RCM On Tap

-Killer and Jen encounter the worst customer service EVER -Bio may be caught in a TRON-type universe

-The team totally fails at realizing it's Cinco de Mayo until the very end of the episode -What would we do with a Meeseeks box? -Bio gets a pretty good zinger at about the 33:20 mark -Fatigue sets in, and horrible fan fics are proposed

-An elderly penguin in Japan falls in love with a waifu -The guys practice dubbing voiceovers for On Tap -Killer's dream is for a massive community round of Player Unknown Battlegrounds that turns into The Most Dangerous Game (Varyar's gonna GIT YOUUUU!)

-It's Crown Day! -Killer lost something important at work. Jen and Bio aren't being helpful. -Jen makes the guys play their least favorite game ever: Fact or Crap!

-The mighty hunter has returned from his hambush! -Bio really, really hates spreadsheets, which should not be used as databases. Ever. -Hax is just happy about his three-day weekend

-The new Ghost in the Shell trailer gives Bio hope for his trans-Asian leanings -Killer keeps breaking shit. Repeatedly. (But he made a new friend!) -Jen is super excited about The Book Thieves

-Killer is hopeful that Bomb Tech Jen will be more helpful than Bio -These hopes are dashed early. Bio is now the supervisor. -Next time, spring for the Diamond membership

-Baroness is out, and Biomed and Killer decide to play Bomb IT support and Bomb defuser -Spoiler alert... Killer dies a lot

-Killer teaches Velvet, Jen, and Lyserg how to play Risk -Jen totally fails at diplomacy and loses the British Isles -Killer's alliance with Lyserg takes an unfortunate, but completely expected turn

-Varyar stops by to remind Killer how wrong he is about everything. -The Magic Hat returns!

- On Tap plays Clue... -Baroness meets her match in most unlikely person

-Sam from Operation Supply Drop joins us again -Questions are asked, answers are given -What's to look forward to in 2017

-Killer's off for the night, so Jen and Bio play Scrabble -Although they play pretty lax with the rules, gameplay is pretty tame, until... -...the name of Harambe is invoked (may peace be upon him)

-HI VAMPY! -We try to circumvent numerous technical difficulties and near-Baroness-induced-catastrophes -PUPPY PR0N!

-Tap Team invites some of the other RCM staff over for some Tee K.O.! -AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A RIVAL PARTY!

-It's Friday the 13th. Bear that in mind when watching this episode. -Bio is broadcasting in Japanese movie style, and Baroness tries to quit -What, in gameplay, can drive you crazy in five minutes or less?

-The Tap team introduces Bio to Superfight! It goes about as well as you'd expect.

-The Tap Team celebrates 100 episodes by revisiting great moments in On Tap history

-Santa returns to On Tap and immediately regrets giving up drinking -Chat petitions Santa for job placement and career advancement opportunities -Jen and Hax read How the Grinch Stole Christmas

-Angie and Brandon from Cleveland's A Christmas Story House and Museum stop by to talk movies, Christmas, and the fruition of a dream. -Chat recasts Bio in the role of Ralphie and Killer casts himself as Randy. Jen is quietly entertained by the thought of Killer trying to fold himself into the kitchen cupboard. -The group discusses best gifts given, interesting Christmas traditions, and what Christmas movie we wouldn't mind being stuck in.

-Velvet stops by to hang out and talk about her new project, RCM Reality House! -Chat is definitely in the spirit(s) tonight as the team gives the Magic Hat questions a holiday twist -RCM Films production of Sigh Hard, starring Killer McCoy, is def gonna be a thing

Woman_Scorned graces the Fourth Chair to talk old-school games! Jen has to model the Stay Puft suit mid-show and we learn why she is not a runner The Magic Hat keeps spitting out questions that are killing our buzz

-It's Porksgiving once again! -Killer surprises all with his dish -What are we thankful for?

-Bio has returned!!!! -In a shocking twist, Baron's and Varyar's respective couches take over chat. We're still not sure how they were able to type, but they are as articulate as we'd expect them to be. -Why Risk would be even more amazing with DLC

-Juho from 8BitMenu.com joins the fourth chair to talk recipes inspired by video games -Bio wins the gender-neutral Miss America talent competition -What would be your theme song?

-Killer has the moderator seat for this breaking news bulletin, but reporter Bio has been missing for three days or weeks (depending on who you ask) -Varyar totally Chris Hansens Baron -And now...DAUGHTER OF WOLFIE!

-This is Halloween! Jen is dressed as Birthday Cat from BL2, Killer is dressed as Frank Farmer from The Bodyguard, and Bio is dressed as...Bio. -The Magic Hat plays a trick by FINALLY tossing out an Asterisk question...on a night we don't have a Fourth Chair guest. -But a treat shows up in chat...Princess Candeye!

-Rxysurfchic joins the crew in Fourth Chair to talk about her origins as a streamer and how she got to her dream job at Alienware -The Magic Hat returns! -Rxy's cat also guest-stars

-INcontrol of the Evil Geniuses stops by Fourth Chair, much to Varyar's unbridled glee -Thoughts on the future of RTS -Why Korean BBQ is the best, and favorite experiences from world travels

-Fen from Ventchat swings by fourth chair and Baron fills in for a stuck-at-work Bio -The group talks fan gatherings - the good, the creepy, and the OMG AWESOME! -Turns out Killer's girlfriend really DOES watch the show! She and Jen are still not fighting.

-Both Jen and Varyar might die. Bio and Killer capitalize on this weakness to promote their upcoming octagon-ring event between Jen and Princess Candeye. -Save the Date: RivalCon 2017 is set for July 21-23, 2017 in Cleveland! -Varyar talks XCom mods and what he's loving about some of our RivalFriends' work

-Killer and Bio try to stage a fight between Jen and Killer's girlfriend for RivalCon 2017. It's not gonna happen. -Pumpkin Spice Girls are totes gonna be the hot new girl band -WTF ARE SCORPIONS DOING IN IDAHO?!?!

-Killer and Jen spend some time getting to know YouTube badass RagTagg! -How a mild mannered firefighter became a ball smashing Orc Warrior -RagTagg explains the firefighter's life, and why it's the best job in the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqKmF1AJAM

-Imposter Bio shows up to talk about new Porksgiving Day traditions -Jen is a Space Viking! STOP QUESTIONING THIS KILLER! -Killer's secret shame... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqKmF1AJAM

-Deededee stops by to talk WoW: Legion and suck Killer back into the Dark Side -Killer's wedding song leads to the team planning the most epic action wedding ever (hint: it involves most '80s action stars, explosions, and Killer now being Killerino)

Sam stops by and explains why "Suicide Squad" sucks Rivalcastia won the Olympics!!!!! Da Bark Lurd makes his presence known once more

-Sayo regales the team with his exploits of rescuing books from a dumpster, which makes Jen very happy. -Book talk turns into a discussion on extended universes, both the really good and the really...not so good. -YEAH SCIENCE!

-StrwbryShrtKate stops by to talk about her upcoming charity event and what got her to foray into cooking videos. -Jen is super excited about going to CornFest -KITTY! -The panel comes to the realization that they are at the sweet spot, age-wise, to enjoy everything gaming has to offer.

-Ceraphus from the Sundering Podcast joins the Tap Team and announces his quest to track down Porkchop -There is much talk of bacon -Who is the most macho: Duke Nukem, Serious Sam, or Mr. Torgue from Borderlands?

-After being unexpectedly detained the previous evening, the crew returns to entertain the masses with teh_leet_haxor in tow! -The team talks dumb books, embarrassing game moments, and what their future children would say about them to their therapists

-It's the craze that's sweeping the world! Evanus Prime and Salad Booty stop by to explain Pokemon Go -Evanus is very excited to be an expert panelist -All Killer wants is those damned kids to get off his lawn

-Baroness hates the villagers of Stardew Valley and may need to go on the run from the Model Train Mafia -Bio hypothesizes that his future offspring will be juvenile delinquents and Baroness will force him to fight BattleBots -Killer, meanwhile, is to have adorable chibi-eyed Killerpatch Kids ® , but will he be able to hold his sighing championship title against Mama McCoy?

-Recap of everything you missed if you weren't at RivalCon (spoiler: you missed a LOT) -Baron shares some of his upcoming projects -How our understanding and appreciation of games have changed over the years

-In this special episode, we go behind the scenes of RCM On Tap and witness what goes on in the super secret Tap meetings.

-The table argues over America's best game show host and agree that Bob Barker, Steve Harvey, and Pat Sajak would make an amazing Tri-Force team -Who do we know personally who would make a good protagonist for a video game? Varyar, of course! -What's your favorite breakfast? (WARNING: That segment will make you hungry)

-Violet, er, Velvet Dove joins Fourth Chair as we discuss our RPG memories -Who would host the RivalAwards? -Spoilers. Nuf said.

-The Court of RivalCastia is in session, the Honorable Varyar presiding -Killer's on trial, with Bio as his defense and Baroness persecuting -Can Killer survive the Court of Public Opinion?

-The guys are judgemental of Jen's love for the Weekly World News -What we would write to DS2, and our race and class for an RCM-themed D&D game -Killer is arrested on charges of treason against Rivalcastia?

-Bio, Killer, and Jen discuss what a physical RCM studio would look like -There's a questionable tool on Kickstarter for licking one's cat, and the team is traumatized -What's the worst thing you would do to access the Steam library for life? If you're Killer, you apparently BETRAY ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND INCUR THE WRATH OF RIVALCASTIA.

-Sam from Operation Supply Drop stops by to talk about Military Appreciation Month and this year's 8-Bit Salute fundraiser -The crew discusses options for the Mount Rushmore of game characters -We learn that everybody is way too nice. Except Baroness.

-Dee confesses his undying lust for Marissa Tome -Some sketchy folk are trying to steal our livers -First guest wild card: an FMK between Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Hentai Kamen