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Family, we're finally doing it…Your Mom and Dad have officially decided to start recapping Love Island USA Season 7! Join us Thursday (6/5) for our Love Island Premiere recap - but in the meantime it's time for a Cast Reveal Breakdown, a time where we make wild assumptions and unfounded predictions about Love Island's upcoming cast based ONLY off of their cast photos and teaser trailer (aka we know nothing about them and these are just wild guesses)! *I got a text!!!* If you want to follow along visually, check out the Youtube version of this episode at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzx2N1qxFObhvSvf9tp7ayQ  Or check out the cast list pictures and trailer at: https://www.instagram.com/loveislandusa/ THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***CASH APP: For a limited time only - download Cash App, sign up, then use our exclusive code MOMDAD in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days and you'll get $10 dropped right into your account! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com and with code MOMDAD ***HEADSPACE: For a limited time, get Headspace FREE for 60 days at https://www.headspace.com/MOMANDDAD60 

Ready to turn back the clock on aging?  In this energizing episode, I'm joined by longevity expert Leslie Kenny to uncover her top tips for reversing your biological age—naturally.  From the foundational role of mitochondrial health to practical strategies that will help spark vitality in your body, Leslie breaks down the science of anti-aging in an actionable and approachable way.  In this podcast, you can expect to hear Leslie's personal journey of defying age norms and maintaining fertility longer, proving that midlife can be a vibrant new beginning… not the beginning of the end!  Your cells hold the secret to sustained youth. And the simplest lifestyle shifts can turn back your biological clock from now on.  Wanna learn how? Tune in to this episode to take action on your age– and leave feeling hopeful, inspired, and empowered. Remember, aging does not have to be a one-way street!  Leslie Kenny Leslie Kenny is an Oxford-based patient advocate and entrepreneur. After years of battling health struggles, she used a novel therapy that supported her body's natural healing. Now at 59, she tested recently with a biological age of 21. Leslie founded Oxford Healthspan and launched Primeadine– a food-derived spermidine longevity supplement. Leslie is also Co-Founder of the non-profit, Oxford Longevity Project, alongside Oxford University scientists and doctors.  IN THIS EPISODE Overcoming symptoms of autoimmune disease  Addressing the 2 hallmarks of aging  How to support the immune system for overall cellular longevity  The biggest needle-movers for reducing biological age  Diet, exercise, and lifestyle changes and tips for longevity What is spermidine, and what can it do for 40+ year old women?   Optimal supplements for enhancing longevity  QUOTES “I quit my job, I optimized my sleep. I was walking in the Rockies every day, doing yoga. I was meditating like there was no tomorrow, journaling. Absolutely trying to de-stress myself.”  “The more we ask for the things that keep us healthy, the more the market will give these things to us. So gluten and dairy, there are so many alternatives that you can take.” “I developed that product specifically for autoimmune patients. For you and for me. I confess, I take both- but I've been in remission for a very long time.” RESOURCES MENTIONED Order Primeadine Spermidine from Oxford Healthspan HERE Use this affiliate link & CODE: DRMARIZA15 for your discount! Leslie's Website  Oxford Longevity Project Website  Leslie Kenny on YouTube Leslie's Instagram Get your magnesium at drmariza.com/magnesium with code PODCAST. RELATED EPISODES  #647: Hormone Optimization Therapy (HOT) Isn't Your Mom's HRT + It's One Of The Best Strategies For Longevity with Dr. Amy Killen #617: The Number One Longevity Hack Everyone Should Be Doing #610: The Benefits of Spirulina and Chlorella for More Energy, Longevity, and Immunity with Catharine Arnston #552: The Midlife Muscle Crisis: Why Maintaining Muscle Is Necessary For Fat Loss, Strength and Longevity with Dr. Gabrielle Lyon

Our favorite host ever is in studio today - Mark Walberg of Temptation Island! Your Mom and Dad chat with him about Temptation Island, behind the scenes hosting, cheating, being cheated on, not feeling like enough, Jess and Evan's personal relationship struggles, and much more - plus “Call Home” voicemails about being unhappy in a marriage and a partner who has cheated once.  ***Tune in Friday (5/30) for an announcement about what Your Mom and Dad are covering next! MARK L. WALBERG: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/markwalberg/ “Bonfire Talks” podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@BonfireTalksPodcast  THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***MINNESOTA NICE: Go to mn-nice-ethnobotanicals.com/momanddad and use code MOMANDDAD22 for 22% off your first order! ***LIQUID IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code MOMDAD at checkout! ***VIIA: If you're 21 +, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to viia.co/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD # viiaparter ***LEESA: Go to https://www.Leesa.com for 30% off mattresses + Free Sleep Bundle (2 Free Pillows and Microfiber Sheet Set) + get an extra $50 o with promo code momdad 

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/YMH Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 812 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String 00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update 00:17:41 - Gay Stuff 00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu 00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes 00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 00:40:20 - Comedy Broads 00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma 00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni 00:56:50 - Please Like Me 01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart 01:18:16 - Christina's Curations 01:37:39 - Wrap Up 01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Family, it's time to talk about the Temptation Island FINALE and discuss all the chaos and tea that followed after filming ended! Your Mom and Dad absolutely rant about the way Grant handled the final Bonfire with Ashley, Ashley's revenge, Tyler's politician energy continuing, Tayler's growth, Brion and Shante's shocking conclusion, Lino and Alexa's  big decision, and all the wild drama that happened after the show! ***Join Your Mom and Dad on Wednesday (6/4) for a personal Bonfire with host of Temptation Island, Mark Walberg! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: RELIEFBAND: For 20% off your order, head to https://www.reliefband.com and use code MOMDAD  REMI: Go to https://www.shopremi.com/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD at checkout for 50% off! HUNGRYROOT: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life at https://www.hungryroot.com/momdad and use code momdad

Today Your Mom and Dad cover episodes 7 and 8 of the latest season of Temptation Island…and their jaws are on the floor with the audacity of some of these video messages! They discuss Grant's wild behavior, Ashley's boyfriends, Brion's non-remorse, Shante's Bonfire reactions, Tayler's journey, their distrust of Tyler, lingering questions about Lino and Alexa, and much more! ***Join Your Mom and Dad on Friday (5/23) for their recap of the Finale of Temptation Island (eps 9-10)! LEAVE YOUR MOM AND DAD A VOICEMAIL HERE: https://www.speakpipe.com/yourmomanddad  THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***BETTER HELP: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp! Visit https://www.BetterHelp.com/MOMDAD to get 10% off your first month! ***GABB: For the best deals, sign up today (no contract required) at https://www.gabb.com/momdad  ***SPOT & TANGO: For a limited time, go to https://www.spotandtango.com/momdad and use code momdad to get 50% off your first order!  ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions today! Download the Rocket Money app and enter “Your Mom & Dad” in the survey so they know we sent you!

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee. Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't forget to watch Brent Weinbach's new special "POPULAR CULTURE" on YouTube! Check out the rest of his YouTube. SPONSORS: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What's everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week's lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns. Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 811 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:15 - Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody 00:14:57 - A Pazsitzky Effect 00:20:39 - Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials 00:29:46 - Tony Johns Update 00:33:01 - Algorithms 00:35:40 - Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors 00:43:24 - High School 00:48:15 - The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time 00:51:30 - Reunions & Tourist Stuff 01:00:07 - Gimp Comeback 01:05:42 - Special Delivery From Amazon 01:09:18 - Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music 01:18:56 - Christina's Curations 01:32:31 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:35:15 - Blood Suckers 01:39:22 - North Korean Hotel Room 01:43:52 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't forget to watch Mike Birbiglia's new special "The Good Life" streaming on Netflix May 26th! Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by storytelling savant, Broadway boy, and sleepwalking legend Mike Birbiglia! Tom and Christina kick off the show glazing Tom's newly released Netflix series Bad Thoughts. They also check out some wild clips that include a fat as shit Steven Seagal, Daddy Reecie laying down the law, farting girls, gay walls, and threesome with a mother that'll make your skin crawl (or turn you on?) The Main Mommies also chime in on convicted SA-er Gerard Depardieu peeing on a plane. Who does that remind you of? If you said "Bert", you're probably right. Mike Birbiglia next enters the Mommy Dome and dives deep into how he went from sleepwalking out a window to developing one-man shows, hitting Broadway, and being in a Taylor Swift video. He shares how his religious parents reacted to his material, what it's like entertaining the Pope, and how becoming a dad has shifted his lens on life, comedy, and swim meets. Plus, they also talk bad radio shows, booking nightmares, bouncing checks, comedy condos full of pubes, and that time Uber warned Tom about a shootout. Mike and Tom also get into legacies, asking their dads the tough questions, and what it's like raising kids who could not care less about their famous dads. Plus Enny still does not likes gay stuff and CP's lipstick is still poppin'! Your Mom's House Ep. 810 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:39 - Bad Thoughts Reactions 00:06:32 - Opening Clip: Daddy Reecie 00:08:43 - Messing With Corpses 00:15:17 - Gérard Depardieu Is a Fat Knucklehead 00:27:04 - Gay Stuff 00:35:16 - Enny Is Not Amused 00:40:09 - Clip: Do What You Do Best 00:41:50 - Clip: Katy Perry's Dance Moves 00:43:58 - Clip: Bert Beat Diabetes 00:45:40 - Mike Birbiglia's Good Life 00:52:40 - Sleepwalking & Storytelling 01:00:38 - Bringing Comedy To Broadway 01:05:38 - Chaotic Comedy Clubs 01:14:59 - Terrible Morning Radio 01:19:13 - Comedy Hacks 01:21:44 - Mike's Dad Doesn't Get What He Does 01:25:03 - Mike Birbiglia Met The Pope 01:30:21 - Raising Boys vs Girls 01:34:08 - Is It Cake & Taylor Swift 01:37:31 - Parents: Death and Connection 01:47:29 - Wrap Up 01:48:25 - Closing Song - Gay Questions by Mc FluidBond Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts: “Your Mom's House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with Bert Kreischer. He is also the author of “I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Watch his comedy series, “Bad Thoughts,” now streaming on Netflix.www.ymhstudios.com https://www.netflix.com/title/81740857 Don't miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/rogan or with my promo code ROGAN.  GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 5/18/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After nearly a year away, Your Mom™ is back with a special reunion episode with Ashley and Lisa.Why the break? Well, life happened. Ashley started a new job and realized she was spending more time talking about being a mom on a podcast than actually being a mom IRL. Now that her kids are 8 and 6, she figures she's done what she can do in terms of mothering (kidding...mostly). The catch-up is real: Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo got married (Lisa's wedding dance moves were so elite they made The Today Show), Luke McCaffrey played in the NFC championship his rookie season with the Commanders, and the McCaffrey clan is gearing up for another wedding next month for Lisa's oldest son, Max. But maybe the biggest news of all? Lisa is officially entering her Grandmother Era. Yep, you may have heard that Christian and Olivia are expecting their first child. Lisa shares the hilarious and heartwarming story of how she found out. Plus, we dive into what advice she's giving Christian as he steps into dad mode, potential baby names, and whether Lisa might accidentally spill the beans on the baby's gender (tune in to see how she handles that question). And just when you think it can't get any better...Lisa's mom Betty (aka Big Mama), makes a surprise guest appearance with some timeless wisdom on what it's really like to become a grandma. To all the moms out there, we are wishing you a very Happy Mother's Day. We also know this day means something different for everyone. So whether you're celebrating, missing someone, or holding hope for a dream not yet realized, we're with you and sending love to all of you on this journey. You can watch this episode on YouTube.As always, thanks for being here: Got thoughts, questions, or grandma name suggestions for Lisa? Drop us a line at yourmom@yourmom.co. Psst...our merch store is live! yourmom.co/shop

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TODAY ON THE SHOW - What YOU wish YOU did NOT know about YOUR MOM and tomorrow we will ask you What YOUR MOM wishes SHE did NOT know about YOU! So if you have kids and you wish you DID NOT know something about them or something they did, DM US and let's get you on the air Wednesday morning. ALSO, Met Gala recap and ADD TRIVIA! Don't forget Second Date Update, we almost did! Happy Tuesday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Your Mom and Dad give you a recent ghost update, discuss their thoughts on the newly announced Golden Bachelor, chat details revealed about Bachelor in Paradise, and answer some of your Call Home voicemails! They give their thoughts and advice on questions about being married while hanging with someone smoking hot, navigating a season without physical intimacy, dealing with a boyfriend's mom, an ex wanting you back, getting into financial d*m work, and more! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***SPOT & TANGO: Go to https://www.spotandtango.com/momdad and use code momdad to get 50% off your first order! ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions! Download the Rocket Money app today (and enter Your Mom & Dad in the survey!) ***LIQUID IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code MOMDAD at checkout! ***QUINCE: Go to https://www.quince.com/momdad for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns!

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss Tom Segura's new sketch comedy series "Bad Thoughts" premiering on Netflix May 13th! SPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @‌drinklightstrike. You can find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and use code YMH at checkout. Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"They catch up on Tony Johns' latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger's wedding, Keanu's appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow's face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up! Your Mom's House Ep. 808 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:54 - Fantasy Island 00:09:49 - Opening Clip: WHAT?! 00:14:50 - Tony Johns + RPC Collab? 00:29:33 - YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere 00:35:46 - Lipstick Plug & Greased Up 00:37:55 - Mick Jagger Got Married 00:42:19 - Taking Care Of Yourself 00:48:22 - Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy 00:49:32 - Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star 00:53:25 - Adult Beverages 01:01:47 - Christina's Curations 01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to http://1800Flowers.com/YMH. Shop data plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts." We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out. Your Mom's House Ep. 807 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:10 - Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun 00:08:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie 00:10:52 - Clip: 8 Head 00:12:23 - Big Word Blunder 00:19:17 - Clip: YMH Muppets 00:22:03 - Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers 00:25:29 - More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:30:56 - Clip: Baseball Sock 00:37:55 - Clip: Neck Veins 00:39:42 - Broads In Space 00:42:28 - Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams 00:49:13 - Little Person Jokes 00:58:21 - Snow White & Tiptoes 01:05:55 - Try It Out 01:09:18 - A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump 01:18:29 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:25:51 - TikToks 01:34:08 - Shame 01:40:36 - Wrap Up 01:41:47 - Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeremiah Wilber - (Ret) Army Green Beret, Mountain Man, Founder of War Party Movement, Cofounder War Party Ranch, Getto Vaquero, and Your Mom's Favorite Cowboy. Jeremiah was born in Ennis, Montana and grew up on Fort Belknep Indian Reservation. From an early age, Jeremiah was an avid outdoor enthusiast, spending much time hunting, fishing, and cowboying. Following high school, he enlisted in the US Army, attending the Military Police School (MP) at Fort Leonard Wood. As an MP, Jeremiah served two combat tours and completed the Sapper Leader Course and Army Ranger School. After graduating from Ranger School, Jeremiah attended Special Forces Assessment and Selection (SFAS) and was selected for the elite Green Berets. As a Green Beret, Jeremiah Served in 3rd Special Forces Group as a Special Forces Communications Sergeant and in 10th Special Forces Group as Special Forces Operations (Team) Sergeant and a Master Trainer at the Special Operations Mountaineering and Arctic Warfare Course. Following retirement from the US Army, Jeremiah has decided to channel his time and energy into raising money for veteran and human trafficking nonprofits. In 2016, he completed his first ultra-marathon, running from Denver to Breckenridge to support the Green Beret Foundation and in 2021 Jeremiah took on the most arduous ski race in North America, the Grand Traverse Backcountry Ski Race on behalf of the Heroes and Horses Foundation. Tune in as Jeremiah Wilber joins Bobby Marshall in studio to discuss the human trafficking epidemic, Native American culture, kidnapping, perdition, domestic violence, hunting, veteran life, conservation, Colorado, outdoor life, and much more. Please subscribe or like us on social media platforms for updates on shows, events, and episode drops.www.TheMountainSidePodcast.comShow Linkswww.warpartymovement.comwww.warpartyranch.orgAffiliates LinksSponsor Linkswww.BulletProof.comMountain Side listeners Use Discounts code: MOUNTAINSIDE to receive 20% off all Bulletproof products!www.Knicpouches.comMountain Side listeners Use Discounts code: MOUNTAINSIDE15 to receive 15% off all K-Nic products!www.ONNIT.comMountain Side listeners use Discount code TMS to receive 10% off ONNIT products!

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code BURNING. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It's a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it's an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it's time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother's Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life. We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one's packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection. Your Mom's House Ep. 806 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 5/18/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Happy Smurfday 00:08:47 - Opening Clip: Brolapse 00:18:24 - Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream 00:24:51 - Tony Johns Update 00:30:50 - Straight From The Worker's Mouth 00:40:51 - Mother's Day Lipstick Plug 00:41:19 - Clip: Different Level Woman 00:45:13 - Clip: Shopping For Cuties 00:47:44 - Nudist or Environmentalist? 00:52:11 - Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:59:17 - Christina's Curations 01:09:58 - Clip: Gender Affirming Pet Haircuts 01:11:15 - Clip: Masked Amigo 01:13:48 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns Mix" by Sweet Mitchel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Your Mom and Dad are covering their thoughts on episodes 7 - 10 of the latest season of Love is Blind…and let's just say their minds haven't changed from the first 6 episodes…these men are the worst! Jess and Evan rant about Dave's “issue” with Lauren, Ben and Sara's friends/family meet ups, Monica's sister drama with Joey, Devin and Virginia's big conversation, and praying Daniel is actually who he says he is for Taylor! ***Next week Your Mom and Dad will be gone - but tune in the following Wednesday (4/23) for their recap of the final episodes of LIB! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://www.RocketMoney.com/MOMDAD today! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off any order + enjoy free shipping when you subscribe - go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and enter code MOMDADGIFT ***PRETTY LITTER: Pretty Litter helps keep your house smelling fresh and clean! Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy with code momdad at https://PrettyLitter.com/momdad ***HIYA: Get 50% off your first order at https://www.hiyahealth.com/MOMANDDAD 

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH. Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at http://TRUEWERK.com/ymh. You can find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com If you're 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% OFF site wide! Go to https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! This week on Your Mom's House, it's just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting. Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering. Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC's Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City. Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let's get weird. Your Mom's House Ep. 805 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy 00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits 00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence 00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted 00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults 00:42:43 - Tony Johns 00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security 00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:53:00 - Spring Jackets 00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger 01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby 01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary 01:09:50 - Tour Dates 01:10:44 - Glove Actually 01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @‌drinklightstrike. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to https://3DayBlinds.com/YMH. A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom's also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40. He shares stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP's desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London's food scene while criticizing Europe's shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady's wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it! Your Mom's House Ep. 804 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:52 - UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 00:07:20 - Madison Square Garden 00:13:36 - European Public Toilets 00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield 00:23:26 - Fat Flight Attendants 00:29:59 - Those Damn Baldwins 00:37:50 - Schizo Evelyn Montage 00:40:18 - Clip: Family Cloth 00:41:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie 00:44:20 - The Life & Times Of Tony Johns 01:01:32 - Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 01:09:12 - More Wild & Crazy Stories 01:16:47 - Making Dreams Come True 01:21:33 - Clip: Cone To The Face 01:22:09 - Clip: Dumb Push-ups 01:22:38 - Clip: Well Done Ribs 01:23:12 - Cool Guy Collabs 01:24:56 - Shitty Wedding Speech 01:33:38 - Wrap Up 01:35:30 - Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to recap the FINALE episode of Grant's Bachelor season…and, WHOA, there is A LOT to discuss! Your Mom and Dad break down all their thoughts on the heart break, the shocking last minute decision, an After the Final Rose filled with tea, a Bachelor in Paradise twist that truly is dramatic, a proposal, and much more!  THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription + free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com and enter code MOMDAD ***GABB: Sign up for Gabb today – no contract required – at https://www.GABB.com/momdad  ***STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/MOMDAD - Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! ***ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at https://www.ARTICLE.COM/MOMDAD and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout!

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. Go to http://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. This week on Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don't Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis. Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin's unhinged reality show. Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan's Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo! Your Mom's House Ep. 803 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference 00:07:39 - Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy? 00:08:50 - Clip: Fancy Trainer 00:10:43 - Clip: Fired A Client 00:12:01 - Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane 00:24:23 - Hilaria Baldwin 00:34:18 - Bryan Johnson Won't Die 00:43:03 - Anti-Aging Secrets 00:48:58 - Clip: Urine Therapy 00:51:28 - The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland 00:56:57 - Diet & Olive Oil 01:06:23 - Hyperbaric Chambers 01:12:28 - Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine 01:18:24 - Clip: Coffee Enema Queen 01:19:55 - Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub 01:24:00 - Shockwaving Peeners 01:27:53 - Bryan's Personal Life 01:33:26 - Cool Rich Guy Stuff 01:40:04 - Dying Is Dumb 01:50:14 - Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shaun Lether's journey from near-death experiences to profound spiritual awakening is nothing short of miraculous. After multiple NDEs that left him navigating the thin veil between life and the other side, Shaun found himself forever changed. His healing journey began in the ICU, where he experienced life-altering encounters with angels, departed loved ones, and divine messages that reshaped his understanding of life, death, and the soul's purpose. What started as personal trauma blossomed into a mission of spiritual healing, intuitive development, and sharing his story to help others find hope, transformation, and deeper meaning.In this episode of Magic Is Real, hosted by Shannon Torrence, Shaun opens up about his incredible near-death experiences and how they sparked his path to spiritual growth. From connecting with his mother on the other side to navigating dark nights of the soul, Shaun's personal tale is a testament to the resilience of the human spirit and the magic of divine guidance. His story is an inspiring reminder that even in our darkest moments, we are surrounded by love, light, and support from beyond.Are you ready to explore life after death, past life regression, and the power of spiritual healing? Join us as we dive into Shaun's remarkable story of awakening and uncover the transformative power of listening to our higher selves and trusting the signs around us.✨ If you feel inspired, support Magic Is Real by liking, sharing, commenting, and subscribing! Let's grow this beautiful community together. Follow @MagicIsRealShannon on Instagram for daily inspiration, or email Shannon for mediumship readings. Together, let's embrace the magic of the universe. Thank you for being part of this journey! ✨#heavenawaits #consciousnessevolutionjourney #shadowwork #transpersonalpsychology #nde#heavenawaits #eckharttolle #shadowwork #profoundlessons #ndeCHAPTERS:00:00 - Intro01:14 - Shaun Lether's Near Death Experiences05:46 - Why Me? Why Not Me?13:17 - Experiences with the Dead18:10 - NDE Experience 123:52 - NDE Experience 225:45 - Breathing Independently30:19 - Learning to Walk Again32:45 - Rehabilitation Journey34:05 - Returning Home After 3 Months36:40 - Is Life a Simulation?42:45 - Protection from the Other Side46:10 - The Nature of Suffering49:10 - Growth Through Pain51:35 - Neutrality of All Things55:50 - Embracing Anonymity58:09 - Overcoming Fear of the Future01:00:10 - Life Review Process01:02:44 - Support from the Other Side01:05:50 - Discovering Sean's Purpose01:09:21 - Tower Moments and Spiritual Awakenings01:12:53 - Trusting Signs from the Universe01:21:10 - Recognizing Signs from Loved Ones01:22:08 - Celestial Cleansing01:27:50 - Connection with Elizabeth01:29:06 - Your Mom's Everlasting Presence01:31:20 - Ice Castles Story01:33:31 - The Nurse Experience01:39:28 - Message from Matt's Mom01:41:34 - Matt's Mom's Energy Today01:46:09 - Sha'Carri Richardson Discussion01:47:29 - Messages from Beyond01:52:50 - Sean's Mom's Energy at Appointments01:55:30 - Connection to Nuns01:57:24 - Past Life with Saint Teresa of Avila02:02:37 - Saint Teresa of Avila's Message02:05:50 - Outro02:07:35 - Connecting with SeanZOOM BACKGROUND DESIGN BY FREEPIK.COMMusic Credits: Track: Wandering — JayJen [Audio Library Release] Music provided by Audio Library Plus Watch: • Wandering — JayJen | Free Background ... Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/wandering FOLLOW Magic Is Real (Host Shannon Torrence) on Instagram: @realmagicshannon Email me at magicisrealshannon@gmail.com with viewer questions you'd like for me to answer in a YouTube short or to pitch your own story to me for an episode. TO BOOK A MEDIUMSHIP READING WITH ME, just email me! magicisrealshannon@gmail.comThank you so much for your love and support! Please like, share, comment, subscribe and spread the word!

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Interested in learning more about Mark Cuban's company? Visit http://CostPlusDrugs.com to find out more! SPONSORS: Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at https://TRUEWERK.com/ymh. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban. Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries. The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it's like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he's not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet. Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he's obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he's wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he's all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlusDrugs.com. Don't miss it, Jeans! Your Mom's House Ep. 802 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 3/30/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Pick6 not available everywhere, including, but not limited to NY and CA-ONT (for up-to-date list of jurisdictions please visit pick6.draftkings.com/where-is-pick6-available). Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - YMH Live X Still Got Us Hyped 00:10:19 - Opening Clip: Hard Time Getting Hard 00:17:15 - Heavy Reactions 00:21:07 - Deep Diving The Opening Clip 00:24:52 - Clip: A Hulk Hogan Steamer 00:28:33 - Christina P Trashes Meghan M 00:42:48 - Clip: Decent Footjob Review 00:44:49 - Clip: Cool Kanye Tattoo 00:45:39 - Charles Manson 00:53:56 - Mark Cuban Talks Mavs & Luka Doncic 01:00:42 - Secret Rich Guy Stuff 01:08:31 - How To Win At The Sport Of Business 01:14:51 - Dumb Shark Tank Pitches 01:22:33 - Putting Your Kids On The Right Path 01:28:22 - Personal Stuff & Somali Pirates 01:34:31 - AI & The Future Of Podcasts 01:43:01 - Changing The Game 01:47:45 - Mark Cuban's Favorite Things 01:55:47 - Closing Song - "Pussy Glassin" by Lady Money Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Missed YMH Live X? Witness our BEST Live yet at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide. Try VIIA! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz! Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin. Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don't miss it, Jeans! Your Mom's House Ep. 801 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate 00:00:00 - YMH LIVE X 00:00:00 - Chicago 00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream 00:00:00 - Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did 00:00:00 - The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant 00:00:00 - 50 Year Old Loser 00:00:00 - Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories 00:00:00 - Tom & Christina's Kids 00:00:00 - Comedic Scene Shifts 00:00:00 - TradWife Trend 00:00:00 - Dad Things 00:00:00 - American Stand Up & Storytelling 00:00:00 - White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors 00:00:00 - Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories 00:00:00 - Temptation Island Spain 00:00:00 - Aaron The Plumber Fights People 00:00:00 - Sam's Tailor 00:00:00 - Wrap Up 00:00:00 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What's up, chomos?! This week Josh Potter is LIVE in Austin to talk YMH Live X, the 800th episode of Your Mom's House, a possible rivalry being reignited here in Studio Jeans, and dive into all things YMH this week. Try it out! Email us at behindthejeansshow@gmail.com for suggestions, shit talk, and anything you want Josh Potter to see. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for Hometowns, Family, and…hmmm Your Mom and Dad have a lot of thoughts about the overall energy of this episode and their questions going in to these final episodes! They discuss what surprised them about Julianna's Hometown, Zoe's bridal photoshoot and how they think she's really feeling, Grant meeting Litia's family and how their faith plays into it, Dina's family not showing up, and much more! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at https://www.ARTICLE.COM/MOMDAD and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout! ***VIIA: Try VIIA! Go to https://viia.co/MOMDAD and use code MOMDAD! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com with code MOMDAD

YMH Live is back and better than ever! Tune in March 7th at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Touch our camera through the fence, chomos! SPONSORS: - Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to get started. - Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH. On this special episode of Your Mom's House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today's show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav's passing, Stavros reacting to Norm's poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder's Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell's daily vlog, ICP's YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin's new reality show. Here's to 800 more! Enjoy. Your Mom's House Ep. 800 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review 00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things 00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny 00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine 00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith 00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell 00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby 00:50:28 - Fart Gate 00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell 01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens 01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hometown's is next week (already??) so the heat is turned up even more this week and, of course, the Carolina drama continues - and Your Mom and Dad need to discuss their thoughts on it! They also chat about what they wanted from Julianna's Bridgerton date, the Group Date melt down, Dina sealing Carolina's fate, Litia and Grant's connection, their final predictions, and much more! ***Tune in Monday (3/3) for the next Traitor's recap! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***LAUNDRY SAUCE: Make laundry day the best day of the week! Get 20% off your entire order @LaundrySauce with code MOMDAD at https://laundrysauce.com/MOMDAD # laundrysaucepod ***BETTER HELP: Your Mom & Dad is sponsored by Better Help! Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/momdad ***GABB MOBILE: For the best deals, sign up to Gabb today – no contract required – at https://www.gabb.com/momdad ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions today at https://www.RocketMoney.com/MOMDAD 

YMH Live is back and better than ever! We're going all out for our tenth live show, tickets go on sale tomorrow (2/26) at 7am CT on ymhstudios.com. Touch our camera through the fence, chomos! SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh. Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. Get 15% off at https://truewerk.com/ymh. Pull those jeans up over your head! It's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos. Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares. Your Mom's House Ep. 799 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S./D.C., age 18+ (19+ in AL and NE, 21+ in MS). Void outside 50 U.S./D.C. and where prohibited. Sweepstakes starts 2/26/25 and ends 7:30pm CT on 3/7/25. Two ways to enter: (1) visit livestream.ymhstudios.com, purchase a ticket to attend Tenth YMH Live Show airing 3/7/25, follow link on confirmation screen, and complete and submit a survey with all required information, or (2) enter for free by visiting YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX and complete and submit a survey with all required information. By entering you agree to receive periodic marketing emails from Sponsor and may unsubscribe at any time. ARV of one prize: $10,000. For full Official Rules: YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX. Sponsor: John John Productions LLC, 2049 Century Park East, Suite 1400, Los Angeles, CA 90067. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads 00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What? 00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X 00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays 00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc 00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright 00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails 00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans 00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks 00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband 00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub 01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay 01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers 01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show 01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo 01:15:19 - Hit And Run 01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul 01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time 01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard 01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The drama is not letting up on episode 4 of Grant's Bachelor season and Your Mom and Dad need to discuss. They chat about the overall tense vibe of this season, opinions on Carolina vs the rest of the women, Julianna's confrontation, Rose's choice, cast exhaustion/drinking, wanting to know Grant better, and so much more! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***NUTURE LIFE: For 55% off your order, head to https://www.NurtureLife.com and use code MOMDAD ***OUTSCHOOL: Get up to $20 off your child's' first class or tutoring session for a limited time at https://www.Outschool.com with code MOMDAD at checkout! ***STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/MOMDAD - Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! ***LEESA: Go to https://www.Leesa.com for 30% off sitewide!

SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MintMobile.com/mom. Sign up now and join the over 13 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $22 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to get started. Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not? We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House! Your Mom's House Ep. 798 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:45 - Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts 00:08:49 - Try It Out Tommy 00:17:14 - Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret 00:21:10 - Clip: Whistling The Hits 00:24:12 - Clip: Bert Kershire 00:27:11 - Clip: Danger Farts 00:30:40 - Clip: Trust Black Women 00:32:44 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:35:16 - Clip: Charo Disney Employee 00:36:13 - The Service Industry 00:43:59 - Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy 00:58:35 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 01:01:54 - Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat 01:02:26 - Goth Tom 01:04:35 - Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down 01:06:08 - Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz 01:14:46 - Clip: Eye Witness News 01:17:08 - Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist? 01:19:28 - Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk 01:23:33 - A Message To Candace Owens 01:30:44 - Some TikToks 01:34:30 - Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone is sobbing this week on Grant's 3rd Bachelor episode and Your Mom and Dad are here to discuss! First they cover The Family's consensus on serenading - then they dive into that finance date, Grant's shirt on the menu, a “short dress”, the house starting to fall apart, a 3-on-1, Carolina spiraling, Rose's off camera convo with Carolina, and much more! ***Tune in Monday (2/17) for a recap of Traitor's Season 3 (ep 7 & 8) THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***QUINCE: Go to https://www.Quince.com/momdad for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.Nutrafol.com and enter code MOMDAD

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase. Try VIIA Hemp! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man. Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks. Your Mom's House Ep. 797 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler 00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler 00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys 00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin' 00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment 00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order 00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested 00:52:54 - TikToks 00:57:59 - A Normal Life 01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll 01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:17:31 - Garth Brooks 01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/ymh. Just go to https://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below! Your Mom's House Ep. 796 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner 00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It 00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point 00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru 00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj 00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse 00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton 00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong 00:36:31 - The Romani People 00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke 00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal 00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse 01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix 01:02:41 - TikToks 01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this conversation, Nina and Mary Jo Rapini explore the multifaceted concept of intimacy, emphasizing that it extends beyond sexual relations to include emotional, experiential, intellectual, and spiritual connections. They discuss the importance of communication in maintaining intimacy, especially after significant life changes such as having children. The conversation highlights the necessity of understanding and nurturing different types of intimacy to foster a healthy, long-term relationship. In this conversation, Nina and Mary discuss the complexities of intimacy in marriage, especially during the challenging parenting years. They explore the different forms of intimacy, the importance of communication, and how to navigate feelings of disconnection. The discussion emphasizes the need for partners to understand each other's needs and the dynamics of their relationship, particularly in the context of raising children. 00:00: Understanding Intimacy: Beyond the Surface 03:01: The Six Types of Intimacy 05:59: Navigating Changes After Kids 09:04: The Importance of Communication in Relationships 12:05: Exploring the Different Types of Intimacy 14:59: The Role of Spiritual Intimacy 17:59: Accepting Change in Long-Term Relationships 21:15: Navigating Parenting and Intimacy 26:29: Understanding Intimacy in Marriage 28:21: Addressing Disconnection in Relationships 35:11: Encouraging Partner Engagement in Relationship Growth Mary Jo Rapini, MEd, LPC, is a leading psychotherapist specializing in intimacy, sex and relationships. Based in Houston, Texas, she operates a private practice dedicated to providing exceptional services as a relationship and intimacy/sex psychotherapist. A highly sought after keynote speaker, Rapini's captivating speaking style resonates profoundly with individuals facing delicate intimacy issues and relationship challenges. She excels in guiding individuals through weight loss surgery and the transition to a healthier lifestyle, as well as addressing unspoken questions surrounding intimacy and sex in relationships. Additionally, Rapini has a unique talent for inspiring and empowering young girls dealing with body image issues, delivering a message that nurtures their transformation into reality, self assured women. Rapini is the accomplished author of several influential books, including "Is God Pink? Dying to Heal" as as a co-author of "Start Talking: A Girl's Guide for You and Your Mom about Health, Sex or Whatever" and R-Coupling: A Couple's 4 Step Guide to Greater Intimacy and Better Sex." Stay connected with Mary Jo Rapini Facebook - facebook.com/maryjorapini Twitter - @maryjorapini Instagram - @maryjorapini  Episode Sponsers: Branch Basics- Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code mamaknows at https://branchbasics.com/mamaknows #branchbasicspod Factor - Get started at factormeals.com/mamaknows50off and use code mamaknows50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Grant's Bachelor premiere episode - and Your Mom and Dad are already feeling the drama and tension brewing! Today Jess and Evan recap all their thoughts on this first episode: Grant as Bachelor, his first single, the limo entrances, initial thoughts and predictions about the women, Grant's first impression rose, why they think this season is going to be drama filled, and much more! ***Tune in Monday (2/3) for The Traitors episode 5 & 6 recap! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***HUNGRY ROOT: Get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life at https://www.Hungryroot.com/momdad and use code momdad ***LIQUID IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code MOMDAD at checkout! ***GABB MOBILE: Get $25 off any device—with no contract required at https://www.gabb.com/momdad to get started!

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://zbiotics.com/YMH and use YMH at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and use code YMH at checkout. It's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton. Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious! Your Mom's House Ep. 795 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips 00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol? 00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent 00:13:41 - RPC 00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit 00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form 00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels 00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You 00:31:38 - The Royal "We" 00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman 00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality? 00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting 00:48:44 - Cancel Culture 00:54:07 - Jim Norton's Crew Of Comedy Greats 00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny 01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh 01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell 01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best 01:17:47 - Classic Comedies 01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your Mom and Dad AND Uncle Lee are BACK for Part 2 of the Cast Bio Breakdowns! This is a sacred time where we make wild assumptions and unfounded predictions about Bachelor Grant's upcoming cast based ONLY off of their ABC cast photos and bios (aka we know nothing about them and these are just wild guesses lol)! Today Your Mom, Dad, and Uncle go over the second half of the women of this season - and we are excited about this cast! ***Join Wednesday (1/29) for the recap of Grant's Bachelor premiere episode! If you want to follow along visually, check out the Youtube version of this episode at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzx2N1qxFObhvSvf9tp7ayQ  Or check out the cast list pictures and bios at: https://abc.com/show/294366f4-0130-4c40-97b2-387c154e7eff/cast  Check out Lee's gorgeous work here: https://www.instagram.com/internetceramics  THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***LEESA: Get  20% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows at http://www.leesa.com ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at https://www.nutrafol.com with promo code MOMDAD ***TUSHY: Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code MOMDAD at https://hellotushy.com/MOMDAD 

Get tickets for Tom's Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to start selling with Shopify today. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy! Your Mom's House Ep. 794 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:04 - Charo Is In The House 00:03:27 - Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear 00:06:02 - Vacation Star 00:15:57 - CharOFans 00:26:21 - Clip: Thumbs Way Up 00:31:20 - Clip: Piss Nuke 00:32:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:36:25 - Ad Break 00:41:12 - Notting Hill 00:47:05 - Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal 00:48:29 - Clip: Hazing 00:49:34 - LA Wildfires 00:53:43 - Clip: Feeling Good Forever 00:56:14 - Squirrels 01:00:35 - Bridge & Facial Enhancements 01:05:33 - Clip: Dancing Sloppers 01:07:32 - Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank 01:17:49 - Extremely Serious 01:25:31 - Time To Clean Up The Act 01:31:19 - TikToks 01:38:10 - Classic Charo Voice Clips 01:48:40 - Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's that time, Family…time for the Cast Bio break downs! A time where we make wild assumptions and unfounded predictions about Bachelor Grant's upcoming cast based ONLY off of their ABC cast photos and bios (aka we know nothing about them and these are just wild guesses lol)! And today, for Part 1, Your Mom and Dad are covering the first 12 women…with our fave Uncle Lee! He's back AND giving us a face reveal! ***Join us Tuesday (1/21) for a recap of the latest Traitor's episode! If you want to follow along visually, check out the Youtube version of this episode at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzx2N1qxFObhvSvf9tp7ayQ  Or check out the cast list pictures and bios at: https://abc.com/show/294366f4-0130-4c40-97b2-387c154e7eff/cast  Check out Lee's gorgeous work here: https://www.instagram.com/internetceramics  RESOURCES FOR THE LA FIRES: https://coldcopy.substack.com/p/the-double-text-20-la-relief-edition?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***HIYA: Get 50% off your first order at https://www.hiyahealth.com/MOMANDDAD ***ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at https://www.article.com/momdad and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout! ***ZBIOTICS: Go to https://www.zbiotics.com/MOMDAD and use MOMDAD at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics!

SPONSORS: -Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com ! -20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase https://helixsleep.com/YMH -Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM -Try VIIA! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! It's another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account. Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one! Your Mom's House Ep. 793 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch 00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk 00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat? 00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men 00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist 00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus 00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes 00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar 00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t 00:34:50 - Fun With Accents 00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime 00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF 00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder 00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating 01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers 01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione 01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer 01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr 01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story 01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires 01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill 02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Get 10% off your first order on top of the already lowest prices by going to https://LiveGood.com/ymh. Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers. Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out! Your Mom's House Ep. 792 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man 00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick 00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation 00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF 00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer 00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update 00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank 00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story 00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word 00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli 00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States 01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident 01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks 01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya 01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows 01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine 01:14:43 - Mr. Hands 01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing 01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip 01:26:28 - Would You Rather? 01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple 01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's officially the FIRST episode of 2025 and Your Mom and Dad are getting real personal with a Q&A! They discuss keeping it spicy in a long term relationship, moving out of LA, questioning if they married the right person, having more children, social media and much more! They also cover their Ins and Outs for 2025 and take some Call Home voicemail calls from The Family!  ***Tune in next week for the start of Your Mom and Dad's Traitors Season 3 recaps! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off your first month's subscription + free shipping when you go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and enter code MOMDAD ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money at https://www.RocketMoney.com/MOMDAD ***HUNGRY ROOT: Get 40% off your first box + a free item in every box for life at https://www.Hungryroot.com/momdad and use code momdad 

SPONSORS: -Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! -Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/ymh. Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos. Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out! Your Mom's House Ep. 791 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeff's new special Last Cowboy In LA is out right now on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwRz8rvGizI&t=2s SPONSORS: -Get 20% off + 2 FREE pillows for all mattress orders https://HelixSleep.com/YMH -Try BlueChew FREE-just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit http://BlueChew.com - That's http://BlueChew.com to receive your first month FREE. -Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. -Use code YMHJOY24 with DoorDash for 50% off your first order. -Paid Endorser of Rogue, but Tom is also a current customer and his opinions of Rogue Nicotine Pouches remain honest and based on his personal experience. Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns. Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night! Your Mom's House Ep. 790 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In their final episode of 2024 (Don't worry! Your Mom and Dad will be back the first week of January) following the current TikTok trend, Jess and Evan say “We listen and we don't judge” and reveal some of their embarrassing confessions and secrets - and then hear from The Family with some of YOUR confessions and secrets! Family, THANK YOU for bringing us into your home and allowing us another year of being able to do this podcast - we love you! ***Tune in Friday January 3rd to join us for our first episode back after holiday break! THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***ROCKET MONEY: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster at https://www.RocketMoney.com/MOMDAD ***QUINCE: Go to https://www.quince.com/momdad for 365-day returns + free shipping on your order! ***NUTRAFOL: Get $10 off any order and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at https://www.Nutrafol.com and use promo code MOMDADGIFT ***LIQUID IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code MOMDAD at checkout!

Today Your Mom and Dad recap all their thoughts and opinions on the remaining episodes of Netflix's latest reality docuseries about 50's to 70's aged singles blind dating - The Later Daters! What a FANTASTIC series - Evan and Jess discuss the remaining blind dates, what “success” looked like on this show, advice from dating coach Logan, the Dater's final choices, where those relationships are today, and one Golden Bachelorette connection! ***Tune in Friday (12/13) and submit your voicemails for a “We listen & we don't judge” episode before Your Mom and Dad take a two week holiday break! LEAVE YOUR MOM AND DAD A VOICEMAIL HERE: https://www.speakpipe.com/yourmomanddad  THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: ***VIIA: Try VIIA! Visit https://bit.ly/viiamomdad and use code MOMDAD ***STORYWORTH: Go to https://www.storyworth.com/momdad to save $10 on your first purchase! ***AURA FRAMES: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://www.AuraFrames.com - use code MOMDAD at checkout to save! ***PRETTY LITTER: Go to https://www.prettylitter.com/momdad to save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy!