I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet | #TWIBnation

Elon, Emily and Zenya on Vegas, Puerto Rico and how hard it is to sleep. Plus more! FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon,  Emily and Zenya on "pusillanimous," Puerto Rico and using words like "triggered" for humor. FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on the protests in the NFL, calling white supremacists what they are and the debatable merits of candy corn. FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on hot villains pt. 2 and toxic masculinity. PLUS: Elon's getting a Bane mask. FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on unacceptable foods and flavors, how Elon would like his flesh prepared in the event that he must be cannibalized, and getting turned on by malevolent characters.  PLUS MORE. FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.  

Elon, Emily and Zenya play Marco Polo with #TWiBnation. Also: TWiB Apparel, healthcare, and the world ending. Plus more! FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on white supremacy, Trump and Elon's swole in the new League of Negro Archers merch. Plus more!   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on overachiever perfectionism, influencing kids' interests and new developments for the League of Negro Archers. And more! FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on the Bay Area heat, the latest from Trump's Misery Machine and artful dodging when you're white.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on custom TV-watching and Elon's list of archnemeses. ALSO: pizza ettiquette.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on being friends with your kids and archery battles. And more!   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on the League of Negro Archers and Elon's compulsive website hoarding. Also: everything in the news is still terrible. Plus dream analysis!   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

White supremacists and their Confederate statues are messing with Elon's blood pressure. And more!   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on white supremacists and complicit white people. PLUS: Elon's report from the sensory deprivation tank. FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya discuss mindfulness, rats vs. raccoons, and white supremacists forming supergroups. And more!   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved

Elon, Emily and Zenya on earnestness, rage rooms and Gorka. And more!   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya discuss yoga, mindfulness, and people who need to stop. PLUS: Donald Trump vs. spiralized zucchini.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya on Maxine Waters, island time, bar arguments and yoga. AND MORE.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Emily, Elon and Zenya on the oppression of people from New Jersey, making friends after 30 and whether or not screen time is ruining the children.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon, Emily and Zenya discuss healthcare, gentrification, bullethole-chic bars and white people in shark water.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

The morning coffee crew on R. Kelly, Ultimate Frisbee, Dr. Who, and the phenomena of the Generic White Actor.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon must battle goats to protect his family and Emily gets wifing advice from an internet traditionalist. Also: an analysis of the Step Up pentalogy. Plus supergonorrhea!   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon is going on a Lifestyle Change (not a Diet) and apologizes in advance to Emily, Zenya and loyal listeners for his soon-to-be bad mood. The Queen of England's new equerry is black - yay? Also: Climategeddon may or may not be happening soon.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon and Emily talk the Fourth of July, Kardashian-style revenge porn and uppity women demanding luxury goods (tampons). And Zenya knows just what Elon needs: some quality time in a sensory deprivation tank.   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon and Emily recap lowlights from a weekend of trash-ass people saying trash-ass things. Zenya comforts them in their despair. Plus non-gendered babies and sexistwear for infants!   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Emily has had it with Hamilton and is ready to challenge Elon to a duel. Zenya joins to document the violence. Also: “sex” slaves on Mars, Migos does Lllama Llama Red Pajama, that time Elon went to jail, and more.    FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)   I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon & Emily are joined by new #TWIBnation member and woman from Elon's past, Zenya Prowell discussing Hamilton, clubbing, Chaffetz and Thievin' Ass Olivia.    FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Zenya Prowell (http://twitter.com/zenyaprowell) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev) I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon & Emily have a bit of tech problems but SURVIVE. They talk Polyamory updates, confusion as to why DEMs are freaking out about Ossoff's loss, Why people shouldn't have children but will anyway and more.    FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev) I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved.

Elon & Emily return with #NannyGate. Elon's pissed, Emily is un-bothered. Plus Bannon is trolls Sean Spicer, Trump's Lawyer is an idiot and Grocery stores in Charlotte are jazzy AF. All this and more on #IHHMCY   FEATURING: Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames) Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps) Opening theme: Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev) I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved. 

Elon and Emily try to host a show exactly when their little bundle of monster decides to wake up. Plus the GOP can't explain what their healthcare bill does, McCain may be losing it and Amazon bought what now? All of this and more on I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet. FEATURING Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames)   Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps)  Opening/Closing Music Produced by Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)  I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved. 

Elon and Emily are barely awake but the coffee is brewing (yes, they got a new French Press) and they're discussing early morning Trumpnanigans, Silly-Ass Tweets of the day, and a story of danger, struggle, triumph and a raccoon. All this and some coffee on today's I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet. #IHHMCY FEATURING Elon James White (http://twitter.com/elonjames)   Emily Epstein White (http://twitter.com/emeps)  Opening/Closing Music Produced by Willie Evans Jr. (http://twitter.com/willieev)  I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet™ is a TWiB! Media LLC Podcast. © 2017 All Rights Reserved. 

Elon James White and Emily Epstein White debut on this brand new morning show discussing the morning headlines.