Mildly Masculine Podcast

The guys talk home remodeling costs, ponder how long one could actually run for his/her life, and break down Hunter Biden's footjob crack smokin home vid.Also we need to know what YOU guys think is a better name for a feet pic/video onlyfans channel:FeetageorFootage Cheers yall!!

On this episode, we talk about the criminal syndicate that is the NCAA, the cultural impact of Borat, and the absolute absurdity of the situation in which Rudy Giuliani has found himself. Holy hell. Cheers.

Hello again, to all my friends. Short episode but we're the shit so it's awesome. Peace and Love

Who else is having Pandemic Depression?!?! :DOn this episode we take a look at how the pandemic is affecting mental health. But don't worry!!! We also talk about OBJ getting shitted on, so there's that.... It's all about balance though, am I right? Anyway, enjoy!!!

**The audio issue only lasts 5 minutes, so don't turn it off :)**WE. ARE. BAAAAACK!!!!!Covid hasn't killed us yet! We briefly recap the chaos of the last six months, then Derek fucks up the audio for 5 minutes, but we rally back to talk about flying Insta Thots out to foreign dictators!!! We had so much fun being back in the studio, and we are going to resume recording and releasing episodes on a weekly basis. Thanks for the love and support! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!

The guys talk social media flexing, then psychoanalyze cops, and then drop some bad takes on coronavirus that did not age well since this was recorded last week....

The guys talk about working with racists, the "origin" of Lent, and the prospect of living with the in-laws.

The guys talk about how sick the old cell phones and iPods were when they came out, alternative music of the mid 2000s, and the discovery of Mad Bum's alter ego.

The guys watch the Houston Astros "apology" press conference, rediscover Rebecca Black, and learn how to extract a load from a dead guy.

Holy shit. I fucking love this episode....From the lady in Iowa asking for her ballot back because she didn't know Mayor Pete was gay, to D Stacks freestyling over the PornHub intro... This episode collosally SMACKS.Enjoy.

The guys talk the passing of Kobe Bryant, the Coronavirus, and masturbation.

The guys travel back in time on this episode to talk about the 90's, Derek's questionable dating decisions, and the Aaron Hernandez murders!! Enjoy :)

On this episode Joey challenges himself to a blind taste test between three light beers! Can he guess them all correctly?! The guys also talk about the creepiest Dateline of all time, and describe what a podcast hosted by our wives would be like.

On this episode, the guys talk body holes, goals for the pod in 2020, and discover their rapper names.**Spoiler Alert**Stay tuned until the end for brief discussion of The Rise of Skywalker!!! 

The guys return from a week off to talk about Christmas and New Year happenings! Derek and Joey talk about what the last decade has looked like for both of them, and then also how Derek got too high at Joey's house on NYE... So that was cool.**Spoiler Alert**The Mandalorian Episodes 7 and 8 discussion at the end!!!

This whole show is unnecessary, but it's not for you assholes anyway. We have some HEAVY Star Wars talk in anticipation of The Rise of Skywalker dropping this week!Send your ranking of the 10 live action movies to us so that we can talk about which movies are most popular!And of course, we break down Episode 6 of The Mandalorian.Peace and Love hoes...

The guys talk Joey's San Diego trip, the K-Pop phenomenon, and the latest happenings in the Hip Hop world.Also, join us for the discussion of Episode 5 of The Mandalorian toward the end of the episode!!

The guys talk about Kanye's best quote of the decade, how consuming media has changed, their Thanksgiving weekend experience, and the magic of holistic medicine. Also enjoy the breakdown and discussion of The Mandalorian Episode 4!!

Happy birthday Joey!!! On this episode the guys talk Elon's Cybertruck and SpaceX, Matthew McConaughey's first IG video, and Episode 3 of The Mandalorian.

The guys talk the origin of the Pledge of Allegiance, Derek's throat gurgles, and Derek and Joey finish the episode by discussing the first two episodes of The Mandalorian!!

On this episode, the guys get hyped for the launch of Disney Plus!! Starting next week, we will close out the show by breaking down an episode of the Star Wars series The Mandalorian. Speaking of hype, Derek and Joey also discuss the ever-elusive Popeye's chicken sandwich, and talk about how TI is a pshycho apparently.... Enjoy!!

Big moves in the studio!!! New soundboard with drops, new chairs, and a dope Mildly Masculine banner! Ambiance on a hundred thousand million...This week the guys talk Derek's Halloween brew bike experience, a chicken sandwich stabbing, and the recently announced Game of Thrones spin-off.

The guys talk Joey's son's broken arm fiasco, Derek's Denver shenanigans, and then Joey's dogs literally escape from his yard mid-episode.

The guys talk average penis size, investment philosophies, and have decided to assist our listeners by giving advice for any and all problems!

Derek and Joey talk theories of universal balance, their individual brushes with the law, and show our FIRST viewer submitted video.

The guys talk failing licensing exams, the idea of Jesus as a tool of war, hypothetical zombie Anthony Bourdain, and mysterious circumstances surrounding a local home invasion.

Joey recaps his trip to Texas for a wedding, the guys bro-science mental illness, share past dating woes, and discuss the relationship between cider drinking and dick sucking.This week we featured a track by local Sacramento hip hop artist Avery Write. Check out the title track Hero-ish off the Hero-ish EP!

The guys talk vaping, Greta Thunberg, and Derek's pilgrimage to Cincinnati, Ohio.

Not every episode can be a banger, but this is free so fuck you.

The guys talk their favorite local Mexican food spots, flirt with the idea of a drift build, and discuss Joey's obsession with Post Malone.

The guys talk the meaning behind Labor Day, explaining Netflix and chill to the elderly, and the Formula 2 crash from over the weekend.

The guys talk extreme manscaping, "wokeness", and take a dip into the Bollywood action movie genre.

The guys talk about Derek being sexually harassed by a lesbian, their round of golf over the weekend, and SPOILERS for The Handmaid's Tale and The Boys.

The guys talk the ethics of lion hunting, primitive human instincts, and the effects of home runs on erections.

The guys talk about how dumb Derek really is, Joey and the groupchat's camping trip, and **SPOILERS** for Amazon Prime Original "The Boys".

The guys talk BMWs, Tarantino movies, and Joey's impromptu Disneyland trip.

The guys talk about Jason Momoa, sneaker flexing, and Derek's bachelor party experience in Austin, TX.

The guys talk about Joey's knee fluid, skinny jeans, and the 4th of July.

The guys discuss college, being high at Target, real estate, and another famous penis.