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A group of long time friends tackle the topics of the world with a little beer and a lot of sarcasm. Enjoy the small town perspective on the world’s happenings.

The Mawenz Brothers


    • May 22, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 9m AVG DURATION
    • 340 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Hold My Beer

    Slaughter in the Summer 2025

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 71:04


    The gang go over the spookiest topics they cou1ld find on this years edition of Slaughter in the Summer

    A Ballad of Friendship (Ironically Extended)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 56:25


    HMB presents the tall (and not so tall) tale of Troll and Jason in its entirety.

    Hold My Poverty (pre-slaughter)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 76:14


    The gang figure out why nothing in the studio works right, Danny discovers a effect button on the sound board, and then they do commentary on their first ever horror episode!

    Hold My Hammered Pope

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 70:57


    The gang discuss the passing of the pope, Toon yells about his in-laws, Yams loves Magic the Gathering, and Danny read a book.

    Did I Do That?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 71:02


    The gang are read some absolutely terrible crimes then guess if the culprit is named Chris, Ray, or James!

    Hold My Back Seat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 80:06


    Three Kings went to Astronomicon! Danny met Sting, Chris is a boy Dad, and Toon gets to ride in the front seat!

    Hold My Limp Beard

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 74:41


    Danny daydreams about life as a pirate and Chris relives his time a violin playing horse.

    Hold My So Co Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 98:35


    Chris and Danny argue about music, the gang go over podcasts that might have stolen their name, and Yams got VERY close to joining a cult in Tennessee!

    Hold My Spooky Scooner

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 65:38


    The gang try a beer they all suspect of being expired, and then, go over the world of cryptids! Introducing the B-Rad Memorial Cryptid Corner!

    Hold My Fern

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 70:03


    The gang delve deep into the secret world of swingers and Chris reveals that one book can teach you every lesson you'll ever need.

    I Like the Toon of That

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 78:23


    The gang wait for Toon to get nice and high, and then make him play a trivia game!

    Hold My Yay (Boo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 69:19


    Danny gets inspired to become more petty when it comes games, and the gang make fun of a predator for the smallest of reasons.

    Best of: Reality Television

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 71:17


    The gang do a full breakdown of Love on the Spectrum and Ghost Adventures!

    Hold My Bonding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 58:41


    Danny used a.i. to make songs about the long histiry of H.M.B.!

    Hold My Sterile Place

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 71:08


    The gang talk Jimmy Carter, Chris dreams of over throwing a country, and then go over the top searched terms on pornhub for 2024.

    HMB Saves Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 58:55


    Can the gang save the Holiday from the cruel clutches of the mega band known as Kiss? No.

    Hold My Bagget

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 66:52


    The gang throw a Christmas coat of paint on one of they're favorite games!

    Hold My Lord's Wiener

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 69:42


    Three Kings talk bad hotel reviews, Batman villains, and a poor man with the Lord's wiener.

    Hold My Tribute

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2024 66:40


    Danny got stranded, Yams got cheated, and Chris is grossed out by people on the internet.

    Hold My Detective Agency

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 60:30


    The gang get very confused by a beverage, but then, solve numerous mysteries and discuss the autograph collection that Chris as acquired.

    Hold My Fear 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 64:49


    Celebrate Halloween this year as every one but Danny forgets everything they've ever done!

    Hold My Milk Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 69:53


    Danny became a bush, the gang find a menu for a brothel, and Toon tells tale of a woman chugging mil before preforming oral sex.

    Hold My Duck Factory

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 70:34


    Danny dreams of turning the podcast into a militia, Yams grew up with a bunch of duck tongues in his freezer, and the gang rate wrestlers in an inappropriate fashion.

    Hold My Barb

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 72:10


    Danny finds out his father wanted to be more like the Big Show, and Chris had an innocent dream about a grandma that the gang ruin.

    Hold My Memorial (Be Radical)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 69:30


    The H.M.B. gang mourn the loss, and celebrate the life of, B-Rad.

    Hold My Not Dead Dale

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2024 69:45


    Three King's watch a cat, praise Dale, and get perplexed by the goings on in their kid's lives.

    Hold My Horse Position

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 69:03


    The gang talk about wresting moves, bad relationships, and how Yams' love life is terminal!

    Best of: Time Travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 67:32


    Danny is joined by a special guest to relive two of his favorite stories from the podcast. Enjoy the tale of a wedding gone right, and the gang discussing life as a person that time travels every time they have an orgasim.

    Hold My Long Casket (Baby Cop)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 86:39


    Three King reunite as the gang cover the life and death of Sid Vicious, Yams having the zoomies, final destination, and an undercover baby cop.

    Hold My Haunted Hello

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 69:28


    Chris recalls a ghostly voice saying hello to him, funeral homes after hours, and how disappointed at everything Yams is.

    Hold My Fart (it hit the floor)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 75:46


    Kelly returns as the gang discusses the Gathering of the Juggalos, Danny is very excited for Chris to tale a story about a fart, and Chris miss speaks about what sushi is served on.

    Slaughter in the Summer 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 92:29


    B-Rad returns as the gang go over cryptid encounters, try four different drinks, discuss a cursed couch, and how much Chris and Toon missed each other.

    Hold My D**k Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2024 9:20


    Chris wants people to stop being sad about their dogs dying, the gang try a beer that tastes like ecto cooler, the gang go over 90's movies, and then discover what people suck blood for..

    Hold My Innocent American Gay

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 61:45


    The triangle of power forms to tell tale of Danny's dog passing away, a guy giving women Viagra, and a riddle without a real answer.

    Hold My Hons' Hanes (part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 63:49


    Join the H.M.B-Team for the epic conclusion of a new game, B-rad dusting off an old, unused story, and a completely exhausted Chris!

    Hold My Hons' Hanes (part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 53:52


    The H.M.B-team take over Hold My Beer! Enjoy, as Danny brings a brand new game, Joey talks road kill, a teen dies of masturbation, and so much more! Come back next week for part two!

    Hold My Grilled Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 74:51


    Yams brings upcoming fair food that all seems suspiciously like pizza. The gang discover how scary Chris's brain can be, and a really stupid pregnancy plan!

    Hold My Wide Open Arms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2024 64:15


    Three kings come together to discover three generations of one family are all on Onlyfans, Toon tries to answer a very gross question involving his mother, Creed lyrics, and public domain.

    Hold My Stein

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 71:38


    Danny brings in gifts that belonged to his father, discuss what men should never do, Devil penis, a crowded baby shower, and a wedding they attended.

    Hold My Appetizm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 66:40


    Toon forced Danny to watch episode one, season one, of Love on the Spectrum. Three-fourths of the table enjoyed it, Danny did not. Also, where are the owls?

    Hold My Powerman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 88:26


    The gang deep dive back into the wild misadventures of Marty Jannetty, discuss how to properly prank your bros, and how much Yams loves Powerman 5000.

    Hold My Sheet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 68:36


    Toon and Danny find out a school mate of theirs is following his dreams, and that sometimes, following your dreams may not be in your best interest. Also, Chris is absolutely shattered by a photo of a sheet that his wife sends him.

    Hold My Dude (Sweet)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 63:10


    Danny makes the gang read headlines he found for them, including a bad Hell's Kitchen review, a pretty butt-hole contest, and a man making love under the ocean. Also, Yams's wife and daughter got matching tattooes.

    Hold My Ghost Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 66:34


    Ghost Adventures filmed an episode in the gangs home town! Chris also tells tale of a possessed girl that grew up to be a cross-eyed stripper!

    Hold My Family-Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2024 60:44


    Three king return this week to discuss what a family-moon is and an absolutely disgusting revenge plot. Then the gang is joined by Shayna to play a lop-sided edtion of Password.

    Hold My Juice

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2024 59:40


    The gang say fair well to O.J. Simpson, discover how to avoid demonic possession, and Chris is confused by horror movies!

    Hold My Gaming Chair

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 77:51


    Toon is very excited to talk eclipse conspiracies and then very clearly bored when he reads the truth. The gang discuss conjoined twins and ponder their sex-life, and Chris had a gross encounter at his house involving a gaming chair.

    Hold My Egg Salad Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 69:35


    Yams had to yell at his son, the gang get grossed out by an egg salad sandwich, and one clown gets assaulted while another clown absolutly loved it!

    Hold My Werehorse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2024 84:31


    The gang read more of Jewel's poetry, discover Bloody Mary's Indiana origin, and Danny dreams of being a Werehorse.

    Hold My Bouncy Ball (it means no worries)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 60:30


    Chris confuses Dragon Ball Z for the Lion King, Kelly is lost in the deep end, and Danny has a list of odd adult toys.

    Hold My Killer King

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 74:39


    The gang stumble across an absolutely insane conspiracy theory about how Stephen King killed America's last true hero, John Lennon!

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