Excuse Me While I Word Vomit

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Let’s get real! Join me, Sabz, to talk about the things that make you wanna rip your skin off, leave the room, skip dessert, blush, get pissed, put ur thinking caps on or simply have you wanting more! I’ll dig the weird right out of ya!


    • Aug 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 22m AVG DURATION
    • 32 EPISODES


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    Dear Buried Treasure…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 15:36


    Sometimes dogs aren't the only ones who bury things most important to them… and sometimes.. that treasure needs to be dug up. ..no matter how it hurts.

    Bitch hold on… imma bout to fry some bologna

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 8:15


    Ever get real into something… a thought or conversation.. but hungry as hell? Mhmm

    A house full of home grown bobbies part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 59:45


    Follow up w some true Appalachian conversation of upbringing and homesickness

    A house full of home grown bobbies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 48:27


    We have special guests RANDALL and TayTay!!! All the shenanigans and we are all over the place!!

    Why The Fuck Did I Forget I Was A Kid?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 29:20


    Sooooo at what point do adults get so overwhelmed by ADULTHOOD .. that we forget the trauma/stress and anxiety we go thru as kids AND THEN be the dicks that undermine why kids are tired/cranky/dramatic. Jesus Karen… so the fuck are we.

    Homesick

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 24:04


    Are you rly homesick or are u thirsting for an era of time u can never get back?

    Russian Roulette w Time and got smacked right in the mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 15:33


    Don't get winded in a race you're going to lose. LITERALLY stop and smell the roses

    Take off those knee boots and get in that shit..

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 13:42


    Yeah so why are we afraid of getting dirty when it comes to getting what we want?

    Imma Call Bullshit..

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 24:32


    Oh making excuses again? Cool bc imma call bullshit. Get urself off ur ass and change ur damn stars Orik!!

    I Can Feel Shitty If I Want…

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 9:01


    Why do we allow people to tell us how we can feel? It's kind of bullshit really …listen to me bitch a minute

    End Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 29:35


    Stop making excuses and living in bullshit. All it takes is making a decision and moving forward

    Buttholes, Harry Potter and That One Time We Got Caught

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 13:59


    What really happens in bed and how long is too long to keep watching something YOU KNOW you shouldn't see? Lol

    Part 2 of Holy shit u wanna hear this..

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 59:59


    All the politics... thoughts of generational gaps.. issues with current American beliefs and everything in between

    Holy shit EVERYTHING part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 53:38


    We are having intense discussion about covid.. politics... ideals.. and conspiracy. ...Join us!

    Visiting An Old Friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 14:15


    Sometimes you have to dig deep to remember everything that has built your foundation. Don't forget the things on that bottom have been there the longest

    I Almost Beat Gram Gram's Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 6:48


    Sometimes in our daily lives.. shit happens that makes you really really test your patience and whether you should disregard your morals or not

    Quicksand..The Harder You Fight, The Further You Fall

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 26:22


    Sometimes we get into situations that are shit and we panic.. and the more we panic, the more we fight and the worse it gets. Sometimes you have to know when to stop fighting against yourself. #AnxietyIsAWeight .....BUT ... #DontLetItBeAnAnchor

    That 2020 Wedgie Finally Out of My Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 24:16


    We did it.. we made it through.. and I had an epiphany just in my final moments of quick sand

    OMG Stop Looking At Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 18:58


    Is it vain to consider we truly think so many people.. especially strangers take so much interest in us? Cuz they REEEEEEEEALLLLY don't. Lol so calm thou tits and breathe!

    Up In The Gym Just Workin On My Fitness

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 8:29


    Ohhh boy 2021 plz give me a breakkkkk lol New Year New Me? Sure why not ... let's hear your resolutions!

    Wax Strip On A Hairy Man Ass and Thigh High Shit Boots

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 20:24


    Did we rly just experience 2020? And now it's Christmas?? WTF

    Happy Mutha Fuckin Halloween!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 13:36


    Literal and actual complete jibberish of excitement... last nights hilarity at our Pre Halloween gathering and morning aftermath with coffee and beer shits. How's ur Halloween so far?? :)

    “I'll take anxiety for $200, Alex”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 24:33


    And here we are again. Every single time you think you're doing great and then all of a sudden...BAM...you're on your ass and you realize, all of a sudden, you're in a hole again. Welp...happens to the best of us. So, listen to me bitch as I tell you about my little adventure this past week.

    Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 15:08


    Wow we kept getting interrupted.. plz listen to all parts and enjoy, participate, communicate and Tune in for our later episode tonight!!

    Fuuuckk part 2! (There's a part 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 52:08


    We again were interrupted... sooo there's a part 3 to these shenanigans

    Girl interrupted.. Literally (part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 11:31


    This episode is full of nothing but shenanigans... however... it was interrupted by a call (my bad) ... so to finish the full episode.. be sure to listen to part 2.

    Women be nasty as f**k

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 16:43


    Ladies we've tried to make men out to be the disgusting ones, but are we really that different?? Secrets revealed lol and turns out we are gross!

    Ohh Boy.. Those Pet Peeves And Weird Habits

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 20:19


    Those things that just make ya wanna rip your skin right off because they make you itch so bad...annnnd those weird habits about you that probably make others ...well...think you're weird.

    Mommy's Bathroom Confessionals

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 25:44


    What we as parents go through... some funny stories... and what you should remember.

    Plz Check On Your Happy Friends, We're Not Ok

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 18:15


    Sometimes life gets a little heavy. Anxiety is a very common issue that too many people don't acknowledge simply because it makes it worse or their lack of knowledge. Let's sip some tea and vent, shall we?

    Underwear and Cough Drops

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 8:24


    Two funny, TRUE stories about instances when life as an adult can be just as embarrassing and unpredictable as parents at your prom. Super short and fun... just perfect for a pick-me-up!

    Excuse Me While I Word Vomit (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 0:41


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