Moist Definitely

The Moistkateers stop and check in and update with some announcements about season 2 of Moist Definitely as well as a live show on May 6th at Supernatural Brewing and Spirits at 7pm.

This is the last episode of MD for now. I appreciate everyone who downloaded, shared and was part of this wonderful experience. Love you all.

The Bry Guys sit down and discuss christmas traditions, pandemic, and life in general.

This week Bossman sits down with one of our original guests on the show Kyle Forsyth! Kyle has his own podcast “Recently Played with Kyle Forsyth”. On this episode we discuss comic books, music, horror films and Barista life. Catch Kyle on Instagram @iamkyleforsythDownload like and subscribe!

Go out and vote today! Listen to two dudes chat about politics before you do!Jarrett stops in and we chat about presidents, this election, how we are holding up, mental health and Canada.Long live Rob Ford.

This week we follow up with Pizza and Hummus Presents and Hunting Rabbits Podcast, Richie McLonis. We focus heavily on dreams in this episode, but we do veer off on the occasional tangent about the quarantine and the way life is. We talk about comedy and horror films. Make sure and subscribe to Hunting Rabbits on iTunes and YouTube!

This week we welcome a brand new guest to the podcast, a multi-disciplined artist and mental health advocate Devin!Devin is a repainter bossman met on Instagram and has had the fortune of being able to purchase one of his paintings. Devin also performs stand up! Check him out on instagram at DevinParkerJacobs!On this episode we discuss painting, inspirations, mental health, therapy, getting better, and dad issues!Enjoy!Like, subscribe and share!

This week Matt comes back from searching for light houses to chat about the pandemic!It’s a riot!There’s also chat of comedy and plans for the future. We discuss how Deuchler gained a lot of weight, and how we miss you.

Bossman stops in and updates the towelettes to what’s been going on.Topics; Health, Mental Health, Medicine, Marco Gonzalez, New Cat Voodoo, Abortion SignsWe’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week!Thank you for all the love and support!

We finally reach the end of bossman’s saga with the colonoscopy. Of course there’s a story involved with the procedure. Also look to our instagram for a post exam fart compilation.We discuss a lot of topics throughout like Wilford Brimley, other podcasts, TV shows, movies and there’s little talk of the pandemic this week!Hope you enjoy, give us a like and a share.

We seem to have a theme lately, and I don’t want to spoil what’s in store for you this episode. It’s definitely not the same topic that we’ve been talking about for the last month. Definitely not. No more convos about COVID and definitely no more talks of butt stuff. Just kidding. That’s pretty much all it is.

Learn how to avoid COVID. Drunk Uncle’s threatening bakeries. We talk about statues. We talk about voice actors. We talk about the Fourth of July and what we did. Lots of different doctors. Lots of testing going on. We talk about what a colonoscopy is. Pork Rinds. And we end by scarring Matt with videos. Give the FB page a message if you want a link! Like share and subscribe

This weeks episode deals with a lot of heavy topics. We start out chatting about the families and getting updates. We end up talking about current events, not current events and the craziness around the world that we live in. We discuss a lot of different things including voice actors, COVID in the future, mental health, canceled comedians, bad stand up specials, good dads, and Juggalos. I think we need to dedicate a whole segment each week with how much we talk about them. Don’t forget the furries!Like, share and subscribe!

Come on!Listen in as the bossman shares his opinion on Fred Durst. We discuss a lot of music in this episode and have some laughs and fun. Topics also include fatherhood, big milestone for Matt, and drugs. So you can take that cookie!Like share and subscribe!Available everywhere you get podcasts!

Towelette’s! This week we bring back one of our all time favorite guests, the Wolf of Walmart himself Mr. Tony Vacek! Tony comes to us live from the Pointdexter Compound while Marc is out. We discuss white trash foods, what we want to do when things open up, hot pockets, spam, and Bossman shares a video that Tony titles “Cuckadoodle”.Share like and subscribe!

This week Bossman is joined by regional comedian and intercontinental champion Dave Crumbley on the cast. We discuss his one day job, his love of Tucker Carlson, Bernie’s bad campaign, hate mail in animal crossing, bullying, fishing, and his friend Ricky.Like share and subscribe!

This week Bossman welcomes back fan favorite Robert and we check in and see how he’s doing during the quarantine. As it turns out, he’s been working on a few new projects and ideas. We discuss everything from the virus, North Korea, politics, what we think is going to happen, what the new normal might be and we finalize the episode with the Chopped Basket as well as a new segment to close the show out highlighting snack foods I appreciate during the quarantine.Like, subscribe and share!

This week the boys are joined by fan favorite, the wonderful, funny and lovely Dustin Burwell. We discuss how he’s holding up in quarantine, shoes, celebrity deaths, shows our kids watch, what ingredients we would be on chopped, and an unfortunate happening with Bossman’s Bowels.

Today the boys sit down post welcoming a new towelette to the world as bossman welcomes his second daughter to the world last week. We discuss what that experience was like and what each of our experiences was like with having our children brought into this world, among other random topics and conversations throughout the episode!

Bossman and Matt welcome back an MD favorite, Mr. Jarrett Weber! Coming by to promote his new podcast Hey, I’m Walking Here! We chat about porn, what we’re watching during quarantine, what we think the weirdest stocks that have gone up since the quarantine, and come up with a new character for a cartoon that Matt and Jarrett are writing.

Today bossman and Sober Matt sit down and chat about what their first experiences with weed were like. WE discuss a lot of different topics based around weed and try to keep it weed centric, but we do veer off into the woods a few times.

Hope you guys are ready for another banger!Find out why you’ve been missing us lately and what our plans are moving forward.Also get an update on the bossman’s ever growing family! New member joining in 7 days or less.We miss you. We’re sorry. Hear more episodes soon!What are your favorite MD episodes? Share with your friends and family!

The bossman talks about what he’s been doing since he’s been on lock down.It’s a solo episode and a shorty. We hope to be back to your regular programming soon!

On episode 2 this week, we sit down and chat with Ben Langworthy, a self proclaimed stand up “hobbyist” , this episode is definitely a ton of fun to record! We start with the Slick 10.We then talk about how he got into doing stand up, and places he enjoys performing, as well as how his Dad decided to try to bond with him by buying a bunch of bees for bee keeping.Like, Share and Download!

Hey Towelettes!This week we are joined by a local stand up who has been part of MD history since the very beginning as he was part of some of our first live shows at CBW and Rusted Crow!We start off with a Slick 10Dan Turco is a funny dude who is super into music and food per our conversation you’ll hear, as well as he makes Lottery Sausage for his wife.Find out what Lottery Sausage is and more on this weeks Moist Definitely!

This week on Moist Definitely we bring back one of our very early guests. All the way back from episode 10 of MD, we have Valid! Valid is a Detroit based rapper who’s recent release “The Plum Brandy EP” is available now anywhere you get music. We talk in depth today about this new project as well as some of the stories behind how it came about and about the themes behind the creation of the project.MD are huge fans and supports of Valid, if you’d like to check out his music or merch, you can do so at Valid313.comLike, share and subscribe!

This week, bossman sits back and lets Matt take the reigns to ask questions to him. The Slick Ten makes a return. This week marks the both the Bryan’s birthday, so we sit down and have a convo with bossman about what inspires him, what got him into comedy, we discuss some family pictures he brought along. We hope you enjoy getting to know the bossman!Make sure you like share and promote the cast!

Today towellettes we are joined by (as you will hear) one of our favorite stand ups in the local scene here in Michigan. We start this week off with a new segment, the Slick 10. Ellie tells us what got her into comedy, how long she’s been doing it, things that prompted her to start and why Possums are her favorite animal.

On this weeks episode we sit down with the Godfather himself, Bill Morrison! He’s a road dog and comic from the Detroit area. Today we discuss stand up, best friends, marriage, childhood traumas/deaths, and movies! Thanks for the download and share!

On this weeks episode we talk to an intercontinental comedian about the marketing genius that is Moist Definitely when we create Vape The Cat. We talk about GI Joe, cartoons, Miami Connection, Dr. Manhattan, Marco, homeless people, non-homeless rappers.We were all over the place, but make sure you check out Roberts shows at Green Brain Comics in Dearborn, MI!

All the way back from episode one, Bossman gets a chance to sit down with Bret and we discuss how things have been going, Comedy Rumble, producing house shows, business side of comedy, and what his favorite moments were from the Royal Rumble.Make sure you follow Bret and his page Comedy Rumble for some great content and fun shows!

Today the moistkateers talk spicy food, Sesame street live, bad parenting, driveway tipping, and how you can’t tip a cow. We learn something every week here.

We finally hear the bossman’s true radio voice. This episode was supposed to be all three of us, but one of the moistkateers didn’t show up, guess who? So we get a little caught off guard, and we end up having discussions all over the place on this one. Sobriety, blackface scandals, sports, video games and mental health!Hope you enjoy!

We talk about sketch comedy, YouTube, stand up, and boybands!

On a bonus episode this week, the moistkateers get together and talk about happenings from the last week, including weddings, baby stuff, and a Matt brings a story about someone else’s genitals for a change!New year new us.

Today we are joined by one of “Comedy Night At”s biggest supporters. We start off by ignoring the guest as we always do and talk about Deuch’s new baby for a few, then Matt’s sobriety, then we eventually get to our guest and we discuss how she got into stand up and why, her owning a coffee shop, and we have some laughs.

I got together with Shane Dials and Dustin Burwell to break down 2019, but we end up complaining about our shows getting canceled, the way the youth talk these days, and we get kinda spoiler heavy on the newest star wars that came out. You’ve been warned.This was a fun episode to record.Check out Shane’s podcast This Is Funny, Right? Check out Dustin’s podcast 3 Cucks Podcast

Today we check in with Matt about the holiday times and some more serious topics. We discuss alot about what has been going on and bossman asks a bunch of inappropriate questions that a professional should ask, but Matt answers for your entertainment!

Bossman sits down for a quick little solo episode. He touches on state of the podcast hosts, new plans for the cast in 2020, focusing in on MD, moving away from live shows and finally a review of Truff hot sauce from Amazon that made it a selling point.Enjoy and get ready for a new episode with guests next Tuesday!

Bossman brings in Mrs. Bossman to discuss the reasons why she loves the holidays so much and what they mean to him and how they have changed over the years.

The boys are back at it and each other discussing bad whiskey, good advertising, being dads, and the rise of Deuchnation

On a brisk Friday evening in the garage, post Rusted Crow, I sit down with two of our guests from the last show we had, Dustin Burwell and Regional Comedian Dave Crumbley. We discuss the feud between Dustin and Matt, we talk about some gentleman’s moves, and we focus on the negative with Bossman.Like, share, and subscribe!

This week we sit down with one of the Pizza and Hummus boys out to visit and hang out where we learn a lot of information, such as Matt smashing a car into a house, Jarrett’s cousin pulling someone from a burning car, Jarrett is Native American, we talk about the Pizza and Hummus roast, how deuch hasn’t eaten Pazcki before.

Marco from Sitting Down With Stand Ups joins Matt and Bossman in the Icebox Dungeon and rip apart deuch for a while, talk about Marcos 7 kids, an interesting encounter with Matt outside of podcasting, maybe we’ll get heat soon. Make sure you check out Sitting Down with Stand Ups, now available on Pandora, as well as anywhere you get podcasts!

A long time towelette and friend of both the Bryan’s stops in and brings some craft apple cider for the moistkateers to try. Dillon has brought a few things to the cast prior. A few months ago we put an animation on our pages that was done by him. Todays topics range from old jobs that they worked together, chemicals, we define “doing a Deuch”, enjoy the cider and apple jack that Dillon brings, and we talk about cancel culture/racist beer and the rooms being cancelled from his perspective. This episode was a delight to record.

This week we focus more on physical health, such as hand pains and doctors visits. BOssman can’t keep up with his own challenge.

In a bonus episode this week, the Moistkateers get together and sit down to discuss this wonderful Pagan holiday and some of our memories with it and of it. We hope you enjoy the holiday as much as we do and enjoy a BONUS episode of MD this week. Bossman laughs so hard he almost pees himself multiple times. Hope you enjoy too!

We sit down right after our show at the Rusted Crow Distillery and talk about how out of touch with each other that we are. Bossman misses a bunch of points at the beginning, then we discuss booking shows and then we fall into discussions about doctors and mental health meditation. We talk about craft brewing controversies. And pumpkin controversies. Mumford and his Son. We discuss instruments and which ones we play. We round out the episode by discussing parenting.Note: Not presidential candidate, funny local stand up and friend

Tune in this week to find out how Bossman has done with his current challenge while still setting up more challenges to be completed! (Side note, this was recorded at 630am and was supposed to go out shortly there after, but I had internet troubles prior to leaving for the day so I was unable to post it! Sorry it’s out so late at night this week. Didn’t forget, didn’t miss it, just had some tech issues!)

What didn’t we talk about today? Excited to finally get an episode in the books with the very talented Markus Olind! We had a few missed connections and things fall through, but finally we were able to sit down and have a chat about just about everything under the sun, including Comedy, Aliens, Smoking (in general) and society. Markus is a really funny comedian and someone you should definitely check out when you can! Eventbrite event: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gettin-off-comedy-show-live-taping-tickets-75230182501?aff=ebdiglgoogleseo&fbclid=IwAR09PppNxZlAaw_1aV9o1p8a2OLJ48TOT11chZIUJ1BLER_AiD39O1Xa0Bk

This week listen to the Bryan’s be all over the place but mostly discuss Bossman’s last week before he is returning to work and an adventure he went on this week and Deuch’s new project!