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Melissa and Gary escape the darkness of, "Quiet on the set," and still find time for a Good Burger.

This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get it? Listen and find out!

Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling.

Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? You'll just have to listen and find out.

Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be math. There will be science. Physics has gone right out the window.

Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And even Biz Markie shows up! Come along on our psychedelic trip.

Melissa and Gary are back! We get satisfied with our service as we travel into the world of Baymax! Back pain, lollipops, and swimming galore.

Melissa and Gary dive into the trenches with our good friend, Jenny! What the hell is a sea pig? Professor Jenny teaches us about the pink nightmares, and the Octonauts save the day!

Melissa and Gary get Goofy AF with Mickey and the gang. This episode makes us want a hot dog real bad.

Melissa and Gary go under the sea and into the potty with PinkFong himself.

Gary and Melissa are all aboard with their special guest, Sean! Will the three of them get shunted or make it all the way to the station? Is Thomas actually a prick? Who knew?

Melissa and Gary take a deep undersea dive into the world of Bubble Guppies. Mr. Grumpfish is miserable because of all the clay pizza. Can the guppies turn that clown frown upside down?

Gary and Melissa join the man himself, Captain Kangaroo, for a trippy time in his basement. Will he ever let us leave?

Melissa and Gary go down a portal into Ryan's World. Don't forget your gummies!

Melissa and Gary head to Pallet Town to begin their journey with Ash Ketchum.

Melissa and Gary snort their way to the top with the queen bitch, Peppa Pig.

Gary and Melissa join their celebrity guest, Caitlin, on a deep dive into Bikini Bottom.

Melissa and Gary slide on down into stomach acid with Ms. Frizzle as we join the kids on the Magic School Bus.

Gary and Melissa take stroll down to the land of Make Believe and celebrate Daniel's birthday. On to way we pick up a cake, because we're big and strong.

Gary and Melissa take a stroll down the street to hang out with Grover and Elmo. Do we sing too much? Most likely.

Melissa and Gary put their diapers on and head to Nanny's playroom with the Muppet Babies.

Melissa and Gary review the PBS superstar aardvark, Arthur, and his savage ways.

Melissa and Gary blast off with Dora to infinity and beyond.

Melissa and Gary venture to McStuffinsville with special guest, Dr. Caity Logan, and talk McDonalds, heartbeats, and love.

Melissa and Gary relive their childhood through Rugrats. Melissa learns she's a Chuckie, and Gary wins his first argument.

This week we break from the norm and go through our top 15 episodes of the best show on television. We asked you, our incredible fans, what episodes and quotes you liked best.

Gary and Melissa are joined by special guest, Gary Beck, to discuss Pingu and the bathroom habits of a penguin.

Melissa and Gary go to Adventure Bay to get patroled by the pups.

Melissa and Gary watch a childhood favorite, Lamb Chop's Play-Along, and discover that Lamb Chop was sassy as hell.

Melissa and Gary ready, steady, wiggle with special guest, Carly, in their big red car.

Gary and Melissa head off to Teletubby land!

Melissa and Gary review 2 music videos from Cocomelon.

Melissa and Gary discuss a new show for the tweens and fans of the original Mighty Ducks

Melissa and Gary, along with Papa Spice (AKA Greg), discuss universally hated Caillou. He's bald. He's awful. He's Caillou.

Melissa and Gary take a trip down memory lane with Blue's Clues only to find out that Steve has no memory.

Melissa and Gary watch Blippi for the first and last time.

Sally "Susan" Squirrel of Pete The Cat might have a problem. Listen as Gary and Melissa diagnose her with special guest Ryan Barry.

Melissa and Gary break down the much beloved Bluey, an episode all about becoming a big girl.

Melissa and Gary talk Daniel Tiger and the arrival of his new baby sister.