Everything Effing Sucks

What up peoples!?!?!?  We decided to kick the dust off the mic and give ya'll a little recap of our year.  Yes, we went on hiatus but we are back in the building giving you what you expect.  This episode we talk about.....well.....everything.  Damn it felt good to get back on the mic. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 30 Hey ya'll heeeeeeey! This week we discuss a whole lotta stuff. We touch on the death of Kobe Bryant, The Grammys, Pimps Hoes and Drugs, the halftime performance of the Superbowl, how fine Jennifer Lopez is, the Coronavirus, fear of flying, the flu shot and Ulcerative Colitis. yeah, it's random AF!! Hope you enjoy. Next week will be uploading "Ballin on a Budget" so be prepared to learn how to save a few buck without sacrificing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode - 29 Have you missed us? We've missed you so we decided to get this ball rolling with a great conversation with our friend and owner of the restaurant "South", N'Gina Saran!! We discuss that thing called life. All the ups and downs we all endure and how we thrive coming out of the downs. Now, don't get it twisted. We talk some shit, have some fun and of course get our drink on! Chicken wings are on deck................Uh Oooooooooooooooh! Aye!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode - 28 We had to bring in the expert to break it down in simple terms.  What do you simply need to do to lose weight besides wire your jaw shut or go on the show Survivor?  Take a listen and don't say we never taught you anything! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 27 We talk to "The Chef" about consuming marijuana and the world of CBD.  The moment when he decided to get into creating "medicine".  The benefits of using CBD.  How it has changed peoples lives.  The diverse methods on how to consume.  Stories on stories on stories!  You don't want to miss this one.  Uh Ooooooooooooooh!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 26 - Uh Ooooooooooooooooooh!  Aaaaaaaaye!  What is crackin' people?!?!  This the start of Season 2 and we are ready to get it shapoppin! This is an update on where we have been, what we are up to and what to expect this season.  We back!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 25 We discuss bringing baggage from previous relationships into the new - How we get a clean slate with a new relationship -The 2 up and 2 down rule when it comes to dating - This is an interesting one for those who are getting out of a relationship or going into a new one - We give you insight on our own past relationships and how we have grown from having them. Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 24 - We have all had it, right?  That time when you finally got with the one you have had your eyes on for so long and the moment happens......and it was an epic failure!  Yep, that is what we are talking about this episode including profuse sweating, micropenis and queefing.  Oh yeah....something about how our special guest broke his penis and found something in a woman's vagina.  You have been warned!  Uh ooooooooooooooh!  Aye!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 23 - Listen......we waited in a long ass line to get our hands on this sandwich.  Cars were breaking down, children were missing, homeless were fighting, saw a few drug deals go down, a lot of weed consumption was happening around us and all for a damn chicken sandwich.  See what we had to say about it and chime in on what you thought about it.  Oh yeah......Uh Oooooooooh! Ayyyyyye! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

So, what had happened was.......we got on the subject of masturbation with a couple of friends.  Well, drinks started early and by the time this one was over, things got a little out of control!  Bubbles was being Bubbles until I just couldn't take it anymore and had to chase her to take her squeaking football away so bear with us in the beginning.  We discuss - How often do you masturbate - Does your spouse/partner - Do you like to watch - Do you do it together - Assturbation - Having an orgasm without physical touch - She is pierced where? - Another round of drinks - Don't shoot it in my eye - Body count - Another round of drinks - Another round of drinks - oh hell......it's getting sideways now - Skeet skeet - From the window to the wall - Jesus take the wheel.  Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 21 - Recap of last two podcasts - DNA is not an automatic reason for forgiveness - Having a falling out with a close family member -Never too late to start a relationship - No going back after certain lines are crossed - Toxic people must go even if it is family - More personal stories --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

 Episode 20 Special guests Brandi and Keith join us to share their story - How do you identify – We don’t all check the same box – I want to be a cowboy, now I am a ballerina – Coming out – How the “American Dream” doesn’t make everyone happy – Social construct – Time for another round of drinks – Word association – Bubbles did not get her yogurt so the farts are fierce during this episode – Stop bumping the mic – What people do behind a closed door is irrelevant – Fragile masculinity – Friends that disappear once you come out – Casual talk --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 19 - We had to get serious for a moment and discuss something that many of us deal with or have dealt with - Lori opens up about her struggles with depression and anxiety - Alton opens up about his episode of depression and how he hilariously got out of it - Dealing with mental illness as a spouse/significant other - Things we can all do to help ourselves - Aaaaaaaaaye.  We hope you enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 18 - Special guest Miki is in the house - Somehow this episode started talking about boob sweat - What makes a really good friend - Friends that are no longer your friends - Friends that fill certain categories - Which friend you lean on - I think you might understand by now that we are talking about friends. Uh oooooooooooh! Aye!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode - 17 R Kelly getting arrested, again - Jeff Epstein with his sorry a$$ - Why people with money always get over - Insomnia - CBD - Scarlett Johansson recent comments and plenty more...........in my Chris Brown voice......."LETGO!!!"  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 16 We are asking each other random questions and if we believe in it such as - Religion - This Administration - Handmaids Tale - Karma - Prostate massage to orgasm - Yep.....that's what I said.  A few other randoms in there and this was our first Facebook Live show.  We wanted to test it out and see what we need to do to improve on it.  Anywho.........Uh ooooooooooooooh! Ayyyyyye! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 15 - Bad ass kids in the movie theater - Parents that don't give AF about their bad ass kids in the movie theater - Horrible drivers - My period - Why is beer so effing expensive now - Corporations and their crappy ass customer service - Are they trying to kill my cat - Why are jeans so expensive for big booty women - Chub rub right under the booty meat and much more. Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

It's been a long time, since we left you. Without a dope beat to step to..... - Prosecco and fried chicken - Drunk by noon - You don't wash your legs? - Chris Brown - Kanye - You bald bro, let it go - Drake - Those eyelashes tho! Anywho......Uh Oooooooooooooooh! Aye!! Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 13 - What we notice about ourselves aging - Do your balls hang low and touch the toilet water - Vaginal rejuvenation - My effing knee hurts - Menopause - Do men experience a form of menopause - Mortality - Pancake ass and Aladdin. Yep....we all over the place like usual. Give us some feedback on Facebook (@EFSpodcast) and Twitter (@EFSpodcast) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 12 - We wanted to stay on the light side this episode and decided to grab a group of random ass questions off of the internet that were supposed to be funny conversation starters.  Well, some of them went left!  Of course we got off track and discussed out utter disgust at Netflix for cancelling some of our favorite shows and about Lori getting around 900 text messages a day.  Yes, 900!!  We also drop a couple of announcements about the live show and bad sexual experiences (the dead lay type).  Ready?  Uh oooooooooooooooooooooh!!!  Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 11 - What does the dating scene look like - Online Dating - Ever been "Ghosted" - Is Chivalry dead - Bubbles chewing things she shouldn't - Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 10 - Back after a battle with bronchitis - The title basically says it all - What do you like about yourself - What don't you like - What's up with neck tattoos - Bubbles needs to eat yogurt - Perception of those who struggle just like you - Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 9 This is the 2nd part of the Communication Podcast. We ended Part 1 with the discussion of the importance of "Sex" in a relationship. Well, it went ALL the way sex! Special guests Ashley and Caleb on this episode give us a different point of view and of course.......we keep it EFS style! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 8 - Social Media Do's and Don't s - Just stop with the filters - More selfies? - This is not a diary - How you sell lip kits and get rich when you were not born with lips - People being savages on Social Media - Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 7 Battle of the Sexes, "I'm fine", What do you want to eat, Sex, Bad Habits in Relationships, The Silent Treatment, Taco Bell and your typical BS we throw at you!! Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 6 What is the true meaning of happiness. Defining what happiness means to you, & how it varies for everyone. Bubbles breaking the unbreakable and plenty of foolishness! Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 5 Life is full of stress......so let's talk about what we do to relax a bit. Of course, the conversation goes sideways (thanks to Lori) but it comes back around. :-) Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 4 Saw opening night and we give you out take on the movie. And yes, Twilight Zone is by Rod Serling! We were tired ya'll. Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 3 Growing pains of podcasting What the hell happen this week Going to go see the movie Us, Some of the scariest things we have seen, Alton talks about how he disliked Black Panther, and plenty of other hilarious stuff. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Episode 2 Thanks to everyone for support. College admission scandal, Parenting, Stories of growing up, First car. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support

Why Everything Fu@cking Sucks. This episode was simply a test run to see if we actually enjoyed doing this. There were no edits or sound production in this episode. It's about as raw as it gets. All episodes after were shown some love and kicked up a notch in production. Enjoy! Abducted in Plain Sight, MJ and R Kelly, Bubbles, Luke Perry, 90210 / Melrose Place Aging, Shape of Water --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/EFSpodcast/support