Crazy Ray's Asylum

(4-14-23) Happy Friday! This will be the last podcast for a while. We thank you so much for listening everyday. It has been a blast doing the show these last few years. Things are changing and there are some new opportunities. Once we get readjusted to life, we are going to try and do a podcast again. It won't be daily for sure, but we do want to continue at some point in the future. There is over 500 episodes, go back and start from the beginning if you run out. Thanks again and Rock on! ~Penrod

(4-13-23) The Weekend is almost here. Here is the stuff you need to know. Quick and to the point.

(4-12-23) Happy Humpday. It is a shorty...that's what she said! Here's the stuff you need to know and a bit more.

(4-11-23) Happy Tuesday! It's the stuff you need to know and a little bit more.

(4-6-23) One day closer to the weekend? We brake down the price of food at the Masters. Paul is so excited. There was an Easter egg hunt in Ohio that went terribly wrong. How fast do you return a text? All that and more.

(4-5-23) Happy Humpday! Boy did Bud Light piss some people off, we talk about that. Is ChatGPT and Robots gonna take over the world? The army is full of fatties. All that and more.

(4-4-23) Happy Jeep Tuesday! Is it your birthday? If it is not, that's ok we will let you know the places you can get free stuff on your birthday. Another train has derailed in Montana this time. Lucky nobody was injured, however it did spill some precious cargo. The royal coronation is about a month away. You won't believe some of the special items you can buy to celebrate Charles. All that and more.

(4-3-23) Bleh Monday. So this guy got busted with another woman's check book in his car. He has taken to social media to clear his name. Do you believe him? Americans eat a lot of odd things. We let you know a list of things other countries find odd that we eat. All that and more.

(3-30-23) Wow this month is almost over. Today we play, She's a 10 but.. we talk about the Penis festival in Japan. It's is opening day for baseball. Are you lonely, give you some things to look for if you are clueless. Plus what does beer cost around the world. All that and more.

(3-29-23) Hooray it's Prison Wallet Wednesday!! Nothing like a story to make your hole week. We also let you know the most trusted jobs in society. We have a cool web watch for you and just how many words did Keanu Reeves say in JW4. All that and more.

(3-28-23) Monday's gone, it's Tuesday let's move on. Have you ever been banned from somewhere? Do you think they have a nickname for you? We play Would You Rather. Plus let you know 7 things you shouldn't eat, according to a cardiologist. FYI, they don't have anything to do with playing cards. All that and more.

(3-27-23) Bleh Monday! We have Tweets from Dad! Penrod has his review of the new John Wick 4 movie. How do you like your beer, in a can or a bottle? What stays fresher longer? There is another stupid trend on TikTok and a whole lot more.

(3-23-23) One day closer to the weekend!! Are British people smarter than Americans? So people think so. We play she's a 10 but... What are some crazy foods you have eaten? We talk about some stupid stuff people eat around America. Plus JW4 is coming out so we break down John  Wick by numbers. How many kills etc. All that and more.

(3-22-23) Happy Humpday!! Would you want to own something from the Murdaugh family home? Have you ever heard of the Barkley Marathons, this sounds insane. Are you like Penrod and need to get a summer body ready, we have some tips for you. Plus we reveal the secret of why McDs coke taste so good.  All that and more.

(3-21-23) Ok Monday's gone...Let's move on! Are you good at Adulting...bleh! We play Would You Rather. Paul has all the Madness breakdown. What did you call Ding Dong Ditch as a kid? Plus to you suffer from JOMO? All that and more.

(3-20-23) Bleh Monday! Enjoy a few pieces of Penrod

(3-17-23) Happy St. Patrick's Day! Today we celebrate the day everyone is Irish!

(3-16-23) Paul is back after a much needed vacation. We play She's a 10 But... Some wealth coach says if you want to be rich you need to live like you are rich? We will dive into that. Plus Billboard Magazine has a list of 30 of the best drinking songs, just in time for St. Patty day. We will check that out and more.

(3-15-23) Happy Hump day! We have an update on our Animal Stories. Did you fill out your brackets for the big tourney.  We let you know the odds of getting all the teams right. Are you ready a zombie apocalypse? Let's discuss. Would you go to a nude car show? All that and more.

(3-14-23) Monday is behind us!!! What if all crosswalks have regional dialect.? How awesome would that be. We play Would You Rather, plus today is Crowdfunding day so we talk about some stupid things on Kickstarter and we have another edition of Animal Stories. That and a whole lot more.

(3-13-23) Bleh Monday Sucks. So did the Oscars. If you plan on traveling this summer we will let you know the 10 deadliest national parks in America. Are bones wings actually chicken wings? We will debate! We have another edition of Tweets from Dad. We also let you know how many steps it takes to burn off a Big Mac. All that and more.

(3-10-23) Happy Friday. Oh boy a threesome gone wrong, do they ever go right? We have a classic Animal Stories. We talk about what jobs will be taken over by AI. We have a very helpful Web Watch and a whole lot more.

(3-9-23)One more day closer to the weekend. Today we play She's a 10 But... You won't believe what hair style is actually, yes actually making a comeback. Penrod had a horrible experience at the doctors yesterday, wait until you hear about this. We let you know all the Stuff you need to know and we have a crazy Web Watch. All that and more.

(3-8-23) Happy International Women's Day! Who are 15 influential women according to Women's Day magazine? I think they got it wrong. Paul is on vacation so Munch is filling in, wait until you hear what's up with him. We have ways to make yourself happy according to science and a whole lot more.

(3-7-23) Ok Monday is behind us, let's have some fun. Today we learn a bunch of new slang words the younger generation is using. Which is great because Penrod is clueless. We also let you know what nationality is the most attractive based on people on Redit. We play Would you Rather and give you all the news you need to know.

(3-6-23)Bleh Monday...Paul moved this weekend. That is always a joy. However the big news is the Chris Rock special on Netflix. We finally get to hear what he had to say about getting slapped by Will Smith. We will highlight that. We have a great web watch for those people that need some direction in life. Plus all the news you need to know and more.

(3-3-23) Thank God it's Friday!! Ok so if you could have some added to you, maybe an extra arm, thumb, or wings, would you add something? If you are heading out for a date this weekend (a first) we have the foods you shouldn't order. We have more details about that guy that got kicked out of a bar for being old and white. Plus a town in the UK is asking residents to eat something, I wouldn't eat it but you might. All that and more.

(3-2-23) What until you hear what this guy in the UK did to a seagull! The president celebrated 20 years of the DHS. We have parts of his speech for you to check out ;). We play She's a 10 But... we also break down what states need to be shamed and raise their minimum legal age for marriage. We talk phonic and more! Let's get more people hooked.

(3-1-23)PWW is back! I know you can't Kuwait for it. We also talk about this new horror movie call the Outwaters. OMG you won't believe what folks are saying about it. The United States is under invasion. I am not talking about our southern border either, this is coming from the northern one. It is not of the human kind either. There are 313 new words that have been added to the dictionary we will highlight those and a lot more. 

(2-28-23) I can't believe the month is over already! This year is going by way too fast. Is your check engine light on? I think humans should have a check engine light. We play Would you Rather today. Also are dating a Toxic Female? We give you some things to watch out for, plus how to answer a question if you don't know the answer. All that and more.

(2-24-23) Happy Freakin Friday!! Big movie out this weekend. We will discuss COCAINE BEAR! Plus we will rate all the famous bears of the world. Amazon's Alexa device has gain massive popularity of there last few years. What are people asking her? I assume it's a her. Maybe I am wrong. We have some fun with that. Plus we have Friday Facts and a whole lot more. 

(2-23-23) Foopah Foopah Foompatitoo...That's not how it goes. Have you heard of the is new TikTok challenge? OMG do we have no modesty anymore.? We play She's a 10 but... We also found a new Chat AI that is wonderfully honest, and funny. That and a whole lot more. 

(2-22-23) It's Ash Wednesday, unless you don't care, make it Ass Wednesday...Regardless of what you celebrate, get some on your forehead. There is a new flavor of potato chip coming out. Nothing like Ruffles new hot dog flavor, but...The UK Pun Championships happened last week. We will highlight the finalists, plus have a pun off of our own. Also a little discomfort goes a long way. All that and more.

(2-21-23) Happy Fat Tuesday...Mardi Gras is underway. What is the deal with Mardi Gras. We take a look at the history of it. We play a fun game of Would You Rather. Did you know that there are over 800 retail stores expected to close this year!!! Wonder why. Plus we have a new batch of emojis. Let you know what those are a a bunch more.

(2-20-23) Ok let's grab this week by the horns and rock it! So NBA players really do suck nowadays. Did you hear what we actually shot down? Oh my god it is a treat to society. Plus Penrod is going to be an author now. That and a whole lot more.

(2-17-23) RGIF!!! Biden spoke yesterday about the "objects" we shot down. Still not denying aliens! Would you flip out if it was? People are stealing catalytic converters, well one dude got his just due. Plus we let you know if you are driving a car that has a CAT that people want. We go over a few more "banned" words, and play the happiest song ever made. All that and more.

(2-16-23) OMG will it ever end!!! So now there is an updated list of things (terms) we should not say. This is getting out of hand. We have a great Web Watch for you too. Plus we let you know the 10 happiest songs based on science. They do make me happy. How many Americans believe in Aliens. All that and more.

(2-15-23) Happy Hump Day! Now that Valentines Day is over we can focus on more pressing things. Are you unknowingly telling your neighbors that you are a swinger? We have some a list of things that can give people the wrong impression. We also dig deeper into this UFO phenomenon. We have the Stuff you need to Know and a whole lot more.

(2-14-23) Happy Valentines Day! Will you be celebrating??? Well we will break down this "Holiday" for you. Plus are aliens coming to take us away. Why hasn't the government told us what they shot down? We have a great Web Watch, plus all the stuff you need to know, and more.

(2-10-23) TGIF! Big weekend for football fans. We talk about all the crazy prop bets there are and preview some of the cool commercials to look forward to. Let's face it, if you don't have skin in the game you might as well dig the commercials. We have the stuff you need to know, Friday facts and more.

(2-9-23) Hey Penrod got an invitation to a party...that never happens. We play She's a 10 But... We also have the color code system that the old folks use with loofas to show others they are swingers. We tell you the worst seats to sit in on a plane. And you won't believe what are the dirtiest things in your house. All that and more.

(2-8-23) Hooray it's the return of Prison Wallet Wednesday! Finally some freak tried to plant something in their posterior. Have you ever had your identity stolen? What until you hear what Paul is having to deal with now. We have a really cool Web Watch for you to check out. We also let you know all the things you need to know. All that and more.

(2-7-23) Ok so Monday is gone, let's pull ourselves up and get this week over. Big Game this weekend. We play Would you Rather. We have some thoughtful valentine gifts for lazy people. A story about a naked man and a plunger. Plus weird objects people have used to murder someone. All that and more.

(2-6-23) Yuk Monday! Wait until you hear about the horrible experience Paul had at a party over the weekend. We have Tweets from Dad. Plus we chat about the China Balloon. Paul was quoted online but didn't get credit for it. and we have all the stuff you need to know. All that and more.

(2-3-23) Happy Friday! However today is the day the music died. We give you the story of that. One girl found a unique place to pick up guys, plus we ask CHATgpt where some good places to meet people are. The Titanic movie is 25, finally James Cameron answers the question...All that and more.

(2-2-23) It's Groundhog Day! Talk about a great movie. Penrod is super excited. We talk about who is nominated to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. We also play She's a 10 But.. Did you hear Smokey Robinson has a new album coming out. We "Fit that In" and break down all the news you need to know and more.

(2-1-23) Today is officially 2 years of doing this little thing here. Thanks to everyone who check out the podcast of the show. You are part of the reason we keep going and having fun. Ok, what is the right age for kids to be on social media? Let's discuss. A lunch lady in Chicago stole over a million dollars worth of...well check it out. All that and more.

(1-31-23)We have the news you need to know today. Do you know what your odds are of dying from a bee sting? We tell you that and odds for other things. Kinda scary. Harvard has a report of the 5 things you need to be happy. Plus we play Would you Rather. All that and more.

(1-30-23) Penrod got some bad news over the weekend, soon he will be missing a body part. What do you do with the booze you bought that you don't like? How about make it into party.  Blue Origin are sending a bunch of women to space. We have Tweets from Dad and much more.

(1-27-23)TGIF! Heading into the weekend we have some things for you to think about. Do you remember the T1000 from the Terminator movie? Well that is almost reality. Wait until you hear about this. Will robots and AI tech take over the world and drive humans to extinction? Some scientist think so. We let you know the news you need, plus all the celebrity dirt. All that and more.

(1-26-23) One day closer to the weekend. We play she's a 10 but... We also talk about crazy things celebrities have in their rider to perform. You won't believe what Kevin Hart has in his. We have a great webwatch if you have any travel plans and a whole lot more.