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Susie Riddell and Esther Stanford are actors and host the podcast, Limited Time Only. Their podcast is more like a variety show - they have a little chat, perform a comedy sketch, and end the podcast with a guest interview. Tune in to learn all about how Susie and Esther got into acting, the actors that inspire them, and how they get into character for a project. You won't want to miss out on hearing who has the best American accent and the cartoon character they think the other looks like.Follow Susie & Esther on IG @limitedtimeonlypodcast and listen to LTO on Apple Podcasts (or wherever you listen to podcasts).Follow us on IG @womenwhosarcast and @womenwhopodcastmagazine.Get the current issue of Women Who Podcast magazine at womenwhopodcastmag.com.All content © 2025 Women Who Sarcast and WWS Productions.

Quaranteam – Book 1: Part 14 Andy reconnects with his past, and Emily explores. Based on a post by CorruptingPower, in 25 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels. And, after two weeks of trying to subtly discern it from her, Andy eventually just asked Taylor what she did for a living, and Taylor informed Andy that she'd been a phlebotomist before moving into the Rook household, and once she was done with her time in the penalty box, she would go back to it. It was the first step she had taken towards eventually becoming an anesthetist, which was her long term goal. She'd met Lauren when the Aussie had needed someone to come in and blood test a few of the 49ers she was training. Taylor insisted that if Andy ever wanted her to stay in his bed for a night, she would without reservation, but that otherwise, she would be sleeping in the same bed with Lauren, who had set up her own bedroom now, so as to not wake Andy when she left early in the morning for practice.               Piper and Sheridan had also set up their own bedrooms, for similar reasons. Piper insisted her workout routine begin at the butt crack of dawn, and she also had a tendency to go to bed almost immediately after dinner, and Sheridan had started joining her in those hours, although the two women had very different work out routines in the morning. Andy had never been awake for any of them, but both of the women had filmed themselves working out, so he could see what they were up to in the wretched early hours. Aisling, Niko, Emily and Sarah had flatly refused to sleep away from Andy, although the order they laid against one another in the bed at night varied quite regularly. At various points over the last few days, he'd woken up in the night to find Emily quietly making out with each of the other three. He was a little surprised that Emily and Sarah didn't want another bedroom for times when the two of them wanted to fool around with just each other. He'd asked them about it, but Sarah had just teased him and insisted that when they did, he should be nearby in case he wanted to watch or join in. The craziest part of the day, however, was when Emily came to track him down in his office just before dinner with a rather baffling request. He'd spent most of the day writing, knowing that tomorrow there would be new women joining the household, and that he'd likely get very little work done on that day. He felt like he was very close to considering the draft for what he was now calling "The Doppleganger's Identity," the next book in the Druid Gunslinger series, ready for his first pass readers to take a look at, and hoped to wrap it up today. It would certainly stop Sarah from asking him yet again when she could read it, since she had insisted she get a spot on that esteemed small council. He kept the door to his office open most of the time, but Emily insisted on knocking before entering the room anyway. "Andrew, love, I know you're writing right now, but might I bother you for just a skosh?" she said, smiling at him in that disarmingly charming English way of hers. "It's never a bother, Em," he said, closing up his laptop. "You know, you're the only one of my partners I'm okay with calling me 'Andrew?' Anyone else does it, and I know I'm in trouble, but you somehow make me not hate the sound of my full name. C'mon in. Sit down, talk to me." The blonde Englishwoman sashayed into the room before lifting one of his legs so she could sit down on the footstool in front of his writing chair. She was wearing a billowy floral print dress that hung down past her knees, loose fitting but still draped enticingly well. Andy wondered if maybe it was tailor made for her, but before he could think to ask, she launched into the reason she'd come to see him. "My agent received a rather odd request today, and I wanted to come and talk to you about it before I answered it. If you're not comfortable with it, I would completely understand that, but I personally think that it would be an excellent thing for us to do, so I hoped we might talk a bit about it before you came to any decision, and perhaps I could bring you around to my way of thinking." Andy set his laptop on the coffee table to the side of his writing chair and shifted to sit up a little bit. "Who's the request from, and what is it that you think I might be uncomfortable with?" "It came from the office of the president, if you can believe it. My agent said President Pelosi didn't call personally, but a member of her staff did." Emily took his large hands in her small ones, holding onto them softly as she kept his gaze focused on her sapphire blue eyes. Clearly whatever they were going to discuss was of great importance. "When the announcement hits next week, they're expecting much of the nation to be in rather dire shock. Such massive casualties means the American way of life going forward is going to have to be something extremely different than what it once was, something radical and new." She licked her lips, a touch of nervousness Andy wasn't sure he'd seen from the usually confident young woman before. "Something like us. To sort of help assert the new norms in the minds of the general public, they want a handful of celebrities to do talk show appearances, with the hosts who are still alive anyway, and most of them seem to have made it out okay, and talk about their new family units, how polyamory is going to be the lay of the land, and how the laws are immediately being changed so that a single man can have multiple wives, to help repopulate the country after the severe losses." Andy laughed a little bit. "If you want to go on television, Em, you certainly don't need my permission. What makes you think I'd be against that?" She smiled at him kindly, and he realized immediately he'd missed what she'd been specifically asking him. "I don't just want to go on television by myself, Andrew. I want to go on television with you and with Sarah and maybe with a couple of the other girls, Niko in particular. I think it's important that we get out there as a new family unit, on The Daily Show, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Late Night With Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Tonight Show, Good Morning America, anyone who wants to talk to us, so that we can help put the country a little more at ease that we are going to get through this. Normally, I would be most in favor of shielding all of you from the horror that is the paparazzi, just to keep my personal life simply that,  personal. But this is a very strange new world we find ourselves in, Andrew, and we need to help our fellow humans become comfortable with their new reality." "You sound pretty committed to the whole idea," he said, trying to keep his voice as non committal as possible, but Emily had gotten very good at reading him in the short time they'd been together, so he knew she could tell he wasn't entirely opposed to it, simply gauging how it would all work. The particulars of opening his private life to the entire world seemed a little daunting at first blush, but certainly not insurmountable. "We wouldn't be the only ones, I think it's important to stress that, love," she said, squeezing his hands a little bit. "And Sarah and I would also be coming out about our relationship with each other, so you wouldn't have to field a lot of questions if you didn't want to. We could take on the brunt of the questions if that makes it any easier. But I just know many people in this adopted homeland of mine are going to be frightened, and I think the idea to show them the way through would be a step in the right direction." She leaned her head down and kiss the tops of his hands before looking up at him. "Oh! And you could also use it to promote your books, if that might sweeten the pot a smidge. It might help, having twenty minutes of prime mental real estate for your face and your writing?" He chuckled, nodding his head. "You know as well as I do that my agent would string me up by my toes if I had a chance to get this much free publicity for my next novel and didn't take it, so how can I say no? I'm not going to hide from journalists. I'll do my fair share. Tell me how all this is going to work." She smiled, leaned in and kissed him, soft and tender, but for what felt like a delicious eternity. "We will set up the camera and microphones in Sarah and I's little studio, and then we'll just take an hour or so a day for a few weeks to record segments with whoever asks. The president's office wants us to do a 60 Minutes interview even before the announcement is made, as our sort of grand unveiling. For that, they're actually going to send Katie Couric here with a camera woman to do the interview in a few days. They're likely to want to do that in a larger room, or maybe out on the back deck, by the pool. They're going to do an entire show all about the deaths, the vaccine and the new post pandemic world we're starting to grow into. The ten to twenty minute interview with us will just be part of the larger package. They were hoping to have us for a day on the 14th. They're going to be filming at the base on the 13th and doing interviews with President Pelosi on the 15th. The president's representative seemed to think Niko might be a good link between the two segments, if she was one of the people helping to give the tour of the base, and the vaccination process. I asked Niko about it, and she said she wouldn't mind if you didn't, but that I had to ask you first. The whole episode of the show is going to air immediately after the President's speech on the 20th." "Good lord, sounds like they've got all this planned out. I'm surprised I didn't hear from the Office of the President personally." Emily offered him another smile, and considered her next words carefully. It wasn't that she worried about bruising his ego, because Andy had never come across that way, but she also didn't want to seem too full of herself. "Love, I've been a very well known movie star for a decade now, so I think they figured out where I was first and went from there. That's no slight against you! I'm just saying that you aren't a household name that millions of people recognize, and, for better or worse, I am. The Dagger Academy movies were everywhere, as were the books. Simon, my costar in the movies, he's still living in England, so he's in an entirely different world than we are here in the States." Andy grinned. "Oh, I know, I know. All I'm saying is that it wouldn't hurt for the President to have called me herself, y'know. But that's fine. It's fine." "Well, when the paparazzi are struggling to get topless photos of you in Ibiza, then we'll have a conversation about how you aren't being taken seriously as an artist, alright darling?" She giggled a little. "It was fun, teasing them, knowing they so desperately wanted to get images of my tits to sell, and that a bidding war would erupt for the image." "They are excellent tits, Em." "Bless you, love. But you're never going to convince me they're as nice as, say, Sarah's or Hannah's. And all those tits, theirs and mine, are exclusively the purview of this family now and forever more, so the paparazzo can fuck right off. So, the interview? You'll do it? You'll dance for the media circus with us, for the good of the nation?" "I'll do almost all of it, sure." She tilted her head slightly in confused amusement, that coy smile on her pink lips, as her tender fingers squeezed his thigh. "Almost all of it? Which part of it am I going to have to have to convince you for?" He rolled his eyes a little, a playful smirk on his lips. "I'll do all the evening shows, magazines, newspapers and website interviews you want me to, but doing Good Morning America might be a hill too far, simply because of how goddamn early I'd have to get up for it." "Or we could simply stay up very late and do it before bed," she said, moving to slide off the footstool so she could climb into his lap. "I'm sure we could find some way to keep you awake and alert that far into the night. Four thirty in the morning our time could give us the opportunity to go on live television with sex hair," she said, waggling her eyebrows at him lasciviously. "Oh, and I'm not gonna do Fox News." "Christ, love, haven't you heard? They're barely running a skeleton crew over there. Most of their on air talent died over the last few months, and now that the women are in charge over there, they're losing some of that ridiculous bullshit they used to be spouting." Andy chuckled, shaking his head a little bit. "All it took was most of the men dying." "It's pretty hard to pretend the plague isn't a real thing when it keeps killing people off left and right, dear," she said. "The rescheduled Presidential election next month is going to be between Senators Kamala Harris and Susan Collins, two women. That's never happened before in the history of this country. The vast majority of people voting in the election are going to be women. This is all completely unprecedented, so all those women who have felt powerless for so many years, this is their chance to shine. But the old tribal lines are still going to be there, even if the genders of the people leading those parties has changed. Republicans will still be Republicans and Democrats will still be Democrats. But there's too many dead people for everyone to go on pretending like the plague isn't real, or that it's not better to not get a grip on the new reality. One side was already telling their people that the plague wasn't real, so more of their men died than the on the other side. They can't afford to do that any more. So the new Fox News agenda is to go back to simple fiscal conservatism, pro military and pro old school Christianity stances. They're just going to drop all the anti woman bullshit that they've been poisoning their own wells with for so long." "And all it took was most of their men dying." Andy rolled his eyes. "Fine. I'll leave it up to you on whether or not you want to do any of the Fox News shit." "Oh heavens no," Emily laughed, shaking her head. "No, you couldn't pay me enough to appear in front of those horrid people. They've been trying to tell me they have the right to regulate my body for decades but that I should keep my mouth shut when it comes to how they spend the money I pay in taxes. At least a few of their remaining hosts have called me horrible things for daring to disagree with them. 'Entertainers should be sit down and be quiet when it comes to politics,' they've said about me for far too long. Fuck that, darling. I'm having none of it." "Well, on that we can agree." "Now, I do believe I have some convincing to be doing," she said, licking her lips playfully, as she slid off his lap and down onto her knees before him, pushing his legs apart. "That's really not necessary, Em," he said, reaching forward to put a hand on her shoulder, but her delicate fingers moved to grab his wrists, lifting them so that one of his hands was along the back of her neck, and the other was sliding up into that radiant cascade of blonde hair. "It might not be necessary, Andrew, but that isn't to say I wouldn't enjoy it anyway," she said, her hands moving to unbutton his jeans, slowly drawing the zipper down. "Because sometimes a girl just needs to get her fix, you know?" She leaned down and kissed part of his exposed stomach. "You wouldn't deny me that, would you, love? Not innocent little me?" "I don't know that I could deny you anything, Emily," he chuckled. She licked her lips, those inescapable blue eyes of hers looking up at him. "That's what I like to hear. Because it's time for me to do something before Sarah does." She fished out his cock, tucking his balls over his boxers to protect them from accidentally getting caught in the zipper of the jeans, because she wasn't willing to wait long enough to pull his jeans off. "I let her have first go at you, but I'm entitled to have some firsts with you before she gets a chance. That's fair, isn't it?" She leaned down and pressed her pink lips against the head of his cock, covering it in tiny kisses. "I think we can both agree that's only fair." "I seem to recall you and Sarah taking turns blowing me at the same time," he said, tilting his head a little. "I wouldn't say she got there first." "She got to fuck you first though, Andrew," she sighed, stroking his cock tenderly. "And I understand why. She's madly in love with you because of your writing, although she's very much fallen in love with the man behind that writing as well." Her tongue slipped out and dragged a long trail across the bottom of his cock, from the base up to the tip, teasing the slit with the tip of her tongue for only a split second. "Me, on the other hand, I fell in love with the man first, when I heard all the lengths you'd gone to in protecting the women who'd chosen to hitch their wagons to your train. Niko painted such a wonderful portrait of you, and you haven't failed to live up to that yet." "I'm always going to put my family's needs above my own, Em," he said, shivering as he felt her pursing her lips around the mushroom tip of his circumcised cock for a long moment. "So what is you want to do before Sarah, hmm?" "Oh, bless, Andrew, I would've thought it would've been obvious," she giggled, blowing air along his cock, teasing his balls with her finely manicured fingernails. "I want you up the serviceman's entrance. I want you in my ass, before Sarah thinks to ask you to do it to her. We've had fingers and small toys up both hers and my asshole before, naturally, but never the real thing, and I'm afraid I simply cannot risk the chance that she get the opportunity to convince you to do it to her before you do it to me. I want to have at least one first of my very own with you before she does, and while I'm a little nervous, I must confess I am also rather excited. First times are always so exhilarating." Andy licked his own lips, swallowing a breath of air. "First times can also be quite intense, Em. Even overwhelming." "Yes yes yes Andrew, that's why I'm going to ask you if you can remember a color code when you're worked up. I know those kinds of sensations can be, distracting to self control, but you've always struck me as level headed." Her tongue took a long swirling path around the underside of the head of his cock, and his fingers tightened in her sandy hair a moment, clenching a fistful of it, which evoked a clear quiver of delight from the girl. "What do you mean a color code?" "You see, when Sarah and I are adventuring into, shall we say, uncharted sexual waters between the two of us, we use a color code. If one of us says 'green,' then things are wonderful, enjoyable and the other should carry on full steam ahead. If one of us says 'yellow,' then perhaps a bit of caution or easing back is needed. If one of us says 'red,' then a moment's rest is needed, or second thoughts are being had, and it's best to stop, until the other is ready to go again. Like a stoplight. We strike the use of those colors for any other uses when we're on the code." She looked up at him with those tender azure orbs again, soft and warm, as her fingertips stroked his shaft and juggled his balls. "Would that be alright, Andrew?" He leaned forward and kissed her again, and this time he found her not only pliant but a touch more eagerly wanton than she'd been moments ago. "Of course, love," he said to her. "But just be careful and remember you can't use those words for anything else while we're in color code mode." She titled her head to the side, a curious expression of amusement on her face. "Oh? Do you anticipate me slipping? I'm quite bright, you know," she teased, winking at him. "I have a degree in feminist studies from Cambridge and everything." He smirked a little bit. "I simply thought you might ask me to paddle your ass red, and then I'd have been more than a little conflicted from the mixed signals." She began to giggle fiercely, having even to take one of her hands from his cock up to cover her mouth, as she nodded furiously, her blonde curls falling in front of her face before her hand lifted from lips and pushed it from her eyes. "You're right! You're right you're right you are absolutely right, I most certainly would have done that, said that without even thinking about it, and what a right git I would've looked, while you would've been standing there frozen in fear that you'd gone too far." "You think you can keep that in mind, then?" She nodded once more, this time more slow and deliberate, before she pressed her hands on the tops of her thighs, moving to stand herself up. "I had Nicolette conceal a couple of bottles of lube in nearly every room of the house, in case this particular stripe of lust struck one of us. She seemed to think it was an excellent idea." Andy couldn't help but snicker a little bit. "I'm sure she did. She seemed to enjoy the hell out of it when she got her turn at it a couple of days ago." Emily giggled again as she reached behind the couch in the corner of his writing studio, her fingers reemerging with a small bottle of lube in them. "I did notice her walking a little funny yesterday, but she wouldn't tell me when I asked her about it. She simply blushed a wonderful shade of crimson and walked away from me. So I take it you gave her the ol' heave ho?" He tried to keep that ain't I a stinker smile from spreading on his face, but in the end, he just couldn't help it. "She told me she likes to be a bit bratty and put into her place, so I stuffed her panties in her mouth while I had a go at her ass. She seemed to like that quite a bit." While Emily approached him, he stood up and tugged off his jeans and boxers, not wanting to get any of the lube on them, setting them on his writing chair. For the hell of it, he pulled off his shirt as well. The idea of resembling Donald Duck appalled him. Emily's eyes widened in amusement and delight, shaking her head frantically. "You didn't! You absolutely didn't! Tell me that you didn't, Andrew!" "I surely and truly did, and she loved it. She even made a point to tell me that it was exactly how I should have a go at her moving forward." "Well, not this time, but I might like to try something like that at some point in the future," she said, as she walked over to him, lifting her dress up and over her head, tossing it aside, revealing she was completely naked beneath it. "Mostly because it wouldn't let me speak the color code if need be, but also because I'm simply not wearing any panties today." She flashed him another saucy wink, as she moved to set up her cell phone to point at the couch. Andy suspected she might be filming it to show to Sarah later, or perhaps just for her own personal edification. "Now let me pour some of this lube on your cock, and you can tell me what position I should be in for my first time at this." He shivered a little as she drizzled clear fluid onto his prick, her slender fingers stroking his shaft again, making sure to get every inch of his thick cock slicked up as much as possible. "If you want total control, you could climb on for a ride, but some women think the sensations are just too intense, and tend to seize up, so they prefer to have the man controlling things. If that's more your speed, then you probably want to get on your knees on the couch, laying your arms down on the top of it, your head resting on your arms, or with your arms behind you, so you can grab at your legs, or rub on your clit. Lauren rubbed her cunt her entire first time, saying it helped the nerve endings get all tangled up in one another." She licked her lips, that tiny hint of reticence fading away the moment he saw it, as she nodded. "I do think it will all be simply too much for me to keep my head clear, so I think I will try the position on the couch, and you can be in the driver's seat." She handed him the small bottle of lube. "Make sure you get me slicked up before you go rampaging in, however." "You sure you  " His sentence was interrupted by her grabbing the back of his head, smearing lube on his skull while she pulled him into a feral, almost delirious kiss, her tongue rampaging into his mouth with a carnal frenzy that he didn't normally associate with his more restrained and reserved partner. When she pulled back, she didn't let her face move more than an inch away from his, her blue eyes peering directly into his greens. "I have been a posh prig my entire life, Andrew," she cooed at him in a sing song fashion. "Now it's time for you to take that stick out of my prim ass and jam this wicked cock up it instead. If you don't, I may well go mad, and that wouldn't be ideal for either of us, I somehow think. Now let's get to it." "As the lady requests," he said, watching her sashay away from him. She slid one knee up on the couch demurely, followed by the other, bending forward at the waist, leaning down until she was resting on her hands and knees on the plush sofa. God, she was gorgeous, he thought to himself. Almost criminally so. She held pose there as he walked over towards her, but as he got closer, she lowered her shoulders down towards the top of the couch, sliding her hands back behind her, to cup her perky porcelain white ass. "This is all yours, Andrew," she moaned. "Virginal. Unspoiled. Unsullied. Uncharted territory." She shivered and he could see goosebumps run across her skin as the lube started to drizzle down the cleft of her ass, smearing over that rosy pucker. "God, I feel so wanton and exposed like this, ready to be debauched and debased, your eager whore, giddy for you to introduce her to these new delights, to expand her horizons and blow her mind." Andy set the bottle on the table next to the couch, then moved to use two of his fingers to smear the clear liquid along her anus, seeing her body twitch and wriggle just a little bit, as he smeared the substance around, pushing his index finger inside of her, hearing her gasp sharply following by a tiny, high pitched yelp, as she clamped down on that digit. "How are we doing, Em?" She drew in a long breath that sounded like it took some effort before she exhaled, a slow controlled push of air over her lips, as that sphincter muscle relaxed around his fingertip. "Green! We're green, Andrew. I just, I simply needed a moment to compose myself once more. Your fingers are quick thicker than Sarah's," she said with a nervous laugh. "You're going to be getting something much bigger than that in a moment," he said. "If you still want it, that is. Not too late to change your mind." "I have come too far to back out now, Andrew." "You haven't cum at all, I don't think," he teased. "Shows what you know," she giggled once more, looking over her shoulder at him to stick her tongue out in his direction. "I definitely came when you pushed your finger in. The pre fuck jitters, one might think. Like a bloody schoolgirl, I am, right now." "Alright then," he said, as he slipped his fingertip out, her asshole closing up immediately. "Remember, you merely have to say what you want, and I'm going to listen." She nodded again, one hand reaching between her legs to rub her fingertips against her cunt, stroking her finely manicured digits against her cunt, as her other hand reached up and over behind her, grabbing one of her asscheeks, pulling it aside, as if to make sure she was open and exposed for him. "Let me feel it, Andrew, but go slow. Just a bit at first." Andy nodded, as he moved his hips, settling the tip of his cock against her asshole, which he felt spasm just a little when the mushroom head of his cock made contact with it. He gave her half a second to relax once more, then began to push forward. He leaned his body against hers, feeling some initial resistance, but after a few moments, the head of his cock popped through that ring of muscle, and a guttural, almost primitive moan erupted from her throat, loud and carnal. "Fuck that's big that's so fucking big yellow yellow Andy, yellow,” she rambled, and immediately Andy held perfectly still. "Too much?" he said, feeling her ass clinging onto the head of his cock with an intense amount of pressure. "Stop? Pull out? Just wait?" "Don't pull out! Are you fucking crazy?" she said, a borderline delirious laugh cackling from her lips. "I just, I just, just give me a moment, please, you're fucking big, you know that? You and your fat fucking cock feel like you've shoved a telephone pole up my tight young virgin ass, so I'm going to need a god damned moment, thank you very much, but don't you dare fucking slip out, or I will beat you bloody senseless with a cricket bat!" Andy blushed a little bit, a wry smile on his lips, as he held perfectly still. "In your own time, Em." The tiny blonde Brit drew in a long breath, then slowly exhaled it, like she was doing some form of yoga and trying to center her chi. She did it again, and Andrew started to get worried that maybe she simply wasn't ready for this, but just about the time that thought started to roll around in his head, he felt her starting to lean back against him just a little bit. "Green, Andrew, but,” she said, shifting her body just enough so that she could look back at him, "please, for heaven's sake, take it slowly." He nodded to her, and began to lean forward, feeling her body almost being pried apart as his cock worked his way inside of her virginal asshole. Her fingertips were rubbing down firmly on her clit, and while he tried to keep the forward momentum as slow as possible, when he was nearly half way into her ass, she suddenly pushed back into him, engulfing the rest of his cock in her back door, as a wash of goosebumps rolled across her flesh, starting at the small of her back and blossoming outwards in an instant flare, followed by a hard tremble intermingled with a high pitched whine that started racing upwards in octaves and volumes until it crested, breaking and dissolving into a frantic, almost demented giggle, as his balls rested against her fingers which hadn't stopped stroking at her cunt. "You alright, Em?" he asked. "Alright? Alright? Are you asking if I'm alright now, Andrew?" she hissed, although the tone was giddy and excited. "I am green, super green, all the greens! I am awesome, fucking brilliant. That felt,” she drew in a long breath, "So fucking good, and I came So fucking hard." Her head whipped to look directly at her cellphone camera. "Sares, it's like it builds and builds and builds, and you're getting more and more and more tense and then,” she said, pulling her hips forward, sliding his cock mostly back out of her ass before, "Wham!" she said as she slammed her ass back onto his cock hilt deep once more, and let out another unearthly moan. "Holy fuck, that feels so good. Your cock just jammed up right my ass, your balls resting right on my cunt." Her head snapped again to look back at him, and her soft and kind blue eyes had gone more than a little crazy. "Go on then, in for a penny, in for a pound. Pound your little penny. Go on, you dirty wanker. Do it to me! Fuck my ass!" At this point, he was pretty sure that if he had said 'red,' she would've ignored him and just played on through. The kind of wild lust in her eyes would've been completely unfamiliar to him if he hadn't seen it before, briefly, with both Piper and Sheridan, though those had been chemically induced. Later in the evening, he'd consider whether maybe she'd tapped into that same mental state that being deprived of his semen developed in women, but in that particular moment, the only thing he could do was to fuck Emily Stevens, film sweetheart of a generation, within an inch of her sanity. His hips drew back and then thrust forward, a solid grind on his first real pump, which was met by a hard squeeze of her ass around his cock and a burbling, uncorked moan oozing from her lips. He drew back again, but this time his forward thrust was met by the snap of her hips pushing her ass back into him, making her toned asscheeks ripple just a tiny amount. "Oh fuck, Andrew," she babbled, "I want more, but I know I'm going to cum soon, and once I start again, it's not going to stop, so I need it, I need you, I love you, I need you to fucking cum inside of my ass, fill it up with that hot spunk for the first time. Mark your territory with your seed! Please Andrew, I'm fucking begging you, let me have it, show my ass you love it, teach me this final thing. Fucking cum in my ass!" The entire time, she was doing more of the thrusting than he was, although he was trying to keep pace with her. And just towards the end, he knew that he wouldn't be able to stave off the impending orgasm for long, so at her insistence, he let loose a hot jet of jizz right into her ass. The minute he felt the first spurt escape him, it felt as though she clamped down on him in a fist like grasp, and then he felt a heavy rush of liquid against his balls, her cunt gushing all over them and down the inside of his thighs. The very sensation of it made him splattered a handful more blasts of cum into her ass before he stopped, one of his hands holding onto the back of the couch for dear life, as he felt her fingertips fall away from her cunt as her arm slumped downwards. He'd gone soft almost right away, but her ass was still trying to milk any last remaining droplets of cum from his cock with gentle squeezes, even as he finally slid out of her. Her body was mostly propped up by her knees, although her face was buried into the couch cushions. He waited a minute or so before he finally said, "You alright, Em?" She began giggling, slowly moving to roll onto her side, so he could see her face had turned bright red, the color of Sarah or Aisling's hair, and she was clutching one hand to her mouth, trying to contain the infectious laugh that would not be suppressed. "Holy fucking Christ, Andrew, I am so so so embarrassed by that," she whimpered. "I've, fuck, I've never done that before. I didn't know I could fucking do that, Christ, I'm made such a mess, how awful of me. I'm horrible." Andy knelt down alongside the couch, and leaned in to press his lips against hers. She struggled for half a moment, still caught up in her own awkwardness of the moment, before she gave in and simply returned the kiss, which he held for an endlessly long time. "Did you enjoy it?" he said, when he finally gave her a moment to breathe again. "Fuckin' 'ell, Andrew," she stumbled, "I think that would've been bloody obvious." "Then who the fuck cares about the mess?" He kissed her again, one hand stroking her sweaty hair from her face, the energy cooling down a little, as they both came down from the orgasmic plateaus they'd just been dancing in. "Besides, I'd have thought you'd enjoy the idea of telling Nicolette to come and clean my office without giving her any explanation into why." Emily face almost hurt from smiling so much as she nodded. "Thank you for this, Andrew, and for making me feel at home in my own body as it learns new things about itself." She looked down then looked up at him, almost a touch of fear in her eyes. "I know I've said it before, but it's important to me that you know this, Andrew. I well and truly love you, like no other man I've known before." "I love you too, Emily," he said, making sure he was looking directly into her eyes when he said it, so she would understand there were no reservations. "And I'm very glad you agreed to marry me. You've been not only good for me, you've been good for the whole house." "Oh shush, now my heart's all aflutter," she said, moving to stand up, pausing to wince for a second. "Well, I'll jolly well feel that for the next few days. It's sore and it's still tingling in pleasure. Both, together, at the same time. What an odd delight." He laughed, grabbing her dress for her, holding it out. "Go on, get dressed and bring Nicolette in here to see the mess that you've made for her to clean up. I'll bet she's not at all embarrassed, and more than a little jealous." "You know, I suspect you might well be correct, Andrew. Brilliant." A cast list intermission for Quaranteam The House of Rook Andy Rook,  A 38 year old content writer for Netflix, who also lives a double life as semi successful urban fantasy writer Blake Conrad, known for his Druid Gunslinger books. Shaved head, neatly trimmed brown beard, 5'11", hazel eyes, tattooed on the chest with a griffon, could stand to lose a few pounds. Originally from Ohio, has lived in the Bay Area for over a decade. Our protagonist, such as he is. Still reaping the benefits from one random act of kindness to a stranger named Dave. Aisling (Ash) Blake,  A 27 year old graphic design contractor for Google. Originally from Dublin, she's lived in the States for 4 years. Red hair, freckles, short (5'4"), fit. Outgoing and charming, but also protective of Andy. Aisling showed up first (at the same time as Lily) and has helped keep Andy level headed and sane throughout the entire ordeal. Pregnant with Andy's child. Engaged to Andy. Lauren White,  A 35 year old personal trainer for the San Francisco 49ers. Originally from Australia, she's lived in the States for 2 years. Very tall (6'6"), very tan, blonde, athletic, emotionally involved with Taylor as much as (if not more so) Andy. Lauren is big and boisterous, but has a tendency to not think things fully through. 2nd Lieutenant Niko RedWolf,  A 22 year old Air Force Security Forces officer (military police). Originally from South Dakota. Half Lakota, one quarter Mexican and one quarter Japanese. Long black hair, toned and slender. 5'4". Sarcastic, wry and witty, Niko has basically become Andy's right hand woman, along with Ash, whom she considers her best friend. She's helped provide endless insight to the vaccine program being managed at the local Air Force base, where she works. Also pregnant with Andy's child and engaged to him. Nicolette (Yvette) Seydeaux (staff),  The 22 year old maid of Rook Manor. Blonde, with long curly hair. Extremely buxom. 5'9" or 6'1" (in heels). Second generation French American. Enjoys wearing classic maids outfits and being a bratty submissive. Pretended to be named Yvette at first, at the suggestion of Phil. Katie Rodriguez (staff),  The 32 year old gardener of Rook Manor. Hispanic, butch, 5'8", with short black hair cut in a bob, almost always seen in overalls and a button up shirt. Lesbian and wife of Jenny Peters. Had reservations about the program, but wanted to ensure safety for her and her wife, so they took the deal and came to join the House of Rook. Jenny Peters (staff),  The 31 year old cook of Rook Manor. Midwestern and plump, 5'8", with brown bushy hair. Wears large circular glasses. Tends to be overly motherly. Bisexual and wife of Katie Rodriguez. Taylor Morrison,  The 25 year old ex ex girlfriend of Lauren White. Platinum blonde, stacked, short (5'2"). Currently still in the doghouse for cheating on Lauren almost a year ago, but close to working her way out of her trouble. As part of her current punishment (dictated by Lauren), she is not allowed to wear clothes. Piper Brown,  A 26 year old Olympic Volleyball player. Brunette, tall (6'2"), muscular but lean, blue eyed. Went viral for a video of her pre game warm up dance. Still slightly recovering from abusive treatment at Andrew Covington's home. Asha Varma,  An 18 year old college student and daughter of Dr. Charlotte Varma. Half Indian, half French, raised in London until last year. Brown skin, black hair, pierced navel, wild child attitude. 5'6". Party girl and socialite, Asha tends to enjoy causing trouble, as it gets her attention. Has some growing up to do. Sarah (Sares) Washington,  A 31 year old actress. 6'2", redheaded, quirky, clumsy and a bit dorky. Originally from New Jersey. Swears like breathing. Very girl next door. Huge fan of the Druid Gunslinger books, and had a crush on Andy before she even met him. Big lover of Broadway theater and musicals, both attending and performing in. Partner of Emily Stevens. Engaged to Andy. Emily (Em) Stevens,  A 30 year old actress, 5'1", blonde, blue eyed, pale, slender, very posh, British. Left London for L A just a few years ago. Incredibly charming and witty, with an almost supernatural social sense. Grew up as a child actress in a wildly popular series of movies called "The Dagger Academy" series, but has since struggled to establish a successful acting career outside that role. Partner of Sarah Washington. Engaged to Andy. Sheridan Smith,  A 32 year old acrobat and performer for Cirque Du Soleil. 5'7" Blonde, frizzy hair, slender and extremely flexible. Very laid back and go with the flow. Has been teaching the girls of the house yoga in her spare time. Hannah Nakamura,  And 18 year old college student and former cheerleader. Half Hawaiian, half Japanese. Short (5'1"), Asian, with long black hair with blonde stripes in it. Curvy, very well endowed (44G) and a firecracker of energy. Originally supposed to be joining the House of Watkins, she is much happier being part of the House of Rook. The House of Yang Eric Yang,  A 39 year old engineer, and Andy's former roommate. Second generation Japanese American. Short (5'5") but athletic, if a bit shy and bookish. Piggybacked on Andy's one good deed into a complete life change he wasn't expecting. Andy and Eric are friends, but not overly close ones, despite having shared a condo for most of a decade. Lily Wu,  a 25 year old coder for Door Dash. Second generation Japanese American. Dyed purple hair, short (5'2"), punkish. Eric's first partner, who expected to be his only partner only for life to get majorly in the way. Lily is the iron fist that runs the House of Yang, sometimes making decisions for Eric so he doesn't spend too long dwelling on them. Jenny Carnero,  a 28 year old meteorologist for the local Fox News channel. Statuesque brunette (5'10") who always remains overly tanned. Lily's ex roommate who had to be rescued after fleeing from the person she was supposed to be paired up with, before getting paired up with Eric. Threatened to tell her story to the reporters at the station she worked at, but Lily convinced her that doing so would be bad for all involved. Phil cleaned the mess up. Sarah Wilson,  a 26 year old HR specialist with Adobe Systems. Short (5'3"), blonde, Nordic and curvy. Originally from Kansas. The House of Marcos Phil Marcos,  a 34 year old Filipino project manager for Boeing, working in conjunction with the Air Force to manage the vaccine development/distribution program trying counter the epidemic. Probably involved in a sizable amount of heavily classified shit. Tall (5'11"), slender and usually exhausted. Has a deep love of fighting games and mischief. Phil always knows more than he can talk about. Audrey Percy,  a 29 year old Hispanic psychologist. Short (5'1"), very curvy. Also a big fighting games fan. Has been doing her best to keep Phil sane throughout the apocalypse. One of the first successful recipients of the current vaccine. Pregnant with Phil's child and engaged to him. Captain Linda Hayes,  a 35 year old Caucasian captain in the Air Force. Blonde, fit, lethal. Also doubling at Phil's bodyguard most days. Tamika Jefferson,  an 18 year old African American college student. Short (5'2"), curvy, disaffected and disinterested in most things. Yuko Takahashi,  a 22 year old first generation Japanese immigrant and video game engineer. Very short (4'10"), very slender but extremely agile. The most sarcastic of Phil's partners. Dr. Charlotte Varma,  a 44 year old French infectious disease researcher working with the Air Force and Boeing. Lead developer on the current vaccine. Average height (5'7"), blonde, matronly but also a bit bougie. Originally from Paris, she moved to London and married Dev Varma, before they emigrated to the US earlier this year with their teenage daughter, Asha (now part of the House of Rook). Was rescued by Andy but chose to go with Phil. The House of Covington Arthur Robert Covington IV,  a 63 year old investment banker. Considers himself the most important person in New Eden. Certainly is the richest. A horrible prick with a rumored proclivity for making his partners do awful things. Runs a regular poker game where people are used as stakes. The person Andy hates the most. Lisa Davis,  a 25 year old graphic design contractor for Google. Ex colleague of Aisling. Partner for Covington, who does not allow her to speak in public. Ash has been trying to find ways to talk to her on the side. Rachel DeMarco,  a 28 year old infectious disease researcher working with the Air Force and Boeing. Has only been spoken of, not actually see in the story thusfar. Veronica DeLaCruz (deceased),  a 27 year old Hispanic card dealer for the House of Covington privately, as well as professionally over at a local casino. Cheated on her partner (Arthur) with a man named Brian Morrison, and the sexual encounter resulted in her death. The first fatality in New Eden, her death is being used to remind women the dangers involved in being unfaithful in the new world. The House of Vikovic Gregor Vikovic,  a 52 year old business owner. Russian, huge (6'2", 275lbs), mucular, with a big braided silver beard and a fondness for expensive things, particular food and drink. One of the more elite members of New Eden. The House of Watkins Nathaniel Watkins,  a 41 year old investor and insanely rich self made gadfly. Tall (6'1"), lean and Waspy, Nathaniel tends to look more like an out of work yoga instructor than the forty first richest man in the world. His brown beard is always somewhat disheveled, and seems to relish always walking around in socks and Birkenstocks. Has a friendly relationship with Andy, whom he gave a shitload of money to, seemingly to punish his son. Benny Watkins,  an 18 year old high school student. Benny is Nathaniel's biggest failure, spoiled and thoughtless, entitled and arrogant. His claiming of Deborah Barnes resulted in his punishment by his father, and the reassignment of Hannah to Andy. Deborah Barnes,  a 34 year old veterinarian from Los Gatos, originally from Kansas. She was originally assigned to Nathaniel, who used her as a stake in one of Covington's poker games. She was won by Andy, but Benny claimed her before she could be relocated. As part of Benny's punishment, Deborah's been assigned control of Benny. Erin Donegal,  a 36 year old pharmaceutical representative. Dated and lived with Andy about a decade ago until she gave him an ultimatum “ "either your friends go, or I do." Andy gave her the boot, and she stalked him on and off since then. Second generation Irish American. Blonde (but dyes her hair brown), curvy. Andy refused to bring her into his house, and she was reassigned to the House of Watkins. The House Of Haunton Mayor James Haunton,  the 54 year old mayor of New Eden. Portly and short tempered. Has a mustache that whole bowls of soup could get lost in. Major Monica Peters,  the 36 year old wife of the mayor, who doubles as the greeter and tour guide of New Eden for the most recent arrivals. The House of Jacobson Jake Jacobson,  the 49 year old owner of the AllStore chain of department stores. Jet black hair with a pencil thin mustache. More reptilian than human, with beady eyes and a perpetual sneer on his face. Hot tempered, petty and vindictive.. The House of Baker Xander Baker,  a 38 year old auto mechanic and car restorer from Ohio. Andy's oldest and best friend. Being relocated to New Eden to get paired up with Captain Betsy Ross. Covered in tattoos, ridiculously muscular, Xander is a gentle giant. Not to be allowed near karaoke machines under peril of death. Captain Betsy Ross,  a 34 year old Air Force officer, working on the reconstruction program, rebuilding America's heavily damaged infrastructure. Soon to be Xander's first partner. Brooke Maloney,  a 24 year old Olympic swimmer, and friend of Piper. Second generation Swedish American. Blonde, short (5'4") and extremely athletic. Originally, Piper was trying to convince Andy to bring Brooke into the House of Rook, but Andy immediately recognized her personality would be a better fit for Xander, and asked Phil to help redirect her. The House of, Dave? Dave, something or other?,  a thirty(ish) something(?) quarantine management engineer for the CDC, who came to test Andy and Eric, and found out that Andy was secretly Dave's favorite author. In exchange for an advance copy of the newest unpublished Druid Gunslinger book, he put Andy and Eric into the system as Top Level V I P, which has changed their life forever. Nice dude, but Dave's just this guy, you know? Chapter 29 The next day, Andy and Ash met up with Eric and Lily for lunch in a restaurant, something they still weren't accustomed to, even though they'd done it a couple of times since moving into New Eden. They'd been in quarantine so long that the basic things like eating out felt alien. They'd found a nice little BBQ joint that someone had opened within the walls of New Eden, and Andy was ecstatic. Andy's hope was that they were going to keep getting more varieties of food in their new home town. The little 1950s dinner was nice, but the village needed things like a Mexican joint, a Chinese restaurant, a ramen house, a place where he could get a banh mi, Andy realized he really just needed the place to be less exclusively white. The guy who owned and ran the BBQ was a big black guy named Bryant Walters who'd apparently played football for the 49ers a couple of decades ago. He'd settled in the Bay after his football career ended, and he had brought his love of southern BBQ to opening his own restaurant, called "Smoke On The Water." He had a dozen of his own BBQ sauces, brisket that he smoked for at least twelve hours and some of the best damn ribs Andy had ever tasted. It didn't hurt that Bryant was also massively friendly, making sure to come out and talk to patrons of the place. The wait staff was comprised of his partners, five women in all, at least one a former 49ers cheerleader. Over lunch, Andy made sure to tell Bryant that he should have delivery service for the community, and the big burly man told him that was an excellent idea, and that he'd start working on a website for online orders. The meal was the first chance that Andy and Eric had really been able to sit down and catch up one on one since they'd gotten to New Eden. Sure, they'd seen each other at parties and big gatherings, but with just Ash and Lily there, it felt like a throwback to the first days of the whole adventure when they'd been a pair of new couples sharing a tiny little condo. "So yeah, what with all the casualties on my team, I've been promoted up the food chain to be director of the division," Eric said, poking at his brisket with his fork. "I like the responsibility and the increase in pay, but it's also incredibly depressing to think about all the former coworkers that died, none of whose funerals I can attend, because nobody's allowing funerals." "Yeah," Andy sighed, "Phil told me they're moving to mass cremations now, since so many people died. They'll probably build some sort of memorial after we're through all of this, like the Vietnam Wall or Ground Zero for 9/11." "It's so strange, seeing all the names on Slack that aren't lighting up any more," Eric sighed. "At some point, the death toll crossed from a number I can understand to a number I can't." "Kill one person and it's murder; kill a hundred thousand and it's a statistic. Good ol' Stalin," Lily joked, squeezing his hand reassuringly. "Don't try and think about it, dear. You're only going to get angry or depressed again, and we're having a nice lunch here, with everyone getting a chance to see one another. I mean, I love Niko to death, but if Andy shows up with his entire tribe, it takes over the whole room. How many are there now, fifty?" Ash giggled, rolling her eyes. "It really isn't tha' bad, Lily. How many're over there?" "Seven, including Lily," Eric said. "I refuse to let them send any more," Lily growled. "Each of the girls gets one day a week to spend with him, and he gets Sundays off." "Then when do ya get time with him?" "Any time I fucking want to," Lily laughed, waggling her beer in Eric's direction. "We're trying to have a kid now, and I'm refusing to let any of those other bitches get a go at getting knocked up until I'm well and truly swollen. Once I'm half way through my second trimester, then I'll let'em get off their birth control, and not a minute fucking sooner." "Still got Eric under your thumb, huh, Lil?" Andy teased. "Thumb, palm, e

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Relationship Reddit Stories, OP got fed up of her husband and ended up being sarcastic towards him after he puts in no effort on mothers day.0:00 Intro0:18 Story 14:18 Story 1 Edit9:26 Story 1 Update 111:58 Story 1 Comments / OP's Replies14:02 Story 1 Update 215:17 Story 2 Comments / OP's Replies17:43 Story 2#redditupdate #redditrelationship #redditstoriesreddit Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/mark-narrations-the-wafflecast-reddit-stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COMEDIAN ARYAN AZIZIAN | The Isaac Abrams Show | Ep 177

Welcome to another exciting episode of *The Isaac Abrams Show*! Join us as we sit down with the incredibly talented comedian Max Rosenblum, who hails from Washington, D.C., and launched his comedy career in the heart of the nation's capital. Known for his sharp wit and perceptive humor, Max brings a unique perspective on the intersections of journalism, politics, and comedy.In this captivating episode, we dive deep into how growing up in D.C. has shaped Max's views on political satire and the media landscape. He shares his journey as a comedian, exploring the importance of humor in critiquing societal issues and the current political climate. Discover how his experiences inform his work and how he navigates the challenging yet rewarding world of comedy.

As the host of The Gay Podcast for Everyone, Angela Briones shares her story of why she started the show, her coming out story to family, and her love for Queen Beyoncé.Tune in as Kathy and Angela talk all things G-A-Y! You can even play along with Kathy's genius idea of a game "Gay or Nay" and her failed attempt at a second game that well...didn't turn out so gay. Whether you're gay, straight, or an ally - you won't want to miss it!Follow Angela @thegaypodcast_foreveryone and listen wherever you check out podcasts!Follow us on social media @womenwhosarcast and @womenwhopodcastmagazine.Get the current issue of Women Who Podcast magazine at womenwhopodcastmag.com.All content © 2025 Women Who Sarcast and WWS Productions.

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The Isaac Abrams Show welcomes comedian, actor, writer, and piano maestro **Avery Pearson** — the king of comedy music in LA. You've seen his work everywhere from *Saturday Night Live* to the *ESPYs* and *NFL Honors*, where he's written for legends like Stephen Curry, Jay Pharaoh, and Keegan-Michael Key. Now he's here to dish out hilarious stories, life lessons, and a whole lot of musical laughs.Avery is the creator and host of the iconic **88 Show** at the Hollywood Improv and **Keys to the Store** at The Comedy Store — two of LA's most beloved live comedy music shows. He's also the mastermind behind **Comedian Rhapsody**, **Quitting Comedy**, and **Comedy Crush** (co-hosted with Justine Marino). And yeah... he's got *dad jokes*, because he's also a father — and wrote a viral song about it called *"I'm Not Equipped to Be a Father"* featuring Tiffany Haddish and Chris Redd.But that's not all. Avery has teamed up with comedy powerhouse **Jeremiah Watkins** to launch their own production company: **Thousand Percent**, a creative force behind branded content and comedy specials that's already making waves with huge campaigns and viral hits across YouTube and social media.

A Christmas special for Easter! In this final "Benisode" before Ben takes a short break from the podcast, we discuss 2010's A Christmas Carol, as well as Stephen's many phobias — and Ben's singing rivals Katherine Jenkins' acting!DWFO A Christmas Carol suite:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVECUTwY9fwAbout Time: www.linktree.com/abouttimecast

Production Designer Dylan Hutchins | The Isaac Abrams Show | Ep 172Welcome to another exciting episode of The Isaac Abrams Show! In this episode, we sit down with the incredibly talented Dylan Hutchins, a renowned production designer known for his creative genius in the world of commercials / Film, and his recent collaboration with Conan O'Brien during the Oscars.

A positive mindset is perhaps the most important aspect of achieving lifelong happiness. In this episode, I identify common negative phrases people use in daily conversations. These phrases can have a huge impact on personal happiness and relationships. I offer alternatives that promote positivity. I cover various aspects of life, including relationships, job satisfaction, and customer service, ultimately encouraging listeners to make small adjustments in their language and mindset for a better life._____________________________What Is Marriage Isn't Dead?Marriage Isn't Dead is an organization focusing on practical self-improvement advice for marriage, dating, career, work/life balance, entrepreneurship, parenting, and a healthy lifestyle.Check out “Marriage Isn't Dead” on all podcast platforms!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MarriageIsntDead?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/marriageisntdead/⁠Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61555370507017⁠Email: ⁠scott@marriageisntdead.com⁠Chapters00:00 Identifying Negative Phrases00:44 'Same Sh*t, Different Day'01:43 ‘Living the Dream' (Sarcastic)03:18 'Happy Wife, Happy Life'04:25 ‘It's a Job'05:45 The Customer is Not Always Right

COMEDIAN RADU BONDAR | The Isaac Abrams Show | Ep 170 #comedypodcast #standupcomedy #theisaacabramsshow Welcome back to The Isaac Abrams Show! In this episode, we're thrilled to have the incredibly funny comedian Radu Bondar join us for a hilarious and enlightening conversation. Tune in as we explore Radu's unique comedic style, his journey into the world of stand-up, and the art of making people laugh!Follow Radu on instagram @ radubondarand subscribe to his youtube channel  @radubondar  Join us as we dive into:- Radu's experiences in the comedy scene- Opening for Dave Attell - Tips for aspiring comedians- Funny anecdotes and behind-the-scenes storiesWhether you're a comedy lover or just in need of a good laugh, this episode is packed with insight and joy. Don't miss out on Radu's wit and humor that's sure to brighten your day!**Subscribe, like, and hit the notification bell for more episodes of The Isaac Abrams Show!**

Back for the 4th week in a row! We have been having a great time recording regularly, and we hope you have been enjoying listening!We talk about tech companies making their logos look... interesting, we talk about a weird drink combination, and sprinkle in some typical tangents and ramblings.

5 Trillion Dollars of Unregulated Spending!! Need we say more? “but D.O.G.E. is unelected!” They work at the behest of the head of the executive branch you dolt!Kingsplaining Podcast Show NotesDate: Recorded prior to February 22, 2025 (exact date not specified in transcript)Hosts: The Philosopher King (Ivory Tower) and The Strong One (Iron King)Website: kingsplaining.com | kingsplaining.substack.comDuration: Approximately 1 hour and 56 minutesIntroduction (00:00:00 - 00:01:01)* Opening discussion on free speech as a supposed catalyst for dictatorship, challenged by the hosts as a flawed leap in logic.* Critique of the "stupid cattle" (general population) narrative, suggesting people latch onto ideas without reasoning.Welcome to Kingsplaining Podcast (00:01:01 - 00:02:53)* Hosts introduce themselves as the "two kings of the Rube Empire," self-described right-wing extremists, supernaturalists, and Christian bigots.* Philosopher King shares an epiphany: if Florida didn't exist, The Strong One might live in Texas, praising Texas after a recent trip to Houston and Austin.* Light-hearted banter about Black History Month.Sports Talk: Hockey vs. NBA (00:02:53 - 00:07:24)* Discussion shifts to sports, contrasting a recent USA vs. Canada hockey game (where Canada booed the U.S. anthem and lost) with the lackluster NBA All-Star game.* Critique of modern NBA players' lack of physicality and camaraderie compared to hockey players' intensity, even in an exhibition tournament.* Mention of declining NBA viewership (down 13% from last year).Canada, Politics, and Cultural Critique (00:07:24 - 00:11:12)* Reflection on Canada's reaction to U.S. tariffs and perceived hypocrisy in shows like Letterkenny.* Speculation on Zelensky's absence from peace talks (noted to be in California) and the Ukraine-Russia conflict as a money-laundering scheme.* Brief tangent on plane crashes and air travel fears tied to DEI and Agenda 2030.Air Travel and Societal Control (00:11:12 - 00:14:54)* Hosts express nervousness about air travel safety, linking it to Agenda 2030's aim to limit movement for environmental reasons.* Comparison to pandemic restrictions and examples of resistance (e.g., England tearing down cameras).* Concerns about future political shifts as 2030 approaches under Trump's administration.Kash Patel and FBI Reform (00:14:54 - 00:20:01)* Discussion of Kash Patel's appointment as FBI Director and hopes for uncovering corruption (e.g., Epstein list, Steele Dossier, JFK assassination).* Skepticism about evidence being destroyed before Patel's arrival.Trump's Cabinet Appointments (00:20:01 - 00:27:28)* Overview of Trump's cabinet picks, including:* Kash Patel (FBI), Pete Hegseth (Defense), RFK Jr. (Health), Tulsi Gabbard (Intelligence), Pam Bondi (Attorney General), Marco Rubio (Secretary of State), Scott Bessent (Treasury), and others.* Critique of cabinet diversity (age, ideology) and specific appointees like Scott Bessent (controversial for personal life) and Lori Chavez-DeRemer (perceived as DEI hire).* Hope for dismantling wasteful programs (e.g., bird flu chicken culls).Elon Musk and Doge (00:27:28 - 00:34:42)* Praise for Elon Musk's achievements (Tesla, SpaceX, X, etc.) and his role in the Department of Government Efficiency (Doge), uncovering $5 trillion in wasteful spending.* Anecdote about an Uber driver (ex-Philadelphia cop) dismissing Musk's efforts, countered by examples of absurd government spending (e.g., Sesame Street for Iranians, transgender programs in Guatemala).Age, Respect, and Technology (00:34:42 - 00:47:01)* Debate on respecting elders vs. younger generations' technological superiority (e.g., coding skills).* Critique of boomer resistance to change and midwit mentality (overvaluing credentials, resisting reality).* Examples of generational misunderstandings (e.g., “roll down the window” vs. modern cars).Social Security Fraud Exposed (00:47:01 - 00:51:08)* Discussion of Doge uncovering Social Security fraud: 3.9 million people listed as 130-139 years old, one at 360 years old.* Outrage at media and Democrats defending this as noble rather than corrupt, tying it to 2020 election anomalies.Media and Religious Corruption (00:51:08 - 00:54:54)* Revelation that Christianity Today received government funds, explaining its shift to woke stances (e.g., supporting Hillary Clinton over Trump).* Critique of the Catholic Church and Rick Warren for similar ideological drifts.Trump's Pfizer Gaffe and MAGA Response (00:54:54 - 00:58:35)* Trump's misstep inviting Pfizer's head to the White House, met with boos from MAGA crowd, showing they're not blindly loyal.* Comparison to potential backlash if he endorsed Planned Parenthood.Deborah Birx and COVID Revisionism (00:58:35 - 01:07:28)* Anger at Deborah Birx on Piers Morgan claiming COVID shots weren't meant as vaccines, despite pushing them as such.* Accusation of shifting blame to Fauci (pardoned by Biden) as states prepare lawsuits, with Piers Morgan failing to challenge her due to his own vax advocacy.Germany and Free Speech (01:07:28 - 01:09:55)* Critique of Germany's free speech restrictions, rebutting claims that it led to Nazi rise (noting Hitler suppressed speech).* Sarcastic jab at European views on free speech as evil.Ukraine-Russia Peace Talks (01:09:55 - 01:18:25)* Confusion over Zelensky's absence from peace talks (in California) while Ukraine weakens against Russia.* Assertion that Russia achieved its goals (ports, energy), with U.S. withdrawal under Trump likely forcing Ukraine to yield.* Mockery of unchanging maps and NATO's relevance.Midwits and Delusion (01:19:21 - 01:30:58)* Definition of “midwits”: average intellects who think they're geniuses, blindly following media narratives.* Examples: AOC calling Musk dumb, liberals blaming Trump for unrelated events (e.g., Canadian plane crash).* Contrast with self-aware “dumb” and “smart” people who recognize their limits.Personal Reflection and Morality (01:30:58 - 01:36:28)* Iron King shares a friend's 10-year false rape accusation ordeal, turning him to Jesus.* Lesson: Past moral failures don't negate truth; Christians must boldly uphold it despite personal shortcomings.Final Thoughts (01:36:28 - 01:51:00)* The StwrongOne: Outrage at establishment (e.g., Chuck Schumer) defending wasteful spending while pitying deluded defenders who deny reality, like a cheated spouse refusing to see truth.* Philosopher King: Defers final thought to next week due to time, promises to post on Substack.Closing Verse and Prayer (01:51:43 - 01:56:06)* Verse: Psalm 46:10 – “Be still and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” Emphasizes God's inevitable triumph, not just peace.* Prayer: Gratitude for gathering, prayer for a friend's struggling family, and blessings in Jesus' name.* Outro: Encouragement to like, share, subscribe, and tell friends in “Trump's America.” This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit kingsplaining.substack.com/subscribe

Daily Dad Jokes (20 Feb 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view ! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humour to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe ! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. The Christmas Jokes electronic button now available on Amazon. Perfect for stocking fillers, Secret Santa and Kris Kringle! Fun for all ages and guaranteed to provide laughs (and groans). Click here here to view ! Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Rob_Haggis, AndreT_NY, drifter129, Garrod_Ran, JonquilXanthippe, ExtraSure, porichoygupto, Ok_Presence36, Asterannie, brother_p, ExtraSure, porichoygupto, , phatsackocrap, Opportunist_Ad3972, Weekly-Bumblebee6348, Upvoter_NeverDie, Gingi0, LeatherSlight3242, GetSavedToday, Garrod_Ran, politebearwaveshello, Upvoter_NeverDie, Traffic-Lobster679, D0ddzee, Masselein, Masselein, Sir_Pluses, OneQuadrillionOwls, Sassaphras, Truthseeker1969, StockInitial4460, Jplumbo, TaxDollarsAtWrk1, UrIsNotAWord, timthedriller, wimpykidfan37, Man-e-questions, mohamed_am83, k_woz1978, StockInitial4460, SufficientFroyo707, GigaMike123, Sarcastic-being, Grindnbrine, garyfire, kristhebrown, Odd_Relation6439, EdMcMoon, Some_Stay5625, AundoOfficial, Major_Independence82, Godzilla_KOM, Melvin---Marvelous, ShyConcession, BrockBracken, PsychologicalMove752, McWomble, static612, Lord_Aarsh, coffeetime20cups, bostondana2 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts Youtube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter Tik Tok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blackrock and Vanguard “pause” corporate meetings, SEC's boardroom power shift in the sarcastic Good Game

Kathy and Philippa review the film Tár, a psychological drama featuring the queen of acting, Cate Blanchett. The film centers around Lydia Tár (Cate Blanchett), widely considered one of the greatest living composer-conductors and the very first female director of a major German orchestra. Lydia's life unravels after being accused of misconduct. Tár is full of subtleties, assumptions, and unfinished scenes (in Kathy's opinion). Tune in and discover why Philippa liked it, why Kathy couldn't figure out what was happening, and what they both thought about the film overall (you could say they are the lesbian Siskel and Ebert). You won't want to miss it!Follow us on social media @womenwhosarcast and @womenwhopodcastmagazine.Get the current issue of Women Who Podcast magazine at womenwhopodcastmag.com.All content © 2025 Women Who Sarcast and WWS Productions.

California Girl Pam was always spontaneous, but then a 3 month trip overseas turns into an epic journey as she backpacked around the world SOLO for 3 years. Her sarcasm and optimism got her into and out of trouble through Africa, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, Australia, and New Zealand in the 1990's. Follow her adventures as she fumbles her way into EVERYTHING. Sarcastic and optimistic at all the wrong moments, she will keep you laughing as she learns things that you probably already know. She sidesteps dangerous situations from wacky weirdos to wild animals, from mother nature to social awkwardness. She gets caught in cultural awakenings at the most inopportune of times. She explores the globe as she explores new sides of herself with extreme sports, mind altering intoxicants, quirky fun friendships, and even in romance. Pam knows nothing when it comes to world politics, religions, science, ancient ruins, even conspiracy theories, the paranormal, and yep, UFO's. Pam is open to all cultures- the good, the bad, and the ugly. And most importantly the wonderful, the mysterious, and the magical. Does she learn about herself? Does she learn about the world? Does Pam learn ANYTHING at all? Come adventuring with her...Pre-internet days, Pam would sign her letters home as an homage to Indiana Jones and it stuck. For 25 years she's been told to write about her adventures, and it's finally here. Her debut book is a Comedy Travel Memoir called "When in ROAM" about all of her hilarious and dangerous mishaps.She married her high school sweetheart after years apart, and they are parents to loving twins and a puppy.https://a.co/d/i0cXIEk

Cristine Reyes, sarcastic sa mga basher!Andi Eigenmann at Philmar Alipayo, hiwalay na nga ba?Maris at Anthony, nagtagumpay!

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be part of a genuine sisterhood; either with a biological sister or women you can call a sister?In the first episode of the relaunch of Women Who Sarcast podcast, Kathy talks with Amy and Nancy Harrington about their relationship as sisters. As a young kid, Nancy asked her parents for a sister and four years later Amy was born. The two were inseparable growing up and continue to have a very close relationship.Tune in and discover the "unicorn sisterhood" that Amy and Nancy have with each other, what their other siblings think about it, and what the secret sauce is to having an amazing relationship with a sister. Amy and Nancy also discuss a sisterhood they created for all women - The Passionistas Project.  If you're interested in being part of the sisterhood with Amy and Nancy at The Passionistas Project, visit their website and follow them on social media @thepassionistasproject.Get the current issue of Women Who Podcast magazine at womenwhopodcastmag.com.Follow us on social media @womenwhosarcast and @womenwhopodcastmagazine.All content © 2025 Women Who Sarcast and WWS Productions.

There is a popular saying in America that offers succinct insight into our culture. I think it was coined by Gen-X, but I'm not sure. What I do know is that this cliché is unique, because the only way to understand it is by hearing the speaker's tone.The expression is a reply to the American greeting, “How's it going?”, and, at face value, the response, “I'm living the dream,” sounds nice. However, as all native speakers know, this can imply that the person is elated, or absolutely miserable!Which, full circle, is the best example I can think of to illustrate the impossibly inconsistent reality of “life in America.” For some, “life's a dream,” but for others, it's an endless, devastating slog of 40+hour work weeks with little to no time off.I won't bore you with statistics, but suffice it to say it's common knowledge now that Americans, for decades, have been taking less vacations and paid-time off than other first-world countries, even the ones bosses love to stereotype as “worse than us.”Why does this matter? It matters because Americans now use, “I'm too tired from work” as an excuse for everything, even giving up on ourselves and others, and it's harming society. People are now “too tired” to be healthy, spend time with family, keep in touch with friends, and care about their community, and the result? Obesity, crime, suicide, and “low information” rates are skyrocketing “from sea to shining sea.”I started writing about the conspicuous meanings for “I'm living the dream” because it's a “binary term” that exposes our division, but I also think it's important to study because it uses sarcasm, a relatively new, but now stable aspect of American culture. Sarcasm is my favorite rhetorical device—FULL STOP. I'm deeply sarcastic, and it gets me in trouble all the time. For example, I often offend others with “wry jokes” about my son's abduction, and I recently made a sarcastic joke about an item in a stranger's grocery cart that 99% of us would get, but she didn't, and I hurt her feelings.However, the older I get, the more I see the disturbing reason for why and how people like me are so attracted to sarcasm. It's because, sometimes, it's a device we can use to deceive others when we're emotionally broken and can't handle our devastation.Like, I obviously don't find anything funny about what my ex-wife has done with our son and how it's affected him, me, my family, and even my friends, all of whom abruptly lost access to a boy we love and had been investing our hearts into.Ergo, it's probably not funny when someone is asked, “How are you?” and their impulse is to employ a sarcastic comment about The American Dream to mask the fact that they're emotionally broken from their participation in our “work culture.” Which makes sense, since some jobs are degrading and others are meaningless, and in both cases, they embitter the person to the point where they feel like they aren't valuable or valued, both of which create resentment. This is how “classism” works.But there's a third reason many Americans have a sarcastic opinion of our “work culture,” and this is why many of us feel like social order is breaking down. The other reason our working-class has resentment against the system/culture is because many Americans have jobs that are not degrading and do have meaning, but they're forced to do it so much that it bleeds into their “regular life” and this is why we now use the scariest term I've ever heard in my life: “work-life balance.” If you really think about this term, it's psychotic. It implies that we have a life, and then a “non-life” called work. That's deranged, and it ‘promotes' rage and apathy.And before you call me “pink,” I know that “work” and capitalism aren't the problem. People are resentful in socialist and communist countries too. What people resent is feeling like they're not helping the team, or that the team is taking them for granted.Here's my advice (because you shouldn't complain unless you offer a solution):Few, if any of us, can stop corporations from “doing what corporations do,” but all of us can give compassion to people with degrading or meaningless jobs, and we can also show compassion to wealthy people who were bamboozled into trading free time for money. These people might have more than others think they need, but they also suffer as they age and realize that instead of “living,” they worked all the time.The point I'm trying to make, and I think it's consistent, is that with deep, philosophical inquiry, it's possible to understand people who are not like us and whom we will never be like, and with this process comes great peace. No wise person ever said “love everyone,” let alone “like everyone.” What they say, over and over again, is “accept everything,” which includes “bad” systems and “bad” people.I love the environment and so do you! After all, the environment gives us everything we love and need, from the oxygen we breathe, to the junk food we eat, standing over the trashcan at 11pm (Just me?). That's why I think you should listen to my interview with David Auge, a prominent figure in the field of environmental management. David is on a mission to transform the humanities' approach to looking at sustainability issues. He is a Certified Sustainable Development Professional, Energy Manager, Hazardous Material Manager, a registered Professional Engineer. He's also really, really, like super-duper smart. Let's hope osmosis works! Listen here. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mikeyopp.substack.com/subscribe

Ron reveals his bucket list of things that he hopes  he will never do. He also mistakes the phrase "just say no".... Guest: Travel Expert Annie Fitzsimmons with Nat Geo "100 Hotels Of A Lifetime"

Mexico's president has a sarcastic reponse to President-elect Donald Trump's proposal to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico. AP correspondent Donna Warder reports.

Papa & Silver Hour 2: Greg Silver & Mike Silver (in for Papa) talk with Marcus Thompson about the Kuminga/Butler/Lebron trade rumors, & the Silvers also bring you their real & sarcastic End of the Year NFL Awards showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Papa & Silver Hour 2: Greg Silver & Mike Silver (in for Papa) talk with Marcus Thompson about the Kuminga/Butler/Lebron trade rumors, & the Silvers also bring you their real & sarcastic End of the Year NFL Awards showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not easy being God's spokesperson. One prophet is fed up with the expectations others put on him...Send Mike a quick message! Support the showCheck out outloudbible.com for helpful study resources, and learn how to join the Patreon community in support of Outloud Bible Project. Want to jump straight to the Patreon page? Support the Bible being read out loud at https://www.patreon.com/outloudbible

Seasons greetings! We hope y'all are warm and safe, and all ready for the upcoming holidays. Part 3 of our Christmas Series takes us to a sardonic 80s classic--Bill Murray's Scrooged. It's a gnarly, sarcastic update on A Christmas Carol, with Murray perfectly cast in the lead role. As with many of our other recent choices, this one was a modest hit that's become a cult classic. How does it hold up? Also, Murray was notoriously difficult to work with on this film. How does that affect our opinion of it? We'll also discuss other films in which Murray reportedly made life difficult for cast and crew. Tune in and get all the hot gossip on this week's Cinemavino! #80s #Scrooged #BillMurray #Christmas #AChristmasCarol Read my reviews here:https://toddwoffordmovies.com

3 Geeks Podcast presents the unedited panel from Galaxy Con in Columbus, Ohio, recorded live on December 7, 2024! Get ready for a lively, unfiltered discussion as the 3 Geeks crew takes the stage to share their thoughts on adaptations in pop culture. From the all-time best adaptations to the ones they'd rather forget, the panel dives deep into the good, the bad, and the downright baffling. Expect hot takes, hilarious commentary, and spirited debates! One standout moment comes when Max sarcastically expresses his “fandom” for Anthony Mackie, delivering a tongue-in-cheek perspective that's sure to get laughs (and maybe raise a few eyebrows). Whether you're a Mackie fan or skeptic, you won't want to miss this entertaining exchange. Throughout the panel, the Geeks bring their signature humor and passion to a variety of topics, including memorable fan questions and behind-the-scenes insights into their favorite franchises. This is 3 Geeks Podcast at its raw and unscripted best! Check out John at pvdcast.com, follow him on X @PVDMVP, and connect on Instagram and Facebook @PVDcast. Watch the full panel now and join the conversation! #GalaxyCon #AnthonyMackie #Adaptations #PopCulturePanel #ComicConPanel #GeekLife #PodcastCommunity #PVDcast Social Media 3 Geeks Podcast @3geekspodcast McGTV @MikeMcGTV Subscribe, review and rate the 3 Geeks Podcast.  Itunes @iTunes  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Spotify @Spotify  https://open.spotify.com/show/33XIKVs...  Check us out on YouTube 3 Geeks Podcast    / @3geekspodcast   McGTV    / mikemcgtv   Get T-Shirts 3 Geeks Podcast https://www.teepublic.com/user/3geeks... McGTV https://www.teepublic.com/user/mikemcgtv #3GeeksPodcast #MatTalkPodcast #PodcastLife #PopCulturePodcast #GeekCulture #MovieTalk #TVTalk #HipHopPodcast #FilmReview #GeekTalk #PhysicalMedia #CollectorCommunity #InterviewSeries #FandomCulture #PodcastCommunity #PodcastingLife #ContentCreators #YouTubePodcast #PodcastPromotion #PodcastGrowth #BehindTheScenes #PodcastersofInstagram #PodcastRecommendations #RetroTV #MatlockFans #FilmBuffs #TVReview #NostalgiaVibes #PopCultureObsessed #PodcastListeners #FilmGeek #PodcastHost

Subscriber-only episodeSometimes, certain people or situations leave you speechless… and you know that getting angry isn't the best option. You might feel like making a sarcastic remark instead. In this episode, we've brought in some scenarios where people might want to use sarcasm. Listen and find something useful for your daily conversations!Subscriber-only episodeSupport MaoMi & Get exclusive   to premium content!https://www.buzzsprout.com/1426696/subscribe↗️Transcript and translation are available on https://maomichinese.comInterested in any topics? leave me a message on: https://maomichinese.com or https://www.instagram.com/maomichinese/?hl=enText me what you think :)

Can you say something like wow, good job, or well done without being sarcastic? And would you rather marry a guy who is rich, buys you a ton of fancy shit, but cheats on you OR marry a broke dude who can't buy you shit, but his tongue is the clit4000 and he doesn't cheat?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlyshowTikTok: @thehonestlyshowChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  The Honestly PodcastSend us a textSupport the show

In this episode I read part of the chapter, "To Sex Partners", in, The Sarcastic Big Book. Here is my Instagram. Get my books on Amazon! 

A comedian and magician who headlined Cirque du Soleil's Mad Apple, has been featured on America's Got Talent, Last Comic Standing, Conan, Sherri, Comedy Central's This Week at the Comedy Cellar and National Geographic Channel's Brain Games. Harrison was a senior producer for Primetime: Would You Fall for That? and story producer for VH1's This is HOT 97. He was also the head writer for Tu Nite con Lorenzo Parro, the first late night show on NBCU/Telemundo, a staff writer for Tha God's Honest Truth with Charlamagne Tha God on Comedy Central, and a long-time freelance writer for MAD Magazine. He is a recipient of the Andy Kaufman Award (2010) for creativity and originality in comedy, the Shorty Award in collaboration with Comedy Central and the New York Comedy Festival for "Best Emerging Comic" (2011), and the Magners Comic Stand-Off (2011). But the award Harrison is the most proud of is Tannen's Magic Camp "Camper of the Year," which means two things: (1) Harrison went to Magic Camp and (2) Harrison was a virgin until college. He co-founded the Harvard College Stand-Up Comic Society, the first organization at Harvard dedicated to the performance and appreciation of stand-up comedy, and one still popular on campus today.

The original version of No Words that I would sing ‘live'. very tongue in cheek. I tell the story of the writing in Jesus n Music episode “Missing Words N Conversations” (coming tomorrow)

Busy This Week: Busy Philipps is back in all of her annoying glory, this time with a new show on QVC that is essential all product placement. Bodycam Hijinks: We have a fun bodycam video for a change as a crazy lady that is super confident in her craziness brings the laughs. She may or may not have a knife stashed in her hoo-ha iShowSpeed: We check another video of guys messing with cops that are being filmed and show Mike that iShowSpeed jumped 2 CARS LIVE ON STREAM! Not fake at all. FUCK YOU WATCH THIS!, THE BEAR!, PAUL MCCARTNEY!, MICHAEL JACKSON!, SAY SAY SAY!, CUCK IN A ROOM!, I AM HIM!, BETA COREY FELDMAN!, MODERN DAY COREY FELDMAN!, BUSY PHILIPPS!, NEW SHOW!, STREAMING!, BUSY THIS WEEK!, HOME SHOPPING NETWORK!, CANCELED!, LATE NIGHT SHOPPING!, BETTE MIDLER!, HOT GOSS!, CHILI COOKOFF!, OUTFIT!, JACKET!, DYSTOPIAN FUTURE!, ROBOCOP!, LADIES TALKING!, AVERAGE JILL!, VAPID IDIOT!, CORN CHIPS!, HOCUS POCUS!, HELLO DOLLY!, CHARISMA!, STAR POWER!, MAGNETISM!, BETTE RIZZLER!, ICON!, BUTTERS!, FLOWERS!, GIVE YOUR FLOWERS!, MAKING OUT!, CRUEL INTENTIONS!, LICKING BOX!, CHRIS HARDWICK!, DAN HARMON!, RIAN JOHNSON!, RL STINE!, CHOCOLATE REIGN!, TAY ZONDAY!, ADREW DICE CLAY!, DAVID F. SANDBERG!, MAX LANDIS!, CRAZY!, LOWKEY!, TONE!, PAY YOUR BILL!, BODYCAM!, HIGH QUALITY!, NYPD 44 YEARS!, SARCASTIC!, SQUATTER!, KNIFE!, HIDDEN!, PUSSY!, COPS!, BITTING!, HAVING FUN!, FUN COP!, ISHOWSPEED!, CARS!, JUMP!, LIVESTREAM!, MULTIPLE ANGLES!, LIVESTREAM!, SPEED!  You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!