Serving Ice

Episode 37 Topics include: –OMG! Click Here To See Justin Getting Sued! You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!  –We are the loving saboteurs –Travel –Solidarity for Ferguson, MO –Carlton Mellick III‘s Apeshit –Friends vs Acquaintances in the Feelings Contest  (The Ladder Match) ***Bill called it! Like the good little hobbit that he is, Dylan already went on his trek […]

Episode 35 [featuring the Delusional Loners] **Hey, friends. This episode is a part two of sorts- last week, the Delusional Loners had us on their podcast. Some of the things we talk about on that episode made their way over to this one. While this episode should stand alone, you might have a little more […]

Episode 35 [featuring Kalyn Kratzer] Topics include: –Christianity –Evolution –Adaptation –Parental love Click here to find Kalyn on twitter. Click here to find Kalyn on instagram. Click here to find Kalyn on youtube. Click here to listen to Kalyn’s husband’s first Serving Ice episode. Click here to listen to Kalyn’s husband’s second Serving Ice episode. […]

Episode 34 [featuring Kalyn Kratzer] Topics include: –Makeup –Societal expectations –Insecurities –Baldness –Charm –Gender roles   Click here to find Kalyn on twitter. Click here to find Kalyn on instagram. Click here to find Kalyn on youtube. Click here to listen to Kalyn’s husband’s first Serving Ice episode. Click here to listen to Kalyn’s husband’s […]

Episode 33 Topics include: –Illicit corn dog sales –Bullwinkle and Bulldozer –(Don’t talk to) Cops –The timeline of corruption –Bullying –How doors work   Follow these links for some context: Click here to listen to THE ACTUAL AUDIO of The Dead Kennedy’s performance demonstration at The 1980 Bay Area Music Awards. Click here to read an […]

Episode 32 Topics include: –Censorship –Art –[Name redacted] and [Name redacted] –Media responsibilities –Satan   Follow these links for some context: –Among many other things, Jello Biafra was the outspoken singer of the Dead Kennedys Click here to read bits from Jello’s biography from his label’s website. The events surrounding the raiding of his house are […]

Episode 31 Topics include: –The introduction of a new SI segment, “Bring Bring, Motherfuckers” –Rides for an American themed amusement park –Conspiracy theories –Legends of dead presidents –What inanimate object do you feel sorry for? –A black cat popped Dylan’s tire Follow these links for some context: Starting in 1968, activist / educator, Jane Elliott […]

Episode 30 Topics include: -Justin makes new friends over lunch -SI’s favorite fictional characters -Justin birded -Stackin’ dogs -Our history is fiction (but you can change it) Follow these links for some context: Click here to read about cocksuckers.org redirecting to the NSA’s websitecocksuckers.org redirecting to (as of this writing, it redirects to the Koch […]

Episode 29 with special guest, Tabitha. Topics include: –Tabitha punching a judge (seriously- how cool is that?!) –Dylan getting accosted in a mall, then demanding a more proper beating –A young Bill making a kid send him to the hospital –Tabitha hitting a guy with a big, black rubber wiener –Justin getting yelled at for […]

In Episode 28, Bill, Justin, and Dylan each share a story where they get into a jam, make a mess, or encounter a disaster. Follow these links to just find us: Want to say witty things to us in 140 characters? Click here to just find us on twitter. Want to talk about the episode? Click here […]

Justin and Bill fight homophobia, who is Juan?, Justin gets a new job, Dylan pits Ted Nugent and Fred Durst against each other, answering machine high jinks, homework, Fike Club, and more.   Follow these links (especially the first few): Below are a bunch of wikis from the people Dylan mentions at 23:01-23:32. Please don’t limit […]

Episode 26 finds the Serving Ice hosts recovering from their frustrating standoff by talking about the rights, control, and responsibility a creator has, owes, and transfers to his creation, legacy, and audience. Flow chart to come. Enjoy. Follow these links: Justin mentions the podcast “Scriptnotes.” Click here to check that out. We mention our pal […]

****  Hey, friends! Due to cocktail of unexpected events, unpreparedness, and bouts of depression, Serving Ice has fallen a bit behind schedule. We’re pulling ourselves together this week with the release of Episode 25 on Friday, Episode 26 early next week, Episode 27 later in the week, then when we hit Episode 28 on May 6th, we […]

Bill, Justin, and Dylan are joined by special guest Doug O’Bern. After Dylan promotes Doug to furniture status, the four of them discuss mall jobs, bodily owner’s manuals, ant hills, and personal interpretations of the Christian faith.   Check out these fun links: Click here to find Doug’s personal facebook page, here to find his […]

Bill, Justin, and Dylan sit down to talk about double features, conjoined twins, and the drawbacks of dating djinns. Something about a mantis, too. Check out these links: Click here to find our iTunes page. Click here to find our Twitter-thing and here to find our Facebook-thing. We’re on a podcast network created by some of our friends. If you […]

In episode 22, Dylan talks about a recent adventure where he tried to infiltrate, study, and inevitably mock a group of white supremacists, Justin falls for the KKK’s new PR hook, and Bill reveals a secret about The Sons of Anarchy motorcycle club.   Check out these great (and not so great) links: Click here […]

Episode 21 finds the Serving Ice hosts, along with returning guests, Alex and James, sitting down to discuss a perverted, telepathic money tree, explore the ins and outs of the Fight Club sequel, and talk about artistic integrity, humility, and ego.     Follow these links for some context! Click here for James and Alex’s hitchhiking twitter. […]

Recorded in September, released in March, fermented to perfection. This top-shelf episode aged for six long months until the time was right to serve it. Two of Dylan’s old friends joined your hosts in the studio to laugh over handfuls of candy corn. Subjects include hitchhiking, Japanese culture, the expiration date of Serving Ice (we’re […]

In Episode 19, Justin and Dylan regale Bill with stories of late night fun with strangers. Losing sight of the bigger picture, Dylan gets bent out of shape over pizza, while Justin makes a new friend who may be a ripple in time. Bill talks about going on a casino journey with Dylan. FxTxNxT / […]

In episode eighteen, the Serving Ice crew work through some of the questions left behind from the previous episode. Together, the three hosts boldly confront corruption, racism, stereotypes, and patriotism, as attempt to dismantle the mechanics behind each. Follow these links for as much context as we’re willing to give you: Click here for that […]

In the 17th episode of Serving Ice, your hosts talk briefly about travel stories until Justin asks the ultimate patriotic question. Listen in as they try to figure out how closely admiration is tied to consumption is tied to ‘postrofree’Merica. The usual moral ambiguities abound, but this time… they’re star spangled. Soar on over to […]

Hey, look, it’s our network brother, Chris Rowe! He stops in with the Serving Ice guys to school us on little known facts about history. Of course, our lessons from the past take a detour into civil liberties and makes a pit stop on gender roles throughout history. We finally exit the Road of Days […]

Lindsay joins the guys again to discuss ghost stories and the mistreatment of redheaded people. Should you kick a ginger? Are redheaded men attractive? Do they have souls? Answers to all these questions and more in our 15th episode. Click here for Lindsay’s Instagram-thing and here for her Front Door Decor. Click here for more information about Being […]

In this episode, the Serving Ice guys are joined by super-special guest, Lindsay.  The four of them chat about eating memories right out of the jar, raising clones, sexism, the reduction of human life, and much more. Follow these links: Click here for the Stop Telling Women To Smile zine we mention. Click here for Lindsay’s Instagram-thing […]

Justin, Bill, and Dylan explore life, death, bigotry, thought, desire, spirituality, and free will through the vessel of robotics.  Your hosts take turns sounding crazy, proving the first law of pododynamics (the total sanity of a podcast is constant; sanity can be transferred from one to another, but cannot be created or destroyed). 01000011 01100001 01101110 […]

The SI guys discuss Dylan’s love of gambling, a low point in Justin’s life, and the reality that our finite time on this world is sometimes measured in dollars. It gets depressing, but the guys find inspiring words for each other. Note: We did our best to bleep any out offensive language. We apologize if any […]

Listen in as Justin and Dylan make a big announcement and see if you can follow along with all of the topics they jump to and from! Listen to Serving Ice on Popular Outcast on Episodes 108 and 109.

Justin and Dylan take a moment to reflect on the past nine episodes, talk about the origin of the name ‘Serving Ice,’ then discuss Dylan’s plan to go undercover in a colony of despicable white supremacists. Everything comes unglued when Justin jumps on the Merry Go ‘Round of Progress to talk about our guest appearances […]

In this week’s episode, Bill joins the Serving Ice guys to discuss Dylan’s genius idea on how to revolutionize the modern day calender, Justin’s fear of raising an adopted child with Dylan, and what to do if they find each other dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation. Everybody’s got to have a plan, right? Cover image created by […]

Bill joins the Serving Ice guys to discuss a project Dylan wants to work on, homeless people, prayer in schools, The Pledge of Allegiance, pride in country vs disappointment in government, and the privilege of being born (a straight, white, male) in America. Feel free to disagree with their opinions- that freedom is what makes […]

Has post-Disney depression got you down? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to one day just wake up with flippers? Curious about whatever happened to racist Paula Deen and that offensive Michael Richards guy? Look no further, listeners. Dylan and Justin (along with their boys Josh and Bill) have answers (or at […]

Good day, and a hearty fuckawoop to you. Episode 6 with special guest Bill Russum Topics include: –Dylan’s guilty pleasures –Ironically liking the Insane Clown Posse –Ironically liking Alex Jones Follow these wicked links, ninja! Click here to learn about Big Money Hustlas. Click here to learn about Big Money Rustlas. Click here to see […]

Episode 5 with special guest Bill Russum In this episode we: –Talk about Justin’s guilty pleaseures –Question Miley Cyrus’ cultural appropriation –Discover racism in Disney movies (which is like discovering the color white in a snowstorm) –Unravel a Whinnie the Pooh scandal over 9 decades old   Follow these links for more context: Click here […]

Rubber-band your stockings to your tin cans and fire up that Keratin meter, because when those are the best quotes we can pull from the episode- you know we have no idea what we’re talking about! Episode 4 with special guests, Cody Kratzer and Bill Russum Topics include: –Justin’s belief in meremaids –Evolution -vs- creationism […]

Episode 3 with special guest, Cody Kratzer In this episode we: –Discuss the stupidity behind pig bullets –Rail against bacon culture –Brainstorm a way to create guilt free leather boots (R.I.P. Mooey, the cow) Follow these links for some context: Click here to read more about Peace Through Pork. Click here to see bacon culture […]

Episode 2 Topics include: –Birds –Spiders –Death Follow these links to find us: Want to say witty things to us in 140 characters? Click here to just find us on twitter. Want to talk about the episode? Click here to just find us on facebook. Want to see how pretty life can look with the help of […]