I Can't Believe I Watched the Whole Thing

...but why is Paul Giamatti here? Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod (Elora says in the outro that we're also on instagram, but we're not) Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

whew boy 2012 was a D I F F E R E N T time. Also this episode art was straight up stolen from Google. Memes are surely in the public domain, right? whatever, we never figured out how to get sponsored segments working on anchor anyway, so this podcast is purely a labor of love... Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod (Elora says in the outro that we're also on instagram, but we're not) Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Hey so we lost our anchor password. And had an unexpected houseguest. And were still settling into our new place. And anyway we accidentally took a two month break. oops. We recorded this in May and honestly I have no idea what we said. Lets all be surprised together!! Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

This movie is bad. Like Alfred Molina is great but This movie is bad. I blame Sam Raimi. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

We're back with your friendly neighborhood Tobey Maguire! Elora and Shelby start their Spiderman series with the original trilogy from the early 2000's. Spoiler alert: Uncle Ben dies. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Hey guys! We'll be back with a Spiderman episode as soon as you can say "friendly neighborhood Spiderman!" In the meantime we wanted to introduce you to a project that we both loved being a part of, "Afternoon Tea Detective Hour" It was so much fun and we're both thrilled with how it turned out! Enjoy and we'll see you soon! Links: Afternoon Tea Detective Hour (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/2DnSIYBn3i6dsHUSMgH8jU?si=9ZDwQnrRSeGftt9NfRR70A Plum Deluxe: https://www.plumdeluxe.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjwg4-EBhBwEiwAzYAlshh7yPvwtzzgrGojUNAEMTcWaJjE6n55_iFrELH2GhGTyoW6Pnfh-RoCFAwQAvD_BwE The Answer to the Universe: http://alturl.com/p749b

Hey guys! We're taking a few weeks off as we move to our new place (yay!). In the meantime, here are the dinosaur Christmas carols we made in December, hope they bring you joy! Blantyre was, as usual, our unexpected guest star. See you in a few weeks for Spiderman!

HE'S BACK!!!! Elora forgot to upload this episode last Monday. Shelby could have kept that bit of info to herself but she chose to follow the path of Eli Mills and throw her partner under the bus (at least no pillows were involved...) Join us for the final week of Dinosaur month (and a half)! Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

This movie was, to quote Shelby 4000 times in this episode, "a lot." Also we're late and we're sorry. Also also why does this movie feature no Jeff Goldblum?? Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Dinosaur month continues with Jurassic Park III which, as it turns out, does not have a subtitle. Alan Grant relives his trauma, Ellie Statler is off living her best life, and Jeff Goldblum is not seen but his presence is certainly felt. It's a time. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Dinosaur month continues with Jurassic Park II: The Lost World! Join us as we cover Simone Biles (yes), brownface (no), child endangerment in this franchise (gratuitous), and Shelby's deep and abiding fear of birds (unapologetic). Also there's a whole lot of Jeff Goldblum. Huzzah! Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

IT'S DINOSAUR MONTH!!!! Join us for our first installment of the Jurassic Park franchise! Monch monch! Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

This is Elora's favorite movie. Join us as we watch the best Batman movie that has yet been put to film. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Jackie Chan. Cats. Cultural Appropriation. Sharks for arms. There's a lot to talk about in this week's entry to the Lego theatrical franchise- The Lego Ninjago Movie. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

We're back with the Lego Movie 2 and honestly, it's delightful. Hear our thoughts on Jeff the unchanging cat and Surfer/Chainsaw/Purgatory Dave, as well as Shelby's dream involving Jason Todd (please stop killing him, comic creators). Find us on facebook at.facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

We start our brick adventures with the Lego Movie!! Huzzah for something we know we like! Find us on facebook at.facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

This episode is as long as Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, and we're sorry. We finished off the RBCU with the aforementioned behemoth, A Miser Brother's Christmas, and Rudolph's Shiny New Year. Blantyre had many thoughts. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

This week, in our exploration of the Rankin-Bass Cinematic Universe, we watched Rudolph and The Year Without a Santa Claus- both of our favorites. Join us for some wholesome holiday cheer, deep dives into Christmas song history, and the usual nonsense. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

We dive in to the RBCU Multiverse to discover two divergent origin stories for Santa himself. This week, we watched Santa Claus is Coming to Town and The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus from Rankin-Bass' animagic archives. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

...except Jack Frost. Our Rankin and Bass animagic marathon continues with The First Christmas: The Story of the First Christmas Snow, The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold, Pinocchio's Christmas, and Jack Frost. It was very long. They were pretty fun, and some were even fun on purpose!! Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

IT'S CHRISTMASTIME!!! :D :D :D Elora and Shelby kick off the holiday season with The Little Drummer Boy, The Little Drummer Boy Book II, and Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey. Our Rankin and Bass movie marathon has begun and not even the Grinch could stop it! Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

We're finishing our Halloweentown marathon with Return to Halloweentown (2006)! ...on Thanksgiving. Next week, Christmas!! Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Are we a week late posting this? Yes. Are we sorry? Also yes. Can we promise to never do it again? ...enjoy the show. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

The Halloweentown fun continues with Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! Get ready for early 2000's CGI and frog people. Also time travel because, magic. It was fun. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Shelby and Elora begin their second marathon- the Halloweentown movies! Disney does Halloween, and we're here to comment on it. Only 23 years late... Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

As we prepare for our journey through the Halloweentown movies, we decided to take an actual journey... to Halloweentown.

Yes, it really is that bad. TW: rape, assault Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Enter the bat nipples. Also Elora has VERY strong feelings about Chris O'Donnell. TW: si, assault Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Shelby and Elora continue the 80s and 90s madness with 1992's Batman Returns. We.... have thoughts. Also hey, we fixed the transition music! You're welcome! Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

Shelby and Elora launch into their first ambitious marathon- the 1980s and 90s Batman movies. Starting with Tim Burton's Batman, it's so far, so good. But how long can the good times last...? Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons (Edit: ...so Shelby forgot to insert transition music and there's like twenty seconds of dead air. Sorry about that. We'll make sure to fix it for next time. Meanwhile use those twenty seconds to pet your dog or cat or iguana. If you don't have a pet feel free to send mental pets to ours from afar, no allergens involved.)