Not Your Basic, Basic Podcast! Emma, Kate, and Danielle are three twentysomething millennials, previously shamed for enjoying what society deems as “basic”. They want to know, When did ‘avocado toast’ become such a dirty word? And So what if they have an encyclopedic knowledge of all of the real housewives and their subsequent spin-offs? Embrace the Basic is a podcast dedicated to all the things you hate to love and love to hate in the Basic Bitch Lexicon, and embracing- nay! Reclaiming-your true inner basic bitch. Best enjoyed with a chilly glass of rosé and a sheet mask of course.
It's a scorcher out there, babes, so there's no time like the present- we're talking all things iced bevvies. Whether you're getting it from Dunkin or Italy, we're unpacking the cultural phenomenon that seems to have taken over the social life and wallets of the millennial generation. Additionally, Kate recounts her near brush with death, Emma continues to treat herself, and Danielle denounces another dating app douchebag, in this weeks episode of Embrace the Basic! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Layer on the SPF, crack open an icy ‘claw, and meet us by the pool because the temperature is rising and HOT GIRL SUMMER is here!! Join us as we tell some spicy stories and share our goals for HGS. It's time to love those body-ody-ody-ody's, kiss whoever, and show the F up. Prepare yourself babes, tis the season. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
IT'S TACOS YA'ALL --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Spotted: K, E, D desperately trying to manifest Internet celebrity with yet another episode of Embrace the Basic. They're talking all things Gossip Girl, but they aren't alone. There's a new girl on the pod, bringing her extensive knowledge of Blair Waldorf's wardrobe, and all the plot holes their Jimmy Choos gingerly pranced over. Like, is Nate Archibald just a lacrosse stick in a wig? Does Dan Humphrey have multiple personalities? And, why does Rufus wear so many necklaces? Rumor has it this episode is so jam packed with the scandalous lives of manhattans elite, they had to make it a 2 parter. Xoxo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Spotted: K, E, D desperately trying to manifest Internet celebrity with yet another episode of Embrace the Basic. They're talking all things Gossip Girl, but they aren't alone. There's a new girl on the pod, bringing her extensive knowledge of Blair Waldorf's wardrobe, and all the plot holes their Jimmy Choos gingerly pranced over. Like, is Nate Archibald just a lacrosse stick in a wig? Does Dan Humphrey have multiple personalities? And, why does Rufus wear so many necklaces? Rumor has it this episode is so jam-packed with the scandalous lives of manhattans elite, they had to make it a 2 parter. Xoxo. -podcast girl --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Ooops, we podcasted again (sorry babes, had to) and this week we are honoring the esteemed 90's Pop Icon, Britney Frickin Spears. From the singles we belted into our hairbrushes to the infamous looks we tried to recreate, we're gyrating down memory lane and we're so glad you're joining us. We recount the incredible piece of cinema that is Crossroads, accept Justin's apology kind of, and discuss the current “Free Britney” social media movement. So grease up, and wriggle into your red latex turtleneck unitard- cause it's Britney, Bitch. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
YALL THE TEA IS JUST TOO GOOD- and we ain't talkin English breakfast. Much like Oprah, we've come out of hibernation to discuss the now infamous Royal tell all, with power couple Megan Markle and Prince HARRY. So as not to dissapoint, we keep things on brand with many tangents, most notably anime, Rob Lowe's hot TV son, and the wide varieties of plant based milks. The toddies are hot but the takes are hotter, so pinkies out for a tale of Remarkle-able Courage. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Well babes, we made it. That was one DOOZY of a year, but we managed to make it to 2021 with a sum total of 60 mental breakdowns, 75 bottles of Rosè, 1000 Tiks tokked, and 100 new pet Instagrams followed. In this episode, we reflect on the content that got us through none of the ups and all of the downs 2020 had to offer. We talk making and breaking resolutions (less screen time is just not realistic right now okay?) and our expectations for the year ahead. Also, for the record, Dry January is canceled so grab some champs as we toast to you, dear listeners, for making it this far with us. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Babes, if you're not sipping an aesthetic peppermint hot chocolate, wearing a beanie and matching thermal pajama set while Embracing the Basic, did you even really listen? Don't do yourself a disservice like that because this week, we're talking cable holiday RomComs so cheesy it's almost too much for our lil resident vegan/honorary Norwegian. Because what is Christmas after all, without a hastily thrown together fundraiser in a small town, or being trapped in a miniature ceramic irish village, or a cameo from a washed up pop singer from your youth. We've got the hot takes you didn't know you wanted, so snuggle into that Home goods Sherpa throw and get ready to be moved by the spirit of Christmas (movies). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Raise your hydroflasks and toast to the retailer that has become a staple in so many millennial self care routines- the one and only, TARGET. Just like Target, this episode has a lil bit of everything. Little Debbie Christmas Cakes, Danielle's newly found passion for an obscure Norwegian teen drama, and Kate recounts one of her more embarrassing visits to the Apple store, which leads us down one HELL of a tangent. Grab yourselves a drink for this one...it's a doozy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
It's Turkey Day Babes and there's a lot to be thankful for, despite this horrendous dumpster fire of a year! Cardi B released WAP, y'all got your little tushies out and voted, Danielle discovered witchcraft. What better a way to celebrate than listen to us run our dumb mouths about the parade, why we'd fuck mashed potatoes, and what emma really thought about the live action CATS! movie. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Can we steal you a sec? Cause it's time for a journey babes- the best kind of journey one can take while maintaining social distance and Covid safety protocols, that is. That's right, we're talking about the vicarious journey to find love, courtesy of the infamous Bachelor Franchise. This week's episode has it all, romance, drama, what we imagine Daddy Chris Chris Harrison does in his trailer between takes. We discuss fan favorites, the contestants you love to hate, Colton's infamous fence jump (big yikes), and Dale Moss's checkered past as a Party City costume model. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Hey ghoul heyyyyy- things are getting veeeeery spooky over on the pod this week. The three of us are are all dressed up with no where to go, and talking all things Halloween-from our proudest costume moments, to the legend of Mothman (spoiler alert: it's his ass that won't quit). Perfect listening for while you're eating that discounted bag of day after Halloween candy, if we do say so ourselves. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Spooky Szn? More like Basic Bitch Season, and babes, on a scale of one to flannel scarf in a pumpkin patch, we're basically a color coordinated sweater weather selfie. This week we really surprised ourselves and stayed mostly on topic! Apple picking, pumpkin patches, bonfires, scary movie nights where you accidentally call the police...we've got it all! But don't worry, you'll still learn with of us is fully plotting out a meet cute in a lumberyard, and join us down the winding road that is our newest segment “will you accept this recap?” where we share our reactions and commentary on the latest bachelorette episode, cause we got OPINIONS. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
It's fall y'all and we're kicking things off right with the seasonal debut of the pumpkin spice latte, or as its affectionately known among the “basic” community, the PSL. Not only will you get a history lesson you didn't know you wanted, but we'll also discuss the impact said beverage has had on pop culture and of course the stigma that surrounds it. And it won't end there, cause you KNOW we love a good tangent- we delve into body positivity in the amphibian community and discuss: have you ever seen your dad cry? As always, it's a ride (with several pit stops) so buckle up, cozy up, and girl, make it a venti. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
“What's this!? A bonus minisode, babes?? We're back and we missed you- let's catch up!” --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
hi babes!! we're back this week talking about the basic bitch's holy trinity: TJ MAXX, Marshalls, and Homegoods. In this episode we're recalling everything from our favorite purchases the biggest deals we snagged! you will also get some serious insight into our psyche as we touch upon few more fun details about the three of us such as: which queer eye specialist we are, which American Girl Doll was like, a low key ungrateful bitch, and which Disney Pixar Character contributed the most to Emma's sexual awakening. So go ahead and light up those sand and silk candles, crack an icy ‘Claw and reminisce on simpler times with us, you gd MAXXINISTA you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Babes: here's the episode we need now more than ever. We're talking about perhaps America's first and most lovable basic babe. That's right, Legally Blonde. From the bend and snap to the snap cup and all things in between, we sing the praises of the feminist icon that is Elle Woods. Favorite film moments, outfits, songs from the musical that get stuck in all of our heads, join us on this stroll down memory lane with us as we fan girl over the this incredible film. Is this going to be Superfun or what!? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
hi babes! Time to put down animal crossing and grab yourself another slice of banana bread-because the three of us finally figured out how to ZOOM. This week, from the safety of our own homes we confess our most basic moments of self isolation and try to make sense of Quarantine Trends including: how the hell Tik Tok works, why y'all can't stop making bread, and sharing what we're wearing (or not wearing) day in and day out. Danielle gets HEATED about Starwars and the ethics of space, Emma tries to pinpoint the moment she realized her own mortality as a child, and Kate pours herself yet another glass of rosé. We cover it all in this week's episode of Embrace the Basic! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Hi babes!! Did you miss us? We are back this week discussing some of our most prized possessions. That's right, we're talkin all things basic beauty. From our hair oils, to our eyebrow pencils we dive right into our most used beauty products. We discuss the power of a killer shade of lipstick, what it takes to “put our faces on”, our biggest beauty splurges, the unsung heroes of the Drugstore Makeup Counter, and the products we just can't live without. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Dust off Your floppy hats and Hold onto your juevos ranchaeros babes, cause in this episode we dive deep into one of our favorite things to do before social distancing- BRUNCH. Asking the departing questions like sweet or savory? mimosa or Bloody Mary? And if it's all just an aesthetically pleasing, more socially acceptable form of day drinking. Find out our thoughts on this episode of Embrace the basic. AND BABES! This episode was recorded waaaaay back in the beginning of February. It might seem as though we're downplaying the significance of the pandemic, when we had very little, fleeting knowledge of the scope of things- we pinky promise we're currently home safe, socially distancing, washing our hands and scrolling insta like the rest of you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
HAAAAASSSS Babes! This week on Embrace the Basic, we're diving right in to arguably the most basic dish of all- Avocado Toast. We want to ask- are you fanner or a musher? Is it reason millennials aren't able to afford a home? We discuss what makes this snack specifically basic. Learn about its history (we read one Wikipedia article so we're basically experts) and hear our personal approach to this aesthetic dish, as well as some conflicting opinions on Avocado Toast's merit, on this episode of ETB. Connect with us! Tell us your most basic moment: Email: embracethebasicpodcast@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/embracebasicpod FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/Embrace-the-Basic-Podcast-111764200482209 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message
Hi babes! Emma, Kate and Danielle are three basic girls you probably wont listen to, but our moms friends think we're hilarious. We wanted to introduce ourselves and give you a little backstory of how our podcast came to be. Sit back, pour yourself a glass of Rosé, (best enjoyed with a face mask tbh) and enjoy a show that embraces a love of home decor, pumpkin spice lattes and binge watching 90 day finance, asks the real questions (Should you have an Instagram account for your dog??) and hopefully, makes you laugh. Or at the very least follow us on insta. Connect with us! Tell us your most basic moment: Email: embracethebasicpodcast@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/embracebasicpod FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/Embrace-the-Basic-Podcast-111764200482209 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/embrace-the-basic/message