Budding Romance: A Podcast about Bachelor in Paradise

This one's a doozy, folks! Join Evan and Dana as they get wiggity wecked (fur real) on cannabis and talk about ABC's The Bachelor Season 24 Weeks 4-6. This episode features Evan and Dana questioning Peter's credibility as a pilot, attempting to differentiate between the names Natalie, Natasha, and Katherine, and a deep analysis of Dana's dream from the other night. xoxo Gossip Girl P.S. The audio isn't great this episode, we're working on it! Thanks for bearing with, we love you

Join Evan and Dana as they get baked and talk about Weeks 1-3 of Aviation Pete's season as The Bachelor. Topics of discussion include current manufacturing standards for lava lamps, spooky wedding dresses stashed in the attic, and Fiddler on the Roof's blatant plagiarism of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl." It's a fun one, baby! xoxo Gossip Girl ;)

Howdy howdy! Join Evan and Dana as they light up a doobie and wrap up Season 6 of Bachelor in Paradise with their thoughts on the finale and the season as a whole. Talking points include: a brief history of Demi Lovato's career, Andy Warhol's influence on the marketing of LGBTQ+ relationships, and what the heck an amygdala really is. Evan and Dana also brave the unanswerable question of... was is worth it? xoxo Gossip Girl

Howdy Howdy Neighborinos! Join Evan and Dana once again as they smoke weed and recap the mid-season highlights of Bachelor in Paradise Season 6. Talking points include alien evolution on Earth, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, and the many stages of our in studio lava lamp. Thanks for supporting independent podcasts! xoxo, Budding Romance

Surprise, bitch! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of us. Evan and Dana are BACK with a podcast episode dedicated to Hannah's entire season as ABC's The Bachelorette. Talking points include the legality of projectile vomiting into someone else's mouth, the cleanliness of rich people farts, and the weird things we've seen outside our apartment building late at night. Listen until the end to hear an original song! Sponsored by neck tattoos.

Extra! Extra! Hear all about it! Join Evan and Dana as they get waaaaay too baked on marijuanabis and discuss off-season Bachelor Nation news. High notes: Evan and Dana further alienate their Dutch audience, blow out their mic while reading a summary of Chris Harrison's romance novel, and fondly recount their days of youth spent on AddictingGames.com! xoxo Budding Romance

It's a special episode this week, folks! Join Evan and Dana as they get high and look back on their experiences so far with The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and the elusive Bachelor Winter Games. Dana channels the spirit of Jane Austen, Evan gives a short lesson on food production during the turn of the 20th century, and we ask the age old question of which Bachelor Nation contestants would you take with you into a haunted house? xoxo Budding Romance

It's the Bachelor in Paradise finale episooooode! Celebrate with Evan and Dana as they sail the high seas on a kief bowl and stay surprisingly focused. Talking Points include: clam chowder, human evolution's stagnation, and ABC's Bachelor in Paradise Season 5. xoxo Budding Romance

Well hot diggity dank, it's time for another episode of Budding Romance! Join Evan and Dana as they get high as a kite and talk about ABC's Bachelor in Paradise. Talking points include: how to bribe your senator, Friedrich Nietzsche, and time travel conspiracies. Evan also reminisces about his good pal Stephen Hawking and their fun college days together. xoxo Budding Romance

Holy hot sauce, things are getting spicy in paradise! Join Evan and Dana as they get high on the wacky tobacky and talk about Week 4 of Bachelor in Paradise Season 5. Talking points include: The Stanford Prison Experiment, Leo's SINNING, possibly inaccurate Canadian geography, and sweater weather. Thanks for listening! xoxo Budding Romance

Smoke weed and come hang out with Dana and Evan as they get high and chat about week 3 of Bachelor in Paradise, season 5. The couple make sure to hit on all the love triangles in Paradise as well as love languages, stuffed animal rights, and their worries about the Internet. xoxo Budding Romance

Join Evan and Dana as they get BLASTED on the marijuana and talk about Week 2 of Bachelor in Paradise Season 5. Our sponsor this week is belching, so brace yourself for a 30 second montage of our burps (don't worry we're still not as gross as Chris R). Talking points include: grammar, cheese, and Evan's secret recipe for grape soup. Also, we forgot Angela's name isn't Ashley. Whoops! xoxo Budding Romance

Get in losers, we're going to PARADISE! Just kidding, you aren't losers. Also we aren't going to paradise, we're just going to watch a bunch of other people go there on tv. Life is a disappointment. This episode Evan and Dana talk about the premiere of Bachelor in Paradise Season 5! Talking points include: our recent bowel movements, snacks, and which contestant has an Oedipus complex (we think you'll be pleasantly surprised). xoxo Budding Romance

Finale? More like FINALLY! Join Dana and Evan as they get high on the devil's lettuce and talk about the finale of The Bachelorette Season 14. Talking points include: band aids, jousting, and The Garrett Redemption. Also we totally figured out the show - it's just medieval speed dating. Need more explanation? Stop reading this nonsense and hit play! xoxo Budding Romance

Well hot dog, folks, it's time for Dana and Evan to tell all about The Men Tell All and it's a doozy. Talking points include: Jean Blanc's creepy perfume lab, Grocery Store Joe's beautiful smile, and the end of this dystopian world we've created for ourselves. Smoke a weed and enjoy! xoxo

Join Evan and Dana as they drop weed and talk about Week 9 of ABC's The Bachelorette Season 14. Talking points include: the evolution of consciousness, animal extinction, and scrapbooking! Hot diggity! xoxo Budding Romance

Hot dog it's a long one this week, folks! Join Evan and Dana as they discuss Week 8 of The Bachelorette Season 14. Talking points include: the Bill of Rights, foreign cinema, and everybody's favorite snake Tia. Oh yeah and hometowns. xoxo Budding Romance

Join Dana and Evan as they drop weed and talk about Week 7 of The Bachelorette Season 14. Highlights include: rape culture, cannibalism, and good ol' Ronald Reagan (RIP). Don't worry, we also talk about the show. xoxo Budding Romance

Evan and Dana get high as kites and discuss Week 6 of The Bachelorette Season 14. Topics range from moister oyster shucking to Lincoln's spin off sitcom. Tune in to hear our picks for who will be the next Chris R. now that he's gone (shuck yeah!)

Come smoke weed with Evan and Dana as they discuss week 5 of season 14 of The Bachelorette. The two discuss the ultimate showdown between David and Jordan, Colton's concept of love, and Wayne Newton's peacock. Mmm... we like hearing that.

Dana and Evan get stoned and stumble through another week of The Bachelorette. Topics include "The Garrett Situation", Jean Blanc's folly, soup, and David vs. Jordan: The Ultimate Showdown. XOXO

Smoke weed with Evan and Dana as they discuss week 3 of season 14 of The Bachelorette. Is Jordan a warlock? Why is Colton such a bad guy? Who gets murdered? Chuckles and antics prevail on this week's episode.

Dana and Evan discuss week 2 of Becca's season of The Bachelorette. Topics include Lincoln and Connor's spat, what type of fruit Clay is, and how bad Evan is at voices.

In this episode, Evan and Dana get high and talk about week 1 of Becca Kufrin's season of The Bachelorette. High notes include a chicken suit, soup, and a bunch of stuff they might have made up.

The teaser for Dana and Evan's marijuana themed Bachelorette podcast! Come listen to us discuss the contestants on ABC's 14th season of The Bachelorette!