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Braces, Pimples, Emotions, weird smells.....yes, we are talking about PUBERTY. Today we're discussing when we started puberty, our cringe worthy stories and how we got through it! 

We’re continuing with our podcast blackout this week in an effort to amplify the black voices speaking out against racial injustice in our country. In the meantime, we’re working to bring more diverse perspectives into our regular content — stay tuned in the coming weeks for more advice for our younger selves with several special guests who can add their own experiences into the mix, which may be completely different (or surprisingly similar) to our own. We recognize that there is still so much work to be done in this fight for equality, and we’re committed to continue fighting for equality, liberty, and justice. Today, we want to take a moment to recognize just a few of the names of the black folx whose lives have been cut short by police since 2014. We say their names to remember and honor their lives, and to remind ourselves and others just how far we still have to go.  ERIC GARNER JOHN CRAWFORD III MICHAEL BROWN EZELL FORD DANTE PARKER  MICHELLE CUSSEAUX  LAQUAN MCDONALD TANISHA ANDERSON AKAI GURLEY TAMIR RICE RUMAIN BRISBON JERAME REID GEORGE MANN MATTHEW AJIBADE FRANK SMART NATASHA MCKENNA TONY ROBINSON ANTHONY HILL MYA HALL PHILLIP WHITE ERIC HARRIS WALTER SCOTT WILLIAM CHAPMAN II ALEXIA CHRISTIAN  BRENDON GLENN  VICTOR MANUEL LAROSA JONATHAN SANDERS  FREDDIE GRAY  JOSEPH MANN SALVADO ELLSWOOD  SANDRA BLAND  ALBERT JOSEPH DAVIS DARRIUS STEWART  BILLY RAY DAVIS  SAMUEL DUBOSE MICHAEL SABBIE   BRIAN KEITH DAY  CHRISTIAN TAYLOR TROY ROBINSON ASSHAMS PHAROAH MANLEY  FELIX KUMI KEITH HARRISON MCLEOD JUNIOR PROSPER LAMONTEZ JONES PATERSON BROWN DOMINIC HUTCHINSON ANTHONY ASHFORD ALONZO SMITH TYREE CRAWFORD INDIA KAGER LA’VANTE BIGGS MICHAEL LEE MARSHALL  JAMAR CLARK  RICHARD PERKINS NATHANIEL HARRIS PICKETT BENNI LEE TIGNOR MIGUEL ESPINAL MICHAEL NOEL  KEVIN MATTHEWS  BETTIE JONES QUINTONIO LEGRIER KEITH CHILDRESS JR. JANET WILSON RANDY NELSON   ANTRONIE SCOTT   WENDELL CELESTINE DAVID JOSEPH  CALIN ROQUEMORE  DYZHAWN PERKINS CHRISTOPHER DAVIS  MARCO LOUD  PETER GAINES TORREY ROBINSON  DARIUS ROBINSON  KEVIN HICKS MARY TRUXILLO DEMARCUS SEMER WILLIE TILLMAN TERRILL THOMAS   SYLVILLE SMITH ALTON STERLING PHILANDO CASTILE  TERENCE CRUTCHER  PAUL O’NEAL ALTERIA WOODS JORDAN EDWARDS AARON BAILEY RONELL FOSTER STEPHON CLARK ANTWON ROSEII BOTHAM JEAN PAMELA TURNER  DOMINIQUE CLAYTON ATATIANA JEFFERSON CHRISTOPHER WHITFIELD CHRISTOPHER MCCORVEY ERIC REASON  MICHAEL LORENZO DEAN BREONNA TAYLOR GEORGE FLOYD RAYSHARD BROOKS

Due to the recent protests against racial violence and police brutality in the United States, we (alongside other podcasts) will be participating in the Podcast Blackout and will not be releasing our regularly scheduled episode for today. We have chosen to use this platform to help spread awareness about the issues our country is facing, and encourage you to do the same! Whatever platform you have to make your voice heard, we ask that you take the time to speak out. Instead of listening to us ramble for the next 60-90 minutes, check out some of the podcasts and radio shows we've listed below to help educate yourself and others on race in America.   We encourage you to do what you can to fight against racial injustice. Support, protest, donate, and educate yourselves — we will be doing the same. To our black listeners, although we can never truly understand what you're going through (and have gone through in the past), we will stand with you and fight to end racism. Your lives matter....they always have and they always will.   Anti-Racist Podcasts & Radio Shows: Momentum: A Race Forward Podcast, features movement voices, stories, and strategies for racial justice. Seeing White Series from Scene On Radio, a 14-part documentary series exploring whiteness in America. Uncivil, a podcast from Gimlet Media that presents a history of the Civil War not often found in school textbooks. Code Switch, a podcast that presents contemporary news viewed through the lens of race and identity. 1619 (New York Times), audio series on how slavery has transformed America, connecting past and present through the oldest form of storytelling. About Race, National conversation about Race and politics Code Switch (NPR), a podcast that presents contemporary news viewed through the lens of race and identity. Intersectionality Matters!, a podcast hosted by Kimberlé Crenshaw, an American civil rights advocate and a leading scholar of critical race theory. Pod For The Cause (from The Leadership Conference on Civil & Human Rights), a podcast created for those of you wanting to effect change, who understand the importance of restoring our democracy. Identity Politics, a podcast on race, gender, and Muslims in America.   For a list of even more anti-racist resources, including books, movies, coursework, & social media accounts, check out this great article from Medium & the Female Founders Fund.   Looking for a 1-stop link for petitions, donations, and other resources? We gotchu! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/   #BlackLivesMatter #BLM

Today we're keeping it light with questions from Sandra's "girl's night" questions game! We also have a special guest appearance from two of our lovely mothers. Also, have any of you ever fried an uncrustable?

Life is full of hard decisions...but hopefully none as hard as some of these questions

Welcome back everyone!! This will be a fun episode to play along with while you're quarantined! Each of us will list out three nouns and YOU must choose which one you'd marry, murder or fuck. 

It's Sandra's 30th and we're drinkin' margaritas. Grab your favorite alcoholic (or non-alcoholic) beverage and play a game of Never Have I Ever with us! Warning: do not play while driving. 

Pap Shmears, am I right?? If you have a vagina, you may have let an OBGYN look up there time to time. Have you ever spent an hour talking about it with some cool lady friends? If not, then come on over! Today we are talking all about our first visits, preferences, weird experiences and advice. 

Quarantine finally managed to jack up our recording schedule, so we're coming in hot this week with a throwback to our most popular episode of the podcast, What Makes Men Sexy! In this episode we invited listeners to share what qualities make a man attractive, and which ones leave them as dry as the Sahara. PSA: We got too drunk to edit this one, so it's uncut, raw, and sometimes incoherent...but apparently y'all are into that so enjoy! 

Welcome back to another quarantine edition: SEXTING! Today we learned a lot about each other and our listeners. The consensus was: NO UNWARRANTED DICK PICS!

We've all had to present our "best selves" in a job interview, but what if we could be 100% honest? In tonight's episode, we give our honest-to-god answers to some common interview questions — and to be real, we would totally hire ourselves 

Welcome back ladies and gents! We definitely all have 1 thing in common at the moment, which is COVID-19. Listen in as we discuss what its like to be quarantined and how we are all getting through!

We all have songs that have turned into the soundtracks of our lives — this special quarantine episode we all unite via Skype to dive into the top five songs that have defined who we are up to this point, from the shameful to the nostalgic, and everything in between. This episode also comes with a special YouTube video of our recording session...so if you've been wanting to put our faces with our voices, here's your chance! We hope everyone is staying safe, isolated, and sanitary during this weird fucking time. We love you and can't wait to see you on the other side of all this craziness 

We're celebrating our own fashion queen Suzie's 30th birthday by talking all things clothes, style, and shopping. Listen along as we share our favorite styles, the challenges we run into, and different ways we use our clothes to boost our moods. Also in this episode: Katy joins us from Quarantine Corner, Blackout Hannah is back on her bullshit, and all of Sandra's salt lamp dreams come true!  Extras: 16 Batshit Historical Fashion Facts That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

Change of plans! Hannah and Sandra are both traveling, and Katy is avoiding both of them for epidemic safety reasons — so this week we're giving our new listeners a chance to get to know us a little better and throwing it back to the episode where we talk about a few of those weird-ass things that make us unreasonably happy. Plus we dive into a little dirty talk...can you guess which of us is the giggler? 

Aunt Flow, the Red Wedding, Shark Week, Code Red....yep, we are talking PERIODS! 

Who ARE we?!? Don't worry, the Meyers-Briggs test knows even better than we do 

We were always told not to discuss religion with friends...but where's the fun in that?? In this episode, we're discussing our own experiences, perspectives, and theories on religion and spirituality. Plus we share what our 5 y/o selves would do with 30 y/o privileges, and Hannah loses her keys, but we find Jesus between Jamie Lee Curtis' legs 

We’re taking a week off to recover from our wild Fancy Dress weekend and to celebrate Katy passing her real estate exam! This week we’re throwing it back to one of our favorite episodes — the one where y’all sent in your own kinky delights for us to read on the show. We love this episode because it reminds us that our listeners are just as weird and raunchy as we are! So...thank y’all for being the best! We’ll be back next week with some brand new content.   In the meantime, here are a few fellow podcasts we’re super into right now — go show them some love! Sword & Scale You're Wrong About Tapes From the Darkside Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Flickin' the bean, chokin' the chicken, jerkin' off, jackin' off, dj diddlin'. That's right, we're talking masturbation. You do it, your partner does it, your parents, grandparents and even your bag boy...especially the bag boy. Listen in as we discuss our experiences and advice! 

My lords and ladies, it is time to pamper yourselves and find your inner peace. Listen in as we discuss #SELFCARE — when we need it, how we like it, and what kinds we're just not into (yeah yeah, we're still talking about self care, ya nasties). "You have to take care of yourself before you can take care of others" —Good Ole Dr. Phil. 

Who run the world?! 

Pornography has been a part of human life since the beginning of history, but for many people it's still a taboo and intensely private topic. Well, fuck that shit — we're talking about it! We discuss some of the history of porn, as well as our first experiences and feeling with it, and how that shaped what we're into today. Whether you watch porn or not, we're here to take the shame out of our sexuality and remind you (and our younger selves) that we're all in this together 

It's 2020! So, wash your damn face and MAKE SOME MOVES! Girl, Wash Your Face is an autobiography and self-empowerment story written by Rachel Hollis about the lies we tell ourselves as women. Listen in as Hannah and Sandra recap the book and discuss their biggest takeaways. In a nutshell, we'd recommend the audio version of this book, so go take a listen. 

Did you miss us!? We're back and SO ready to start season 2. Today's episode is all about New Years Resolutions. We're talking history, our personal resolutions, and our podcast's resolutions. Let's kick 2020's ass!

We're popping Katy's romance novel cherry with our first ever book review minisode! In this festive Target find, Hannah and Katy follow the story of single mom Piper and restless loner Logan to see if they can put their differences aside and find true love in time for the holidays. Spoiler alert: you know they do. Listen along as we talk our way through dusty attic dry humping, cringey Christmas gifts, and a conversation about a 2 liter bottle you'll wish you could forget. Later, bitches!

So long Season One! Listen in as we talk about our accomplishments, and biggest "take aways" from our first year of podcasting. Thank you so much to all of our listeners, we appreciate each and every one of you. We are off to hibernate, relax and regroup. See you all at the start of 2020! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Have a Merry Festivus and a HAPPY NEAR YEAR!!! #Toyotathon #HappyHondadays

The guys had their chance, now we're talking about all the things we find sexy (and totally un-sexy) about men! Also, Taurin isn't here so we're not editing for shit....this is the uncut, real life, real time edition of what makes our panties explode, and what makes our clits run for cover. We're drunk, we're honest, and we're here to party! 

Remember all those dumb, embarrassing things we did to try and make ourselves more attractive? Turns out we just needed a little confidence (and all our teeth)!  We asked the men and lesbians in our lives what exactly they found most attractive in a woman...and what immediately turned them off! This week we're going through their responses, sharing our opinions, and eating the hell out of some Chinese food (spoiler alert: it's super sexy 

Hannah's living her best life in Denver this week, so let's throw it back to one of our favorite topics — oral sex! Tune in to find out why Katy will never drink another Capri Sun, remember that Suzie should set all her social media to private, PLUS a special call-in appearance from our sticker queen, Party Laura (aka Sandra's Mom) 

Yeah...that's not cute, girl 

Happy (almost) Halloween, you beautiful bitches! In honor of spooky season, we're talking about our favorite Halloween traditions, costumes, candy, and more! 

We're 30 episodes in, 30 years in, and still learning. This time we go over all the lessons we've learned (or wish we had learned) over the past 29+ years. Find out which mistake Katy will NEVER make again, why Sandra's dad may be the wisest man to ever live, whether or not Hannah has made it out of the bathroom, and why Suzie keeps her legs closed in the tanning bed! Things we're loving: BetterHelp App! Try it for a free week: https://www.betterhelp.com/rpc/363cc1fabe62cc0b01 

Let's travel back in time to 1993, a time where windbreakers were worn, cassettes were jammed to, and podcasts were a complete mystery. We're talking about the classic film Hocus Pocus in this minisode! IT'S SPOOKY TIME BITCHES!!!

How do you make friends as an adult? Apparently Sandra is the only one who really knows! We explore why it's so hard to meet new people now that we're all grown up, plus Hannah exposes her weirdest fear while Katy runs away with hers!  A few things we're loving this week... Katy loves this spooky little girl book and making earrings Hannah loves Knowledge Perk Coffee Sandra loves the Gamecock's dramatic win over Georgia Suzie loves books about witches and pirates

It’s tiny! It’s terrible! It’s our first ever minisode!! ✨ We’re sharing our thoughts on some recent Hey Bitch submissions from Liz (#ShootYourShot) & Emma, plus we hear back from Makayla! ✨ Listen along or submit your own questions at ListenYouBeautifulBitch.com/heybitch

We're bouncing back from our depression talk and dropping knowledge bombs like a bunch of drunk, unqualified Bill Nyes! 

What up ladies and gents? We are back with Episode 27! Today's episode is Part 4 of our Mental Health Series. We are discussing Depression, Grief and Trauma. This is a heavy episode, but we promise you'll gain some positivity and insight from it!

After a few too many scheduling conflicts (and a surprise stomach bug), we decided to serve you up some throwback action this week! So here's one of our earliest episodes, where you can hear the long-lost compliment circle, learn about our body-image ghosts of the past, present, and future, plus give your opinion on the age-old debate of #TeamTop vs #TeamBottom (it's still tied, folks). We'll be back next week with a brand new Mental Health episode focusing on depression, grief, and trauma....you know, something light! Cheers, bitches!

Sometimes our mental health struggles manifest themselves physically. This week we're talking to mental health specialist Chris K to learn more about the different types of eating disorders, how they tie into mental health, and how to support the people we know who may be struggling with them. We also realize that Katy's the only one who reads our group text, and really miss the fuck out of Sandra (please come home to us!) 

We spend basically all of our formative years in school...but how much of it actually matters? In this episode, three of us go relive the lessons we learned (or wish we had learned) during our school days. Also, Sandra goes to Austria (or was it Australia?) and Hannah's dog throws a Jan-Brady-worthy temper tantrum. 

"Anxiety? What's that? Do I have that? Oh my god..I bet I have that.....what would people think of me?! Am I an idiot? Am I stupid?" Do these thoughts sound familiar? I know that they do for us! Listen in as we discuss anxiety with our special guest, Christian, a mental health professional who specializes in anxiety. 

Ugh, MOM, stop you don't even know! Dad, come on, I promise he's a nice guy! Does this sound familiar? Are you getting a pit in your stomach thinking about how ridiculous you sounded? Majority of the time, our parents were right, I think we can all agree on that. Listen in as we discuss the advice we hated to hear, but turns out, it was the best advice we could have received.

Welcome back to all the humans who have brains! Episode 22 marks the first episode of our Mental Health Series. Today we're introducing the series, discussing our hopes/dreams for the series and sharing our own mental health dilemmas. Let's work together to end the mental health stigma! 

Our podcast is FINALLY at it's legal drinking age! Episode 21 is all about sex. Yes, we know we talk A LOT about sex, but this one is more specific to the truths/lies behind sex. We're gettin' 100% real about morning sex, shower sex, passionate sex and even awkward first experiences. 

Dating...amiright??

Welcome back listeners! Today's episode features two special guests. Ever wanted to hear a guy's perspective on certain topics? We sure do! Listen in as we talk with THE Hoss Bros and DEFINITELY drink too much wine. 

This week we're talking all things contraceptive! Learn about what we use, why we use it, and how it impacts our moods and libidos...plus Katy has a complete mental breakdown inspired by Veronica Mars (thanks for nothing, Kristin Bell). 

Everyone's got a family! Whether it be by blood or not, we want to talk about it, because ALL family is so important. 

Listen, you Beautiful Bitch is a shady self-help podcast where we dish out tough love, naked truths, and some really awkward personal stories. Listen in every week as we go over real-life topics and lessons learned. From money management to kinky sex stories, nothing is off limits! We’re here to create a safe space where women can talk about their real lives without shame or judgment.  So follow along as we laugh our way through the end of our 20s and head into our 30s with a lot more confidence (and maybe a little liver damage).