Dress For The Podcast You Want

Do parents have friends though? If you or someone you know is a parent, please have them reach out to us and name their top eight friends. Inquiring minds need to know. Also, this is our season five finale, and Robert is David's step-dad, so play nice! Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't get scammed! If someone approaches you and wants you to listen to something called Don't Dress for the Podcast You Desire, that is a fake! Stick to the genuine article for your ear and heart health. Also, Jayson Phuah is cute and smart and successful. You can't scam him either. ...anymore. Follow Jayson -- Instagram: @jaysonphuah Facebook: Jayson Phuah Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pooya Mohseni is the queen of her own life. And she invites you to be the same. Open your own doors! Waltz by yourself! Listen to this podcast! All the successful people are doing it. Follow Pooya -- Instagram: @pooyaland Website: pooyaland.com Check out her new film "See You Then" (@seeyouthenfilm) Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Press 1 to listen to this episode. Press 2 to listen to this episode twice. Press 3 to make all the world's sheep disappear. Don't press anything to listen to this excellent episode with Dimly Wit's #FollowbackFebruary winner, Noehmi! Actually, you might have to push the play button, but then after that, don't push anything. Unless you need to, like adjust the volume or anything. You know what, you've got this. Follow Noehmi-- IG: @angel_doll82 Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Karley loves WaWa. David loves Karley. And Megan learns to take a compliment. (This has been the DFTP edition of Two Truths & A Lie. Please submit your answers to your local DMV) Follow Karley -- IG: @kkasp_ We're Just Talking Podcast: @wjtpodcast, dimlywit.com/justtalking Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Veteran and father-to-be Julian Spevack gets personal about all the different kinds of success. Will he name his first child after one of our illustrious hosts? Only time will tell. (Time says "Probably not".) Speaking of Time, you're not losing it; this episode was slated to come out at the beginning of March but was delayed for baby-announcing reasons. Thank you for your understanding and time is a flat circle. Follow Julian -- Instagram: @jvack We're Just Talking Podcast: @wjtpodcast, dimlywit.com/justtalking Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Open your windows and let the podcasts in! They're fluttering in the Spring breeze like baby birds that want to nest in your ears. That may sound unpleasant, but we promise, when it's an episode starring Rachel Langley, you'll get used to it. Follow Rachel -- Instagram: @rachellangleydesigns @dimlywitproductions Website: www.rachellangleyw.com Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you want to put this podcast on your resume, you can claim the role of Audio Supervisor, and we will vouch for you in an job interview. Whether or not you want to do that is up to you, but you can. Special thanks to Alan Waters for diving in to be our guest after audio gremlin's ate this week's episode. Enjoy! Follow Alan -- Website: www.dimlywit.com IG: @dimlywitproductions @walanwaters Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is our podcast! There are many like it, but this one is ours! Also, we let Alex Ferrara play around in it for a while, cause she seems nice. We have the same Podcast Dad after all, so it only seemed fair. Follow Alex -- Instagram: @alexandra_kf YouTube: Alex Ferrara Podcast: @obsessedwiththebestpod dimlywit.com/obsessed Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Background Joys podcast multiverse. Liz McMonagle from Learn A Little sits in on Dress for the Podcast. More podcast hosts as guests are next. Megan is lost in the void and potentially returning as a gritty reboot. Stay tuned. Follow Liz -- Website: www.elizabethmcmonagle.com IG: @professor_mcmonagle Listen to Learn A Little: www.backgroundjoys.com Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Head to the nearest bathroom and rip the sink right out of the wall! That's the only love language Jordon Waters is accepting right now. Well, that and devouring this episode and then sharing it with every single person you know. Your call. Follow Jordon-- Website: jordonwaters.com FB: facebook.com/jordon.waters IG: @TheyGotTime Rizzle: @TheyGotTime Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Run your own race. Travel your own path. Defeat the zombie under your own bed. It's time to look inward, because there's definitely a metaphor in this one somewhere. If you figure out what it is, please let us know. Follow Latrice -- Instagram: @smithcommalatrice Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ari cares deeply. David wants to sell out. Megan has big pictures. Ari shares immense wisdom. David plugs his OnlyFans. Megan has big pictures. Follow Ari -- Website: arifrenkel.com Facebook.com/TheAriFrenkel Instagram: @AriFrenkel imdb.com/name/nm3193058 Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David made it through this entire episode without even one atrocious Australian accent. And for that restraint, you are all entirely welcome. Alice Qin made it through this entire episode and only stole our hearts about fifteen times. For the opportunity to bask in her splendor, you are all equally entirely welcome. Follow Alice -- Website: www.aliceqin.com FB, IG, & Twitter: @thataliceqin Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From mud beggar to poet of the perverse, we track Gordy Boudreau's rise to success as Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. We also swap short stories, try not to burp, and talk about child jousting. This one's got it all! Follow Gordy: FB: facebook.com/aghpoetry IG: @arthurgreenleafholmes Twitter: @ArthurGHolmes Website: arthurgreenleafholmes.com Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you want to learn how to win therapy, affect others, and become your parents' favorite child, this episode's for you. Even if you don't want to learn those things, this episode's still for you. Here. Take it. Why are you slowly backing away? We made it just for you!! Follow Regina: Facebook & Instagram: @banditsontherun Website: banditsontherun.nyc And look for their new single 'We Battle Giants' dropping 1/15: https://ffm.to/webattlegiants/ Follow us on instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not all game can be red game. And not all guests can be Jenna Stoeber. But this one is. Join us while we talk Polygon, relationships, ECCC, and Street Fighter 4. With surprise guest, David & Megan's landlord. Follow Jenna: Twitter: @thejenna Twitch: http://twitch.tv/the_jenna www.jennastoeber.com Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is success? How do we measure it? Why do we value it? When is Dress For the Podcast You Want returning to air? Who is asking all these questions? Come find these answers, and more, with guests who range from "classically successful" to "David Andrew Laws". One thing we can say, is stay tuned for a brand new season dropping veeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy soon. Follow us on instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support us by supporting our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The last time we interviewed Dayle Towarnicky, Megan had a slight case of laryngitis. *This* time when we interviewed Dayle Towarnicky, Megan *also* had a slight case of laryngitis. Coincidence? Probably. But still, spooooooky!! Follow Today's Guest: Dayle Towarnicky -- IG: @userhandle ; W: website Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions, at DimlyWit.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbie Getty is the voice of a generation; specifically the generation that is having Netflix shows audio described to you. After our hiatus, we're back to getting horny for success, rating our own last names, and the Florida Man game. Very hashtag 2020. Follow Today's Guest: Abbie Getty -- IG: @GettyGirl ; W: abbiegetty.com Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions, at DimlyWit.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emrys Matthews works at {redacted}, and lives in {redacted}, England with his wife and their daughter, {redacted}. There are a lot of secrets in this epsiode and also a lot of surprises. And also a lot of {redacted}. Follow today's guest: Emrys Matthews -- IG: @thecuratorsofhorror Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David and Megan had their identities stolen by 2 imposters, and instead of spending any money, they're hosting a podcast. Sam Wise breaks down B list actor My Name is Earl, Boomer Martin's opinions on the MCU, and success I guess? Is that what we're talking about? Yea, yea that's it. Did you not know that? Follow today's guest: Sam Wise -- IG: @not_your_hobbit Your Successful Guest Hosts: W Alan Waters -- IG: @walanwaters ; Rachel Langley -- IG: @rlangleyw Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David and Megan are back! ...with a vengeance? Happy Halloween from an episode that's so quickly put together, it's scaaaaaaary. We're really trying, we promise. Stay tuned for more. Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a crossover episode! Sorta. Not really. But sorta. While David and Megan enjoy the newly married life, Tracy DiMarco & Jessica Romano from the Bad Examples Podcast fill in and get a little spooky before their Bats & Baddies Halloween party coming up on Friday October 25th! Follow today's guest hosts: Tracy DiMarco & Jessica Romano of Bad Examples Website - DimlyWit.com/BadExamples ; bit.ly/batsandbaddies Insta - @badexamplespodcast, @tracydimarcoeps, @jesshottie Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carolyn is perhaps the most confident guest we've had on the podcast, and that feeling may be contagious. So if after listening to this episode you feel like climbing a mountain or eating a really big burger in one sitting, you could probably do it! Maybe even at the same time!!! Follow Today's Guest: Carolyn Kegel; Website - www.carolynkegel.com; IG - @carolynkegel Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With apologies to: people born on September 20th, people named Natalie Grace, people who say "Bawlmer", people who haven't seen "The Hateful Eight," New York, boys, Madonna, people who missed Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida, people who dislike overly-long lists about apologies. Follow Today's Guest: Natalie Welds Next week's guest: Carolyn Kegel, Agamemnon extraordinaire Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the first few seconds of this podcast before David *really* needlessly raises the stakes. This episode is a roller coaster, so please consult a doctor before listening to this podcast if you are actively pregnant. There's also some great advice on catcalling in here, so absorb that, America. Next week's guest -- Natalie Welds, actor and rock band frontwoman. Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We learn a lot about forgiveness in this episode, so we hope you're able to forgive others for their transgressions, forgive yourselves for your imperfections, and that Daniel Craig will forgive Megan for saying he has big ears. Sorry, Mr. Bond. Follow Today's Guest: Jamie Ann Burke Go to www.thespianheart.com and www.jamieunlimited.org to find out more about Jamie and support her business! Next week's guest -- Elizabeth Ruelas, Managing Director of Hamlet Isn't Dead Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, the gang writes the next great American classic, prepares to run for office, and shits on Peer Gynt for a full twenty minutes. Plus, David definitely gets himself good, and that's always a joy. Follow Today's Guest: Olivia Basile IG: @oliviabaesil Also, see her as Calchas in Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida. Tickets available at www.hamletisntdead.com Next week's guest -- Jamie Ann Burke, actor and founder of Thespian Heart Clothing Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, everybody! It's...it's, it's- ...it's...it's Podcast! And Megan's back! In the middle of a David sandwich. Which is not nearly as sexual as it sounds. But what is sexual is the Dave on David energy that emanates through this entire episode. Follow Today's Guest: David Anthony Hentz • Website: www.david-hentz.com • IG: @dave_anthony_hentz Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alison Wien is very cool, very successful, and the cat's pajamas and also the bee's knees. She is ALSO not a narc, nor a square, nor a bummer. So get your good slang ready, put your bad slang to bed, and stick around for when the podcast hits the fan. Follow Today's Guest: Madeline Egan Addis • Website: www.alisonwien.com • @alisonwien on IG • Catch her in Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida this September - www.hamleitsntdead.com Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Next week's guest -- David Anthony Hentz, actor & musician Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Madeline Egan Addis has a very interesting family tree. For example, a few branches up, the name Egan suddenly appears, and may belong to a mermaid, a time-traveling David, or the actual Jesus Christ. Confused? Us too. Join us on this cruise of professionalism and paternity. All aboard! Follow Today's Guest: Madeline Egan Addis • @adelineaddis on IG & Twitter • Catch her in Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida this September - www.hamleitsntdead.com Intro/Outro Music:"DFTP Theme" by Andrew Wholf Next week's guest -- Alison Wien Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pickle. Milkshakes. Are you for them? Against them? Well, the real question is...are you a MONSTER?! We're not saying you *can't* be successful and enjoy pickle milkshakes, but we are saying...no, we're saying you can't, that *is* what we're saying. Also, Afton Paige Welch is a great sport, so welcome her into your homes. Follow Today's Guest: Afton Paige Welch • Website -- https://www.aftonpaigewelch.com/ • @skipfletch Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Next week's guest -- Madeline Egan Addis, actor & Cressida in Hamlet Isn't Dead's upcoming all-female Troilus & Cressida Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bask in the morning rays of our third successful season! Marvel as we contemplate the grand themes of joy, progress, and diverse representation. We also talk about early 2000s children's television for, like, eeeevvvvverrrr, so enjoy that. Follow Today's Guest: Erica Huang • Website -- www.erica-huang.com • See her as Patroclus in Hamlet Isn't Dead's 'Troilus & Cressida' -- www.hamletisntdead.com Intro/Outro Music:"DFTP Theme" by Andrew Wholf Next week's guest -- Afton Welch, actress and Texas transplant Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the end of the beginning! Two seasons down, and a year-long podcast journey that ends right where it began: in the loving sweet embrace of Bessie D. Smith. Soak up all the wisdom that a year of podcasting, time in Thailand, and the most entrepreneurial attitude around has to offer. Then, enjoy two weeks of re-runs, because we're entitled to a summer break too. Follow Today's Guest: Bessie D. Smith • @bess_tha_mess on IG • "B-Real: Behind The Grind", @brealpodcast on IG • "Oscar @ The Crown", @oscaratthecrown @neoncoven on IG See you in August for Season Three!!! Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boo!!! This episode is haunted by a Cultural Ghost in the Cultural Machine!!! Also, David finally Googles the definition of "Success" after 49 episodes, which...you feel like he might have done earlier. Apologies to everyone who feels owed an apology for the quality and/or contents of this episode. Relevant hashtags: #Identity #Karaoke #JohnnyDepp #HedgepigEnsembleTheatre #Inclusion Follow Today's Guest: @marycandler on IG @hedgepigensembletheatre - Hedgepig Ensemble Theatre on IG Joyful Singing -- www.joyful-singing.com Next week’s guest: a secret, special blast from the past. (Not Tony Shalhoub) ((Yet)) Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode talks about the true height of success for NYC Actor/Playwrite Niki Hatzidis: Being passionate about a career AND making money! Theres goalposts, survivor jobs, Niki's 12 year old vision board, and commentary on the very surreal 1987 film The Brave Little Toaster. Also all the hats! Every hat! #SurvivalJobs #VisionBoards #GoalPosts #VeryGreek #Actor #Playwright Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Next week's guest: Mary Candler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sylvana Joyce (of Sylvana Joyce and The Moment) is a self-professed perfectionist, which means she's a perfect candidate for #DFTP because we are perfect. We never make weird mouth sounds or bang the mics or go on random tangents for minutes at a time and forget what the podcast is about. Oh, wait, except in this episode. This one's a fluke. Follow Today's Guest: FB/IG -- @sjandthemoment Website -- www.sjandthemoment.com Next week’s guest: Niki Hatzidis, actor & playwright Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David tries to relate to his teenage guest and teenage temporary co-host, so this episode is lit and groovy and chumber in all the right ways. (Note: David also hopes "chumber" is actually a word he made up for the bit, and not a real slang word that turns out to be some sort of racial slur, but he also can't be bothered to Google it so...fingers crossed) Relevant hashtags: #ArchieBoy #Positivity #GuitarBar #Torn #KidzBop #GrittySpiderMan Follow Today's Guest: @6stringshred on IG www.andrewwholf.com Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Next week’s guest: Sylvana Joyce, of Sylvana Joyce and The Moment (www.sjandthemoment.com) Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David gets thrown under the bus, Megan gets sold down the river, and Rob is a tall, sexy, bi-racial man (and we will thank you to cast him appropriately). Also, it's a good thing podcasts are still a purely audio medium, because Archie does a fart that is truly heinous. It's a roller coaster of an episode, so put your hands up in the air and scream, no matter where you are right now!! Relevant hashtags: #ArchieBoy #MrTicTac #Pondhopper #BiRacialIdentity #DavidTennant #RussellWilson Follow Today's Guest: His short film "Real Thirsty" is on IG @realthirstyfilm And catch him in The Rolling Stone at Lincoln Center, June 20th - August 25th (www.lincolncenter.org/show/the-rolling-stone) Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Next week’s guest: Andrew Wholf, teenage guitar prodigy Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The title really says it all. Nicole drinks perfectly legal water, David practices his ASMR, and everyone learns some Portuguese swear words. Does the title not accurately depict all of that? Hello? HELLO!? How do words work? Relevant hashtags: #DevelopingArtists #HunterCollege #ASMR #Caillou #Portuguese #SwearWords Follow today's guest: Twitter & IG: @nicoliamaral Check out Developing Artists: www.developingartists.org Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew  Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Next week’s guest: Rob Gilbert, actor of stage and screen Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The top comment on Simon de Rochefort's Polygon wiki page says "she could throat punch me and i would thank her ". And that pretty much sums it up. Enjoy the entire spectrum from deep, introspective discussion to giggling about the fact that she is, in reality, a cartoon boy on this super-successful episode. (Successfisode?)  Relevant hashtags: #France #FacebookDating #Polygon #Meetings #Recognition  Follow today's guest: Twitter & IG: @doomquasar Subscribe to The Polygon Show!!!!! Wherever podcasts are sold. Watch her do her good, good work at www.youtube.com/polygon And if you're down Nashville way, catch her at PodX May 31st - June 2nd! Your Successful Hosts:  David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew  Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Next week’s guest: Nicole Amaral -- actor, stage manager, student, youth Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh my god, there are so many unintentional mouth sounds in this episode. As well as the sounds of knocking, bumping the microphones, planes flying overhead, car alarms, and so many more! We're sorry to you, but mostly sorry to our editors. We know you have your options of podcasts, and we appreciate you choosing this stupid one. Exits are available at the rear and front of the podcast. Please make sure your ears are in their full upright position. Relevant Hashtags: #Celebrities #TheDeadPoet #Turkey #TheSocietyofAmericanMagicians Follow today's guest: IG: @andymac1985 Website: www.anthonygusevich.com See Andy in Peter and the Starcatcher: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3657570 Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Next week’s guest: Simone de Rochefort, Senior Video Producer at Polygon.com Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to Anthony Gusevich. Hear Anthony Gusevich. Absorb Anthony Gusevich. Uphold Anthony Gusevich. Become Anthony Gusevich. Live Anthony Gusevich. We are all Anthony Gusevich. Relevant hashtags: #Teaching #ExistentialCrisis #Praxis #UnionCity #TimotheeChalamet #AGayandHisGal #Representation Follow today's guest: IG: @anthonygusevich A Gay and His Gal: @gayandhisgal Website: www.anthonygusevich.com Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Next week’s guest: Andy McCain, or Andy Mac to his friends (which means you) Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Skye Edwards has some very deep thoughts about sin, anxiety, competition, and eyebrow dancing. Check out this philosophical tennis match between Colossus Jr. and midlife crisis Spider-Man. Relevant hashtags: #MagicJohnsonTheater #AvengersEndgame #SkyeEdwards #Mascots #TheDancingFan #LivingYourTruth Follow today's guest: Skye Edwards IG: @skyeedwa Skye's Charity of Choice: www.mercyships.org Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Next week’s guest: We don't know yet, okay?! Stop pressuring us!!! We're doing the best we can! Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You are legally not allowed to like the sound quality on this episode more than usual, because we recorded it in a proper studio, but it's, like, a fifteen minute walk from David's apartment, so he refuses to make that a regular thing. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the supple sounds of David & Alan Waters as they do the kind of interviewing they didn't do last time because they got distracted. Relevant hashtags: #TakeTwo #Reviews #GoT #Robocalls #Theatre #WeddingPlanning Follow today's guest: Alan Waters Website: www.dimlywit.com IG: @walanwaters Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio Next week’s guest: Skye Edwards, actor and very tall man Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our guest is inspiring, Megan is a delight, and David gets distracted by literally everything. This may sound like it describes *every* episode of #DFTP, but it *especially* describes this one. Come absorb the sage wisdom of Callee Miles directly into your brain via your ear holes while David pitches a new and improved Stephen King musical that would make Sondheim do a doodie in his drawers. Relevant hashtags: #Paddington2 #Yinzers #Einstök #RobinHood #RightOutsideCleveland #Carrie Follow today's guest: Callee Miles Website: www.callee-miles.com IG: @thecalleesi Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Next week’s guest: Skye Edwards, actor and very tall man Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode *does* contain a spoiler for Toy Story 3, as well as a full ten minute segment about Toy Story 4 in which David gets *EVERYTHING* wrong. So don't even listen to that part. Just...focus on Liz, her sultry voice, and all of her advice, success stories and good good jokes. (Also, the Pants song is pretty good. You're welcome) Relevant hashtags: #MusicalTheatre #Broadway #Wikipedia #LiveAtFive #ToyStory4 #Pants Follow today's guest: Liz McMonagle Website: www.elizabethmcmonagle.com IG: @professor_mcmonagle Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio Next week’s guest: **COPY TEXT** Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congratulations! Applications are now being accepted for the Official Cult of David Andrew Laws. In this episode, we discuss our mission statement, values, and whether or not it is absolutely a sex cult, which it is. We also talk about the usual success stuff though, don't worry. Greg Pragel is a very thoughtful and introspective actor, artist, and individual, and we know you're going to love his openness. (And that is not a further reference to the sex cult) Relevant hashtags: #Depression #Reddit #Hamlet #FunkoPop #SpiderMan #Blacklist #Cult Follow today's guest: Greg Pragel Website: www.gregpragel.com/ Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio Next week’s guest: Liz McMonagle, musical theatre actor and turkey chili chef. Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dayle Towarnicky may "not" have “invented” language, but there’s nothing to prove she didn’t. I mean, have you ever seen her and the person who invented language in the same place at the same time? Think about it. And while you think about it, feast your ears on this one. Follow today's guest: Dayle Towarnicky Website: http://www.dayletowarnicky.com/ IG: @daylewithay Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio Next week’s guest: Greg Pragel, actor, fight choreographer, Spider-Man enthusiast Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions. Visit DimlyWit.com for more info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In case you hadn’t intuited this from the rest of this podcast’s run, David is in constant need of nurturing. Good thing he’s got an episode starring both his mother and his fiancee! And it’s this one! Listen up and LOVE it. Relevant hashtags: #DavidsMom #Dreams #Education #Seabiscuit #TheSameSunset #Nurturing Follow today's guest: Michelle East IG: @dreast84 Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio Next week’s guest: Dayle Towarnicky, Professional Voice Expert Support us, by supporting our host network DimlyWit Productions, and visit DimlyWit.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices