopause, HRT and Your Options with Dr. Salome Masghati #605: Breaking the HRT Confusion: The Truth Behind Hormone Replacement Therapy for Perimenopausal Women with Karen Martel
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?! Love Island USA is getting absolutely unhinged and Your Mom and Dad are here to talk about it! Today they discuss episodes 9 through 14 - and WOW there is a lot to discuss. They chat all about Hurricane Huda, undercooked pancakes, America's vote, the wildest crash out Love Island has ever seen, that spicy Leather and Lace party, the new Bombshells shaking up the couples, Ace/Chelley/Austin's continued love triangle, Hannah juggling two men, a shocking Recoupling involving doors, and so much more! ***Join Your Mom and Dad Thursday (6/26) for the next Love Island USA recap! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***QUINCE: Go to https://www.quince.com/momdad for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! ***LEESA: Go to https://www.Leesa.com for 25% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code momdad! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and enter code MOMDAD
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. Get started at https://factormeals.com/YMH50OFF and use code YMH50OFF to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse It's CP's birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton! We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There's also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet. Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay. Your Mom's House Ep. 815 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy 00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff 00:28:16 - Sinners 00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings 01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 01:14:17 - TikToks 01:19:37 - Red Lobster 01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What's coming up in this episode? August Trip of Death Recent Results USMNT Drama/Club World Cup Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
On this episode of The Rhythm Section Podcast, hosts Derrick and Jeff kick things off with a quick chat with Eric Graham from Deadfall Road to promote their epic July 4th Reunion show, Concert Under The Trees, in Arlington, TN—featuring Your Mom's New Boyfriend at 4:30pm and Deadfall Road headlining at 8pm. Plus, they're celebrating the digital release of Come What May! (More at deadfallroad.band) The main interview dives deep with special guest Ronnie Knight, drummer for Rock The Boat, as he shares his musical journey—from early influences and high school gigs to wild Stage Stop memories and near-label deals with Roxy Blue. Ronnie takes us through his history with bands like Tempest, 901, Triple X, M Slider, and Xavion. A must-listen for Memphis music lovers and drumming fans alike. TIP BUCKET If you find it in your heart to donate to the cause and help fuel the podcast you can do so through our new Venmo and CashApp. Your support is greatly appreciated and will help shine a brighter spotlight on the great Memphis Music Community. Venmo - @therhythmsectionpod CashApp - $therhythmsectionpod Thanks for tuning in and supporting the Rhythm Section Podcast.
WHOA, these two episodes were packed with drama! Yes, Your Mom and Dad are covering episodes 7 and 8 of Love Island USA Season 7 today - and they are having some strong feelings! They discuss the Ace/Amaya/Chelley/Austin love square(?), Jeremiah and Huda's relationship turn, the heated conversations, Cierra's discovery about Nick, the exciting kiss during the Pucker or Pie game, and much more! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***MINNOW: Go to https://www.shopminnow.com and enter code MEETMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15% off your first order! ***VIIA: If you're 21 +, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to https://www.viia.co/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD # viiaparter ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money! Download the Rocket Money app and enter our name (Your Mom & Dad) in the survey so they know we sent you! ***REMI: Try Remi risk-free at https://www.shopremi.com/MOMDAD and use CODE MOMDAD to get up to 50% off your nightguard at checkout!
Make sure to watch Steph Tolev's new Netflix special Filth Queen releasing June 24th! SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. No matter what your summer brings: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to http://LIQUIDIV.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience. The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in. Your Mom's House Ep. 814 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler 00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty 00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend 00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test 00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine 00:26:47 - Clip: Break It 00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups 00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping 00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves 00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals 00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns 01:02:49 - All Bricked Up 01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart 01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army 01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The Narcissist 01:13:17 - Clip: Lucky To Be With Me 01:13:58 - Jamie Kern Lima 01:17:04 - Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal 01:19:23 - Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo 01:23:19 - Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's LOVE ISLAND time, Family! Your Mom and Dad recap the PREMIERE episode of Love Island USA Season 7…and, wow, they are already having the time of their lives! They discuss their initial thoughts on the women and the men, the Coupling Up (with the spicy twist), the couples who are already connecting, the contestants whose eyes are wandering, that blindfolded kissing circle, two new Bombshells (already!), and more! Oh, this is going to be fun. ***Join Your Mom and Dad Wednesday (6/11) for their next Love Island USA recap! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***HIYA: Get 50% off your first order at https://www.hiyahealth.com/MOMANDDAD ***PRETTY LITTER: Get 20% off on your FIRST order and a free cat toy at https://www.prettylitter.com/momdad ***ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at https://www.article.com/momdad and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout! ***RELIEFBAND: Get 20% off plus free shipping at https://www.reliefband.com with promo code MOMDAD
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Go to https://coorslight.com/YMH to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. And be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light's social handles all summer long for more exciting announcements. Welcome back to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP's rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who's out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today. We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW, Your Mom's House Ep. 813 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $300 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 6/22/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops 00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance! 00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG 00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update 00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame 00:34:04 - Prince Stories 00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic 00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters 00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay 00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible 00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy 00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW 00:53:14 - The French President Slap 00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What's coming up in this episode? • Missed all of you • Some recent results (maybe) • Upcoming Summer Plans • Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
In this episode, Derrick is joined by guest co-host Steve Owens, who fills in for Jeff and recaps Rooster's Original Night from Sunday, May 25th. Steve also shines a light on Take 12, a fresh band making waves in the Memphis scene. The featured interview is with Preston Jones, lead vocalist for Your Mom's New Boyfriend. Preston shares the story of how the band came together, current and former members, and his own trial-by-fire debut on stage. From his musical inspirations to his journey into live performance, Preston brings energy, heart, and a whole lot of rock to the show. From the studio to the stage… The Rhythm Section Podcast is turning 100! Join us as we celebrate our 100th episode with a special live recording — filmed in front of a live audience at Rooster's Blues House Highland in Memphis! Saturday, June 7th. Doors open at 3 PM. Showtime is 3:30 to 5pm EVENT LINK - https://www.facebook.com/events/3488137631328229/?rdid=kMaYRpAxdcyrEQXC&share_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2F1Ejx8thGFy%2F# TIP BUCKET If you find it in your heart to donate to the cause and help fuel the podcast you can do so through our new Venmo and CashApp. Your support is greatly appreciated and will help shine a brighter spotlight on the great Memphis Music Community. Venmo - @therhythmsectionpod CashApp - $therhythmsectionpod Thanks for tuning in and supporting the Rhythm Section Podcast.
Family, we're finally doing it…Your Mom and Dad have officially decided to start recapping Love Island USA Season 7! Join us Thursday (6/5) for our Love Island Premiere recap - but in the meantime it's time for a Cast Reveal Breakdown, a time where we make wild assumptions and unfounded predictions about Love Island's upcoming cast based ONLY off of their cast photos and teaser trailer (aka we know nothing about them and these are just wild guesses)! *I got a text!!!* If you want to follow along visually, check out the Youtube version of this episode at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzx2N1qxFObhvSvf9tp7ayQ Or check out the cast list pictures and trailer at: https://www.instagram.com/loveislandusa/ THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***CASH APP: For a limited time only - download Cash App, sign up, then use our exclusive code MOMDAD in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days and you'll get $10 dropped right into your account! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com and with code MOMDAD ***HEADSPACE: For a limited time, get Headspace FREE for 60 days at https://www.headspace.com/MOMANDDAD60
Ready to turn back the clock on aging? In this energizing episode, I'm joined by longevity expert Leslie Kenny to uncover her top tips for reversing your biological age—naturally. From the foundational role of mitochondrial health to practical strategies that will help spark vitality in your body, Leslie breaks down the science of anti-aging in an actionable and approachable way. In this podcast, you can expect to hear Leslie's personal journey of defying age norms and maintaining fertility longer, proving that midlife can be a vibrant new beginning… not the beginning of the end! Your cells hold the secret to sustained youth. And the simplest lifestyle shifts can turn back your biological clock from now on. Wanna learn how? Tune in to this episode to take action on your age– and leave feeling hopeful, inspired, and empowered. Remember, aging does not have to be a one-way street! Leslie Kenny Leslie Kenny is an Oxford-based patient advocate and entrepreneur. After years of battling health struggles, she used a novel therapy that supported her body's natural healing. Now at 59, she tested recently with a biological age of 21. Leslie founded Oxford Healthspan and launched Primeadine– a food-derived spermidine longevity supplement. Leslie is also Co-Founder of the non-profit, Oxford Longevity Project, alongside Oxford University scientists and doctors. IN THIS EPISODE Overcoming symptoms of autoimmune disease Addressing the 2 hallmarks of aging How to support the immune system for overall cellular longevity The biggest needle-movers for reducing biological age Diet, exercise, and lifestyle changes and tips for longevity What is spermidine, and what can it do for 40+ year old women? Optimal supplements for enhancing longevity QUOTES “I quit my job, I optimized my sleep. I was walking in the Rockies every day, doing yoga. I was meditating like there was no tomorrow, journaling. Absolutely trying to de-stress myself.” “The more we ask for the things that keep us healthy, the more the market will give these things to us. So gluten and dairy, there are so many alternatives that you can take.” “I developed that product specifically for autoimmune patients. For you and for me. I confess, I take both- but I've been in remission for a very long time.” RESOURCES MENTIONED Order Primeadine Spermidine from Oxford Healthspan HERE Use this affiliate link & CODE: DRMARIZA15 for your discount! Leslie's Website Oxford Longevity Project Website Leslie Kenny on YouTube Leslie's Instagram Get your magnesium at drmariza.com/magnesium with code PODCAST. RELATED EPISODES #647: Hormone Optimization Therapy (HOT) Isn't Your Mom's HRT + It's One Of The Best Strategies For Longevity with Dr. Amy Killen #617: The Number One Longevity Hack Everyone Should Be Doing #610: The Benefits of Spirulina and Chlorella for More Energy, Longevity, and Immunity with Catharine Arnston #552: The Midlife Muscle Crisis: Why Maintaining Muscle Is Necessary For Fat Loss, Strength and Longevity with Dr. Gabrielle Lyon
Our favorite host ever is in studio today - Mark Walberg of Temptation Island! Your Mom and Dad chat with him about Temptation Island, behind the scenes hosting, cheating, being cheated on, not feeling like enough, Jess and Evan's personal relationship struggles, and much more - plus “Call Home” voicemails about being unhappy in a marriage and a partner who has cheated once. ***Tune in Friday (5/30) for an announcement about what Your Mom and Dad are covering next! MARK L. WALBERG: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/markwalberg/ “Bonfire Talks” podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@BonfireTalksPodcast THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***MINNESOTA NICE: Go to mn-nice-ethnobotanicals.com/momanddad and use code MOMANDDAD22 for 22% off your first order! ***LIQUID IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code MOMDAD at checkout! ***VIIA: If you're 21 +, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to viia.co/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD # viiaparter ***LEESA: Go to https://www.Leesa.com for 30% off mattresses + Free Sleep Bundle (2 Free Pillows and Microfiber Sheet Set) + get an extra $50 o with promo code momdad
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/YMH Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 812 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String 00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update 00:17:41 - Gay Stuff 00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu 00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes 00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 00:40:20 - Comedy Broads 00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma 00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni 00:56:50 - Please Like Me 01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart 01:18:16 - Christina's Curations 01:37:39 - Wrap Up 01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Family, it's time to talk about the Temptation Island FINALE and discuss all the chaos and tea that followed after filming ended! Your Mom and Dad absolutely rant about the way Grant handled the final Bonfire with Ashley, Ashley's revenge, Tyler's politician energy continuing, Tayler's growth, Brion and Shante's shocking conclusion, Lino and Alexa's big decision, and all the wild drama that happened after the show! ***Join Your Mom and Dad on Wednesday (6/4) for a personal Bonfire with host of Temptation Island, Mark Walberg! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: RELIEFBAND: For 20% off your order, head to https://www.reliefband.com and use code MOMDAD REMI: Go to https://www.shopremi.com/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD at checkout for 50% off! HUNGRYROOT: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life at https://www.hungryroot.com/momdad and use code momdad
Today Your Mom and Dad cover episodes 7 and 8 of the latest season of Temptation Island…and their jaws are on the floor with the audacity of some of these video messages! They discuss Grant's wild behavior, Ashley's boyfriends, Brion's non-remorse, Shante's Bonfire reactions, Tayler's journey, their distrust of Tyler, lingering questions about Lino and Alexa, and much more! ***Join Your Mom and Dad on Friday (5/23) for their recap of the Finale of Temptation Island (eps 9-10)! LEAVE YOUR MOM AND DAD A VOICEMAIL HERE: https://www.speakpipe.com/yourmomanddad THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***BETTER HELP: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp! Visit https://www.BetterHelp.com/MOMDAD to get 10% off your first month! ***GABB: For the best deals, sign up today (no contract required) at https://www.gabb.com/momdad ***SPOT & TANGO: For a limited time, go to https://www.spotandtango.com/momdad and use code momdad to get 50% off your first order! ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions today! Download the Rocket Money app and enter “Your Mom & Dad” in the survey so they know we sent you!
Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee. Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't forget to watch Brent Weinbach's new special "POPULAR CULTURE" on YouTube! Check out the rest of his YouTube. SPONSORS: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What's everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week's lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns. Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 811 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:15 - Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody 00:14:57 - A Pazsitzky Effect 00:20:39 - Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials 00:29:46 - Tony Johns Update 00:33:01 - Algorithms 00:35:40 - Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors 00:43:24 - High School 00:48:15 - The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time 00:51:30 - Reunions & Tourist Stuff 01:00:07 - Gimp Comeback 01:05:42 - Special Delivery From Amazon 01:09:18 - Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music 01:18:56 - Christina's Curations 01:32:31 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:35:15 - Blood Suckers 01:39:22 - North Korean Hotel Room 01:43:52 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Don't forget to watch Mike Birbiglia's new special "The Good Life" streaming on Netflix May 26th! Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by storytelling savant, Broadway boy, and sleepwalking legend Mike Birbiglia! Tom and Christina kick off the show glazing Tom's newly released Netflix series Bad Thoughts. They also check out some wild clips that include a fat as shit Steven Seagal, Daddy Reecie laying down the law, farting girls, gay walls, and threesome with a mother that'll make your skin crawl (or turn you on?) The Main Mommies also chime in on convicted SA-er Gerard Depardieu peeing on a plane. Who does that remind you of? If you said "Bert", you're probably right. Mike Birbiglia next enters the Mommy Dome and dives deep into how he went from sleepwalking out a window to developing one-man shows, hitting Broadway, and being in a Taylor Swift video. He shares how his religious parents reacted to his material, what it's like entertaining the Pope, and how becoming a dad has shifted his lens on life, comedy, and swim meets. Plus, they also talk bad radio shows, booking nightmares, bouncing checks, comedy condos full of pubes, and that time Uber warned Tom about a shootout. Mike and Tom also get into legacies, asking their dads the tough questions, and what it's like raising kids who could not care less about their famous dads. Plus Enny still does not likes gay stuff and CP's lipstick is still poppin'! Your Mom's House Ep. 810 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:39 - Bad Thoughts Reactions 00:06:32 - Opening Clip: Daddy Reecie 00:08:43 - Messing With Corpses 00:15:17 - Gérard Depardieu Is a Fat Knucklehead 00:27:04 - Gay Stuff 00:35:16 - Enny Is Not Amused 00:40:09 - Clip: Do What You Do Best 00:41:50 - Clip: Katy Perry's Dance Moves 00:43:58 - Clip: Bert Beat Diabetes 00:45:40 - Mike Birbiglia's Good Life 00:52:40 - Sleepwalking & Storytelling 01:00:38 - Bringing Comedy To Broadway 01:05:38 - Chaotic Comedy Clubs 01:14:59 - Terrible Morning Radio 01:19:13 - Comedy Hacks 01:21:44 - Mike's Dad Doesn't Get What He Does 01:25:03 - Mike Birbiglia Met The Pope 01:30:21 - Raising Boys vs Girls 01:34:08 - Is It Cake & Taylor Swift 01:37:31 - Parents: Death and Connection 01:47:29 - Wrap Up 01:48:25 - Closing Song - Gay Questions by Mc FluidBond Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts: “Your Mom's House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with Bert Kreischer. He is also the author of “I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Watch his comedy series, “Bad Thoughts,” now streaming on Netflix.www.ymhstudios.com https://www.netflix.com/title/81740857 Don't miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/rogan or with my promo code ROGAN. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 5/18/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
After nearly a year away, Your Mom™ is back with a special reunion episode with Ashley and Lisa.Why the break? Well, life happened. Ashley started a new job and realized she was spending more time talking about being a mom on a podcast than actually being a mom IRL. Now that her kids are 8 and 6, she figures she's done what she can do in terms of mothering (kidding...mostly). The catch-up is real: Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo got married (Lisa's wedding dance moves were so elite they made The Today Show), Luke McCaffrey played in the NFC championship his rookie season with the Commanders, and the McCaffrey clan is gearing up for another wedding next month for Lisa's oldest son, Max. But maybe the biggest news of all? Lisa is officially entering her Grandmother Era. Yep, you may have heard that Christian and Olivia are expecting their first child. Lisa shares the hilarious and heartwarming story of how she found out. Plus, we dive into what advice she's giving Christian as he steps into dad mode, potential baby names, and whether Lisa might accidentally spill the beans on the baby's gender (tune in to see how she handles that question). And just when you think it can't get any better...Lisa's mom Betty (aka Big Mama), makes a surprise guest appearance with some timeless wisdom on what it's really like to become a grandma. To all the moms out there, we are wishing you a very Happy Mother's Day. We also know this day means something different for everyone. So whether you're celebrating, missing someone, or holding hope for a dream not yet realized, we're with you and sending love to all of you on this journey. You can watch this episode on YouTube.As always, thanks for being here: Got thoughts, questions, or grandma name suggestions for Lisa? Drop us a line at yourmom@yourmom.co. Psst...our merch store is live! yourmom.co/shop
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/YMH Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold. They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores! Your Mom's House Ep. 809 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits 00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting 00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy 00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip 00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up 00:22:46 - Mother Tongue 00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away 00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff 00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets 00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole 00:54:50 - A New Challenge 00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts 01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon 01:11:08 - Dates 01:12:51 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
TODAY ON THE SHOW - What YOU wish YOU did NOT know about YOUR MOM and tomorrow we will ask you What YOUR MOM wishes SHE did NOT know about YOU! So if you have kids and you wish you DID NOT know something about them or something they did, DM US and let's get you on the air Wednesday morning. ALSO, Met Gala recap and ADD TRIVIA! Don't forget Second Date Update, we almost did! Happy Tuesday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Your Mom and Dad give you a recent ghost update, discuss their thoughts on the newly announced Golden Bachelor, chat details revealed about Bachelor in Paradise, and answer some of your Call Home voicemails! They give their thoughts and advice on questions about being married while hanging with someone smoking hot, navigating a season without physical intimacy, dealing with a boyfriend's mom, an ex wanting you back, getting into financial d*m work, and more! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***SPOT & TANGO: Go to https://www.spotandtango.com/momdad and use code momdad to get 50% off your first order! ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions! Download the Rocket Money app today (and enter Your Mom & Dad in the survey!) ***LIQUID IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code MOMDAD at checkout! ***QUINCE: Go to https://www.quince.com/momdad for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns!
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss Tom Segura's new sketch comedy series "Bad Thoughts" premiering on Netflix May 13th! SPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. You can find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and use code YMH at checkout. Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"They catch up on Tony Johns' latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger's wedding, Keanu's appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow's face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up! Your Mom's House Ep. 808 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:54 - Fantasy Island 00:09:49 - Opening Clip: WHAT?! 00:14:50 - Tony Johns + RPC Collab? 00:29:33 - YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere 00:35:46 - Lipstick Plug & Greased Up 00:37:55 - Mick Jagger Got Married 00:42:19 - Taking Care Of Yourself 00:48:22 - Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy 00:49:32 - Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star 00:53:25 - Adult Beverages 01:01:47 - Christina's Curations 01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to http://1800Flowers.com/YMH. Shop data plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts." We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out. Your Mom's House Ep. 807 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:10 - Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun 00:08:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie 00:10:52 - Clip: 8 Head 00:12:23 - Big Word Blunder 00:19:17 - Clip: YMH Muppets 00:22:03 - Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers 00:25:29 - More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:30:56 - Clip: Baseball Sock 00:37:55 - Clip: Neck Veins 00:39:42 - Broads In Space 00:42:28 - Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams 00:49:13 - Little Person Jokes 00:58:21 - Snow White & Tiptoes 01:05:55 - Try It Out 01:09:18 - A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump 01:18:29 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:25:51 - TikToks 01:34:08 - Shame 01:40:36 - Wrap Up 01:41:47 - Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jeremiah Wilber - (Ret) Army Green Beret, Mountain Man, Founder of War Party Movement, Cofounder War Party Ranch, Getto Vaquero, and Your Mom's Favorite Cowboy. Jeremiah was born in Ennis, Montana and grew up on Fort Belknep Indian Reservation. From an early age, Jeremiah was an avid outdoor enthusiast, spending much time hunting, fishing, and cowboying. Following high school, he enlisted in the US Army, attending the Military Police School (MP) at Fort Leonard Wood. As an MP, Jeremiah served two combat tours and completed the Sapper Leader Course and Army Ranger School. After graduating from Ranger School, Jeremiah attended Special Forces Assessment and Selection (SFAS) and was selected for the elite Green Berets. As a Green Beret, Jeremiah Served in 3rd Special Forces Group as a Special Forces Communications Sergeant and in 10th Special Forces Group as Special Forces Operations (Team) Sergeant and a Master Trainer at the Special Operations Mountaineering and Arctic Warfare Course. Following retirement from the US Army, Jeremiah has decided to channel his time and energy into raising money for veteran and human trafficking nonprofits. In 2016, he completed his first ultra-marathon, running from Denver to Breckenridge to support the Green Beret Foundation and in 2021 Jeremiah took on the most arduous ski race in North America, the Grand Traverse Backcountry Ski Race on behalf of the Heroes and Horses Foundation. Tune in as Jeremiah Wilber joins Bobby Marshall in studio to discuss the human trafficking epidemic, Native American culture, kidnapping, perdition, domestic violence, hunting, veteran life, conservation, Colorado, outdoor life, and much more. Please subscribe or like us on social media platforms for updates on shows, events, and episode drops.www.TheMountainSidePodcast.comShow Linkswww.warpartymovement.comwww.warpartyranch.orgAffiliates LinksSponsor Linkswww.BulletProof.comMountain Side listeners Use Discounts code: MOUNTAINSIDE to receive 20% off all Bulletproof products!www.Knicpouches.comMountain Side listeners Use Discounts code: MOUNTAINSIDE15 to receive 15% off all K-Nic products!www.ONNIT.comMountain Side listeners use Discount code TMS to receive 10% off ONNIT products!
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code BURNING. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It's a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it's an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it's time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother's Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life. We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one's packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection. Your Mom's House Ep. 806 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 5/18/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Happy Smurfday 00:08:47 - Opening Clip: Brolapse 00:18:24 - Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream 00:24:51 - Tony Johns Update 00:30:50 - Straight From The Worker's Mouth 00:40:51 - Mother's Day Lipstick Plug 00:41:19 - Clip: Different Level Woman 00:45:13 - Clip: Shopping For Cuties 00:47:44 - Nudist or Environmentalist? 00:52:11 - Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:59:17 - Christina's Curations 01:09:58 - Clip: Gender Affirming Pet Haircuts 01:11:15 - Clip: Masked Amigo 01:13:48 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns Mix" by Sweet Mitchel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Today Your Mom and Dad are covering their thoughts on episodes 7 - 10 of the latest season of Love is Blind…and let's just say their minds haven't changed from the first 6 episodes…these men are the worst! Jess and Evan rant about Dave's “issue” with Lauren, Ben and Sara's friends/family meet ups, Monica's sister drama with Joey, Devin and Virginia's big conversation, and praying Daniel is actually who he says he is for Taylor! ***Next week Your Mom and Dad will be gone - but tune in the following Wednesday (4/23) for their recap of the final episodes of LIB! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://www.RocketMoney.com/MOMDAD today! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off any order + enjoy free shipping when you subscribe - go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and enter code MOMDADGIFT ***PRETTY LITTER: Pretty Litter helps keep your house smelling fresh and clean! Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy with code momdad at https://PrettyLitter.com/momdad ***HIYA: Get 50% off your first order at https://www.hiyahealth.com/MOMANDDAD
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH. Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at http://TRUEWERK.com/ymh. You can find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com If you're 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% OFF site wide! Go to https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! This week on Your Mom's House, it's just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting. Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering. Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC's Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City. Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let's get weird. Your Mom's House Ep. 805 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy 00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits 00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence 00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted 00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults 00:42:43 - Tony Johns 00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security 00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:53:00 - Spring Jackets 00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger 01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby 01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary 01:09:50 - Tour Dates 01:10:44 - Glove Actually 01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to https://3DayBlinds.com/YMH. A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom's also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40. He shares stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP's desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London's food scene while criticizing Europe's shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady's wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it! Your Mom's House Ep. 804 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:52 - UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 00:07:20 - Madison Square Garden 00:13:36 - European Public Toilets 00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield 00:23:26 - Fat Flight Attendants 00:29:59 - Those Damn Baldwins 00:37:50 - Schizo Evelyn Montage 00:40:18 - Clip: Family Cloth 00:41:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie 00:44:20 - The Life & Times Of Tony Johns 01:01:32 - Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 01:09:12 - More Wild & Crazy Stories 01:16:47 - Making Dreams Come True 01:21:33 - Clip: Cone To The Face 01:22:09 - Clip: Dumb Push-ups 01:22:38 - Clip: Well Done Ribs 01:23:12 - Cool Guy Collabs 01:24:56 - Shitty Wedding Speech 01:33:38 - Wrap Up 01:35:30 - Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's time to recap the FINALE episode of Grant's Bachelor season…and, WHOA, there is A LOT to discuss! Your Mom and Dad break down all their thoughts on the heart break, the shocking last minute decision, an After the Final Rose filled with tea, a Bachelor in Paradise twist that truly is dramatic, a proposal, and much more! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription + free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com and enter code MOMDAD ***GABB: Sign up for Gabb today – no contract required – at https://www.GABB.com/momdad ***STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/MOMDAD - Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! ***ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at https://www.ARTICLE.COM/MOMDAD and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout!
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. Go to http://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. This week on Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don't Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis. Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin's unhinged reality show. Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan's Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo! Your Mom's House Ep. 803 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference 00:07:39 - Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy? 00:08:50 - Clip: Fancy Trainer 00:10:43 - Clip: Fired A Client 00:12:01 - Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane 00:24:23 - Hilaria Baldwin 00:34:18 - Bryan Johnson Won't Die 00:43:03 - Anti-Aging Secrets 00:48:58 - Clip: Urine Therapy 00:51:28 - The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland 00:56:57 - Diet & Olive Oil 01:06:23 - Hyperbaric Chambers 01:12:28 - Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine 01:18:24 - Clip: Coffee Enema Queen 01:19:55 - Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub 01:24:00 - Shockwaving Peeners 01:27:53 - Bryan's Personal Life 01:33:26 - Cool Rich Guy Stuff 01:40:04 - Dying Is Dumb 01:50:14 - Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Interested in learning more about Mark Cuban's company? Visit http://CostPlusDrugs.com to find out more! SPONSORS: Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at https://TRUEWERK.com/ymh. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban. Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries. The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it's like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he's not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet. Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he's obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he's wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he's all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlusDrugs.com. Don't miss it, Jeans! Your Mom's House Ep. 802 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 3/30/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Pick6 not available everywhere, including, but not limited to NY and CA-ONT (for up-to-date list of jurisdictions please visit pick6.draftkings.com/where-is-pick6-available). Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - YMH Live X Still Got Us Hyped 00:10:19 - Opening Clip: Hard Time Getting Hard 00:17:15 - Heavy Reactions 00:21:07 - Deep Diving The Opening Clip 00:24:52 - Clip: A Hulk Hogan Steamer 00:28:33 - Christina P Trashes Meghan M 00:42:48 - Clip: Decent Footjob Review 00:44:49 - Clip: Cool Kanye Tattoo 00:45:39 - Charles Manson 00:53:56 - Mark Cuban Talks Mavs & Luka Doncic 01:00:42 - Secret Rich Guy Stuff 01:08:31 - How To Win At The Sport Of Business 01:14:51 - Dumb Shark Tank Pitches 01:22:33 - Putting Your Kids On The Right Path 01:28:22 - Personal Stuff & Somali Pirates 01:34:31 - AI & The Future Of Podcasts 01:43:01 - Changing The Game 01:47:45 - Mark Cuban's Favorite Things 01:55:47 - Closing Song - "Pussy Glassin" by Lady Money Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Missed YMH Live X? Witness our BEST Live yet at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide. Try VIIA! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz! Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin. Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don't miss it, Jeans! Your Mom's House Ep. 801 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate 00:00:00 - YMH LIVE X 00:00:00 - Chicago 00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream 00:00:00 - Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did 00:00:00 - The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant 00:00:00 - 50 Year Old Loser 00:00:00 - Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories 00:00:00 - Tom & Christina's Kids 00:00:00 - Comedic Scene Shifts 00:00:00 - TradWife Trend 00:00:00 - Dad Things 00:00:00 - American Stand Up & Storytelling 00:00:00 - White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors 00:00:00 - Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories 00:00:00 - Temptation Island Spain 00:00:00 - Aaron The Plumber Fights People 00:00:00 - Sam's Tailor 00:00:00 - Wrap Up 00:00:00 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's time for Hometowns, Family, and…hmmm Your Mom and Dad have a lot of thoughts about the overall energy of this episode and their questions going in to these final episodes! They discuss what surprised them about Julianna's Hometown, Zoe's bridal photoshoot and how they think she's really feeling, Grant meeting Litia's family and how their faith plays into it, Dina's family not showing up, and much more! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at https://www.ARTICLE.COM/MOMDAD and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout! ***VIIA: Try VIIA! Go to https://viia.co/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com with code MOMDAD
YMH Live is back and better than ever! Tune in March 7th at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Touch our camera through the fence, chomos! SPONSORS: - Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to get started. - Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH. On this special episode of Your Mom's House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today's show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav's passing, Stavros reacting to Norm's poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder's Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell's daily vlog, ICP's YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin's new reality show. Here's to 800 more! Enjoy. Your Mom's House Ep. 800 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review 00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things 00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny 00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine 00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith 00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell 00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby 00:50:28 - Fart Gate 00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell 01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens 01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hometown's is next week (already??) so the heat is turned up even more this week and, of course, the Carolina drama continues - and Your Mom and Dad need to discuss their thoughts on it! They also chat about what they wanted from Julianna's Bridgerton date, the Group Date melt down, Dina sealing Carolina's fate, Litia and Grant's connection, their final predictions, and much more! ***Tune in Monday (3/3) for the next Traitor's recap! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***LAUNDRY SAUCE: Make laundry day the best day of the week! Get 20% off your entire order @LaundrySauce with code MOMDAD at https://laundrysauce.com/MOMDAD # laundrysaucepod ***BETTER HELP: Your Mom & Dad is sponsored by Better Help! Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/momdad ***GABB MOBILE: For the best deals, sign up to Gabb today – no contract required – at https://www.gabb.com/momdad ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions today at https://www.RocketMoney.com/MOMDAD
YMH Live is back and better than ever! We're going all out for our tenth live show, tickets go on sale tomorrow (2/26) at 7am CT on ymhstudios.com. Touch our camera through the fence, chomos! SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh. Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. Get 15% off at https://truewerk.com/ymh. Pull those jeans up over your head! It's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos. Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares. Your Mom's House Ep. 799 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S./D.C., age 18+ (19+ in AL and NE, 21+ in MS). Void outside 50 U.S./D.C. and where prohibited. Sweepstakes starts 2/26/25 and ends 7:30pm CT on 3/7/25. Two ways to enter: (1) visit livestream.ymhstudios.com, purchase a ticket to attend Tenth YMH Live Show airing 3/7/25, follow link on confirmation screen, and complete and submit a survey with all required information, or (2) enter for free by visiting YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX and complete and submit a survey with all required information. By entering you agree to receive periodic marketing emails from Sponsor and may unsubscribe at any time. ARV of one prize: $10,000. For full Official Rules: YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX. Sponsor: John John Productions LLC, 2049 Century Park East, Suite 1400, Los Angeles, CA 90067. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads 00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What? 00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X 00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays 00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc 00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright 00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails 00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans 00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks 00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband 00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub 01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay 01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers 01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show 01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo 01:15:19 - Hit And Run 01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul 01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time 01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard 01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The drama is not letting up on episode 4 of Grant's Bachelor season and Your Mom and Dad need to discuss. They chat about the overall tense vibe of this season, opinions on Carolina vs the rest of the women, Julianna's confrontation, Rose's choice, cast exhaustion/drinking, wanting to know Grant better, and so much more! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***NUTURE LIFE: For 55% off your order, head to https://www.NurtureLife.com and use code MOMDAD ***OUTSCHOOL: Get up to $20 off your child's' first class or tutoring session for a limited time at https://www.Outschool.com with code MOMDAD at checkout! ***STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/MOMDAD - Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! ***LEESA: Go to https://www.Leesa.com for 30% off sitewide!
SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MintMobile.com/mom. Sign up now and join the over 13 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $22 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to get started. Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not? We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House! Your Mom's House Ep. 798 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:45 - Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts 00:08:49 - Try It Out Tommy 00:17:14 - Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret 00:21:10 - Clip: Whistling The Hits 00:24:12 - Clip: Bert Kershire 00:27:11 - Clip: Danger Farts 00:30:40 - Clip: Trust Black Women 00:32:44 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:35:16 - Clip: Charo Disney Employee 00:36:13 - The Service Industry 00:43:59 - Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy 00:58:35 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 01:01:54 - Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat 01:02:26 - Goth Tom 01:04:35 - Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down 01:06:08 - Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz 01:14:46 - Clip: Eye Witness News 01:17:08 - Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist? 01:19:28 - Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk 01:23:33 - A Message To Candace Owens 01:30:44 - Some TikToks 01:34:30 - Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Everyone is sobbing this week on Grant's 3rd Bachelor episode and Your Mom and Dad are here to discuss! First they cover The Family's consensus on serenading - then they dive into that finance date, Grant's shirt on the menu, a “short dress”, the house starting to fall apart, a 3-on-1, Carolina spiraling, Rose's off camera convo with Carolina, and much more! ***Tune in Monday (2/17) for a recap of Traitor's Season 3 (ep 7 & 8) THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***QUINCE: Go to https://www.Quince.com/momdad for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com and enter code MOMDAD
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase. Try VIIA Hemp! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man. Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks. Your Mom's House Ep. 797 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler 00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler 00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys 00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin' 00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment 00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order 00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested 00:52:54 - TikToks 00:57:59 - A Normal Life 01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll 01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:17:31 - Garth Brooks 01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/ymh. Just go to https://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below! Your Mom's House Ep. 796 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner 00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It 00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point 00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru 00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj 00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse 00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton 00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong 00:36:31 - The Romani People 00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke 00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal 00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse 01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix 01:02:41 - TikToks 01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's Grant's Bachelor premiere episode - and Your Mom and Dad are already feeling the drama and tension brewing! Today Jess and Evan recap all their thoughts on this first episode: Grant as Bachelor, his first single, the limo entrances, initial thoughts and predictions about the women, Grant's first impression rose, why they think this season is going to be drama filled, and much more! ***Tune in Monday (2/3) for The Traitors episode 5 & 6 recap! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***HUNGRY ROOT: Get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life at https://www.Hungryroot.com/momdad and use code momdad ***LIQUID IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code MOMDAD at checkout! ***GABB MOBILE: Get $25 off any device—with no contract required at https://www.gabb.com/momdad to get started!
Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://zbiotics.com/YMH and use YMH at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and use code YMH at checkout. It's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton. Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious! Your Mom's House Ep. 795 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips 00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol? 00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent 00:13:41 - RPC 00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit 00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form 00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels 00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You 00:31:38 - The Royal "We" 00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman 00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality? 00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting 00:48:44 - Cancel Culture 00:54:07 - Jim Norton's Crew Of Comedy Greats 00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny 01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh 01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell 01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best 01:17:47 - Classic Comedies 01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Your Mom and Dad AND Uncle Lee are BACK for Part 2 of the Cast Bio Breakdowns! This is a sacred time where we make wild assumptions and unfounded predictions about Bachelor Grant's upcoming cast based ONLY off of their ABC cast photos and bios (aka we know nothing about them and these are just wild guesses lol)! Today Your Mom, Dad, and Uncle go over the second half of the women of this season - and we are excited about this cast! ***Join Wednesday (1/29) for the recap of Grant's Bachelor premiere episode! If you want to follow along visually, check out the Youtube version of this episode at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzx2N1qxFObhvSvf9tp7ayQ Or check out the cast list pictures and bios at: https://abc.com/show/294366f4-0130-4c40-97b2-387c154e7eff/cast Check out Lee's gorgeous work here: https://www.instagram.com/internetceramics THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***LEESA: Get 20% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows at http://www.leesa.com ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.nutrafol.com with promo code MOMDAD ***TUSHY: Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code MOMDAD at https://hellotushy.com/MOMDAD
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