Weekly gaming session where we discuss lives, and recap shows
It's back to the grind of "Titans" with more blood and guts and goooooore. Jay is a super star, Zach predicts the dialogue, Alanna says ‘riddle me this’ at work, Rob has a lot of hot takes and Matt should have owned it.
It's a tearful goodbye to Stargirl, and also there's a couple of pretty bad impressions. Alanna dies in a plane crash, Zach can’t remember what was truth and what was lies, Jay is late and Matt can’t believe he’s saying this.
It's the penultimate episode of Stargirl, ever, and what a twist. Matt feels hoodwinked, Alanna calls it, Zach is happy to be out of touch, Jay is mad right now and Rob is living in four months past.
No Stargirl, so Andor can get the finale it deserves. Alanna is sick, Matt is an amazing detective slash genius, ZJ is so observant and Jay is a badass in the boardroom.
Time for insightful conversations. ZJ names the best character in Rogue One, Zach references Ireland again, Matt gets all his history from movies, Jay prophezies and Rob kills himself when he’s tired.
Dedicated to Kevin Conroy. Matt makes a bet, Alanna is sick, Jay has a Snoke theory and Zach reads a book.
Election night edition. Matt loves torture, Jay struggles at times, Alanna hates love and Zach does his civic duty.
Devastating and in mourning of Stargirl. Alanna’s level 20, Zach is triggered by prison, Matt is pedantic and Jay was bumped.
Andor in a winter wonderland. Jay is the best DM in the county, Matt is no filter, Alanna makes a prediction, ZJ considers himself smart, and Rob reviews Black Adam.
The heist is on. Alanna has observational knowledge, Jay hates Beth’s parents, Zach stereotypes, and ZJ loves TIE fighters.
Lea Thompson isn’t here. Matt is annoying and disruptive, Alanna could buy that at H&M, ZJ is both sides booth, Zach wouldn’t mind going back to Naboo, Rob has red hair and Jay is amazing.
Where’s our terrifying hologram? Matt isn’t good enough, Jay is caught up, ZJ has seen Solo, Alanna predicts Dengar, Andrew owns a CD and Zach is a pedantic asshole.
The Star Wars ultra nerds discuss Cassian And/Or Stargirl. Matt is lucky in so many ways, don’t make fun of Alanna, Zach tells on himself, ZJ was robbed, Jay is not paying attention and Rob replaces the dog.
Justice for Barbara. Matt holds everyone to a high standard, Jay wants waffles, and Alanna reads an online synopsis.
The Scooby gang is on the case and Naomi has a segment. Alanna knows how veterinarians work, Rob wants a slow buildup, Zach says “Sylvester McCoy”, Jay is not average and Matt can’t do high school stuff.
The gamers are delighted that Stargirl is back. Zach is easily amused, Jay has a bond with his car, Alanna doesn’t watch anime and Matt names some dads.
Listen up, Titans writers, this is an Animorphs podcast now. Rob is dedicated to the podcast, Zach gives examples from anime, Matt is so easily pandered to, Jay is a martial arts master and Alanna likes the line.
There’s a woke term for that. Matt and Jay both suck and Alanna says “bureaus”.
It's Alanna's birthday and let the singing commence! Zach compares appearances, Jay is in his classy phase, Alanna has a vinyl lifestyle and Matt is friends with Neil Hopkins.
What's your villain story? Jay is namest, Rob has the chest of a 5 year old boy, Alanna thinks about dead dogs, Matt’s stuff is made up, and Zach likes ambiguity.
Could "Titans" actually be good? Matt feels the love, Alanna runs water, Jay knows the feel of the weight of a gun, Zach lives in a heteronormative society and ZJ picks a fight with Celsius.
Password is dick. Rob is history’s greatest monster, Jay is the biggest Titans fan ever and also a dick, Zach goes to a lot of funerals, Matt calls himself a Batman fan, ZJ does it on hard mode and Alanna whips it out.
It's the Matt and Alanna variety show! Alanna misses dancing, Matt is not happy, and ZJ interjects with an interesting historical tidbit.
The gamers try out "Golf With Friends." Matt hates kid actors, Zach doesn’t want to be a complainer, Jay sees vampires, Alanna doesn’t like a hole and ZJ uses a big word.
We wish we had moves like Vader. Matt saves the day, ZJ has seen a lot of people fit in a car, Alanna has a good joke, Jay is spoiled by a movie poster, Zach steals Alanna’s joke, and Rob heats pens on a stove.
Jay's absent and ZJ's the host! Matt is contractually obligated, Alanna plugs subtitles, Zach brings up Star Wars cards and ZJ wants to redecorate his house.
We’re all man children. Alanna will take any excuse to drive off a cliff, Zach recommends a show, Jay gets going, Rob watches SNL on Youtube and Matt isn’t a slap professional.
New Star Wars show, same gamers. ZJ has exceptional control, Matt is alienist, Jay has an explanation, Alanna has insightful commentary and Zach has the floor.
It's the season finale of Halo! Matt starts with violence, Alanna expected faceworms, ZJ was the inferior Warthogger, Jay was begging for a closeup of the eyes, Zach asks the questions this time and Rob lives by himself
It's the triumphant return of Zach, but what exactly is "fast casual"? ZJ wouldn’t pull out his fingernail, Alanna thinks small, Zach quotes Malcolm X, Jay wants to cut off the tip and Matt doesn’t count the stinger.
Picard is over and it's a podcast miracle. ZJ jumps into the fire, Matt has never not made it, Jay refers to Ramon, Alanna wants it glowier and Rob is going to rob a bank at 60.
Technical issues for this one, so Matt is hard to hear, which is probably for the best. Jay apologizes again, Alanna is Zach 2.0, and Matt skips the questions of the day.
Finally some hot Warthog action. Matt is weak, Alanna misses the tubes and Jay finds joy in all things.
It's a new low for Picard. Alanna doesn’t want to talk about pets, ZJ is a sucker for destroyed environments that are a shell of their former shells, Matt reacts strongly and Jay’s life is action packed.
There's a lot of uses for a vat of acid. Alanna does it in alphabetical order, ZJ admires curvy thighs, Matt’s kinky, Jay has trouble speaking and Rob is pro beard.
It's Marvel all over again. Alanna reads the New York Times, Jay is a protagonist in his own story, ZJ’s headphones are broken and Matt picks a place with a lot of dudes.
High school is dumb. The audio gets Jay, Matt’s self esteem hinges on an award, Alanna can’t get a dollar burger, ZJ peaks in elementary school and Rob goes to work to hang out.
Could Picard actually be improving? It's the worst day of Fortnite for Alanna ever, Matt is Stormwatch and Jay is sniping.
The hate watch is on. Matt does his Picard impression, Jay gets out of here and Alanna loves setting things on fire normally.
Some technical issues with this one, sorry about that. Alanna sets herself on fire, Jay dunks on the common man and Matt's game is unusually long.
It's another DC animated movie, this time with a role reversal of Matt and Jay. Alanna should have pulled it out, Matt has the order wrong, Jay disappears for weeks at a time, and Rob seems trustworthy.
The gamers take on the most beloved show on television. Matt has seen a horse recently, Jay says what DC is thinking and Alanna doesn’t want to get canceled.
More like the leaflet of Boba Fett. ZJ doesn’t know about this one, Jay is corrected by Christian, Matt’s outrage is ready to go and Alanna’s not going to rewatch it to find out.
The Mandalorian Season 3 continues. ZJ shops at Costco, Alanna knows how to store sand, Jay is getting away with this one and Matt can’t get over it
What were they thinking? Alanna forgets her best joke, Jay gets goosebumps, Matt is definitely wrong and ZJ has the flag
There's a lot of camping in this one. Alanna doesn’t want to be licked, Matt is friends with Temura Morrison, ZJ calls out Mason, Rob is a Special Edition guy and Jay gives pronunciation lessons.
Zach really is gone this time and the gamers forge on without him. Matt fights naked, ZJ wanted to see that, Alanna is one of those people and Jay knew good looking scooters back in the day.
Featuring some of the dumbest conversations ever. Rob watches on another level, ZJ has hospitable nasal passages, Alanna’s not that sorry, Jay identifies Boba’s daddy issues, Zach is still here and Matt is for reproductive purposes only
It's a jam packed episode as Zach goes on a temporary hiatus. Alanna gives the best take of the day, Zach spits inside his helmet, Jay knows more, Matt is Basic and ZJ has legacy hatreds.
It's the season finale of the Wheel of Time by Amazon. Also discussed is Speed and the Witcher season 2. Matt is angry and negative, Zach doesn't go full Jay, Rob knows how fast trains go, Alanna looked it up, and Jay hates dishwashers.
Everything is Squid Game. Matt lowers his outrage, Alanna makes a lot of funny jokes, Jay goes naked hot tubbing, and Zach loves laser tag