It's a CSI Podcast

Welcome to our first episode! We introduce ourselves and watch the first ever episode of CSI Las Vegas: The Pilot. Episode Information: SE1/E01 - The Pilot

Join Kat and Teren this week as they discuss casinos and their love of gambling (as long as it's not their money!), suicide etiquette and their fear of heights. Don't forget to make fun of Warrick and his poor life decisions! Episode Information: SE1/E02: Cool Change

Off The Top this is the first time we used an at home set up with old equipment, bear with us as we sort out sound issues. Today we're 30 and terrified about being buried alive, also what is even happening during this episode? Listen as we 1000% make up stuff about manslaughter and detectives. Always remember to bitch about ICBC and shitty drivers! Episode Information: SE1/EP3: Crate & Burial

This week we're live from the couch and loving it, also loving sugar is our pastime. Once again, audio issues abound, sorry for the roughness in this episode, we promise no more buzz in future weeks. We chat about the feet washing up on Vancouver's shores, about partying in Vegas (though we never get to go), and discuss our memory or lack thereof. Episode Information: SE1/EP4: Pledging Mr. Johnson

In this week's episode we finally have named ourselves! We actually chat more about CSI and pick it apart by accident, we flip flop on our own theories and we finally figure out what CSI actually does! Also we're afraid of heights, and delve into it. Episode Information: SE1/EP05: Friends & Lovers

We talk big wallets or small wallets, crying and hating it, loving documentaries of things that happened. Join us as we discuss rape and associated crimes from 20 years ago until now, twists and turns! Episode Information: SE1/EP106: Who are You?

This week we join you from Zoom, the Coronavirus Edition! We reference our CSI book for the first time, chatting Epstein and NXIVM, plus being snoopy as fuck and loving tiny baby Dakota Fanning. Also what would this podcast be without some casual technical difficulties?! Episode Information: SE1/EP07: Blood Drops

In this quarantine edition, Kat is obsessed with Love Island. Who isn't?! We talk loving our shows, watching our shows, and oh yeah...don't forget Animal Crossing! Come for the CSI, stay for the Paul Millander. Episode Information: SE1/EP108: Anonymous

This week, Kat finally remembers an episode! We love full team episodes, chatting plane etiquette and spoiler alert: Sarah and Grissom have a love story. Also what would this world be without some home intrusion anxiety...or are those just ghosts? Episode Information: SE1/EP109: Unfriendly Skies

Welcome to our Makeup Review - I mean Podcast - this week. We talk of plastic surgery and have a crisis of our faces. We aren't even that old! We especially don't like maggots and have to turn away, plus Sarah and Grissom have some sensual character development. Episode Information: SE1/EP10: Sex, Lies & Larvae

This week we delve into a murderous interstate trucker and make fun of the dumb side plots, it's called character development people! Don't forget the usual chit chat of our every day happenings, plus COVID sucks! Episode Information: SE1/EP11: I-15 Murders

The format has changed! This week, our original recording was all fucky and basically not saveable so we re-recorded! We hope you enjoy the mini recap, plus chatting elevators and our non-stop aggravations with audio bullshit. Episode Information: SE1/EP12: Fahrenheit 932

Off The Top we changed the format of the show! Please bear with us as we journey through this podcast world. This week, Nick gets in some hot water and Catherine stands up for sex workers! Chatting classic suspects, having technical difficulties (obviously), and don't be hero, it gets you dead. Episode Information: SE1/EP13: Boom

We're starting off very existential with this one! This week we endure the worst, saddest bachelorette party that ever existed, and chat through some social security cheque fraud. If you're charged with murder or dismemberment, contact your local criminal defence attorney! Also Kat rants about beach cops. Episode Information: SE1/EP14: To Halve and to Hold

Hey y'all we're joining you from bed today! We deep dive on our other favourite show - Survivor. Plus Kat still doesn't remember much, but she thinks this is her favourite episode. We chat strangulation, technology over time, and have really good character development. Also what would CSI be without Warrick having another crisis of gambling? Episode Information: SE1/EP15: Table Stakes

RIP Alex Trebek! Our Canadian Hero. We're talking American politic-y bullshit, we cover a human error case being solved out of case files, and Sarah is super empathetic for a super good reason. Can't she have meaningful connections without being patronized? Not on this show. Episode Information: SE1/EP16: Too Tough to Die

This week, a simple pottery store robbery goes awry. We know we say it all the time, but the episodes keep getting better and better! We chat multiple streaming services, spontaneous combustion, and of course the twists and turns of this case. Episode Information: SE1/EP17: Face Lift

Join us this week as we talk work and having a love/hate relationship with it, being a lady and dealing with the workplace BS, and negligent building inspections. Don't forget our TV show recap! Because what else is there to talk about other than our shows? Episode Information: SE1/EP18: $35K O.B.O.

This week, time isn't real and Kat is home for Christmas. Please forgive the drinking noises, it's holiday time for us, and that involves multiple beverages. We talk hating Grissom's actions in this episode, the development of children like we actually know anything about children, and craft shows and video games. Also don't miss our JonBenet theories and Nancy Grace-isms. Episode Information: SE1/EP19: Gentle, Gentle

Well, it wouldn't be our podcast if there wasn't a weekly mishap. This week we re-record because the audio got fucked up, again! Join "Future Us" as we talk the murder of a deaf student, Kat is home (for good this time), and there's a bunch of dead people in a coffee shop. Tune in to hear us search for words but are too tired to find the correct ones. Episode Information: SE1/EP20: Sounds of Silence

Join us this week as we navigate being hungover from NYE, sharing our TV show reviews, and chatting the royal family with all of their boringness. Also Catherine is being super illogical, characters livin' that #carnielife, and this episode is actually one of our least liked. Episode Information: SE1/EP21: Justice is Served

This week we of course talk about COVID and our government's response to the vaccine, Kat is obsessed with Rust and gives us a play by play, also Kat has a small crisis of leather. There are peanuts everywhere, a gorilla shows up, and it's our longest episode ever! When do you find a headless torso? Probably not often. Episode Information: SE1/EP22: Evaluation Day

It's the season finale! Please, we're just doing this for fun, it's it obvious? This week, we have a hard time retaining any information, we witness the all too common sensationalization of serial killers, and we get very annoyed with Grissom's character (again). The FBI is the enemy, and that's basically it. Thanks for listening everyone, it's certainly been a journey! Episode Information: SE1/EP23: The Strip Strangler

The Wrap Down: If you've made it this far, congratulations. We love you, we love CSI, and thanks for listening! Join us as we chat propane and propane accessories, Kat hating ovens, Apple Watches being snitches, plus having kids and also feeling old. The Cecil Hotel is a hot topic of discussion, but also it's the season finale! Can we please have someone explain QAnon to us? See you next season. Episode Information: Season One Recap

Welcome back everyone! It's the season two premiere and wow we are jumping right in. Join us as we complain, but also enjoy the full team episode, along with weird sibling turmoil and please forgive the "chugging drinks" noises. If we learned one thing this episode, it's that every girl needs hoop earrings, the housing market is fucked, and something's gotta give. Episode Information: SE2/EP01: Burked

Join us this week as we talk real life stabbings, shopping for enjoyment and police impersonators. We have our second full team case, and the character development is on point! Also there's a new segment called Trash Talk with Teren where we share garbage bin stories. If you're looking to get rid of something that may or may not be considered illegal...legit just throw it away and hope for the best. Episode Information: SE2/EP202: Chaos Theory

Welcome back listeners and fellow CSI lovers! This week we complain some more about COVID and vaccines, Teren has a ghost encounter and Kat brings comedic levity to the pod and spills her coffee. We delve into classic CSI tropes, accusing people too early, a rebirthing ceremony, and learn something about electricity! (which we quickly forgot). Episode Information: SE2/EP08: Alter Boys

It's time for our annual re-potting ceremony! We're talkin' plant stuff baby. This episode includes stinky body sludge, some "pixel science," the lack of care for veterans, and a bad high school bully situation. After this many episodes you'd think we'd be comfortable with our sign off?! Not even close. Episode Information: SE2/EP204: Bully For You