Don't Be A Dick Podcast

Here comes a very strange wedding season! All those postponed, reduced, and up-in-the-air weddings are ready to happen and a lot of planning has gone into them. Marsh and Brad have FOUR guests on to talk about the perils of wedding planning. Listen in to find out that many people are just as stressed as you.

Dear listeners: This podcast is hilarious, informative, and entertaining. Laugh while learning when to use i.e compared to e.g; how to properly punctuate emails; and when to use an Oxford comma! You'll be dying to correct your friends soon after. Sincerely, DBAD

*Attendance Mandatory* Join Brad and Marsh for virtual meeting where we cover the basics of the newest work dynamic - virtual meetings! Turn your cameras on, mute your mic, and pay attention so you don't get kicked from your next Teams / Zoom call!

What's better than a night of drinking games? In THIS power hour, Brad and Marsh take you from the pre-game to the main event. Pour yourself a drink and listen up because you're playing a drinking game with us for this one! We're super excited, you know what I mean?

David!! We head to north of the border to Schitt's Creek to shed light on the dick moves that the Rose family commit, but also fall victim to. This episode will make you want to rewatch the show (if you didn't want to already) just to keep an eye out for newly appointed "Schitt-Balls!" Good luck!

The bathroom is a sacred place where sacred things happen. No one deserves to be disturbed in the throne room but it happens every day to millions of people. This pandemic needs to end. Take some time on your throne to listen in on tips and tricks of occupying the potty!

Sharing is caring.... Or so they say.... Brad and Marsh are again not only sharing with you their wisdom, but they are sharing their wisdom about SHARING itself. The do's the don'ts and all the in betweens. Think before you share from now on, you do not want to be a dick!

Well sh*t. The episode went up late and we have a few choice words for it. This week listen in and learn not only when it's okay to let the F-bomb fly but also some benefits of cursing and some OLD-TIMEY CURSE WORDS! Enjoy and feel free to cuss along with us!

When you think of college what do you think of? The parties? The classes? Whatever it is, there always has to be that one complete dick that ruins something for you. So put you pencils down, and listen up - you do not want to be the one who people remember years later for being a dick!

Carrying a baby is a magical experience, but it can be filled with crappy elements. Since Marsh and Brad don't know a thing about it they've enlisted two experts in Kaylee and Wife. Listen in and try to learn how to interact with a pregnant woman or - if nothing else - just appreciate that having a growing human inside of you is NOT easy to do! Lightning Crotch!

We've all been there. You just wish you could hide or disappear because of the awkward, cringe-worthy moment you've found yourself in.... Luckily, Brad and Marsh are able to help you to not only avoid those awkward moments, but handle the ones that you still encounter better! By not being a dick!

The wait was worth it! Not only for this episode but for the end of 2020. Let's take a positive look at moving out of the year that was and into the year that soon will be the year that is....I think. Have a great time and make sure your New Years' Resolution is "I won't be a dick!"

Over the last year we've spent a lot of time in the home and gotten a lot more exposure to how our other house members live. Frankly it's disgusting. Tune in to let Marsh and Brad lay out the do's and dont's of being Around the House; since you will be...forever.

Halloween 2020! Follow along with the guys to make sure you don't accidentally go as a Dick this year! Bring your hand sanitizer and your favorite M&M's and find out which host hates Hocus Pocus!

I think by now we all know that age is not JUST a number. There is a lot to know about being older or being younger and we are here to work through it with you. So grab your AARP cards, and listen up because you don't want to be on the wrong end of age-based dick moves! You're not getting any younger!

The leaves are changing and so is your mood. Luckily for you, the Don't Be a Dick boys of fall have everything you need to know about pre-Winter. Get out your rakes, plug in your headphones, and open up your eyes to the knowledge that will be bestowed upon you. Enjoy!

It's that time of year again where you watch football and root for both teams to score a lot of points! To navigate this world we brought in Slash Daddy himself from the Draught Day Podcast. Play along as we draft teams made up of our favorite Fictional Football players. Who goes first? Pablo Sanchez? Paul Crewe? Airbud? Listen in to find out!

It's September, and you know what that means! School is back and Brad and Marsh are here to make sure that you don't ruin this for everyone. If you're a parent with kids heading back, a kid yourself, or a teacher, please pay attention. Think of this as your "pre-syllabus" class, because no matter how long the supply list is this year, we are pretty sure you won't find "dick-moves" on it.

Brad and Marsh are taking you through the drive-thru of your favorite fast food place. There's just something magical about going to a restaurant starving, and leaving just minutes later with a nice *affordable* bag of food. It would be a real shame if you or someone you know ruins that by being a dick!

There's a double bubble in Orlando, two popped up in Canada, and a bunch of baseballers coughing on each other! Against all odds - and in some cases logic - SPORTS ARE BACK! Hear Brad and Marsh breakdown the sports that are back, what works, and what definitely doesn't.

The rebuttal is in. We talked about how all of our parents were masters in the art of lying; well now it's our turn. Reminisce with us on all the terrible attempts we made to trick grown ups. Kids, take notes and don't be dicks.

Being a passenger in a car can be a difficult thing, but being the driver of a car with a passenger who's being a dick is much worse. Buckle up - you're riding shotgun for this episode and by the end, everyone'll want YOU in their car for the next big road trip.

Class of 2021 it's time to start brainstorming pranks! Get them in early this year just in case. Listen in to some of the best the internet had to offer. Stay safe and don't be a dick!

Reduce, reuse, and recycle! Brad and Marsh are laying out the "dos" and "don'ts" of Going Green. Forget all you learned on Earth Day, and get ready to hear the difficult truth about some of our favorite things from exfoliating beads in face-wash all the way to blue jeans.

Is money the root of all evils? Does more money truly mean more problems? We have no idea but we're willing to debate the good and bad of interacting with money - and even decide which money we should be on. Listen, enjoy, and send us some money!

Ah yes! Finally! Golf courses are open! If it hasn't already, golf will quickly become your favorite social distancing hobby. Don't ruin it by being a dick!

Have you ever noticed your nose growing longer out of no where? What about your pants unexpectedly bursting into flames? Well then, to be honest, you probably need this episode more than you know. Stop lying to yourself and learn how to lie to your friends... the right way!

Happy Mother's Day everyone! If you're surprised that it's Mother's Day then it's already too late for you. For the rest of you, make sure you're not a dick to your mom this weekend...or ever. Learn the do's and don't's here not only of Mother's Day but a little bit on Ramadan as well (Wow these guys have range.)

The grand reveal is here! After many allusions to them, you finally get to hear the health stories of Brad and Marsh. Listen in to hear the stories and learn some ways to not annoy people who are already very sick. Wash your hands!

Some of you are lucky enough to be able to work from home. Most of you are lucky enough to be healthy. All of your are lucky enough to get to listen to this podcast. Put your mask on and learn the do's and don'ts of working from home.

Dunder Mifflin this is...Brad and Marsh. This week the boys visit Scranton, PA to cover all the dick moves of your favorite paper company. Maybe soon you'll get to see their Dundee for World's Best Podcast.

We all know the stereotypes: Oldest kids are boring, middle kids are weirdos, youngest kids are spoiled. They're all true; or are they? We bring the science and the fun to growing up with and without siblings. Call your parents and find out who their favorite is!

Walking in a winter wonderland? Not if nobody shoveled. Winter is hard enough but then dicks are involved and the whole season sucks. Warm up your car and get your podcast loaded; it's time to not be a dick.

Can you feel the love tonight? Well if not you can just listen to it on this podcast. We cover all things love..except that. Listen in and prep yourself for Valentine's Day, Hallmark's favorite time of year to get you in trouble.

"If you're not cheatin', you're not tryin' - Abraham Lincoln" - Michael Scott. Another special edition of DBAD and this time we tackle sports. From Wife Carrying to riding a subway during a marathon, we cover it. Learn the best ways to cheat and some tips on how to not get caught.

Did you ever cross your eyes as a kid and they got stuck forever? No, but if you're anything like us your parents told you they would. Stupid parents. Today we expose the lies of our fake news parents and tell the truth about how long it takes gum to digest! Listen in and call your parents out.

I think I'm falling in love...with this podcast. It's Bachelor season again! The boys take flight this week talking about ABC's The Bachelor. Let's see if they can land this bird with the help of a great co-pilot this episode. They're sure to make your heart soar. Whether you love or hate The Bachelor, listen in and enjoy.

Which movie should we watch tonight? The one where the guy fights 3000 people one at a time or the one where the girl that died in the last movie is somehow alive again? Don't be the person ruining the movies from the couch, be the person who listens to this podcast!

Crazy weather we're having right? No..you're not right and no one cares. People your small talk saviors are here! It's a tough topic and a lot of people really suck at it but you don't need to anymore. Listen in and learn the secrets of small talk to survive your next work function, family party, or elevator ride.

It's your turn....to listen to a great podcast. This week the boys flip the board on family Game Night and give you the winning strategy to having a fun night. Also you'll get the winning strategy on a couple of your favorite games. Bring this tips home with you this Christmas season and make some enemies of your family members. This episode sponsored by the new game: Pigeons in Pajamas

It's the holiday season, and alcohol is coming to town! What's the best time of year to get drunk and make out with your boss? That's right, it's Christmas. Get out there and drink too much so we all have some good stories for next year. 'Tis the season.

If you like Football, Food, and Friends then you'll love this episode all about Thanksgiving. If you don't like any of those things then you'll love this episode all about Thanksgiving. Find a plate and your closet recliner and let Brad and Marsh guide you through the heaviest holiday.

Keep breathing...You're almost there...Just one more push. IT'S A PODCAST! This week we went to an expert to discuss pregnancy and early motherhood. Our good friend Kaylee put her baby to bed and answered the questions we've always been afraid to ask. Enjoy the episode Dickies!

Hit me! We're willing to bet that you're going to love this episode. Gambling isn't easy but luckily we're here to make you less of a dick when you do it. Pay attention and place is all on Lucky Dan.

Ever almost been attacked while wearing a banana suit? Well we have. Get your spooky on and learn how to handle the Halloween season without dressing up as a dick this year. After all, this is Halloween. This is Halloween. Halloween Halloween.... you get it. Enjoy!

Grab your quarters, blow on your cartridges, and toss that head set on because we're talking gaming this week! From Pac-Man to Mario Party to League of Legends, we have you covered. Don't be a dick and don't be a noob.

Do you have annoying neighbors? Do you want to hear about other people also having annoying neighbors? Do you want some petty ways to annoy your annoying neighbors? Well if you read any of these questions you should listen in as Brad and Marsh walk you through when you're being a dick as a neighbor!

Not sure where to donate? Fear not, this week just donate an hour of your time to your soul. Listen in while Brad and Marsh take on the dick moves of fundraisers. From strategies to win raffles to rounding your change up at the grocery store. It's all covered as charity to you.

Home sweet home...until the next home sweet home. Moving places is considered the 4th most stressful thing you'll do in your life; probably. Come laugh with us over the stress and while you're listening you can unpack that box in your closet from when you moved in two years ago. Don't be dicks out there.

Welcome to the beautiful terror that is the internet. Charles Dickens once wrote "It was the best of people, it was the worst of people..on the internet." Join us as we navigate the digital world and learn how to do so without being a dick.

Playing a recreational sport as an adult can be a great way to stay fit. It can also be a great way to lose your mind over games that don't matter at all. Listen in to find out some ways to be an adult without being a dick.