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Like the magnificent seven...well 3 in this case...we are back for one last ride....we mean, perfectly normal episode *sob* as we chat about the fantastic Soho festival. You'll laugh, you'll cheer, you'll cry (maybe)...hope you(ve) enjoy(ed) it

The team are back with the best of the fest from this year's frightfest.

The team are back for a new investigation. Does he have a face, does he not have a face, is it someone else's face? Who knows? Join us as we try to find out.

We are back with our results episode. Find out which body part is like Alton towers? Who is the new EastEnders lovechild? and what is the bleakest image of all time. Oh plus the winner of best Giallo. Enjoy!

The team are finally back to pick their favourite Giallo. Expect blood, bad accents, non sensical plotting...and we also chat about some movies. Enjoy!

The team are back to investigate "The Loft" which shouldn't take too long (it's 1 room). Join us up here, won't you? Warning - Contains full spoilers

The team are here to review all things dead and evil. Expect nasty fluids, pizza sorrow, cursed vinyl and we'll probably talk about Evil Dead Rise too. Enjoy! Warning - contains full spoilers

We are back to talk about our favourites from this year's Glasgow event before Mercer joins us for a deep dive into Scream VI. Warning contains spoilers

The team are back with our results episode. Expect film crossovers, one we just can't let go and Mercer to ruin 'As above, so below'. Enjoy!

....and we are back. Thank you for your EXTREME patience. Join us as we talk out favourite extreme horror. Warning contains extreme bickering. Enjoy!

Happy new year, true to form we're late but we're here with our best of 2022. Gasp, cheer and rage as we reveal our top 10. Enjoy!

The team are back to chat about the delights from this year's Soho Horror Film Festival. Expect bullseye impressions, obscene monsters, region wide slander and practically no synopsis (our bad). Enjoy!

We join our friends Soho horror festival and Nightmare on fierce street and Daniel Montgomery to talk slasher sequels. Expect a rough start as we press record too late, and be warned that this episode does contain Jack Black. Enjoy!

The team is back with our Celluloid Screams review.  We run through our top 3 picks of the festival and talk shorts, secret films and Ghostwatch. Expect hypocritical slams, hot grey priests and death by karaoke.  Enjoy!

The team are back with a new investigation. What do drug smuggling, 'you are what you eat' and abject confusion have in common? Nothing but they're all in this episode. Enjoy!

Freshly rested after FrightFest, the team are here to discuss their best of the fest. Expect film title shock, how to watch film 101 and ridiculous positivity. Enjoy!

The team are back with another PSI. Mercer has issues with one story, Faye with another....and Chris is just enjoying people getting eaten. Have fun!

The team are back with our results show. Hear us create new monster movies, talk incels on a ledge and throw out a challenge to the world. Enjoy!

We are back! Nothing says fun summer times quite like one of our bleakest episodes yet. Grab an ice cream and enjoy!

A Jackal, Jackal? It's a Jackal! It looks like a Jackal. Enjoy!

We are back with our results show. Hear us break into song....again, and the 1* reviews cover poor spelling, lifelong Del Toro hate and the dangers of kids with semis. Enjoy!

We are back chatting about creepy kids. Want to find out who hasn't heard of The Ramones? Is dead inside? Thinks their choice influenced a film released a year earlier? Of course you do. Enjoy!

The team are back to discuss Share Or Die. Expect rogue APK files, 'scary' filters, bad handymen, Mercer singing, and we create the feel good hit of the summer. Enjoy! (Warning contains spoilers)

We are back with our latest results episode. Expect to hear Pot Noodle class war, apt sex tape titles and we bus a special guest in from Royston Vasey. Enjoy!

We are back to talk Inside No.9 You'll have to listen to find out all the twists and turns of this latest episode. We wouldn't want to spoil it. Enjoy! Warning - Episode contains heavy spoilers

The team are back house hunting on the latest PSI. Look around with us as we talk 'alt' ghosts, infuriating jigsaws and we get more confused than that time we watched 'Broil' Enjoy!

The team are back with our latest results episode. Join us as we talk instructional hats, sexy sharks, listener coups and go all Blazin' Squad on our 1* reviews. Enjoy!

We are back with our 100th episode as we try to defend the indefensible. Hear about weird sex songs, poor ghost enunciation and find out who's the plunger and who's the toilet. Enjoy!

The team are back to review the Glasgow leg of Frightfest. We may or may not have written this podcast depending on your reaction to it. Enjoy!

The team are back getting all erotic and swept. Join us as we talk ghosts, candle making, clerical errors, birds and no sexiness whatsoever. Enjoy

The team are back with our results episode. Join us as we chat tropical birds, landscaping, Betty from Corrie and rimming. Enjoy!

It's time to get hot and sweaty as we headbang into our favourite Metal horrors. We chat bodily fluids, bizarre behaviour and blatant hypocrisy. See you in the pit!

Join the team as we chat about terrifying furniture and dull pasta. Wildly speculate about 'Nope' and try to keep Kate Nash in work. Enjoy!

The team are back with our results episode. Join us as we meet Herner Werzog, threaten unusual punishment on our listeners and generally forget what we're doing. Enjoy!

We are back with our favourite Serial Killers. Along the way, we talk dirty sketches, dirty flats, dirty sausages and even redefine the meaning of dirty. We're all off for a shower now. Enjoy!

This week we deep dive into Scream 5 and the whole Scream universe. Our lips are sealed here but expect HEAVY spoilers in this episode. 'Yeah, you're going to love this one. It's a scream, baby'

It's the results episode for best Christmas horror. Along the way, Faye masters time travel, Chris goes snap poll crazy and Mercer finally ends a results episode happy. Enjoy!

Here's a late christmas present as we join Soho horror film festival for our new live show. It's time for festive horror seconds as we chat bad vets, bad midwifery, bad Santa's and William Shatner. Enjoy!

We are back with our review of Soho film festival. Expect the first game of 'Whale or waffle', every inside no9 anecdote....in the world, math prodigies and find out which angry listener sucker punched one of our hosts. Enjoy!

We are back with another investigation! What sound does a meteor make? What does alien TripAdvisor look like? Who are Mercer's special friends and when will it all end? Hello Antoine...hello Jean-Paul. Enjoy!

It's our latest results episode. Join us as we ask what's the safest days for driving instructors? Can you know too much about celluloid? Plus we play the inaugural and only game of what's on Mercer's head?

We are back with our favourite Halloween set horrors. Expect business as usual as we get sidetracked by filth, one of us switches support mid episode, and we are not sure if a choice even qualifies. Enjoy!

...and we are back with our Celluloid Screams review show. Expect tales of snoring, boozing, snoozing, and some reviewing. Also tips on how to look after your Willie and we create the new smash hit 'Hoffseason' Enjoy!

The team are back for another investigation. Who has party custard creams? Where is the smallest police force? What is with the hip lingo? Will Mercer get through the episode. Join us and find out!

The team are back with the results episode. Join us as we find out who is peeing in the hallway, Chris demands to see your work and what is Mercer doing with his other hand? Enjoy

The team are back with their latest episode. Join us as we find out what scene made a whole horror crowd squeal. Try to remember what George Newborn's name is and Faye finally talks about US (the film that is) Enjoy!

The team are back for another investigation. What other things are like roller coasters? Is the world ready for a DMV movie? Can memory fit on a floppy disk and how bad is the hospital disciplinary board. Find out here!

The team are back with a bumper results episode. Chris imagines the worst chippy ever, Faye doesn't know or care what you did last summer, 2 of us forget we saw one of the most anticipated films of the year, time loses all meaning and we give our top 5 from FrightFest. Enjoy!

The team are back to talk about their favourite 'revenge' horrors. It may be a packed episode but there's still time for alternative genitalia names, pitching the next great Scorsese film and finding out which of them looks like a deceased vegetable. Enjoy! Please be aware that this episode does contain discussion around issues that some of our listeners may find distressing

The team are back for another investigation and asking the tough questions. Why can't Melissa Joan Hart swear? Is there a stereotype this film won't use? Where did Daniel Baldwin go, and that ending; really? Enjoy

The team are back with their results episode. Expect raging over IMDB usage, beatnik poetry and Noel Edmonds. Blobby!