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A vulgar comedy show about black Dating!

Dij & Sammy

  • Jul 4, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 21m AVG DURATION
  • 50 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Cute for Dark Chicks

Ep 50 - Effin' around in your 30's

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 87:47


We back! ....for a minute. Lol Intro/outro song - Wake Up - Teyanna Taylor Intro/outro song mentioned in the episode was: Shoot it up - Teyanna Taylor (We decided to go with a different song) Leave a comment! Subsctibe! Check out our IG: @Cutefordarkchicks

Episode 49 - Love, Peace, and Big D

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 79:13


Intro/ Outro: Had enough - Don Toliver - Welcome to 2020! - Black history! Paying homage, catching up, talking more about penises. - Deeds to honor your black King and Queen - Valentines Day irritations! (TRIGGERED) - Jam of the week! - We OUT! Check out Dondre's podcast: Weoutherepod

Episode 48 - Omarion to the BS

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 96:23


We're Back!

Episode 47 - Disrespect-a-Niggadrie

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 75:46


Did y'all miss us?! SUBSCRIBE! Instagram: Cutefordarkchicks Dij - DJ_aldredge Samiyah - _Fassette_ Apple Music playlist - Girlpower2

Episode 46 - Porn and Alarms

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2019 77:14


We were very shameful, and told yall a lot of personal shit. But what's new? Lmao -Intro/outro music: Smino - Low down Derrty blues Instagram: Dij: Dj_aldredge Sammy: _fassette_ Show: CuteforDarkchicks

Episode 45 - Popthatpuss & Chill 2019

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 98:44


- Highlights and lowlights of the year so far - Dating a broke nigga story time - R Kelly - What u

Episode 44 - Hungover and boring AF! Happy New Year!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2019 54:46


We were hungover, sorry if it was boring. ....but also Not sorry! New Year resolutions! What's 2019 for you? ...and monotone confessions of life. - Instagram: @Cutefordarkchicks - Intro/ outro: TT - Gonna Love me

EP 43 - F*CK GERRARD!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 100:08


15 Best Christmas GIFTS! Waiting to Exhale for Millennials. LMFAOO! I'm jk.. kind of. Intro/Outro Music: Marry Christmas Lil Mama Mixtape - Chance The Rapper & Jeremih Guest: @Rya.boo Instagram: @CuteForDarkChicks @_Fassette_ @DJ_Aldredge Follow us for the Trivia question and answer first to win a $40 gift card to the place of your choice!

Episode 42 - Clean your Cum.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2018 87:48


Thanksgiving is over! Let's bring in the Christmas Holiday! Top 15 shittiest Christmas Gifts. Would you rather have Dick or Rent? Intro/ Outro: Rich The Kid - Mo Paper IG: @CuteForDarkChicks

Episode 41 - Stay outta my Granny's Kitchen!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2018 66:35


We were high. So there's that. A lot of giggling and have some Balls with your eggs! Social Media - Instagram: @CuteForDarkChicks Dij: @DJ_aldredge Sammy: @_Fassette_ Intro/ Outro: Mooo - Doja Cat (In light of Thanksgiving)

Episode 40 - Boo Boo Draws!!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2018 68:17


ALMOST back to our regular scheduled programing. Instagram: @Cutefordarkchicks @DJ_aldredge @_Fassette_

Episode 39 - Overdosing on weed and unstable penis

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 100:10


Wasn't a normal show, we just shot the shit because we missed you guys! and let you guys in on why we've been away....Stop rolling your eyes! - Did you know that Orange juice intensifies your high?! Dij didn't either. - What would the world be like if Men dealt with their shit before having sticking it inside of everyone. - Kim's Divorce media roll out. - Damn, I was high..... Intro/Outro music: D’Evils - SiR Instagram: Dij - @DJ_aldredge Sammy - @_fassette_

Episode 38 - Tits Sucked, Intentions Tucked!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2018 93:58


We gave you all the head tips. Why does getting your tits sucked feel so empowering?! Why do y'all play so many games?! Just so many questions. Social Medias: Dij - @DJ_Aldredge Sammy - @_fassette_ Intro/Outro: 4275

Ep 37 - F*cking around with the Carters

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 101:25


We were really really high, and lazy. It was 92 degrees. F y'all. Socials: IG - Sammy: @_fassette_ Dij: @DJ_aldredge Intro Skit: Dating in 2018 Intro/Outro music: The Light - Ty Dolla $ign ft Jeremih

Episode 36 - 1000% SIS?!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 94:07


One word text messages? Flights across the country? Jerk Chicken with Drake? Stay tuned after the show for a special message! We're good Luv, enjoy. Social medias: Dij IG: Dj_aldredge Sammy's IG - _fassette_

Ep 35 - Fuck Girl Bingo & the Signs

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2018 100:58


Our Astrological sign episode! When ya can't remember the signs, refer to Beyonce and Missy Elliot Wilson. Subscribe on iTunes! Tell your friends! Social medias: Dij IG - @DJ_Aldredge Sammy IG - @_Fassette_ Intro/Outro: Yes Indeed - Lil Baby ft Drake You're Welcome

Episode 34 - Girls, Hennessy, and Penis

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2018 126:56


That time has come back around! We needed male energy! p.s. If you hear some weird sh*t, it was the HENNY!!! Intro/outro music: Like a Maverick - Ugly God Social Media: Dij: IG - @DJ_Aldredge Snapchat - Darkthriller Sammy: IG - @_Fassette_ Snapchat - fassettee Guest Social Media: Dre: IG - @the_marathon_ Kwanza: IG - @k_mwongozi

Episode 33 - Say yes to Devil Dick 2018

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2018 101:48


We're introducing new segments! ...and it might be time to accept devil dick by 60. Intro/ Outro music: Drake - Nice for what Intro skit: WatchJazzy on IG Social media: Dij - IG: DJ_Aldredge Snapchat: Darkthriller Sammy - IG: _Fassette_ Snapchat: fassettee facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Cute-for-Dark-Chicks

Episode 32 - Random Episode about Nothing (Literally)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2018 99:27


The structure was gone we didn't have time! We'll be better next week. Lmao Enjoy. IG: Dij - Dj_aldredge Sammy -_Fassette_ Snapchat: Dij - Darkthriller Sammy - Fassettee

Episode 31 - Wha' Gwan Safaree?!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2018 92:59


We felt like you deserved a long drawn out episode full of shenanigans. So here it is! IG: Dij - Dj_aldredge Sammy - @_Fassette_ Snapchat: Dij - Darkthriller Sammy - Fassettee Intro/Outro Music : Pick it Up - Famous Dex ft Asap Rocky

Episode 30 - Thottin and Hustlin' in Wakanda

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2018 75:00


Our Break up episode!

Episode 29 - Uncovering our Tits

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2017 87:15


Getting comfortable! The 2nd half of our relationship series! What happens when the beginning faze is gone and now you start to see the not so pretty side of your partner. You know? The Boo Boo draws, and the saggy tits! Dij- IG: @Dj_Aldredge Snapchat: Darkthriller Sammy- IG: @_Fassette_ Snapchat: Fassettee Intro/Outro Music: Blkswn - Smino

Episode 28 - New D*ck Diaries!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2017 99:12


In light of cuffing season! The first part to our Relationship series! Grab your man or woman, listen, laugh, and discuss! Series Details: Pt. 1 - The beginning of a relationship Pt. 2- Getting comfortable Pt. 3- The Break Up (Arguments) Pt. 4- Marriage Intro/Outro music: D.R.A.M. - Signals (Throw it Around) Social Media: Social media: Dij: Snapchat - Darkthriller IG - @DJ_Aldredge Sammy: Snapchat - _fassettee IG - @_Fassette_

Episode 27 - Small balls, Big Balls, Beautiful Balls

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2017 89:01


Are guys self conscious about their Balls? Somebody needs to write a letter to NochillGil, and here are the signs that she wants the D. Intro/ Outro music: Something New - Wiz Khalifah

Episode 26 - Lime-a-ritas and Penis

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2017 80:22


It's our Birthday's and we were MAD tired. But we woke up at the end! Lmaooo Intro/ Outro Music: Jacquees - Bounce

Episode 25 - No Faking Orgasms 2017!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2017 80:43


- Touched on Insecure Celebrating the Season premier on July 23rd! ......and other stuff

Episode 24 - Hoe Friends at the Cookout

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2017 91:19


We started off rough but it got better! This WYD segment is HILARIOUS!! Lmao Get your Summer 17 Cookout playlist here on Spotify under "CFDC Music" on Spotify!

Episode 23 - F*cking the Weedman

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 66:25


Shits and giggles. Let the coochie breathe. enjoy! Instagram: @DJ_aldredge @_Fassette_ Intro Music: Sza - Love Galore

Episode 22 - Sexual Eruption

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2017 87:15


This was supposed to be our hoe Season episode but........... Well you'll hear.

Episode 21 - Chicken nuggets for your Balls

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2017 86:05


For the Ladies ;)

Episode 20 - Romancing these hoes

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2017 67:36


Don't be out here Romancing these hoes. Plus we sprinkled some Valentines day jems in there! P.s. It's Valenti(N)es not Valenti(m)es. :) Follow our sponsor on IG! @VIBEScult

Episode 19 - Keep that phone Face DOWN!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2017 87:43


We've all done it! No Judgement.

Episode 18 - oOooooh Zaddy!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2016 91:33


This episode was dedicated to all of our male Listeners! Dropped sexual and intellectual jewels. ........while we were mad Lit. :)

Episode 17 - Boy my DM's poppin!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2016 71:21


Social media pimping, and Catfishing 101. P.s. Ginuwine is packing.

Episode 16 - PUSSYtown Lockout!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2016 71:59


Oh! We took it there...but what else is new? It was slow in the beginning but we got there! Sorry we took so long, we're back though!

Episode 15 - Mom is Lit Guys

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2016 85:00


They're both lit, and they made up for last week. Enjoy.

Episode 14 - Summer time Respeck

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2016 63:23


Random tidbits, tips for your toes, Sour lemonade, Black and sexy TV, and dying Legends, Enjoy. P.s. It was a Monday, and alway remember to wash your Balls.

Episode 13 - Hangin' with my Hoodrat Friends

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2016 70:30


Busting windows, Hennessy, starting fights, Fonkey Monkey, and Panic Attacks. Perfect Hoodrat Night. Enjoy.

Episode 12 - Say it Loud! Bitter and Proud

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2016 82:41


Social Media activist and bitter friends unite! What does Sage the Gemini and Dr Love have in common? hmmmm..

Episode 11 - The Great Drunk Debate

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2016 75:16


When the Honey Jack inspires you to tell them how you really feel.

Episode 10 - Puss N Boots

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2016 60:15


Sammy and Dij have their first guest, and he's full of testosterone and getting in on the foolery! Just like you wanted! Enjoy.

Episode 9 - Ain't no Santa Bih!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2015 99:57


Tyrese wants you to appreciate R&B, DJ Khaled want's you to be successful, and they want you to give the credit to a fat man in a suit! Sending you into 2016 with some game. Another one.

Episode 8- Musty Dick and the New Hoe

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2015 71:28


Cooking and cleaning for your man? Stop being such a hoe, pull your tits out and take a selfie like a classy woman should! ...and fellas before you whip out make sure you're fresh. Cool Thanks! :)

Episode 7 - Thought it was a Drought!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2015 67:28


You thought we were gone for good huh? Na. But Kobe is! We caught up on all of the things that we missed, and may the dating scene in 2016 bring a lot less f**k boys! P.s. We missed you.

Episode 6 - Chicken Mc Crack

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2015 67:29


Be careful at the Mcdonald's drive thru, they'll get you.

Episode 5- 1-800-Get ya mind right

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2015 52:49


Would you ever give someone Oral to achieve success? ....Yeah neither would we.

Episode 4 - Twitter fingers turn to Uber swingers

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2015 64:28


Uber, twitter, and the full moon have a lot in common.

Episode 3 - Ebony Porn and Trashy Nudes

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2015 66:11


They'll tell you what really happens to your nudes after you send them! and uhhhhh Tink? the new Lauren Hill hmmmmmmmmmmmm.. We'll see.

Episode 2 -Attack of the Groupie Haux

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2015 43:47


Dij and Sammy talk about the advantages of being a groupie, and a transgender woman in Los Angeles who has the screenshot feature on their phone.

Episode 1 - The Dope Lady

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2015 52:30


The date from hell featuring the dope lady.

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