Half-hearted & very dumb, two friends discuss the films of & their love for America's greatest movie star... Channing Tatum.
Cody Garnett & Clayton Mistler
The Daddy? It's Big. Sandler's first attempt at acting, does it work? You decide. Or listen to Cody & Clayton talk it out. Or think for yourself. Sheep.
The boy delivers water to people who play college football & then loses it one day so the coach of another college football team asks him to be on the team & there's Kathy Bates & Henry Winkler & uh... what else? Something, I'm forgetting... I don't know. Listen to Clayton & Cody talk about it!
The 80's! What fun! So silly! Many laughs to be had in American comedy film starring Adam Sandler. Clayton Mistler & Cody Garnett are talk with jokes & discussion of very important movie. Dumb podcasters say Patricia Arquette instead of Alexis Arquette because because very stupid. Apologize. (episode descriptions now outsourced to Ukrainian 14 year old boy)
Underrated road trip movie? Funny goofs? The Sandman opposite Damon Wayans as two buddys in a movie about... the powers of friendship? Listen to Cody & Clayton discuss what they thought. They disagree!
Golf, but now with more Adam Sandler. Hijinks ensue. Clayton & Cody break down what this movie's really about... (it's just golf)
It's been like 3 weeks & I left this part empty & I don't think anyone noticed.
What if Dog Day Afternoon starred Brenden Frasier & was kind of a wacky comedy? Well no one actually asked that, but here's the answer! Also, Cody & Clayton's thoughts about the movie. Did they love it? Did they hate it? You don't know what because you haven't listened to it. Question: does what I type here make any one person listen or not listen to any podcast ever?
Starting things off with a DOOZY... the alternate title to this "film" was "Babes Ahoy!" so that's what Clayton & Cody are dealing with.
The boys are back! Having seen every Channing Tatum ever made up to that point we thought we'd do the obvious... watch Adam Sandler movies. If this is your first ep, this is just a preview of things to come while we discuss the genius & stupidity of the Sandman.
Cody & Clayton have officially watched every film starring the greatest living actor, Channing Tatum. We list all the movies worst to best & go on maybe the most tangents of any episode. Stick with us for our upcoming project, Adam Fandlers! Coming soon!
Hmm.... This is the final Channing Tatum movie we're ever going to watch (potentially).
What's this movie about? A yeti? a bigfoot? The complexities of individualism & religion within your own community? I don't know. James Cordon is also here.
A bit hard to talk about a sequel without watching the first movie, but here it goes. Cody & Clayton discuss the second spy spoof but, this one has Channing Tatum in it.
Here we go again, Cody & Clayton vs a Soderburgh movie starring our boy, Channing Tatum. Is the hammy southern charm a bit in this movie? Is Steven Soderburgh making fun of the south? Does Cody hate every film Steven Soderburgh has ever made? Find out the answer to those questions! & MORE!
Shameless, cynical, cash-grab/commercial or family friendly comedy? Cody & Clayton share their thoughts about Channing Tatum's "role" in this film & the movie in general. Editor's note: There is a minor audio issue around the 10 min mark that I simply am not talented enough to erase in a way that isn't easily noticed by you, the listener. So, my apologies.
A movie about movies from the "golden age" of Hollywood that stars our beloved boy, Channing Tatum. Cody & Clayton opinions on these movies vary often, but this one? Cody claims he doesn't like Coen brothers movies, Clayton says he likes them. I hope this short paragraph peaks your curiosity to even listen to this episode. Does anyone read theses? Please let me know so I don't have to put any effort or thought behind writing them.
So, let's talk about the movie where people are locked inside a room and succumb to paranoia that's written by Quentin Tarantino, eh? Cody & Clayton dissect & examine this film with respect & care... Just kidding we go on a million tangents & talk sleep training, did you know that's a thing? Anyways, listen to this episode. Channing Tatum isn't in it alot.
Just a small, quiet, simple, movie about male strippers on a road-trip for one last hurrah. What do Cody & Clayton think? Did toxic masculinity get in the way of them having fun? No. The answer is no. They both had fun watching the maybe the horniest movie ever made.
It's usually pretty easy to tell what Clayton or Cody is going to like or hate. If you've listened to enough episodes I'd say you can understand each of our tastes in movies & I think you'd be surprised who liked this movie & who thought it was an insane mess of ideas.
A very emotional episode for one of us for what is kind of an inconsequential movie. Clayton probably gets more worked up than he needs to for a movie that features mariachi covers of Mumford & Sons songs...
Look we're tired. We're exhausted from doing 30 episodes of this. Probably as exhausted as Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Jonah Hill, & the world's greatest living actor Channing Tatum when they made a sequel to a movie about a cheesy action movies that also had cheesy sequels. It adds up, y'know?
Cody & Clayton watch the creepy billionaire movie where seemingly EVERYONE needed to wear prosthetics & weird make-up.
Did you know Channing Tatum was in this movie? Because we didn't! Cody & Clayton go on a lot of tangents because you can't say you love something over & over for an entire podcast.
Oh the White House? It's going DOWN! Cody & Clayton discuss all the fun & joy one could possibly have about watching domestic terrorists storm & takeover a government building.
Man children during the apocalypse learn the power of friendship & some learn to be leaders of cannibal cults. Everyone takes different paths, y'know?
Channing Tatum fulfills a contractual agreement & it's understood within 20 minutes of this movie.
Anti drugs? Anti therapy? Anti Jude Law? This movie is kinda bananas.
Sorry. Technical difficulties. Blah, blah, blah, here is a short version of a regular episode because sometimes people screw up & it's ok! I'm HUMAN! GET OFF MY BACK!
It's the episode everyone has been waiting for! The one our podcast art takes its inspiration. Did it live up to the hype?
Our friends Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill are fake movie cops in a near parody/satire of the buddy cops of a bygone era. It's cool.
A Nicholas Sparks movie that isn't a Nicholas Sparks movie. Tatum & McAdams navigate the how to have a marriage when the wife don't remember things no good anymore.
A spy move where there are... spies! Yes. Channing Tatum is one of them. Not a "crucial" part of this movie but he's good in it. Also Cody is wrong about how good this movie is & Clayton is right. Haywire rulez.
High School reunions, aren't they the worst? Only for people that don't look like Channing Tatum, it seems. Listen as Cody & Clayton bicker and fight like an old married couple about a movie no one has seen. Also this movie is kind of worth watching just for the Chris Pratt scenes.
Tatum & his best pal Joseph Gordon-Levitt made something with less artistic merit than a project from a student with some budget and zero idea what to do with in film school. Maybe it'a worth looking at, maybe you have taste. This "film" is the best version of your little brother showing you his short film he made. He's very proud and it's worth a nod of "good try, kid" but that kid is 30 years old. Actually just watch your little brother's minecraft let's plays... it's probably worth your time.
Channing Tatum plays the titular "son" of "no one". This is a movie about Tatum playing a cop with a mustache and a troubled back story. It isn't fun. Not even a little bit.
Clayton & Cody mostly discuss the production of the Eagle because the production of the Eagle turned out to be 10x more interesting than the actual movie.
Fun drinking game while listening to this episode, take a drink every time Cody or Clayton says something negative about the movie.
It's a Nicholas Sparks movie. Does it break the mold or fall in line with the formulas of other Sparks movies? Who knows. Tatum's in it though, so we watched it.
Cobras. They're gonna rise. Channing Tatum is gonna try and stop 'em. But I don't know, guys.
Cops N' Robbers feat. Channing Tatum for literally a minute.
Fighting. A movie where Channing Tatum does what you ask? Guess.
Put this movie in the ever growing list of sequels that are better than the original.
Channing Tatum plays a cop in a tone deaf movie about the WTO protests of 1999 in Seattle.... so expect a lot of groans in this ep.
What happens when Channing Tatum plays a bad boy who betters himself through the power of dance? Mostly this movie.
Wait, is this... is this an actual movie? Like one that's like good?
First movie with more than five minutes of Tatum but a movie mostly about spike tv’s idea of women and dirt bikes. ENJOY.