Caldo de Pollo for The Millennial Soul

We're finally 21 (episodes in)! After a short break to recharge after the holiday season, we're back with more pendejadas and more embarrassment. If you yearn for cellulite, hate IG boomerangs, love uncut gaahmz, and have IBS because your parents made you drink slimfast as a 12 year-old, this episode is for you!

Happy 20th episode! On this milestone of an episode we reminisce on what is was like to be truly free in the 2000's, and leave to the mall with your friends or go out partying without a phone! A simpler time when our parents couldn't reach us, and if they could, they couldn't find us through the Find My Friends app (we'll take the chanclasos AFTER the party). This episode has it all: Hot Topic, Olive Garden, Arrowhead Mall, and MRSA!

We're back, again! After taking the summer off, we're ~officially~ back and ready to celebrate spooky season (better late than never?) with a new episode! Join us as we jump back into the groove of things, share our hilariously tragic childhood outfits, what we've been up to during our break, and reminisce over going tricki tri in the 90's. 

It's time for us to break our silence and confess our high school teacher crushes to the internet. With our very special guest and iconic mom legend, Selma, we chat about BBL's, hot and not so hot teachers, sexy grocery store workers, and giving the mega suck 5000. 

Happy Pride Month! Episode 17 picks up right where we left off with the tantalizing (and traumatizing) ending to Christian's story! Join us as we dish over Bella Swan and her insatiable desire to get F'd, discuss our top 5 favorite GAY pop culture moments, and Christian opens up about his anti-climatic coming out! 

On our most embarrassing and cringe episode to date, we take a moment to reflect on our disgusting porn search history, analyze our long, long, long lost Mexicana cousin, la Kendall Jenner, and her tequila, and share our most uncomfortable experiences con el porno. Join us for our first ever TWO-PART episode with an ending you won't see coming.

We're back back back back back again! After a two month hiatus we are back, fully vaxxed, and still crippled with anxiety! Join us on our 15th episode as we catch up and chat about our sexxx dreams, kink culture, el brinca brinca, and coked out landlords. 

Feeling sick? Crippling anxiety holding you back? Suffering with a broken ankle after an intense game of tag? Chug a 7UP! On our 13th episode we open up about the trauma surrounding Doctor's appointments, the fear of shots, douching, the healing properties of Vick's Vaporub, and the magic behind Sana, Sana, Colita de Rana.  

One year of lockdown and we are still here (just barely), queer (sort of), and incredibly desperate (!!!) to grab an overpriced drink at a bar. Join us as we manifest our first ideal post-Covid outing and share our super sexy, boozy, knee-shattering party stories as we reminisce over simpler times - the smell of fireball, blacking out, waterboarding, and grinding!  

On our first episode of Season Two, we make the journey back to high school (by demand)! We share some hilarious submissions from our listeners, dish about our high school crushes, share our darkest MySpace catfish fantasies, rate our high school ‘fits, and question the purpose behind dissecting cats in high school biology.

Marijuana! Meryl Streep! Chromatica Oreos! Join us for our 10th episode as we celebrate the end of our show's first season! We share our favorite memories of weed, coming out as marijuanx to our parents, and a special, sexy encounter with Meryl Streep. 

Like all Millennials, we too watched Framing Britney Spears and felt some type of way. On our 9th episode we deep dive into the #FreeBritney movement, discuss the hell that is her conservatorship, the unfair treatment of women in the public eye, social media, and share our all-time favorite Britney songs. It's Britney, B*tch.

Join us for a very special, very espooky episode of Caldo de Pollo. Recorded at midnight (for the vibes), we share our stories of the paranormal, dive into iconic Mexican folklore, and scare the crap out of each other with bone-chilling Diablito stories.

Episode 7 is all about the drama, la música, y el escándalo! We share our favorite novelas, Spanish tracks and artists, las bendiciones via WhatsApp, hot Latinos, and the impact novelas and music had on us growing up. Cue the overdramatic novela music and get ready to cry in Spanish.

Enter the 8th circle of Hell with us as we recount our experiences working in retail, vomiting Santa's, erotic fitting rooms, aliens, and the struggle of making $10.00 an hour. 

You asked and we listened! On our fifth and longest episode to date, we recount our stories of moving to a new city and reminisce over simpler times - gay Robin Hood, killer squirrels , and hit and runs! Also, a very important message regarding our thoughts on the first week of 2021.

Happy New Year! Celebrate the end of 2020 and ring in the new year with us as we look back on New Year's Eve's past, Y2k, and share our New Year's resolutions for 2021.

Our final episode of 2020! Join us for 20 sexy, festive minutes as we talk about Santa, Satan, our favorite Holiday movies, and the always controversial topic - celebrating Christmas on the 24th or 25th? Happy holidays!

Join us as we travel back to 2006 and relive our first week of high school as two painfully awkward wannabe scene kids, txtit.

On our first episode we dive into the deep end and share our most embarrassing moments.