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A text-based roleplaying game based on Red Dwarf

Blue Dwarf


    • Apr 24, 2014 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 6m AVG DURATION
    • 73 EPISODES


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    Podcast 073 – Take me instead

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2014 6:29


    Rufus makes a deal with Captain Castillo and trades himself for Amber.

    Podcast 072 – First Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2014 4:27


    Landing back on the Blue Dwarf with the Zombie Queen Brittany, the team decide they need to form a resistance movement to get rid of Captain Castillo.

    Podcast 071 – Castle Bravo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2014 12:53


    Crashed on the planet, Davie uses his voice-controlled ship to rescue him and Justin before the Zombies attack. Then Davie confronts Captain Castillo about letting the resistance crew on the escaping mining missile onboard the Blue Dwarf.

    Podcast 070 – Mining Missile

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2014 6:37


    Seymour, Efof and Zombie Brittany enter the locked cavern and discover engineers working on a mining missile, hoping to use it to escape.

    Podcast 069 – SpaceCorps directive

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2014 3:44


    Rosette and Rufus share a moment, then Rufus accidentally disables gravity.  

    Podcast 068 – Zombie Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2014 3:46


    With Queen Brittany now turned into a drooling zombie, Seymour and Efof are unsure what to do.  

    Podcast 067 – Zombies on the planet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2014 4:08


    Seymour, Efof and Brittany run from the rising lava, but Brittany gets bitten by a holographic zombie.

    Podcast 066 – Malicious Machinations of Mutiny

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2014 5:43


    Rosette makes her way through the science deck to find Rufus in his lab.

    Podcast 065 – SpaceCorp Directive: Giga Beast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2014 3:47


    Captain Castillo admits to Amber that she’s thrown most of the crew in prison for commenting on her attire, then arrests her too.

    Podcast 064 – Tom, Dick & Harry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2014 4:17


    Amber goes to see Rosette in her prison cell on Deck 13.

    Podcast 063 – Panicked Pancake’s zombie overload

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2014 19:12


    Justin Pancake comes up with a plan to stop the holographic zombies, then meets his old time-travelling friend “Potential”. Read by Antony James from the ScutterCast.

    Podcast 062 – Do not collect $£200

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2014


    Rosette mutinies against Captain Castillo and is restrained.

    Podcast 061 – Death and taxes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2014


    Efof, Seymour and a drunk Brittany have to escape the subterranian caverns of New Buckinghamshire as the magma rises. But Brittany’s guards have a different escape plan for her.

    Podcast 060 – Pancakes for dinner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2014


    Justin is temporarily let out of his cell, electrocuted, then transported to the alternate Blue Dwarf where he starts to see holographic zombies.

    Podcast 059 – The Coronation attack

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2013


    During the Coronation of Queen Brittany, Captain Castillo activates “the box” and unleashes a mining missile on the planet of New Buckinghamshire.

    Podcast 058 – Surge

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2013


    Davie Jones encounters some “Zombiegrams”, holographic zombies.

    Podcast 057 – Activating the box

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2013


    Efof accidentally activates Captain Castillo’s mysterious “box” on the flight deck.

    Podcast 056 – Cassandra/Brittany’s coronation

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2013


    Queen Brittany’s coronation takes place on the planet of New Buckinghamshire.

    Podcast 055 – First impressions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2013


    Brittany and Cassandra have a conversation with Captain Castillo.

    Podcast 054 – Planning the coronation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2013


    Queen Brittany and Seymour plan the royal Coronation on the planet of New Cambridgeshire, and Brittany has a surprise for Seymour.

    Podcast 053 – Guard Duty

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2013


    The new Captain Castillo gives Rosette some orders, to oversee the delivery of a large mysterious crate.

    Podcast 052 – So what happened to Pancake?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2013


    After the dogfight, Justin Pancake is thrown into a cell and reflects on the last moments he was connected with the Hymenoptera hive mind.

    Podcast 051 – Captain K & the incredibly sarcastic & believable Mercenary

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2013


    Davie Jones meets the new Captain Castillo for the first time.

    Podcast 050 – Fifi Castillo

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2013


    The JMC send a new Captain to the Blue Dwarf, Fifi Castillo a stern Frenchwoman. Seymour and Amber greet her onboard the Blue Dwarf.

    Podcast 049 – Funeral for a friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2013


    The crew get together on the Blue Dwarf for Jay Chrysler’s funeral. But without a body, they have the fill the coffin with something…

    Podcast 048 – Cassandra: A singular experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2013


    Cassandra and Brittany watch the battle outside from the safety of the Blue Dwarf

    Podcast 047 – Jay Chrysler’s legacy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2013


    Elsewhere on the Hymenoptera planet, Rosette sets a second nuke. The explosion from Jay’s causes a chain reaction destroying the queen and ending the Hymenoptera threat. Elsewhere, Willy Eckerslike’s connection to the hive mind is severed.

    Podcast 046 – Jay-pocalypse now

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2013


    On the Hymenoptera planet, Jay meets his nemesis – Himself from a parallel universe who tries to stop him detonating the Hymenoptera-killing nuke.

    Podcast 045 – Spied her

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2013


    Justin engages Amber in combat in the Starbeetle, and she tries to talk him out of his conversion to the dark side.

    Podcast 044 – Pancake finds “Starbeetle”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2013


    Justin Pancake finds a new type of spacecraft developed by the JMC using organic Hymenoptera technology, and takes it out for a spin.

    Podcast 043 – Moonlight drive

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2013


    Davie Jones finds an old Spacecorps ship with a very irritating computer.

    Podcast 042 – FLY me to the moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2013


    Battling the enemy Hymenoptera ships in the Vespidae, Amber sees the Phoenix explode and calls for help to destroy the orbital platforms.

    Podcast 041 – On her Majesty’s service

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2013


    Jay and Efof drag the nuke deeper into the Hymenoptera cave, where they see the Queen and come under attack.

    Podcast 040 – Clone-plications

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2013


    Jay, Jayne and Efof took the nuclear device deep into a tunnel on the Hymenoptera homeworld.

    Podcast 039 – Desert storm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2013


    Crashed in a desert on the Hymenoptera homeworld, Jay climbs out of the escape pod and finds Jayne, Efof and a nuclear warhead.

    Podcast 038 – Taking the fight to the enemy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2013


    The Blue Dwarf crew need to get to the planet, but there’s a horde of Hymenoptera fighters in the way. An epic space battle ensues.

    Podcast 037 – I burnt the pancake

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2013


    Davie meets Justin Pancake, point a gun at him. The two fight, the Davie takes control of an exterior defence turret.

    Podcast 036 – Efof’s message

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2013


    Efof visits Parrotts bar, and sees a message written 11 years ago for him at this precise moment from Annie the time traveller.

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    Podcast 035 – Pancake & the next step of Human Evolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2013


    Justin Pancake meets some Spacecorps soldiers which are half Human, half Hymenoptera.

    Podcast 034 – Make the push

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2013


    Jay Chrysler leads a team to the Hymenoptera planet. They meet heavy resistance, and the Phoenix is destroyed.

    Podcast 033 – Dead Com

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2013


    Davie makes his way to the medibay.

    Podcast 032 – Mutation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2013


    Davie Jones sees the dead and injured laying in the corridor, and a doctor treats Davie’s eye which looks mutated.

    Podcast 031 – Media manipulation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2013


    Queen Brittany is urged to undergo medical testing to ensure she’s the real Queen.

    Podcast 030 – A sigh of relief

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2013


    Davie overhears some SpaceCorps marines.

    Podcast 029 – Stir the hive

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2013


    Captain Chrysler explains the plan to attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld, and stresses the importance of killing the Queen.

    Podcast 028 – Intermission

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2013


    Amber plans the attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld and starts gathering as much alcohol as they can to use as weaponry.

    Podcast 027 – Funeral clues

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2013


    Cassandra watches Efof receiving some mysterious clues during the funeral, and helps him decode them.

    Podcast 026 – Arresting developments

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2013


    Space Corps marines break into the Drive Room with orders to capture Captain Chrysler, but they decide to join him. BlueDwarf026-arresting-developments

    Podcast 025 – Hail to the Chief

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2013


    Chief of Security Rosette meets Davie Jones. BlueDwarf025-hail-to-the-chief

    Podcast 024 – Seeing the Queen again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2013


    Seymour meets Cass, posing as Queen Brittany and wants to be her Royal Ambassador again. But there’s doubt she is who she says she is. BlueDwarf024-seeing-the-queen-again

    Podcast 023 – Will the Pancake flip?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2013


    An injured John Bromin meets Justin Pancake, who is excited to hear there’s a Hymenoptera onboard, then explains how he was told his future by a time traveller called Potential, who then tells him to rebel against Captain Chrysler. BlueDwarf023-pancake-flip

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