Monster Kids

This week John welcomes another guest host and regrets that decision almost instantly. Listen as John grapples with one of his oldest friends and enemy. Also a special guest appearance from Esh Classic. This weeks secret: I wrote this in invisible ink.

Esh has been banished to the Dark zone this week. John enlists the help of producers Aislinn and Jeff to search for her. On the way they talk life, Pride, Celtic faires, and comedy. This weeks secret: I kissed a girl and I liked it.

This week the kids get down and dirty and talk about porn, sex, and pop cultures portrayals of sex. Some how they magically avoid talking about fetishes even though in every other episode they tend to trail off into the topic. This weeks secret: I’m down with O.P.P.

This week the kids have a quick chat about their weekend events. Seeing live podcast tapings, the problems with ordering seamless blindly in the middle of the night, and play testing games. This weeks secret: Reunited and it feels so good

The kids are in it to win it this week. The main topics on the table are the Bachelorette and Overwatch. Two tastes that go great together. John teaches Esh about snapchat and they also talk about the uncharted games for a bit. This weeks secret: At some point john says “gets a lot of … Continue reading Episode 34: Oh Hi Noon

This week Esh is still playing fire emblem, John is waiting for Overwatch to drop. And we break down the weirdness that is the movie Pleasantville. We also talk about famous people who have killed someone. This weeks secret: When i take off my glasses and take my hair out of a ponytail you will … Continue reading Episode 33: Dropping My Seed In Her Basket

This week the kids invite you along as they discuss working retail, how to act like a human when talking to people on the phone, NEW POKEMON and we get back into fire emblem. This weeks secret: Secret Squirrel

John and Ashley are reunited and it feels so good. For the first time they sit together at a single mic to provide you the listener with a more intimate podcast listening experience. They talk about the village people biopic, grey gardens, children’s baking shows and esh’s living conditions. This weeks secret: I wish to … Continue reading Episode 31: Together at Last

This week the kids are back to talk about all the pop culture garbage they have consumed. This week’s secret: yvan eht nioj

The kids are back after being overworked and walking convention floors. This episode is just two friends catching up. This weeks secret: I actually cant remember a single thing that was talked about in this episode. I was laying in bed for most of it.

This week the kids discuss quantum leap and s&m relationships with celebrities. This weeks secret: Toy story 2 was ok.

This week the kids discuss the ethics of pewdiepie and the responsibility of critics. Ashley talks about cosplay and defends young justice and I don’t remember what John talked about. This weeks secret: Only the shadow knows…

This week the kids discuss the validity of remakes and reboots and if they hold up. This weeks secret: I actually know what happened to predictability. The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv.

The kids are back and this time one of them is pretty drunk. Enjoy this pickled podcast discussion of pop culture. This weeks secret: Nothing counts on Leap Day.

The kids talk about fighting the alien menace in Xcom, vape life, and the cultural impact of the purge. Reviewed by our editor as “the worst episode yet!” This weeks secret: This episode has  a 75% chance to hit.

This week the Monsters discuss Ally Mcbeal, bathroom hook ups, and comfort level with pooping. This weeks secret: Don’t blink.

This week the kids talk about mostly Batman and singing sensation Seal. This weeks secret: My power, my pleasure, my PAIN!

The monster kids are back to basics this week as John and Ashley catch up. This episode suddenly cuts off because of a bad recording so there is a whole second half to the conversation that you will never get to hear. Sorry about that. Weekly secret: The second half of the episode

WARNING: This episode contains full spoilers for the force awakens. We do a countdown in the middle of the episode but instantly after its done we go in to the spoilers and it lasts pretty much to the end. The monsters are back in 2016 and John and Rayne welcome Esh as their guest. They … Continue reading Episode 20: A Very Moist and Yeasty Yuletide

This week the kids talk about their busy lives, mst3k, Star Wars, how to find the wrong kind of nerd and lizard people This weeks secret: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

This week the kids tackle superman’s rock based sexuality, Brendan Fraser’s being cheated on based sexuality, 90’s movie stars WHERE ARE THEY NOW? And then they fight about cartoons for awhile and it eventually turns into fetishes again. This weeks secret: There is a treasure map hidden in the declaration of independence.

As promised the Kids talk about Jessica Jones and prep for thanksgiving. Weekly Secret: The summary is short because I can no remember a single thing that was said in this episode. Should be fun.

I hope you’re ready to hear about Al Roker and cruising culture from the 70s. Esh also talks about her anticipation of Jessica Jones and then we get into super power talk. This weeks secret: They are for sure going to talk Jessica Jones next week as well.

Ashley is steering this episode and she follows the sirens song straight into the rocky shores. We discuss not playing fallout 4, John being addicted to Destiny, The Rocky movies, old men having sex with robots, If Elmer Fudd was a racist or an open minded man who was comfortable exploring his sexuality.  Also I … Continue reading Episode 15: Married To Hulk Hogan

Ashley saw Spectre and John is addicted to Destiny. This weeks secret: The secret garden.

Apartments shouldn’t exist in star wars. This weeks secret: Apartments shouldn’t exist in star wars.

John was sick and in the hospital all last week so we are releasing our first pilot episode back when this show was about the show Friends but also about the concept of friendship. Have you ever wanted to know which friend is best? We might have an answer for that. This weeks secret: We … Continue reading Episode 12: Friends With Friends

The monster kids welcome Jeff Kunkel to talk about gender swapped Twilight, My Immortal, our Sonic the Hedgehog OCs. John talks about what sent him down the path of digital art. This weeks secret: The song hot blooded greatly over sells the positives of having a temperature of 103.

Awkward silences are plenty this time. Its low energy but the monster’s talk about the new fall TV shows they are watching and not watching, The YouTube shows they are watching, The sexism of Kermit the frog. The semantics of back to the future and much much more! This weeks secret: John was hung over for … Continue reading Episode 10: Entourage but with Muppets

Coming out with some HOT Pope talk. John went to an SNL exhibit and he tells you a bit about that. Esh is deep into New Vegas at this point. They talk about all the terrible ways British people say vagina. Things get a little dark for awhile but then it eventually goes back to … Continue reading Episode 9: Definitely Not Pope Sniper

It’s part 2 of Aislinn Kunkel’s guest appearance and Ashley and John barely let her speak. They talk about the surprising places you can see Steve Jobs, their favorite and least favorite video games, and a decent amount of tangents. Apparently going unchecked they will talk for 3 hours and keep a guest prisoner. This … Continue reading Episode 8: We Are The Worst Hosts

PART 1 of a very special episode! The Monster Kids welcome Aislinn Kunkel as their first guest. They talk about their weeks, the Accuracy Before Comedy album recording, the Poconos honeymoon resorts, Credence Clearwater Revival, blind cats, the butterfly effect.  Aislinn teaches us all about Depeche Mode and John has some band recommendations. This weeks secret: … Continue reading Episode 7: Pack-A-Day Baby

John and Ashley mostly talk about anime. In the return of the fantastic tops and bottoms segment. There is talk about conventions and partying hard for an entire week. Ashley says “my waifu” without irony and it is generates pure hatred towards her from John. Weekly Secret: The only thing I can currently think of … Continue reading Episode 6: My Waifu

John and Ashley sit down and talk about Ashley’s death and open up a new section where they talk about the favorite and least favorite things. This weeks secret: Come to the pajama factory in Williamsport PA on sept. 12th  2015 to see a comedy show and John make a fool of himself on stage. … Continue reading Episode 5: An Open Invitation to Joey Fatone

This week the Monster Kids step into an area that is thick with danger. They talk for a long time about politics, social justice, and comedy. This weeks secret: I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!

The kids are back and this week they talk about wet hot american summer on Netflix, John’s problem with both Futurama AND Doctor who, and sex scenes in the Witcher 3. If you stay till the end you get to hear a full on intense argument about Harry Potter. As he writes this summary John … Continue reading Episode 03: Harry Potter and The Secret Baby

John and Ashley are back for episode 2 and that’s longer than anyone could have predicted. We talk about property brothers, fan fiction, and John’s dinner with a mysterious stranger. Does anyone read podcast previews? Maybe I’ll just start writing secrets in these.