Hold My Beer

Imagine doing duster and then waking up on Mars thirty years ago... That's this episode.

Danny made more songs for the group, Yams is continuing to collect grandchildren, and the gang get sad.

The gang go over the spookiest topics they cou1ld find on this years edition of Slaughter in the Summer

HMB presents the tall (and not so tall) tale of Troll and Jason in its entirety.

The gang figure out why nothing in the studio works right, Danny discovers a effect button on the sound board, and then they do commentary on their first ever horror episode!

The gang discuss the passing of the pope, Toon yells about his in-laws, Yams loves Magic the Gathering, and Danny read a book.

The gang are read some absolutely terrible crimes then guess if the culprit is named Chris, Ray, or James!

Three Kings went to Astronomicon! Danny met Sting, Chris is a boy Dad, and Toon gets to ride in the front seat!

Danny daydreams about life as a pirate and Chris relives his time a violin playing horse.

Chris and Danny argue about music, the gang go over podcasts that might have stolen their name, and Yams got VERY close to joining a cult in Tennessee!

The gang try a beer they all suspect of being expired, and then, go over the world of cryptids! Introducing the B-Rad Memorial Cryptid Corner!

The gang delve deep into the secret world of swingers and Chris reveals that one book can teach you every lesson you'll ever need.

The gang wait for Toon to get nice and high, and then make him play a trivia game!

Danny gets inspired to become more petty when it comes games, and the gang make fun of a predator for the smallest of reasons.

The gang do a full breakdown of Love on the Spectrum and Ghost Adventures!

Danny used a.i. to make songs about the long histiry of H.M.B.!

The gang talk Jimmy Carter, Chris dreams of over throwing a country, and then go over the top searched terms on pornhub for 2024.

Can the gang save the Holiday from the cruel clutches of the mega band known as Kiss? No.

The gang throw a Christmas coat of paint on one of they're favorite games!

Three Kings talk bad hotel reviews, Batman villains, and a poor man with the Lord's wiener.

Danny got stranded, Yams got cheated, and Chris is grossed out by people on the internet.

The gang get very confused by a beverage, but then, solve numerous mysteries and discuss the autograph collection that Chris as acquired.

Celebrate Halloween this year as every one but Danny forgets everything they've ever done!

Danny became a bush, the gang find a menu for a brothel, and Toon tells tale of a woman chugging mil before preforming oral sex.

Danny dreams of turning the podcast into a militia, Yams grew up with a bunch of duck tongues in his freezer, and the gang rate wrestlers in an inappropriate fashion.

Danny finds out his father wanted to be more like the Big Show, and Chris had an innocent dream about a grandma that the gang ruin.

The H.M.B. gang mourn the loss, and celebrate the life of, B-Rad.

Three King's watch a cat, praise Dale, and get perplexed by the goings on in their kid's lives.

The gang talk about wresting moves, bad relationships, and how Yams' love life is terminal!

Danny is joined by a special guest to relive two of his favorite stories from the podcast. Enjoy the tale of a wedding gone right, and the gang discussing life as a person that time travels every time they have an orgasim.

Three King reunite as the gang cover the life and death of Sid Vicious, Yams having the zoomies, final destination, and an undercover baby cop.

Chris recalls a ghostly voice saying hello to him, funeral homes after hours, and how disappointed at everything Yams is.

Kelly returns as the gang discusses the Gathering of the Juggalos, Danny is very excited for Chris to tale a story about a fart, and Chris miss speaks about what sushi is served on.

B-Rad returns as the gang go over cryptid encounters, try four different drinks, discuss a cursed couch, and how much Chris and Toon missed each other.

Chris wants people to stop being sad about their dogs dying, the gang try a beer that tastes like ecto cooler, the gang go over 90's movies, and then discover what people suck blood for..

The triangle of power forms to tell tale of Danny's dog passing away, a guy giving women Viagra, and a riddle without a real answer.

Join the H.M.B-Team for the epic conclusion of a new game, B-rad dusting off an old, unused story, and a completely exhausted Chris!

The H.M.B-team take over Hold My Beer! Enjoy, as Danny brings a brand new game, Joey talks road kill, a teen dies of masturbation, and so much more! Come back next week for part two!

Yams brings upcoming fair food that all seems suspiciously like pizza. The gang discover how scary Chris's brain can be, and a really stupid pregnancy plan!

Three kings come together to discover three generations of one family are all on Onlyfans, Toon tries to answer a very gross question involving his mother, Creed lyrics, and public domain.

Danny brings in gifts that belonged to his father, discuss what men should never do, Devil penis, a crowded baby shower, and a wedding they attended.

Toon forced Danny to watch episode one, season one, of Love on the Spectrum. Three-fourths of the table enjoyed it, Danny did not. Also, where are the owls?

The gang deep dive back into the wild misadventures of Marty Jannetty, discuss how to properly prank your bros, and how much Yams loves Powerman 5000.

Toon and Danny find out a school mate of theirs is following his dreams, and that sometimes, following your dreams may not be in your best interest. Also, Chris is absolutely shattered by a photo of a sheet that his wife sends him.

Danny makes the gang read headlines he found for them, including a bad Hell's Kitchen review, a pretty butt-hole contest, and a man making love under the ocean. Also, Yams's wife and daughter got matching tattooes.

Ghost Adventures filmed an episode in the gangs home town! Chris also tells tale of a possessed girl that grew up to be a cross-eyed stripper!

Three king return this week to discuss what a family-moon is and an absolutely disgusting revenge plot. Then the gang is joined by Shayna to play a lop-sided edtion of Password.

The gang say fair well to O.J. Simpson, discover how to avoid demonic possession, and Chris is confused by horror movies!

Toon is very excited to talk eclipse conspiracies and then very clearly bored when he reads the truth. The gang discuss conjoined twins and ponder their sex-life, and Chris had a gross encounter at his house involving a gaming chair.

Yams had to yell at his son, the gang get grossed out by an egg salad sandwich, and one clown gets assaulted while another clown absolutly loved it!

The gang read more of Jewel's poetry, discover Bloody Mary's Indiana origin, and Danny dreams of being a Werehorse.