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The 1/6 Commission testimony makes it clear that QAnon doesn't really think Blue Lives Matter. Trump is getting even more pilled and somebody finally called out Tucker Carlson for being an awful person.

Patriots have kidnapped L so Mike Rains and Sarge have to hold down the fort and talk about the drama around Telegram, the 1/6 committee or committees, and FOX News doing a drastic 180 on vaccines.

With Sarge off the grid Mike Rains and L turn to Existential Dread Locks to be our Co-Host this week as we talk about the Cuba, France, Tucker, and all the standard QAnon madness you come to expect from the Podcast.

QAnon has finally settled on a final verdict on Ashli Babbitt. Also Trump is suing everyone and Tucker is in some hot water.

John McAfee is dead and QAnon has some questions about that. The Trump Org is about to be indicted and Tucker Carlson thinks the NSA is out to get him. There is a lot to talk about plus your questions.

The GOP tries to make up a scary new boogeyman. Also the Audit continues to drag on and Trump continues to lie about returning to power. Also will Dong bring down the Dems?

We discuss the FBI's warnings about QAnon and the fact that QAnon now thinks the FBI were the masterminds behind the attack on the Capitol. All this plus the Clinton Body Count rises and your questions leading us way off the beaten path.

Trump thinks a coup will reinstall him into power and some of his flunkies are willing to tell him that. Trump also may or may not have worn his pants backwards. Join the crew and guest host Dapper Gander for the discussion on these vital issues.

Mike Rains interviews Scott Webster on the subject of vaccines, COVID, and how Andrew Wakefield got us all into this mess.

Michael Flynn wants a coup and then says he didn't say that. "Q" posts and then it turns out that B isn't Q and Ron Watkins isn't going to do any of this stuff again.

A Grand Jury might indict Trump. Matt Gaetz has even more bad things happen to him. Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to be a disgrace and QAnon promoters deal with GhostEzra revealing his power level and becoming a raging anti-Semite.

Will Trump go to jail? Will Matt Gaetz go to jail? The QShaman is in jail and his lawyer has some dumb things to say.

Jordan Sather says he wants to fight Poker. will Poker accept? Liz Cheney has been kicked out of GOP leadership, what does this mean for the GOP and sanity in general? Plus more Lin Wood craziness, QAnon's burning hatred for Caitlyn Jenner, and more.

Mike Rains takes a deep dive into the assassination of President Kennedy. If you would like to hear the rest of this episode and have access to all our premium content go to Patreon.com/pokerpolitics and sign up for 5 dollars a month to have access to an hour+ of bonus content a week.

Preview for Episode 1 of Caballin'. If you would like to hear the rest of this episode and have access to all our premium content go to Patreon.com/pokerpolitics and sign up for 5 dollars a month for an hour+ of bonus content every week.

Matt Gaetz appears to be heading ever closer to jail and Lin Wood appears ever closer to the nuthouse. Also Trump started a live journal, and the MyPillow Guy blew a lot of money to make a failed website.

The Audit in Arizona is going to overturn the results of the election, or maybe it won't, but QAnon has got to keep hope alive somehow. Also the media is lying about Biden and Tucker Carlson is still insane.

Sarge is busy with the download from the COVID vaccine so Mike and L have to carry the load. George Floyd's killer has been convicted. Lin Wood has gone insane and Tucker is Tucker.

QAnon has very different reactions to what the fate of the cop who shot Ashli Babbitt and the cop who killed George Floyd should be. Also Matt Gaetz continues his legal adventures and right wing social media gets even more crowded with Frank fighting for market share.

Ron Watkins is revealed to be Q. Pizzagaetz continues to get worse and worse for the embattled congressman. Trump scams his followers and the Washington Post gets mad at Travis View.

We got breaking news about Matt Gaetz being a possible pedophile and Mike reviews the latest 2 episodes of the HBO QAnon documentary.

The first two episodes of the QAnon documentary on HBO have aired. We try to figure out if they are good or bad while also dealing with the fact that our President is likely a hologram.

QAnon has to pick sides in the fight between Tucker Carlson and the military plus South Park decides to tackle QAnon.

Dr. Seuss has been canceled and QAnon is picking sides in a fight where they hate everyone, also way more Smurf talk than you ever thought possible.

Mike Rains interviews Reverend Derek Kubilus to find out how QAnon has impacted his life, his church, and what the reaction has been from his appearance on 60 Minutes.

From Nazi Runes to Trump telling people to take vaccines CPAC had all sorts of craziness and the AiH crew is here to talk about that and other current events.

Mike gets accused of being a QAnon supporter. 60 Minutes airs a not good segment on QAnon. We answer the questions "What is Operation Lockstep?" and "What is a podcast that's inside a podcast?"

Rush Limbaugh is dead and Texas is frozen. We cover this and other right wing tomfoolery and also go way off the rails about Babylon 5 and Rufio.

L Yells Turbo Teen

That scoundrel Trump got himself impeached again, will the Senate find the nerve to convict him? Almost assuredly not. While that's all happening we also go back to the old drops as we head towards QDrop 72 and the end of the story Q was trying to tell.

QAnon is waiting for Daddy Trump and while they wait they will try to bring down the global economy via Gamestop stock and buying up all the silver. Will this work? Time will tell.

Trump's out of office and QAnon has to scramble to make sense of the world where their God is no longer the God Emperor. Find out how they are handling this, plus the GOP and FOX News embrace QAnon

Biden's sworn in as President and the flailing and screaming of QAnon begins in earnest. How are they reacting to reality's cruel intrusion? Find out here.

We got flooded by listener questions so we answered as many questions as we could before talking about the mass QAnon bans and Trump getting himself impeached yet again.

We get really angry about the halls of Congress being stormed by MAGA/QAnon and laugh at their attempts to scream "False flag" over everything.

The Nashville Bombing, 2,000 Stimulus checks we're not getting. An objection at the Electoral College, QDrops, all this and so much more!

January 6th is coming ever closer. Will Trump win the Electoral College? Will we fall off the edge of the flat earth? So many questions, so few answers.

SCOTUS says no to the Kraken and Texas. QAnon holds out hopes for things that will not happen and the guys argue about cakes, pies, and pizzas.

The flailing lawsuits of the flailing Trump administration are going as poorly as you can expect. We review old QDrops and find a hilarious promise for a new 911 that Patriots can use to snitch on the Cabal.

Poker, Sarge, and L go over all the crazy conspiracy theories surrounding the 2020 election and go back to the good old days when Q tried on his QDrops.

QAnon still isn't giving up hope of a Trump win. We dig into the old QDrops and find out what is supposed to happen if Biden really did win this election and how we'll know if Q is on the level or not.

We go over the ever evolving ways QAnon thinks Trump can pull this election out and laugh at the absurd nature of it all.

Poker, Sarge, and L bask in the election finally being over while QAnon continues to believe that the Stormwave is nigh upon us.

Poker, L, and Sarge talk about the madness that happened before and after election day and their thoughts on what it all means for America and QAnon.

We get cover the Hunter Biden Laptop news and we arrive at QDrops 34 and 35 and find out that the world is about to be saved and Q can finally sign off and rest easy. Also we deal with the mighty WAVESTORM that shall arrive at some point.

I deal with the horror of the election, how I think QAnon will handle Trump losing, and take lots of questions.

It's the Trump 2020 campaign and we're replaying all the Pizzagate hits from 2016. That and this batch of QDrops is weak stuff but we gotta tell the story as Q told it because learning just how crummy Q is makes mocking him that much more enjoyable.

I cover QAnon's not great story about the 2020 election and review "JFK: Smoking Gun" and explain why it doesn't make any sense.

I try to power through a sore throat and my mic being an issue to talk about how QAnon will never get what they want, how they got banned from Youtube today, and your questions.

Trump's campaigning on "If you elect me, your enemies go to jail" which is normal and fine and not at all a terrible thing that could lead to unrest when he loses.

Ranked Choice Voting is good, QAnon is bad. This and many other controversial takes in this podcast.