NIMBLE URBAN SURVIVOR

In this special edition episode, Nick tackles several issues that hard working humans are facing today. From how to survive having to go back to the office after COIVD to your son snitching you out to the cops over your drug business. This episode will win a Governor's award from a porn star.  www.cutellicomedy.com Twitter: @ncutelli

 if you're a big fan of the NFL then this episode is for you. Because one of the biggest saddest things that NFL fans have to deal with is the void of having no football when the season is over. Almost makes summer an awful season because there's no football. In this episode, Nick tackles this historic disturbance and has solutions on how to survive this void and enjoy the off-season in a true NFL-style fashion. He even has $1 trillion sports bar idea which can quench the thirst of any NFL fans void past or present. So tune in to this episode because it's gonna win one of those ESPN awards. www.cutellicomedy.com Twitter: @ncutelli 

In this episode, Nick tackles the marketing style of the Buy One Give One charity. Such as Tom's Shoes where if you buy a pair they donate a pair to a shoeless person. Nick believes he has a method that will blow that marketing out of the water. Cause yes you can give free shoes to a person, but what do you do about the evil warlord that will just steal all the shoes for themselves. Nick believes that he has the answer. This episode will win an Emmy.  www.cutellicomedy.com  Twitter: @ncutelli   

Nick knows that bad cooking is something that can start World Wars on a global scale. Every year couples break up when they discover the person they're dating is a bad cook. In this episode, Nick scientifically believes he has the solution to up their cooking game through his own science thingy called "negative algorithm trioxide."  www.cutellicomedy.com  Twitter: @ncutelli  Clubhouse: @ncutelli 

In this controversial episode, Nick tackles one of society's toughest saviors/issues and that is heckling. Nick gives amazing solutions on how to survive not being heckled in life and if you're trying to be a standup comedian. But then there's an issue of the society need to be heckled in order to keep it in check from committing dumb things.  www.cutellicomedy.com Twitter: @ncutelli Clubhouse: @ncutelli Clubhouse Group: Nimble Urban Survivor

Don't you hate it when your boss makes you their friend and you have to spend awkward time with them outside of work. They start to take up all your personal life outside of the office and also hold the trigger to ending your career if you break the friendship. Well Nick Cutelli believes he has some perfect solutions on how you can avoid becoming your bosses friend and save your life, health, and career. You are not going to want to miss this episode bro beans.  www.cutellicomedy.com  Twitter: @ncutelli  Clubhouse: @ncutelli  Clubhouse Club: Nimble Urban Survivor

Hipsters make some amazing coffee, but going to their shops can be like visiting a different country that's not very open to other societies. In this episode, Nick believes he has the perfect survival method to survive the Hipster coffee shop and enjoy the amazing bean juice that they have to offer.  www.cutellicomedy.com Twitter: @ncutelli  Clubhouse: @ncutelli Clubhouse Club: Nimble Urban Survivor

Small businesses are the leg bones of the Earth and Ice Cream shops are the 40-year-old knees that keep it moving. In this episode, Nick gives what some call is the greatest marketing technique since the creation of the 1970's floor cleaner commercial jingle. Nick believes he has a foolproof way on how to get customers in the door and makes KaBillions of dollars. Also, he has created a cure for the virus that bleeds most ice cream shops and that is the "abusive free sample customer." You're not going to want to miss this episode.    www.cutellicomedy.com  Clubhouse: @ncutelli  Clubhouse Club: Nimble Urban Survivor  twitter: @ncutelli  Instagram: @ncutelli   

Nick knows that being a Real Estate agent can be a difficult job, because you only make money if your client follows through with their promise of buying/selling a house. Nick believes he has some great methods on how to become a solid Realtor and be able to make the sale within a month if not faster. From using lie detectors on your potential clients to the Hooters method of sales, the Nimble Urban Survivor is going to change the way homes are sold/purchased.  www.cutellicomedy.com  

In this episode, Nick solves the ancient age-old question of dealing with the wannabe office funny person. You know the person in the office that thinks they are also a stand-up comedian and ruin your life on a daily basis. Well Nick believes he has the perfect solution on how to survive these terrible wannabe comedians, save the world....again as always, and also help you get back to a healthy work life. You're not going to want to miss this episode bro beans.  www.cutellicomedy.com 

Nick tackles the greatest virus that is killing America today, worse than COVID combined with the common cold and that is the terrible office employee that you can't fire. Nick knows that in today's passive-aggressive world that it takes months even centuries to fire someone and it can still have legal/media ramifications that can hurt your company. So Nick has developed a few methods on how you can get your terrible employee to leave on their own accord and save your company billions of dollars. You will not want to miss this episode because it will save the American Economy, because terrible lazy employees are ruining it.    www.cutellicomedy.com   

We're gonna get deep and serious like the Synder Cut in this episode bro. Nick open's up old wounds and talks about his experience back in 2006 of being a substitute teacher and what he had to do in order to survive. He believes he has some techniques you can try to earn the class's attention without having to give up your insanity. You need to listen to this because Nick believes that it should be required that everyone be a substitute teacher for two years. Such how in South Korea High School grads have to serve in the military.  www.cutellicomedy.com

In a never will be nominated for an Oscar award-winning episode Nick tackles the true end of the world question, with guest co-host and doctor zombie expert Dewey Woods host of the hilarious "Uninvolved Podcast." Nick and Dewey dive in deep into an easy-to-use 1-2-3-4 step program that will help you make in the zombi-capable after-life a livable and lovable place. Listen to this episode before it's too late and you might even consider transcribing it and having it tattooed on your back.  www.cutellicomedy.com   Remember to check out my guest Dewey Woods - Host of the Uninvolved Podcast  Website:     www.uninvolvedpodcast.com Twitter:       @UninvolvedP Instagram:  @uninvolvedpodcast

We all know bro that the holiday office party can be a drunk fest, your middle-aged co-workers trying to live the party of a 21-year-old college star. In this episode, Nick breaks down a simple 6 step process to avoid having to deal with the awkwardness of the holiday office party, while still being able to save face.  www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, Nick gets cray bro beans because everyone is offended by everything. From that Dr kids book guy to Mr. Potato head everyone is pissed off about everything. So how do we survive those "offendinators???" Nick gives us tips on how to survive not being offended by everything. Also, how do we shut down these people that get offended. You're not gonna wanna miss this episode because its life-changing and saving.  www.cutellicomedy.com   

In this episode, Nick tackles the age-old question of how not to get in trouble at the workplace for what you post on social media. He knows that co-workers will try and use it against you to get you fired. But Nick believes he has a 3 step process that can stop this madness from happening.    www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, Nick and Liz dive into the history and world of online dating apps. From the personal ads to Amish Dates they cover everything. So if you're still deciding on what dating app to use you are definitely going to want to check out this episode.    www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, Nick brings an East Coast love matchmaking specialist Liz Phillips to discuss how to survive Valentine's Day 2021. We focus on topics of love gifts versus expensive gifts and what romcoms clearly depicts Valentine's Day. Is it appropriate to have your special person send you flowers to the office and then rub it in everybody's face that you got them and they didn't? Listen and find out how to survive what could be one of the most special Valentine's Day's of your life.www.cutellicomedy.com

In this episode, Nick takes on the college educational system and gives advice on how to survive being a non-traditional college student. He believes that having a good backstory is the perfect way to blend in and fit in with your much younger students. So in the show, we've developed four scenarios that we think would work well to help you blend in. Because at the end of the day the term nontraditional student translates to the old person.www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, our host Nick has lost a bet he made on the LA Rams and has to give his airtime to the "No Legs" podcast show. A podcast that takes an in debt look into the many failed TV pilots through history. They were deemed not to have what it takes to make it on the living screen and hence had no legs. www.cutellicomedy.com

In this episode, Nick tackles the age-old question of how to deal with having to see your friend perform in a community theatre production and keep your sanity. Community theatre can be a somewhat fun time, but then people become upset with it and it could ruin Broadway theatre and then lead to an economic meltdown. www.cutellicomedy.com 

The yelp review is the make or breaks for any small business and mom/pop restaurant. In this episode Nick teaches small businesses how to avoid getting bad yelp reviews and here's the trick you don't have to kiss the customer's asses. www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, Nick talks about surviving the awful world of the service industry with special guest Matt Frey. Tales of customers who believe that they are always right and know how to run a cafe. After hearing this you might agree with Nick as he believed there should be a purge day for all the service industry workers where they get to fight back against the rude customers they are forced to deal with. www.cutellicomedy.com  

In this episode, Nick and special guest Holly talk about the art of writing when it comes to the stage and screen. That character is everything and sometimes the screen can numb us to what is really going on in the real yes I said real world. If you're a writing starting out or in night school this might be an episode for you. www.cutellicomedy.com 

 in this episode Nick addresses the issue that's hitting everyone's bank account and that is the rising cost of subscriptions to streamers. Nick believes he has a simple one to four step process they can save you a ton of money but also opens you up to a world where you can see every streamer for the price of only two streamers. Obviously he took a page or two out of the godfather and the Sopranos but as long as you don't get caught by the FBI you should be OK. Please do not tell the FBI or the CIA that you listened to this episode. www.cutellicomedy.com

In this week's episode, Nick tackles how to survive the top 10 phobias that plague the human race every day. People spend trillions of dollars trying to talk to doctors to overcome these fears but Nick thinks he's found a simple one-step solution on how to conquer each one without spending a dime on talking with the psychiatrist. www.cutellicomedy.com **Remember this is a comedic podcast don't try this at home**

In this episode, Nick talks about how to survive the fear of firings in the workplace. The American office which has turned into a Middle School Drama filled Cafeteria is scared to death of fire and people due to frivolous lawsuits. So Nick has come up with the perfect fall guy planned they can save your office boost morale and have the client love you for life. Check it out! To contact host Nick Cutelli visit his website atwww.cutellicomedy.com  

In this week's episode, Nick discusses how to survive the terrible Holiday gifts that people receive from their past Boyfriends and Girlfriends. He goes through fan submissions that describe the worst gifts they have ever received in the past. Nick also talks about the worst gifts he has ever received from his past girlfriends! It's an episode that will bring some holiday cheer to your face!  To learn more about host Nick Cutelli visit his website at www.cutellicomedy.com  

In this episode, Nick breaks down how to survive flying in a plane and not having to deal with the Ignorance of fellow passengers that don't respect the rules of the flight. Nick believes he has the perfect solution and technological idea that he stole from the movie aliens that could save flights for the rest of humanity. To learn more about Host Nick Cutelli check out this website atwww.cutellicomedy.com  

In this week's episode, Nick tackles a social psychological society problem of children being introduced to technology to early in life and it's affecting their behavior and physical activity. This is an episode that you're going to need to listen to so that the planet earth doesn't fall into another apocalyptic scenario all due to your email.To learn more about host Nick Cutelli visit his website at www.cutellicomedy.com  **Remember this is a comedic show don't try this at home.  

In this episode, it's an East versus West on who has the crazier roommate scenarios? From LA people wanting to send everyone to court with law suits over East Coast people locking themselves in their rooms half-naked and peeing in jars. Roommates can be an interesting and crazy breed of human.  My advice is to just get a Dog that can pay rent. To learn more about Host Nick Cutelli please visit his website at www.cutellicomedy.com 

Nick brings on dating expert Liz Phillips who was the original inspiration for "Sex and the City." She shares her advice of what the formula is for a nice first date and also shares a horror story of a first date that took place with a wonderbread man near the United Nations. You're not gonna want to miss this episode!  To learn more about host Nick Cutelli please visit his website at www.cutellicomedy.com 

In today's episode, Nick focuses on what it takes to be an effective 3rd party political candidate.  How can you stand out from the Democrats and the Republicans and possibly be elected to President of the United States?  To learn more about your host Nick Cutelli visitwww.cutellicomedy.com **Remember that this is a comedic show, don't try this at home 

In this episode, Nick talks about a movie production strategy that will save the industry from the negative movie reviewers that are focused on destroying the world. It's insane how movies get negative reviews before the script is even written on social media. To learn more about your host Nick Cutelli visitwww.cutellicomedy.com **Remember that this show is for comedic purposes.  

On this episode Nick and guest Carla Betz the art of the audition and how some people can interrupt the flow of the zen in the room. They talk about real-life experiences they've had while waiting to go into an audition from a man dressed up as Colonel Sanders to a mom trying to give her newborn baby away Nick and Carla have seen it all. To learn about guest Carla Betz I invite you to check out her linktree!!!https://linktr.ee/carlabetzTo learn more about host Nick Cutelli please visit his website at www.cutellicomedy.com   

This is more of a dramatic style prime time network episode. Nick talks about how celebrities and influencers are panhandling to their fans for money. Such as asking for outrageous amounts for autographs and pictures, asking for a shout out payments through cameo, OnlyFans, Patreon, and now the new Fanvester app that literally asks people to give celebrities money so they can make their shows to make millions of dollars. You're gonna want to listen to this episode before the celebrities make us all go broke. **Your Host Nick Cutelli will never ask for money from his fans ever!!!  www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, Nick brings on special guest Holly Lynn who is an actress, writer, director, and mother. They talk about the industry and how it sees the idea of the family in relation to working in Hollywood.  To learn more about your host Nick Cutelli please visit www.cutellicomedy.com 

My microphone was being a little funky but for all you listeners out there who love Dr. Oz and cannabis and sometimes take cannabis while watching Dr. Oz this is gonna be the episode for you. I get a chance to talk with cannabis farmer Mark Walter and his experience growing the plant that keeps on giving. We discuss how the cannabis industry has definitely changed within the last 5 to 10 years and how you can even go to college now to learn how to grow your own cannabis right in the comfort of your own home. This is definitely going to be an award-winning episode it could be featured on the MTV music awards. To learn more about your host Nick Cutelli visit his website atwww.cutellicomedy.com  **Remember that this is a comedic podcast so please don't try this at home. 

Things get pretty Nobel peace prize serious in this episode as Nick takes on the age-old question of how to survive going to Costco. Nick discusses his steps to take to ensure the perfect time to go shopping at Costco and not deal with the madness.To learn more about host Nick Cutelli visit his website atwww.cutellicomedy.com **Remember this is a comedic podcast don't try this at home.   

A historic moment on the Nimble Urban Survivor as our first official guest is brought onto the show. Tyler Price who is a top artist rising in the midwest comes on to talk about his experience as a tattoo artist and even a little about coffee. We agree that at the end of the day that artists need to just take the leap and go for it.  This is a historic episode that you're not going to want to miss.  You definitely need to check out Tyler's work use the links below!!!www.meltyface.com Instagram: tp_meltyfaceFacebook art page: Meltyface Art To learn more about Host Nick Cutelli please feel free to visit his website atwww.cutellicomedy.com  

Don't you hate it when your Ex invites you to their wedding to try and shove it in your face? Well your in luck bro beans, because Nick has the solution on how to survive it and come out looking like a hero. We have to survive these Ex's weddings because if we can't then world domination can happen.  To learn more about your host visit his websitewww.cutellicomedy.com  **Remember this is a comedy podcast, don't try this at home. 

Oh man, bro beans Nick has the solution in just a couple of easy steps so that you don't have to be alone on Thanksgiving day. This could be the episode that is the cure to the holiday blues, it should come with a prescription. To learn more about Host Nick Cutelli please visit his website at www.cutellicomedy.com **Remember that this show is for comedic purposes only, don't try this stuff. 

Oh snap another episode that is going to save the world and also a business plan to make trillions of dollar bills, but no coins since there is a shortage. Nick discusses how to stay sane while working from home with no human interaction and how to use his method to potentially become the next McDonalds or Apple Computers.  To learn more about your Host Nick Cutelli please visit his website at www.cutellicomedy.com**Remember that this is a comedy podcast for comedic purposes only.  

A civil war is brewing between the young and OG gamers. Nick has the solution to how there can be peace and bring balance to the gamer universe. This episode will win a noble peace award!To learn more about your host Nick Cutelli visit his website atwww.cutellicomedy.com **Remember that this is a comedy podcast, don't try these at home : )

You are definitely going to want to listen to this episode as the age-old question of getting your kids to eat is the topic of discussion.  Kids need to eat or it could be the end of human civilization! To learn more about your host Nick Cutelli visit www.cutellicomedy.com  **This show is for comedic purposes only, please don't attempt anything. 

Oh snap this episode is going to save the world as Nick tackles several issues on Instagram from body shaming fitness apparel to food porn killing the human race. You better listen to this episode so you can say that you were there for this historic moment. Nick will get an award for this episode. To learn more about host Nick Cutelli visit his websitewww.cutellicomedy.com **Remember that this is a comedy podcast do not attempt to do these things. 

In this episode Nick creates a simple 5 step process on how to avoid those nosy midwestern neighbors that always want to be your friend. To learn more about host Nick Cutelli feel free to visit his websitewww.cutellicomedy.com  **This show is for comedic purposes only, do not attempt these. 

Former President Bill Clinton stops by for a talk on surviving ageism.  Here's a good one for the old tymer bro beans because everyone that is old can be young again. Just follow these simple steps and you can gain access to the fountain of youth without all the hassle of surgery!  To learn more about the wannabe Emmy winner Host visit this websitewww.cutellicomedy.com  **As a reminder this show is for comedic purposes only, do not attempt to do any of this. 

Woah bro dog this episode might be turned into an Off-Broadway musical because of how bro beans award-winning amazing it is. We take on the FAKE NEWS and how to survive it incase its Fakeness comes after you. So we provide the real truth FAKE news. Didn't your head just spin thinking about that??? Click to listen now!  To learn more about your E-List Celebrity Host Nick Cutelli visitwww.cutellicomedy.com **Disclaimer this podcast is for comedic purposes only, do not attempt these. 

What up bro beans this is a cray cray episode. Nicks tackles posts from Reddit and things get deep like a Lifetime Movie.  Topics he covers are -Craigslist-COVID 19-Intramural Sports-BONUS CONTENT - How to become a professional runner without the running!  To learn more about host Nick Cutelli please visit his website www.cutellicomedy.com **Remember this show is for comedic purposes please do not attempt to do these at home. 

This one is crazy bro. You've seen the Godfather and the Sopranos right? Nick breaks down how Micro Social Media Influencers are shaking down small business for free stuff for shout outs! Listen and find out how your small business can survive a shake down.  This podcast will for sure get a ton of one star reviews after they find out what Nick's talking about.  To learn more about Host Nick Cutelli visit his website www.cutellicomedy.com **Remember this podcast is for comedic purposes only, do not attempt to actually do this.