D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

  We're back! How many times am I gonna put that in the description? Hopefully that's the last time. So how's it been? That's nice. Now you can get your fix of the coolest people you know. You're welcome. Hook us to the vein and don't regret a thing. Enjoy yourself. Dive in blind and take in all you hear. This description is pointless. Sad words. Have fun!                 Love, Steven          p.s. What music do you have fond memories of?

 It's Valentine's Day!!! Or it was...I guess. Anyway this episode features return guest Meridith, and as always Eddie and Steven. We discus Valentine's, of course, Deadpool, various anime, and the mysteries of the universe. Also Steven almost laughs himself to death.                Love, Steven              p.s. Will you be my Valentine?...please. 

As the title suggests Eddie and Steven talk about butt stuff in this episode. We also talk about dead slang rising from the vernacular grave via Eddie's terrible vocabulary, and whether or not Deadpool could possibly be ruined a second time as well as a verbal rendition of the Captain America: Civil War trailer by Steven.                           Love, Steven                     p.s. What dead slang do you want to revive? ....Radical will be rad to say again...

Steven and Eddie are joined by special guests Gin, Meridith, and Macy. This episode is full of awful things found on Reddit, and of course things Meridith finds in her spare time. All in all it is just an episode you have to experience. As always have fun!                  Love,Steven                       p.s. What's your favorite Fanfiction?                         Outro: WE ARE MNK - Mashd N Kutcher

Eddie and Steven are back from their busy schedule to bring you another dumb filled episode! Today we discuss the X-Files, flatearthers, bad rap battles, and Gigolos. This podcast was brought to you by the word "like" with additional support by the phrase "yadda yadda".                               Love, Steven            p.s. What's you're favorite rap battle?

UFC FIGHT NIGHT  SUN. JAN. 17, 2016  DILLASHAW VS. CRUZ            Hey peoples! We try something different this episode and actually have a guest on. Steven, Eddie, and Jesse watch the UFC fight whilst attempting to do a podcast. It's like Joe Rogan's Fight Companion podcast but instead of people who know what they're talking about you get three guys watching the fight instead of doing a podcast. It's a lot less worse than it is.                    Love, Steven                  p.s. 420 

Hey everybody! Today Eddie and Steven discuss everything from donut shops to black holes in this confusingly theoretical episode. Star Wars is of course brought up again ultimately determining that fantasy science doesn't make sense. And naturally, everyone else got their turn so now it's ours, we talk about the Netflix documentary Making a Murderer. Don't worry. If you care to watch Making a Murderer it's an isolated section at the end of the episode. Have fun!                          Love, Steven             p.s. Watch Tom Segura's Netflix special Mostly Stories.               Outro: Bowie of course.

Do you ever think about death? How about sad movies? If so this is the episode for you! Join Eddie and Steven as they talk death and movies for much longer than they thought they could handle. And probably longer than you can handle. But don't worry we get light hearted again by the end of it. There's also an incredibly awkward moment of just Steven being dumb and trying his best to kill time in a vain attempt to be funny. It doesn't work and I'm sorry. Anyway have fun!                          Love, Steven                       p.s. What makes you cry?  Outro: Fuck The Pain Away - The Teaches of Peaches

Please excuse audio quality for the first several minuets. What is this podcast even?! Today we still don't answer that question. Eddie and Steven make true their podcast description and give bad advice, talk about the Internet, and overall are just shitty. These are becoming more and more of a chore to write. I'm joking. I'm not joking. Yes I am.          Love, Steven                    p.s. Save me from the podcast basement where I'm forced to write these. Outro: Gym Class Heroes: Clothes Off!! ft. Patrick Stump

I'd like to start off saying I'm sorry. Now that that's over welcome to our first Christmas Special! Today we discuss past Christmases, Christmas movies, and what may become a regular addition or maybe just a Christmas game of "Would You Rather?". As usual we don't have a guest besides the occasional child or Gin in the background, but our Christmas spirit makes up for it. Also we start drinking. Ummm...Merry Christmas Fuckers!Love, Steven          p.s. We were totally wearing Santa hats the whole time. Outro: Emery- Last Christmas

Welcome back everyone! It looks like it's time for another episode comprised of nothing but nerd shit. Meridith joins again and we discuss comics, movies, books, and a splash of tv and anime. Have fun!       Love, Steven            p.s. How do you feel about books that get turned into movies?

Eddie has no internet from his move so I'm uploading this one. I hope I don't fuck up. But anyway, wow it's been a while. Sorry about that but what with the holidays and family comes sickness and problems. Anyway we're back and so is Meridith as our guest. In this episode we start out with games and move into anime and comics plus a little news stuff that's gone on since we took our break. Hopefully this won't happen again and we'll have these out on a more regular basis. As always have fun! Love, Steven           p.s. Who's your favorite Undertale friend?

What's up you multidimensional assholes? This episode is pretty out there so buckle your brain butts in and prepare to be thrown across the infinite reaches of the cosmos. We briefly discus recent events in Paris, multiverse theory, and animal emotions in this infinitely branching podcast. In this universe I lost creativity about here and you get no more descriptions for this episode.               Love, Steven   p.s. My jokes are terrible.   Outro: Nine Inch Nails - Everyday Is Exactly The Same

t's a podcast about podcasts? What? That's right if you thought we wasted your time before prepare to be further disappointed! Eddie and Steven discuss the podcasts that they listen to hoping to give the listeners some other better options to waste time with. So listen and then listen some more as you become enlightened and bored all at the same time! *crazy laughter*   Love, Steven   p.s. My podcasts are better. 

Halloween has come and gone but Eddie and Steven are here to stay. In this Halloween themed episode we tell crazy stories, explore the origins of "Spoopy", discuss horror movies, and talk about what frightens us. It's the very first annual Spoopy Halloween Spectacular!! All in all its just another huge waste of time. Have fun!       Love, Steven         p.s. What scares you?Outro: She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart

We're back baby! Sorry we're late but don't worry we aren't pregnant. Probably due to all that butt stuff. Seriously though, in this episode Eddie subjects Steven to a good number of various butt gifs all in the name of "inspiration", Steven gets pressured into vaguely describing his long worked on comic ideas, and special impromptu guest Gin joins in the background. We also attempt to start up a segment we're calling "How Hath God Blighted Steven?". Point is if you like it when Steven excitedly yells you'll love this episode. Have fun!        Love, Steven      p.s. What segments would you like to hear on the podcast? Outro: Creep- covered by Post Modern Jukebox

In this episode Steven and Eddie just talk about nerd shit. From video games to manga and even a bit of anime we really got into it. I don't think we intended it to go on the entire episode but fuck it. This is our show so enjoy it losers. I'm sorry that was harsh. Don't hate me.Love, Steven p.s. I know the names of all the aliens in Halo, both human given and the race's real name. What pointless unimpressive knowledge do you hold?Intro Song (Eddies Pick): Cowboy Bebop, "Tank," Yoko KannoOutro Song (Stevens Pick): Halo "Halo" Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori

Road triiiip! This episode is all about our journey to Austin. We intended to have more time with our guests but car sickness (or as I like to call it being a road pussy) got in the way. The second part is Eddie and Steven yammering on about Austin and how everything was fun with a but at the end. We hope you enjoy as much as we did...or more. Enjoy it more.   Love, Steven     p.s. Did you know Austin is a place where people live and stuff?

It's a podcast! On this episode Steven and Eddie bitch about current events, fake words, iPhone or Android, and the dreaded return of the terrible pumpkin spice EVERYTHING! We can't stand that shit. Love, Steven p.s. iPhone or Android? Background yelling guest: Eddie Jr.Intro song: Tove Lo - Habits (Stay High) RemixOutro song: Lyrics Born-Callin' Out

The original recording of this went waaaaaaay long so it was edited way down, BUT we may release the full version one day!This is a cluster fuck of a episode, with our special guest Meridith. We talk people smells, porn, hentai, masturbation, stevens personal life, sex, and butt stuff.Intro & outro: A Perfect Circle-3 Libras

Steven and Eddie discuss U.F.O.s, the paranormal, dreams, religion, and morality in this episode. That's pretty much it. I got nothing. Well, go on. Shoo! What are you still doing here? Let your face holes tast our voices! Love, Steven p.s. What were you afraid of as a kid?Intro: Portlandia Opening ThemeOutro: Susanne Vega - Tom's Diner

Eddie and Steven fly solo on this movie and TV centric episode. Steven watched Top Secret!, The Inbetweeners Movie, and Apocalypse Now and now you get to reap the reward! They also discuss tv shows and other things as usual. So grab your popcorn maybe even watch what Steven did and have fun!Love, Steven p.s. I haven't seen that, or that, or that, or that, or this......Opening theme: The IT CrowdClosing song: The Inbetweeners Theme 

This episode is full of guests! On this fem-centric episode Steven and Eddie are joined by Gin, Chipo, and Travis with Meridith and Andrew joining late. The gang discusses femenisim, what not to wear on a first date, and Steven's self sabotageing tendencies. Enjoy! Love, Steven  p.s. You wanna go out sometime? Support our guest:Gin is at https://goo.gl/IYJLwoChipo is at https://goo.gl/pc1vKrIntro: The Bravery-Honest MistakeOutro: Childish Gambino-Sober

BONUS EPISODE!!!! Afterdark is something that will show up every now and then. Basically if a guest still has time we may decide to talk about random shit. Hooray! In this episode we talk about anime, manga, aaaand some porn. It's...interesting. ...Well enjoy! Love, Steven  All relevant info can be found at: http://pastebin.com/1BwfBBsR

Join Eddie, Steven and special guest Meredith as they explore the dark side of the Internet, specifically the otherkin. Warning! Shit gets dark. As the title suggestes, we truly have gone too far. We're sorry, but you've been warned. Love, Steven  p.s. If you were otherkin what would you be?All relevant links, opening/closing music, and info can be found out: https://www.facebook.com/DILLIGAFPodcast or http://pastebin.com/zVVD3RPN

Welcome to the first/test episode (Episode? Should we call them that?) of D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.! In this episode we introduce ourselves, talk about each other, and go off the rails as quickly as we build them. We hope you enjoy listening as much as we did recording. Come back for guests and more ridiculous behavior.Love, Stevenp.s. Cake or Pie?Intro Song: Album - Uncle Tony's Coloring Book/Blockhead - The Strain http://www.facebook.com/TheRealBlockheadOutro: Flying Lotus - Putty Boy Strut https://www.facebook.com/flyinglotus